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STRANGE    STORIES 

FROM   A 

CHINESE  STUDIO. 


STRANGE    STORIES 


FROM   A 


CHINESE  STUDIO, 

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TRANSLATED    AND    ANNOTATED 


BY 


HERBERT     A.     GILES, 

Of  H.M.'s  Consular  Service. 


IN     TWO    VOLUMES. 


VOL.  II. 


LONDON: 
THOS.    DE    LA    RUE    &    CO. 

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THOMAS   DE  LA   RUE  AND  CO.,    BUNHII.L   ROW, 
LONDON. 


STRANGE    STORIES 


FROM   A 


CHINESE    STUDIO. 


LXIII. 

THE   LO-CH'A   COUNTRY  AND   THE 
SEA-MARKET.1 

ONCE  upon  a  time  there  was  a  young  man,  named  Ma 
Chiin,  who  was  also  known  as  Lung-mei.  He  was  the 
son  of  a  trader,  and  a  youth  of  surpassing  beauty.  His 
manners  were  courteous,  and  he  loved  nothing  better 
than  singing  and  playing.  He  used  to  associate  with 
actors,  and  with  an  embroidered  handkerchief  round  his 
head  the  effect  was  that  of  a  beautiful  woman.  Hence 
he  acquired  the  sobriquet  of  the  Beauty.  At  fourteen 
years  of  age  he  graduated  and  began  to  make  a  name  for 
himself;  but  his  father,  who  was  growing  old  and  wished 
to  retire  from  business,  said  to  him,  "  My  boy,  book- 

1  The  term  "sea-market"  is  generally  understood  in  the  sense  of 
mirage,  or  some  similar  phenomenon. 

VOL.    II.  B 


2  STRANGE  STORIES 

learning  will  never  fill  your  belly  or  put  a  coat  on  your 
back ,  you  had  much  better  stick  to  the  old  thing." 
Accordingly,  Ma  from  that  time  occupied  himself  with 
scales  and  weights,  with  principle  and  interest,  and  such 
matters. 

He  made  a  voyage  across  the  sea,  and  was  carried 
away  by  a  typhoon.  After  being  tossed  about  for  many 
days  and  nights  he  arrived  at  a  country  where  the 
people  were  hideously  ugly.  When  these  people  saw 
Ma  they  thought  he  was  a  devil  and  all  ran  screeching 
away.  Ma  was  somewhat  alarmed  at  this,  but  finding 
that  it  was  they  who  were  frightened  at  him,  he  quickly 
turned  their  fear  to  his  own  advantage.  If  he  came 
across  people  eating  and  drinking  he  would  rush  upon 
them,  and  when  they  fled  away  for  fear,  he  would  regale 
himself  upon  what  they  had  left.  By-and-by  he  went  to 
a  village  among  the  hills,  and  there  the  people  had  at 
any  rate  some  facial  resemblance  to  ordinary  men.  But 
they  were  all  in  rags  and  tatters  like  beggars.  So  Ma 
sat  down  to  rest  under  a  tree,  and  the  villagers,  not 
daring  to  come  near  him,  contented  themselves  with 
looking  at  him  from  a  distance.  They  soon  found,  how- 
ever, that  he  did  not  want  to  eat  them,  and  by  degrees 
approached  a  little  closer  to  him.  Ma,  smiling,  began 
to  talk ;  and  although  their  language  was  different,  yet 
he  was  able  to  make  himself  tolerably  intelligible,  and 
told  them  whence  he  had  come.  The  villagers  were 
much  pleased,  and  spread  the  news  that  the  stranger  was 
not  a  man-eater.  Nevertheless,  the  very  ugliest  of  all 
would  only  take  a  look  and  be  off  again ;  they  would 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  3 

not  come  near  him.  Those  who  did  go  up  to  him  were 
not  very  much  unlike  his  own  countrymen,  the  Chinese. 
They  brought  him  plenty  of  food  and  wine.  Ma  asked 
them  what  they  were  afraid  of.  They  replied,  "  We  had 
heard  from  our  forefathers  that  26,000  //  to  the  west 
there  is  a  country  called  China.  We  had  heard  that  the 
people  of  that  land  were  the  most  extraordinary  in  ap- 
pearance you  can  possibly  imagine.  Hitherto  it  has 
been  hearsay;  we  can  now  believe  it."  He  then  asked 
them  how  it  was  they  were  so  poor.  They  answered, 
"You  see,  in  our  country  everything  depends,  not  on 
literary  talent,  but  on  beauty.  The  most  beautiful  are 
made  ministers  of  state ;  the  next  handsomest  are  made 
judges  and  magistrates ;  and  the  third  class  in  looks  are 
employed  in  the  palace  of  the  king.  Thus  these  are 
enabled  out  of  their  pay  to  provide  for  their  wives  and 
families.  But  we,  from  our  very  birth,  are  regarded  by 
our  parents  as  inauspicious,  and  are  left  to  perish,  some 
of  us  being  occasionally  preserved  by  more  humane 
parents  to  prevent  the  extinction  of  the  family."  Ma 
asked  the  name  of  their  country,  and  they  told  him  it 
was  Lo-ch'a.  Also  that  the  capital  city  was  some  30  // 
to  the  north.  He  begged  them  to  take  him  there,  and 
next  day  at  cock-crow  he  started  thitherwards  in  their 
company,  arriving  just  about  dawn.  The  walls  of  the 
city  were  made  of  black  stone,  as  black  as  ink,  and  the 
city  gate-houses  were  about  TOO  feet  high.  Red  stones 
were  used  for  tiles,  and  picking  up  a  broken  piece  Ma 
found  that  it  marked  his  finger-nail  like  vermilion.  They 
arrived  just  when  the  Court  was  rising,  and  saw  all  the 

B    2 


4  STRANGE   STORIES 

equipages  of  the  officials.  The  village  people  pointed 
out  one  who  they  said  was  Prime  Minister.  His  ears 
drooped  forward  in  flaps  ;  he  had  three  nostrils,  and  his 
eye-lashes  were  just  like  bamboo  screens  hanging  in 
front  of  his  eyes.  Then  several  came  out  on  horseback, 
and  they  said  these  were  the  privy  councillors.  So  they 
went  on,  telling  him  the  rank  of  all  the  ugly  uncouth 
fellows  he  saw.  The  lower  they  got  down  in  the  official 
scale  the  less  hideous  the  officials  were.  By-and-by  Ma 
went  back,  the  people  in  the  streets  marvelling  very 
much  to  see  him,  and  tumbling  helter-skelter  one  over 
another  as  if  they  had  met  a  goblin.  The  villagers 
shouted  out  to  re-assure  them,  and  then  they  stood  at  a 
distance  to  look  at  him.  When  he  got  back,  there  was 
not  a  man,  woman,  or  child  in  the  whole  nation  but 
knew  that  there  was  a  strange  man  at  the  village ;  and 
the  gentry  and  officials  became  very  desirous  to  see  him. 
However,  if  he  went  to  any  of  their  houses  the  porter 
always  slammed  the  door  in  his  face,  and  the  master, 
mistress,  and  family,  in  general,  would  only  peep  at,  and 
speak  to  him  through  the  cracks.  Not  a  single  one 
dared  receive  him  face  to  face ;  but,  finally,  the  village 
people,  at  a  loss  what  to  do,  bethought  themselves  of  a 
man  who  had  been  sent  by  a  former  king  on  official 
business  among  strange  nations.  "He,"  said  they, 
"  having  seen  many  kinds  of  men,  will  not  be  afraid  of 
you."  So  they  went  to  his  house,  where  they  were 
received  in  a  very  friendly  way.  He  seemed  to  be  about 
eighty  or  ninety  years  of  age ;  his  eye-balls  protruded, 
and  his  beard  curled  up  like  a  hedge -hog.  He  said, 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  5 

"In  my  youth  I  was  sent  by  the  king  among  many 
nations,  but  I  never  went  to  China.  I  am  now  one 
hundred  and  twenty  years  of  age,  and  that  I  should  be 
permitted  to  see  a  native  of  your  country  is  a  fact  which 
it  will  be  my  duty  to  report  to  the  Throne.  For  ten 
years  and  more  I  have  not  been  to  Court,  but  have  re- 
mained here  in  seclusion ;  yet  I  will  now  make  an  effort 
on  your  behalf."  Then  followed  a  banquet,  and  when 
the  wine  had  already  circulated  pretty  freely,  some  dozen 
singing  girls  came  in  and  sang  and  danced  before  them. 
The  girls  all  wore  white  embroidered  turbans,  and  long 
scarlet  robes  which  trailed  on  the  ground.  The  words 
they  uttered  were  unintelligible,  and  the  tunes  they 
played  perfectly  hideous.  The  host,  however,  seemed  to 
enjoy  it  very  much,  and  said  to  Ma  "  Have  you  music  in 
China  ? "  He  replied  that  they  had,  and  the  old  man 
asked  for  a  specimen.  Ma  hummed  him  a  tune,  beating 
time  on  the  table,  with  which  he  was  very  much  pleased, 
declaring  that  his  guest  had  the  voice  of  a  phoenix  and 
the  notes  of  a  dragon,  such  as  he  had  never  heard 
before.  The  next  day  he  presented  a  memorial  to  the 
Throne,  and  the  king  at  once  commanded  Ma  to  appear 
before  him.  Several  of  the  ministers,  however,  repre- 
sented that  his  appearance  was  so  hideous  it  might 
frighten  His  Majesty,  and  the  king  accordingly  desisted 
from  his  intention.  The  old  man  returned  and  told  Ma, 
being  quite  upset  about  it.  They  remained  together 
some  time  until  they  had  drunk  themselves  tipsy.  Then 
Ma,  seizing  a  sword,  began  to  attitudinize,  smearing  his 
face  all  over  with  coal-dust.  He  acted  the  part  of  Chang 


6  STRANGE   STORIES 

Fei,2  at  which  his  host  was  so  delighted  that  he  begged 
him  to  appear  before  the  Prime  Minister  in  the  character 
of  Chang  Fei.  Ma  replied  "  I  don't  mind  a  little 
amateur  acting,  but  how  can  I  play  the  hypocrite  3  for 
my  own  personal  advantage?"  On  being  pressed  he 
consented,  and  the  old  man  prepared  a  great  feast,  and 
asked  some  of  the  high  officials  to  be  present,  telling  Ma 
to  paint  himself  as  before.  When  the  guests  had 
arrived,  Ma  was  brought  out  to  see  them  ;  whereupon 
they  all  exclaimed  "  Ai-yah !  how  is  it  he  was  so  ugly 
before  and  is  now  so  beautiful  ?  "  By-and-by,  when  they 
were  all  taking  wine  together,  Ma  began  to  sing  them  a 
most  bewitching  song,  and  they  got  so  excited  over  it 
that  next  day  they  recommended  him  to  the  king.  The 
king  sent  a  special  summons  for  him  to  appear,  and 
asked  him  many  questions  about  the  government  of 
China,  to  all  of  which  Ma  replied  in  detail,  eliciting  sighs 
of  admiration  from  His  Majesty.  He  was  honoured 
with  a  banquet  in  the  royal  guest-pavilion,  and  when  the 
king  had  made  himself  tipsy  he  said  to  him  "  I  hear  you 
are  a  very  skilful  musician.  Will  you  be  good  enough  to 
let  me  hear  you?"  Ma  then  got  up  and  began  to 
attitudinize,  singing  a  plaintive  air  like  the  girls  with  the 
turbans.  The  king  was  charmed,  and  at  once  made  him 
a  privy  councillor,  giving  him  a  private  banquet,  and  be- 
stowing other  marks  of  royal  favour.  As  time  went  on 


2  A  famous  General  who  played  a  leading  part  in  the  wars  of  the 
Three  Kingdoms.     See  No.  XCIIL,  note  8. 

3  A  hit  at  the  hypocrisy  of  the  age. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  7 

his  fellow-officials  found  out  the  secret  of  his  painted 
face,4  and  whenever  he  was  among  them  they  were 
always  whispering  together,  besides  which  they  avoided 
being  near  him  as  much  as  possible.  Thus  Ma  was  left 
to  himself,  and  found  his  position  anything  but  pleasant 
in  consequence.  So  he  memorialized  the  Throne,  asking 
to  be  allowed  to  retire  from  office,  but  his  request  was 
refused.  He  then  said  his  health  was  bad,  and  got  three 
months'  sick  leave,  during  which  he  packed  up  his 
valuables  and  went  back  to  the  village.  The  villagers  on 
his  arrival  went  down  on  their  knees  to  him,  and  he  dis- 
tributed gold  and  jewels  amongst  his  old  friends.  They 
were  very  glad  to  see  him,  and  said  "Your  kindness 
shall  be  repaid  when  we  go  to  the  sea-market ;  we  will 
bring  you  some  pearls  and  things."  Ma  asked  them 
where  that  was.  They  said  it  was  at  the  bottom  of  the 
sea,  where  the  mermaids 5  kept  their  treasures,  and  that 
as  many  as  twelve  nations  were  accustomed  to  go  thither 
to  trade.  Also  that  it  was  frequented  by  spirits,  and  that 
to  get  there  it  was  necessary  to  pass  through  red  vapours 
and  great  waves.  "  Dear  Sir,"  they  said,  "  do  not  your- 
self risk  this  great  danger,  but  let  us  take  your  money 
and  purchase  these  rare  pearls  for  you.  The  season  is 
now  at  hand."  Ma  asked  them  how  they  knew  this. 
They  said  "  Whenever  we  see  red  birds  flying  backwards 
and  forwards  over  the  sea,  we  know  that  within  seven 
days  the  market  will  open."  He  asked  when  they  were 


4  Shewing  that  hypocrisy  is  bad  policy  in  the  long  run. 

5  The  tears  of  Chinese  mermaids  are  said  to  be  pearls. 


8  STRANGE   STORIES 

going  to  start,  that  he  might  accompany  them ;  but  they 
begged  him  not  to  think  of  doing  so.  He  replied  "  I 
am  a  sailor:  how  can  I  be  afraid  of  wind  and  waves ?" 
Very  soon  after  this  people  came  with  merchandise  to 
forward,  and  so  Ma  packed  up  and  went  on  board  the 
vessel  that  was  going. 

This  vessel  held  some  tens  of  people,  was  flat-bottomed 
with  a  railing  all  round,  and,  rowed  by  ten  men,  it  cut 
through  the  water  like  an  arrow.  After  a  voyage  of 
three  days  they  saw  afar  off  faint  outlines  of  towers  and 
minarets,  and  crowds  of  trading  vessels.  They  soon 
arrived  at  the  city,  the  walls  of  which  were  made  of 
bricks  as  long  as  a  man's  body,  the  tops  of  its  buildings 
being  lost  in  the  Milky  Way.6  Having  made  fast  their 
boat  they  went  in,  and  saw  laid  out  in  the  market  rare 
pearls  and  wondrous  precious  stones  of  dazzling  beauty, 
such  as  are  quite  unknown  amongst  men.  Then  they 
saw  a  young  man  come  forth  riding  upon  a  beautiful 
steed.  The  people  of  the  market  stood  back  to  let  him 
pass,  saying  he  was  the  third  son  of  the  king ;  but  when 
the  Prince  saw  Ma,  he  exclaimed  "This  is  no  foreigner," 
and  immediately  an  attendant  drew  near  and  asked  his 
name  and  country.  Ma  made  a  bow,  and  standing  at 
one  side  told  his  name  and  family.  The  prince  smiled, 
and  said,  "  For  you  to  have  honoured  our  country  thus 
is  no  small  piece  of  good  luck."  He  then  gave  him  a 
horse  and  begged  him  to  follow.  They  went  out  of  the 
city  gate  and  down  to  the  sea-shore,  whereupon  their 

6  See  No.  XIX.,  note  I. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  9 

horses  plunged  into  the  water.  Ma  was  terribly 
frightened  and  screamed  out;  but  the  sea  opened  dry 
before  them  and  formed  a  wall  of  water  on  either  side. 
In  a  little  time  they  reached  the  king's  palace,  the  beams 
of  which  were  made  of  tortoise-shell  and  the  tiles  of 
fishes'  scales.  The  four  walls  were  of  crystal,  and 
dazzled  the  eye  like  mirrors.  They  got  down  off  their 
horses  and  went  in,  and  Ma  was  introduced  to  the  king. 
The  young  prince  said,  "Sire,  I  have  been  to  the 
market,  and  have  got  a  gentleman  from  China."  Where- 
upon Ma  made  obeisance  before  the  king,  who  ad- 
dressed him  as  follows : — "  Sir,  from  a  talented  scholar 
like  yourself  I  venture  to  ask  for  a  few  stanzas  upon  our 
sea-market.  Pray  do  not  refuse."  Ma  thereupon  made 
a  kofowi  and  undertook  the  king's  command.  Using  an 
ink-slab  of  crystal,  a  brush  of  dragon's  beard,  paper  as 
white  as  snow,  and  ink  scented  like  the  larkspur,7  Ma 
immediately  threw  off  some  thousand  odd  verses,  which 
he  laid  at  the  feet  of  the  king.  When  His  Majesty  saw 
them,  he  said,  "  Sir,  your  genius  does  honour  to  these 
marine  nations  of  ours."  Then,  summoning  the  members 
of  the  royal  family,  the  king  gave  a  great  feast  in  the 
Coloured  Cloud  pavilion;  and,  when  the  wine  had 
circulated  freely,  seizing  a  great  goblet  in  his  hand,  the 
king  rose  and  said  before  all  the  guests,  "  It  is  a  thousand 
pities,  Sir,  that  you  are  not  married.  What  say  you  to 

7  Good  ink  of  the  kind  miscalled  "  Indian,"  is  usually  very  highly 
scented ;  and  from  a  habit  the  Chinese  have  of  sucking  their 
writing-brushes  to  a  fine  point,  the  phrase  "  to  eat  ink  "  has  become 
a  synonym  of  "to  study," 


10  STRANGE   STORIES 

entering  the  bonds  of  wedlock?"  Ma  rose  blushing, 
and  stammered  out  his  thanks;  upon  which  the  king 
looking  round  spoke  a  few  words  to  the  attendants,  and 
in  a  few  moments  in  came  a  bevy  of  court  ladies  sup- 
porting the  king's  daughter,  whose  ornaments  went 
tinkle,  tinkle,  as  she  walked  along.  Immediately  the 
nuptial  drums  and  trumpets  began  to  sound  forth,  and 
bride  and  bridegroom  worshipped  Heaven  and  Earth  to- 
gether.8 Stealing  a  glance  Ma  saw  that  the  princess  was 
endowed  with  a  fairy-like  loveliness.  When  the  cere- 
mony was  over  she  retired,  and  by-and-by  the  wine-party 
broke  up.  Then  came  several  beautifully-dressed 
waiting-maids,  who  with  painted  candles  escorted  Ma 
within.  The  bridal  couch  was  made  of  coral  adorned 
with  eight  kinds  of  precious  stones,  and  the  curtains 
were  thickly  hung  with  pearls  as  big  as  acorns.  Next 
day  at  dawn  a  crowd  of  young  slave-girls  trooped  into 
the  room  to  offer  their  services ;  whereupon  Ma  got  up 
and  went  off  to  Court  to  pay  his  respects  to  the  king. 
He  was  then  duly  received  as  royal  son-in-law  and  made 
an  officer  of  state.  The  fame  of  his  poetical  talents 
spread  far  and  wide,  and  the  kings  of  the  various  seas 
sent  officers  to  congratulate  him,  vying  with  each  other 
in  their  invitations  to  him.  Ma  dressed  himself  in 
gorgeous  clothes,  and  went  forth  riding  on  a  superb  steed, 
with  a  mounted  body-guard  all  splendidly  armed. 
There  were  musicians  on  horseback  and  musicians  in 


8  This  all -important  point  in  a  Chinese  marriage  ceremony  is  the 
equivalent  of  our  own  "  signing  in  the  vestry." 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  II 

chariots,  and  in  three  days  he  had  visited  every  one 
of  the  marine  kingdoms,  making  his  name  known  in 
all  directions.  In  the  palace  there  was  a  jade  tree, 
about  as  big  round  as  a  man  could  clasp.  Its  roots 
were  as  clear  as  glass,  and  up  the  middle  ran,  as  it  were, 
a  stick  of  pale  yellow.  The  branches  were  the  size  of 
one's  arm;  the  leaves  like  white  jade,  as  thick  as  a 
copper  cash.  The  foliage  was  dense,  and  beneath  its 
shade  the  ladies  of  the  palace  were  wont  to  sit  and  sing. 
The  flowers  which  covered  the  tree  resembled  grapes, 
and  if  a  single  petal  fell  to  the  earth  it  made  a  ringing 
sound.  Taking  one  up,  it  would  be  found  to  be  exactly 
like  carved  cornelian,  very  bright  and  pretty  to  look  at. 
From  time  to  time  a  wonderful  bird  came  and  sang 
there.  Its  feathers  were  of  a  golden  hue,  and  its  tail  as 
long  as  its  body.  Its  notes  were  like  the  tinkling  of 
jade,  very  plaintive  and  touching  to  listen  to.  When  Ma 
heard  this  bird  sing,  it  called  up  in  him  recollections  of 
his  old  home,  and  accordingly  he  said  to  the  princess, 
"  I  have  now  been  away  from  my  own  country  for  three 
years,  separated  from  my  father  and  mother.  Thinking 
of  them  my  tears  flow  and  the  perspiration  runs  down 
my  back.  Can  you  return  with  me  ?  "  His  wife  replied, 
"The  way  of  immortals  is  not  that  of  men.  I  am 
unable  to  do  what  you  ask,  but  I  cannot  allow  the  feel- 
ings of  husband  and  wife  to  break  the  tie  of  parent  and 
child.  Let  us  devise  some  plan."  When  Ma  heard  this 
he  wept  bitterly,  and  the  princess  sighed  and  said,  "  We 
cannot  both  stay  or  both  go."  The  next  day  the  king 
said  to  him  "  I  hear  that  you  are  pining  after  your  old 


12  STRANGE   STORIES 

home.  Will  to-morrow  suit  you  for  taking  leave  ?  "  Ma 
thanked  the  king  for  his  great  kindness,  which  he  de- 
clared he  could  never  forget,  and  promised  to  return 
very  shortly.  That  evening  the  princess  and  Ma  talked 
over  their  wine  of  their  approaching  separation.  Ma 
said  they  would  soon  meet  again ;  but  his  wife  averred 
that  their  married  life  was  at  an  end.  Then  he  wept 
afresh,  but  the  princess  said,  "  Like  a  filial  son  you  are 
going  home  to  your  parents.  In  the  meetings  and 
separations  of  this  life,  a  hundred  years  seem  but  a 
single  day;  why,  then,  should  we  give  way  to  tears  like 
children  ?  I  will  be  true  to  you ;  do  you  be  faithful  to 
me ;  and  then,  though  separated,  we  shall  be  united  in 
spirit,  a  happy  pair.  Is  it  necessary  to  live  side  by  side  in 
order  to  grow  old  together  ?  If  you  break  our  contract 
your  next  marriage  will  not  be  a  propitious  one ;  but  if 
loneliness9  overtakes  you  then  choose  a  concubine. 
There  is  one  point  more  of  which  I  would  speak,  with 
reference  to  our  married  life.  I  am  about  to  become  a 
mother,  and  I  pray  you  give  me  a  name  for  your  child." 
To  this  Ma  replied,  "  If  a  girl  I  would  have  her  called 
Lung  Kung ;  if  a  boy,  then  name  him  Fu-Hai.  " 10  The 
princess  asked  for  some  token  of  remembrance,  and  Ma 
gave  her  a  pair  of  jade  lilies  that  he  had  got  during  his 
stay  in  the  marine  kingdom.  She  added  "  On  the  8th 
of  the  4th  moon,  three  years  hence,  when  you  once 


9  Literally,  "  if  you  have  no  one  to  cook  your  food." 

10  "Dragon  Palace"  and  "Happy  Sea,"  respectively. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  13 

more  steer  your  course  for  this  country,  I  will  give  you 
up  your  child."  She  next  packed  a  leather  bag  full  of 
jewels  and  handed  it  to  Ma,  saying,  "  Take  care  of  this  ; 
it  will  be  a  provision  for  many  generations."  When  the 
day  began  to  break  a  splendid  farewell  feast  was  given  him 
by  the  king,  and  Ma  bade  them  all  adieu.  The  princess, 
in  a  car  drawn  by  snow-white  sheep,  escorted  him  to  the 
boundary  of  the  marine  kingdom,  where  he  dismounted 
and  stepped  ashore.  "  Farewell ! "  cried  the  princess,  as 
her  returning  car  bore  her  rapidly  away,  and  the  sea, 
closing  over  her,  snatched  her  from  her  husband's  sight. 
Ma  returned  to  his  home  across  the  ocean.  Some  had 
thought  him  long  since  dead  and  gone ;  all  marvelled  at 
his  story.  Happily  his  father  and  mother  were  yet  alive, 
though  his  former  wife  had  married  another  man ;  and 
so  he  understood  why  the  princess  had  pledged  him  to 
constancy,  for  she  already  knew  that  this  had  taken 
place.  His  father  wished  him  to  take  another  wife,  but 
he  would  not.  He  only  took  a  concubine.  Then,  after 
the  three  years  had  passed  away,  he  started  across  the 
sea  on  his  return  journey,  when  lo  !  he  beheld,  riding  on 
the  wave-crests  and  splashing  about  the  water  in  playing, 
two  young  children.  On  going  near,  one  of  them  seized 
hold  of  him  and  sprung  into  his  arms ;  upon  which  the 
elder  cried  until  he,  too,  was  taken  up.  They  were  a  boy 
and  girl,  both  very  lovely,  and  wearing  embroidered  caps 
adorned  with  jade  lilies.  On  the  back  of  one  of  them 
was  a  worked  case,  in  which  Ma  found  the  following 
letter : — 

"  I  presume  my  father  and   mother-in-law   are  well. 


14  STRANGE   STORIES 

Three  years  have  passed  away  and  destiny  still  keeps  us 
apart.  Across  the  great  ocean,  the  letter-bird  would  find 
no  path.11  I  have  been  with  you  in  my  dreams  until  I 
am  quite  worn  out.  Does  the  blue  sky  look  down  upon 
any  grief  like  mine  ?  Yet  Ch'ang-ngo 12  lives  solitary  in 
the  moon,  and  Chih  Nil 13  laments  that  she  cannot  cross 
the  Silver  River.  Who  am  I  that  I  should  expect  hap- 
piness to  be  mine  ?  Truly  this  thought  turns  my  tears 
into  joy.  Two  months  after  your  departure  I  had  twins, 
who  can  already  prattle  away  in  the  language  of  child- 
hood, at  one  moment  snatching  a  date,  at  another  a 
pear.  Had  they  no  mother  they  would  still  live.  These 
I  now  send  to  you,  with  the  jade  lilies  you  gave  me  in 
their  hats,  in  token  of  the  sender.  When  you  take  them 
upon  your  knee,  think  that  I  am  standing  by  your  side. 
I  know  that  you  have  kept  your  promise  to  me,  and  I 
am  happy.  I  shall  take  no  second  husband,  even  unto 
death.  All  thoughts  of  dress  and  finery  are  gone  from 
me ;  my  looking-glass  sees  no  new  fashions ;  my  face  has 
long  been  unpowdered,  my  eyebrows  unblacked.  You 
are  my  Ulysses,  I  am  your  Penelope;14  though  not 
actually  leading  a  married  life,  how  can  it  be  said  that 


11  Alluding  to  an  old  legend  of  a  letter  conveyed  by  a  bird. 

12  See  No.  V.,  note  2. 

13  The  "  Spinning  Damsel,"  or  name  of  a  star  in  Lyra,  connected 
with  which  there  is  a  celebrated  legend  of  its  annual  transit  across 
the  Milky  Way. 

4  These  are  of  course  only  the  equivalents  of  the  Chinese  names 
in  the  text. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  15 

we  are  not  husband  and  wife.  Your  father  and  mother 
will  take  their  grandchildren  upon  their  knees,  though 
they  have  never  set  eyes  upon  the  bride.  Alas  !  there  is 
something  wrong  in  this.  Next  year  your  mother  will 
enter  upon  the  long  night.  I  shall  be  there  by  the  side 
of  the  grave  as  is  becoming  in  her  daughter-in-law. 
From  this  time  forth  our  daughter  will  be  well ;  later  on 
she  will  be  able  to  grasp  her  mother's  hand.  Our  boy, 
when  he  grows  up,  may  possibly  be  able  to  come  to  and 
fro.  Adieu,  dear  husband,  adieu,  though  I  am  leaving 
much  unsaid."  Ma  read  the  letter  over  and  over  again, 
his  tears  flowing  all  the  time.  His  two  children  clung 
round  his  neck,  and  begged  him  to  take  them  home. 
"Ah,  my  children,"  said  he,  "where  is  your  home?" 
Then  they  all  wept  bitterly,  and  Ma,  looking  at  the  great 
ocean  stretching  away  to  meet  the  sky,  lovely  and  path- 
less, embraced  his  children,  and  proceeded  sorrowfully  to 
return.  Knowing,  too,  that  his  mother  could  not  last 
long,  he  prepared  everything  necessary  for  the  ceremony 
of  interment,  and  planted  a  hundred  young  pine-trees  at 
her  grave.15  The  following  year  the  old  lady  did  die, 
and  her  coffin  was  borne  to  its  last  resting-place,  when 
lo !  there  was  the  princess  standing  by  the  side  of  the 
grave.  The  lookers-on  were  much  alarmed,  but  in  a 
moment  there  was  a  flash  of  lightning,  followed  by  a 
clap  of  thunder  and  a  squall  of  rain,  and  she  was  gone. 


5  To  keep  off  the  much-dreaded  wind,  which  disturbs  the  rest  of 
the  departed. 


1 6  STRANGE   STORIES 

It  was  then  noticed  that  many  of  the  young  pine-trees 
which  had  died  were  one  and  all  brought  to  life.  Sub- 
sequently, Fu  Hai  went  in  search  of  the  mother  for 
whom  he  pined  so  much,  and  after  some  days'  absence 
returned.  Lung  Kung,  being  a  girl,  could  not  accom- 
pany him,  but  she  mourned  much  in  secret.  One  dark 
day  her  mother  entered  and  bid  her  dry  her  eyes,  saying, 
"  My  child,  you  must  get  married.  Why  these  tears  ?  " 
She  then  gave  her  a  tree  of  coral  eight  feet  in  height, 
some  Baroos  camphor,16  one  hundred  valuable  pearls, 
and  two  boxes  inlaid  with  gold  and  precious  stones,  as 
her  dowry.  Ma  having  found  out  she  was  there,  rushed 
in  and  seizing  her  hand  began  to  weep  for  joy,  when 
suddenly  a  violent  peal  of  thunder  rent  the  building,  and 
the  princess  had  vanished. 


16  For  which  a  very  high  price  is  obtained  in  China. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  17 


LXIV. 

THE  FIGHTING  CRICKET. 

DURING  the  reign  of  Hsiian  Te,1  cricket  righting  was 
very  much  in  vogue  at  court,  levies  of  crickets  being 
exacted  from  the  people  as  a  tax.  On  one  occasion  the 
magistrate  of  Hua-yin,  wishing  to  make  friends  with 
the  Governor,  presented  him  with  a  cricket  which,  on 
being  set  to  fight,  displayed  very  remarkable  powers ;  so 
much  so  that  the  Governor  commanded  the  magistrate 
to  supply  him  regularly  with  these  insects.  The  latter,  in 
his  turn,  ordered  the  beadles  of  his  district  to  provide 
him  with  crickets ;  and  then  it  became  a  practice  for 
people  who  had  nothing  else  to  do  to  catch  and  rear 
them  for  this  purpose.  Thus  the  price  of  crickets  rose 
very  high  \  and  when  the  beadle's 2  runners  came  to 


1  Of  the  Ming  dynasty;  reigned  A.D.  1426 — 1436. 

2  These  beadles  are  chosen    by  the  officials  from  among    the 
respectable  and  substantial  of  the  people  to  preside  over  a  small 
area  and  be  responsible  for  the  general   good   behaviour  of  its 
inhabitants.     The  post  is  one  of  honour  and  occasional  emolument, 
since   all   petitions   presented    to  the   authorities,    all    mortgages, 
transfers  of  land,  &c.,  should  bear  the  beadle's  seal  or  signature  in 

VOL.    II.  C 


1 8  STRANGE   STORIES 

exact  even  a  single  one,  it  was  enough  to  ruin  several 
families. 

Now  in  the  village  of  which  we  are  speaking  there 
lived  a  man  named  Ch'eng,  a  student  who  had  often 
failed  for  his  bachelor's  degree ;  and,  being  a  stupid  sort 
of  fellow,  his  name  was  sent  in  for  the  post  of  beadle. 
He  did  all  he  could  to  get  out  of  it,  but  without 
success ;  and  by  the  end  of  the  year  his  small  patrimony 
was  gone.  Just  then  came  a  call  for  crickets,  and 
Ch'eng,  not  daring  to  make  a  like  call  upon  his  neigh- 
bours, was  at  his  wits'  end,  and  in  his  distress  determined 
to  commit  suicide.  "  What's  the  use  of  that  ?  "  cried  his 
wife.  "  You'd  do  better  to  go  out  and  try  to  find  some." 
So  off  went  Ch'eng  in  the  early  morning,  with  a  bamboo 
tube  and  a  silk  net,  not  returning  till  late  at  night ;  and 
he  searched  about  in  tumble-down  walls,  in  bushes, 
under  stones,  and  in  holes,  but  without  catching  more 
than  two  or  three,  do  what  he  would.  Even  those  he 
did  catch  were  weak  creatures,  and  of  no  use  at  all, 
which  made  the  magistrate  fix  a  limit  of  time,  the  result 
of  which  was  that  in  a  few  days  Ch'eng  got  one  hundred 
blows  with  the  bamboo.  This  made  him  so  sore  that  he 
was  quite  unable  to  go  after  the  crickets  any  more,  and, 


evidence  of  their  bond  fide  character.  On  the  other  hand,  the 
beadle  is  punished  by  fine,  and  sometimes  bambooed,  if  robberies 
are  too  frequent  within  his  jurisdiction,  or  if  he  fails  to  secure  the 
person  of  any  malefactor  particularly  wanted  by  his  superior 
officers.  And  other  causes  may  combine  to  make  the  post  a 
dangerous  one;  but  no  one  is  allowed  to  refuse  acceptance  of  it 
point-blank. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  19 

as  he  lay  tossing  and  turning  on  the  bed,  he  determined 
once  again  to  put  an  end  to  his  life. 

About  that  time  a  hump-backed  fortune-teller  of  great 
skill  arrived  at  the  village,  and  Ch'eng's  wife,  putting  to- 
gether a  trifle  of  money,  went  off  to  seek  his  assistance. 
The  door  was  literally  blocked  up — fair  young  girls  and 
white-headed  dames  crowding  in  from  all  quarters.  A 
room  was  darkened,  and  a  bamboo  screen  hung  at  the 
door,  an  altar  being  arranged  outside  at  which  the 
fortune-seekers  burnt  incense  in  a  brazier,  and  prostrated 
themselves  twice,  while  the  soothsayer  stood  by  the  side, 
and,  looking  up  into  vacancy,  prayed  for  a  response.  His 
lips  opened  and  shut,  but  nobody  heard  what  he  said,  all 
standing  there  in  awe  waiting  for  the  answer.  In  a  few 
moments  a  piece  of  paper  was  thrown  from  behind  the 
screen,  and  the  soothsayer  said  that  the  petitioner's  de- 
sire would  be  accomplished  in  the  way  he  wished. 
Ch'eng's  wife  now  advanced,  and,  placing  some  money 
on  the  altar,  burnt  her  incense  and  prostrated  herself  in 
a  similar  manner.  In  a  few  moments  the  screen  began 
to  move,  and  a  piece  of  paper  was  thrown  down,  on 
which  there  were  no  words,  but  only  a  picture.  In  the 
middle  was  a  building  like  a  temple,  and  behind  this  a 
small  hill,  at  the  foot  which  were  a  number  of  curious 
stones,  with  the  long,  spiky  feelers  of  innumerable 
crickets  appearing  from  behind.  Hard  by  was  a  frog, 
which  seemed  to  be  engaged  in  putting  itself  into  various 
kinds  of  attitudes.  The  good  woman  had  no  idea  what 
it  all  meant ;  but  she  noticed  the  crickets,  and  accord- 
ingly went  off  home  to  tell  her  husband.  "  Ah,"  said 
c  2 


20  STRANGE   STORIES 

he,  "  this  is  to  shew  me  where  to  hunt  for  crickets  ; " 
and,  on  looking  closely  at  the  picture,  he  saw  that  the 
building  very  much  resembled  a  temple  to  the  east  of  their 
village.  So  he  forced  himself  to  get  up,  and,  leaning  on 
a  stick,  went  out  to  seek  crickets  behind  the  temple. 
Rounding  an  old  grave,  he  came  upon  a  place  where 
stones  were  lying  scattered  about  as  in  the  picture,  and 
then  he  set  himself  to  watch  attentively.  He  might  as 
well  have  been  looking  for  a  needle  or  a  grain  of  mus- 
tard-seed ;  and  by  degrees  he  became  quite  exhausted, 
without  finding  anything,  when  suddenly  an  old  frog 
jumped  out.  Ch'eng  was  a  little  startled,  but  imme- 
diately pursued  the  frog,  which  retreated  into  the  bushes. 
He  then  saw  one  of  the  insects  he  wanted  sitting  at  the 
root  of  a  bramble;  but  on  making  a  grab  at  it,  the 
cricket  ran  into  a  hole,  from  which  he  was  unable  to 
move  it  until  he  poured  in  some  water,  when  out  the 
little  creature  came.  It  was  a  magnificent  specimen, 
strong  and  handsome,  with  a  fine  tail,  green  neck,  and 
golden  wings ;  and,  putting  it  in  his  basket,  he  returned 
home  in  high  glee  to  receive  the  congratulations  of  his 
family.  He  would  not  have  taken  anything  for  this 
cricket,  and  proceeded  to  feed  it  up  carefully  in  a  bowl. 
Its  belly  was  the  colour  of  a  crab's,  its  back  that  of  a 
sweet  chestnut;  and  Ch'eng  tended  it  most  lovingly, 
waiting  for  the  time  when  the  magistrate  should  call 
upon  him  for  a  cricket. 

Meanwhile,  a  son  of  Ch'eng's,  aged  nine,  one  day 
took  the  opportunity  of  his  father  being  out  to  open  the 
bowl.  Instantaneously  the  cricket  made  a  spring  for- 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  21 

ward  and  was  gone;  and  all  efforts  to  catch  it  again 
were  unavailing.  At  length  the  boy  made  a  grab  at  it 
with  his  hand,  but  only  succeeded  in  seizing  one  of  its 
legs,  which  thereupon  broke,  and  the  little  creature  soon 
afterwards  died.  Ch'eng's  wife  turned  deadly  pale  when 
her  son,  with  tears  in  his  eyes,  told  her  what  had  hap- 
pened. "  Oh  !  won't  you  catch  it  when  your  father 
comes  home,"  said  she;  at  which  the  boy  ran  away, 
crying  bitterly.  Soon  after  Ch'eng  arrived,  and  when  he 
heard  his  wife's  story  he  felt  as  if  he  had  been  turned  to 
ice,  and  went  in  search  of  his  son,  who,  however,  was 
nowhere  to  be  found,  until  at  length  they  discovered  his 
body  lying  at  the  bottom  of  a  well.  Their  anger  was 
thus  turned  to  grief,  and  death  seemed  as  though  it 
would  be  a  pleasant  relief  to  them  as  they  sat  facing 
each  other  in  silence  in  their  thatched  and  smokeless3 
hut.  At  evening  they  prepared  to  bury  the  boy ;  but, 
on  touching  the  body,  lo  !  he  was  still  breathing.  Over- 
joyed, they  placed  him  upon  the  bed,  and  towards  the 
middle  of  the  night  he  came  round;  but  a  drop  of 
bitterness  was  mingled  in  his  parents'  cup  when  they 
found  that  his  reason  had  fled.  His  father,  however, 
caught  sight  of  the  empty  bowl  in  which  he  had  kept 
the  cricket,  and  ceased  to  think  any  more  about  his  son, 
never  once  closing  his  eyes  all  night ;  and  as  day 
gradually  broke,  there  he  lay  stiff  and  stark,  until 
suddenly  he  heard  the  chirping  of  a  cricket  outside 


3  A  favourite  Chinese  expression,  signifying  the  absence  of  food. 


22  STRANGE   STORIES 

the  house  door.  Jumping  up  in  a  great  hurry  to  see, 
there  was  his  lost  insect;  but,  on  trying  to  catch  it, 
away  it  hopped  directly.  At  last  he  got  it  under  his 
hand,  though,  when  he  came  to  close  his  fingers  on  it, 
there  was  nothing  in  them.  So  he  went  on,  chasing  it 
up  and  down,  until  finally  it  hopped  into  a  corner  of  the 
wall;  and  then,  looking  carefully  about,  he  espied  it 
once  more,  no  longer  the  same  in  appearance,  but  small, 
and  of  a  dark  red  colour.  Ch'eng  stood  looking  at  it, 
without  trying  to  catch  such  a  worthless  specimen,  when 
all  of  a  sudden  the  little  creature  hopped  into  his  sleeve ; 
and,  on  examining  it  more  nearly,  he  saw  that  it  really 
was  a  handsome  insect,  with  well-formed  head  and  neck, 
and  forthwith  took  it  indoors.  He  was  now  anxious  to  try 
its  prowess ;  and  it  so  happened  that  a  young  fellow  of 
the  village,  who  had  a  fine  cricket  which  used  to  win 
every  bout  it  fought,  and  was  so  valuable  to  him  that  he 
wanted  a  high  price  for  it,  called  on  Ch'eng  that  very 
day.  He  laughed  heartily  at  Ch'eng's  champion,  and, 
producing  his  own,  placed  it  side  by  side,  to  the  great 
disadvantage  of  the  former.  Ch'eng's  countenance  fell, 
and  he  no  longer  wished  to  back  his  cricket ;  however, 
the  young  fellow  urged  him,  and  he  thought  that  there 
was  no  use  in  rearing  a  feeble  insect,  and  that  he  had 
better  sacrifice  it  for  a  laugh ;  so  they  put  them  together 
in  a  bowl.  The  little  cricket  lay  quite  still  like  a  piece 
of  wood,  at  which  the  young  fellow  roared  again,  and 
louder  than  ever  when  it  did  not  move  even  though 
tickled  with  a  pig's  bristle.  By  dint  of  tickling  it  was 
roused  at  last,  and  then  it  fell  upon  its  adversary  with 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  23 

such  fury,  that  in  a  moment  the  young  fellow's  cricket 
would  have  been  killed  outright  had  not  its  master  inter- 
fered and  stopped  the  fight.  The  little  cricket  then 
stood  up  and  chirped  to  Ch'eng  as  a  sign  of  victory ;  and 
Ch'eng,  overjoyed,  was  just  talking  over  the  battle  with 
the  young  fellow,  when  a  cock  caught  sight  of  the  insect, 
and  ran  up  to  eat  it.  Ch'eng  was  in  a  great  state  of 
alarm;  but  the  cock  luckily  missed  its  aim,  and  the 
cricket  hopped  away,  its  enemy  pursuing  at  full  speed. 
In  another  moment  it  would  have  been  snapped  up, 
when,  lo !  to  his  great  astonishment,  Ch'eng  saw  his 
cricket  seated  on  the  cock's  head,  holding  firmly  on  to 
its  comb.  He  then  put  it  into  a  cage,  and  by-and-by 
sent  it  to  the  magistrate,  who,  seeing  what  a  small  one 
he  had  provided,  was  very  angry  indeed.  Ch'eng  told 
the  story  of  the  cock,  which  the  magistrate  refused  to 
believe,  and  set  it  to  fight  with  other  crickets,  all  of 
which  it  vanquished  without  exception.  He  then  tried  it 
with  a  cock,  and  as  all  turned  out  as  Ch'eng  had  said, 
he  gave  him  a  present,  and  sent  the  cricket  in  to  the 
Governor.  The  Governor  put  it  into  a  golden  cage,  and 
forwarded  it  to  the  palace,  accompanied  by  some  re- 
marks on  its  performances;  and  when  there,  it  was 
found  that  of  all  the  splendid  collection  of  His  Imperial 
Majesty,  not  one  was  worthy  to  be  placed  alongside  of 
this  one.  It  would  dance  in  time  to  music,  and  thus 
became  a  great  favourite,  the  Emperor  in  return  bestow- 
ing magnificent  gifts  of  horses  and  silks  upon  the 
Governor.  The  Governor  did  not  forget  whence  he  had 
obtained  the  cricket,  and  the  magistrate  also  well  re- 


24  STRANGE   STORIES 

warded  Ch'eng  by  excusing  him  from  the  duties  of 
beadle,  and  by  instructing  the  Literary  Chancellor  to 
pass  him  for  the  first  degree.  A  few  months  afterwards 
Ch'eng's  son  recovered  his  intellect,  and  said  that  he  had 
been  a  cricket,  and  had  proved  himself  a  very  skilful 
fighter.4  The  Governor,  too,  rewarded  Ch'eng  hand- 
somely, and  in  a  few  years  he  was  a  rich  man,  with  flocks, 
and  herds,  and  houses,  and  acres,  quite  one  of  the 
wealthiest  of  mankind. 


4  That  is  to  say,  his  spirit  had  entered,  during  his  period  of  tem- 
porary insanity,  into  the  cricket  which  had  allowed  itself  to  be 
caught  by  his  father,  and  had  animated  it  to  fight  with  such  extra- 
ordinary vigour  in  order  to  make  good  the  loss  occasioned  by  his 
carelessness  in  letting  the  other  escape. 


FROM   A  CHINESE   STUDIO.  25 


LXV. 
TAKING   REVENGE. 

HSIANG  KAO,  otherwise  called  Ch'u-tan,  was  a 
T'ai-yiian  man,  and  deeply  attached  to  his  half-brother 
Sheng.  Sheng  himself  was  desperately  enamoured  of 
a  young  lady  named  Po-ssu,1  who  was  also  very  fond 
of  him :  but  the  mother  wanted  too  much  money  for 
her  daughter.  Now  a  rich  young  fellow  named  Chuang 
thought  he  should  like  to  get  Po-ssu  for  himself,  and 
proposed  to  buy  her  as  a  concubine.  "No,  no,"  said 
Po-ssu  to  her  mother,  "  I  prefer  being  Sheng's  wife  to 
becoming  Chuang's  concubine."  So  her  mother  con- 
sented, and  informed  Sheng,  who  had  only  recently 
buried  his  first  wife ;  at  which  he  was  delighted  and 
made  preparations  to  take  her  over  to  his  own  house. 
When  Chuang  heard  this  he  was  infuriated  against 
Sheng  for  thus  depriving  him  of  Po-ssu  ;  and  chancing 
to  meet  him  out  one  day,  set  to  and  abused  him 


1  This  is  the  term  used  by  the  Chinese  for  "  Persia,"  often  put 
by  metonymy  for  things  which  come  from  that  country,  sc. 
"valuables."  Thus,  "to  be  poor  in  Persia"  is  to  have  but  few 
jewels,  gold  and  silver  ornaments,  and  even  clothes. 


26  STRANGE   STORIES 

roundly.  Sheng  answered  him  back,  and  then  Chuang 
ordered  his  attendants  to  fall  upon  Sheng  and  beat  him 
well,  which  they  did,  leaving  him  lifeless  on  the  ground. 
When  Hsiang  heard  what  had  taken  place  he  ran  out 
and  found  his  brother  lying  dead  upon  the  ground. 
Overcome  with  grief,  he  proceeded  to  the  magistrate's, 
and  accused  Chuang  of  murder ;  but  the  latter  bribed 
so  heavily  that  nothing  came  of  the  accusation.  This 
worked  Hsiang  to  frenzy,  and  he  determined  to  assas- 
sinate Chuang  on  the  high  road ;  with  which  intent  he 
daily  concealed  himself,  with  a  sharp  knife  about  him, 
among  the  bushes  on  the  hill-side,  waiting  for  Chuang 
to  pass.  By  degrees,  this  plan  of  his  became  known 
far  and  wide,  and  accordingly  Chuang  never  went  out 
except  with  a  strong  body-guard,  besides  which  he 
engaged  at  a  high  price  the  services  of  a  very  skilful 
archer,  named  Chiao  T'ung,  so  that  Hsiang  had  no 
means  of  carrying  out  his  intention.  However,  he  con- 
tinued to  lie  in  wait  day  after  day,  and  on  one  occasion 
it  began  to  rain  heavily,  and  in  a  short  time  Hsiang 
was  wet  through  to  the  skin.  Then  the  wind  got  up, 
and  a  hailstorm  followed,  and  by-and-by  Hsiang  was 
quite  numbed  with  the  cold.  On  the  top  of  the  hill 
there  was  a  small  temple  wherein  lived  a  Taoist  priest, 
whom  Hsiang  knew  from  the  latter  having  occasionally 
begged  alms  in  the  village,  and  to  whom  he  had  often 
given  a  meal.  This  priest,  seeing  how  wet  he  was, 
gave  him  some  other  clothes,  and  told  him  to  put 
them  on ;  but  no  sooner  had  he  done  so  than  he 
crouched  down  like  a  dog,  and  found  that  he  had 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  27 

been  changed  into  a  tiger,  and  that  the  priest  had 
vanished.  It  now  occurred  to  him  to  seize  this 
opportunity  of  revenging  himself  upon  his  enemy ;  and 
away  he  went  to  his  old  ambush,  where  lo  and  behold ! 
he  found  his  own  body  lying  stiff  and  stark.  Fearing 
lest  it  should  become  food  for  birds  of  prey,  he  guarded 
it  carefully,  until  at  length  one  day  Chuang  passed  by. 
Out  rushed  the  tiger  and  sprung  upon  Chuang,  biting 
his  head  off,  and  swallowing  it  upon  the  spot ;  at  which 
Chiao  T'ung,  the  archer,  turned  round  and  shot  the 
animal  through  the  heart.  Just  at  that  moment 
Hsiang  awaked  as  though  from  a  dream,  but  it  was 
some  time  before  he  could  crawl  home,  where  he  ar- 
rived to  the  great  delight  of  his  family,  who  didn't 
know  what  had  become  of  him.  Hsiang  said  not  a 
word,  lying  quietly  on  the  bed  until  some  of  his  people 
came  in  to  congratulate  him  on  the  death  of  his  great 
enemy  Chuang.  Hsiang  then  cried  out,  "I  was  that 
tiger,"  and  proceeded  to  relate  the  whole  story,  which 
thus  got  about  until  it  reached  the  ears  of  Chuang's 
son,  who  immediately  set  to  work  to  bring  his  father's 
murderer  to  justice.  The  magistrate,  however,  did  not 
consider  this  wild  story  as  sufficient  evidence  against 
him,  and  thereupon  dismissed  the  case. 


28  STRANGE   STORIES 


LXVL 
THE  TIPSY   TURTLE. 


AT  Lin-t'iao  there  lived  a  Mr.  Feng,  whose  other 
name  the  person  who  told  me  this  story  could  not 
remember;  he  belonged  to  a  good  family,  though  now 
somewhat  falling  into  decay.  Now  a  certain  man,  who 
caught  turtles,  owed  him  some  money  which  he  could 
not  pay,  but  whenever  he  captured  any  turtles  he  used 
to  send  one  to  Mr.  Feng.  One  day  he  took  him  an 
enormous  creature,  with  a  white  spot  on  its  forehead; 
but  Feng  was  so  struck  with  something  in  its  appear- 
ance, that  he  let  it  go  again.  A  little  while  after- 
wards he  was  returning  home  from  his  son-in-law's, 
and  had  reached  the  banks  of  the  river,1  when  in  the 
dusk  of  the  evening  he  saw  a  drunken  man  come 
rolling  along,  attended  by  two  or  three  servants.  No 


1  The  name  here  used  is  the  fffoig  or  "ceaseless"  river,  which  is 
applied  by  the  Chinese  to  the  Ganges.  A  certain  number,  extend- 
ing to  fifty-three  places  of  figures,  is  called  "Ganges  sand,"  in 
allusion  to  a  famous  remark  that  "Buddha  and  the  Bodhisatvas 
knew  of  the  creation  and  destruction  of  every  grain  of  dust  in 
Jambudwipa  (the  universe);  how  much  more  the  number  of  the 
sand-particles  in  the  river  Ganges  ?  " 


FROM   A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  29 

sooner  did  he  perceive  Feng  than  he  called  out,  "Who 
are  you?  "  to  which  Feng  replied  that  he  was  a  tra- 
veller. "  And  haven't  you  got  a  name  ? "  shouted  out 
the  drunken  man  in  a  rage,  "  that  you  must  call  your- 
self a  traveller  ? "  To  this  Feng  made  no  reply,  but 
tried  to  pass  by ;  whereupon  he  found  himself  seized 
by  the  sleeve  and  unable  to  move.  His  adversary 
smelt  horribly  of  wine,  and  at  length  Feng  asked  him, 
saying,  "  And  pray  who  are  you  ?  "  "  Oh,  I  am  the 
late  magistrate  at  Nan-tu,"  answered  he;  "what  do 
you  want  to  know  for ?  "  "A  nice  disgrace  to  society 
you  are,  too,"  cried  Feng;  "however,  I  am  glad  to 
hear  you  are  only  late  magistrate,  for  if  you  had  been 
present  magistrate  there  would  be  bad  times  in  store 
for  travellers."  This  made  the  drunken  man  furious, 
and  he  was  proceeding  to  use  violence,  when  Feng 
cried  out,  "  My  name  is  So-and-so,  and  I'm  not  the 
man  to  stand  this  sort  of  thing  from  anybody."  No 
sooner  had  he  uttered  these  words  than  the  drunken 
man's  rage  was  turned  into  joy,  and,  falling  on  his 
knees  before  Feng,  he  said,  "  My  benefactor !  pray 
excuse  my  rudeness."  Then  getting  up,  he  told  his 
servants  to  go  on  ahead  and  get  something  ready ; 
Feng  at  first  declining  to  go  with  him,  but  yielding  on 
being  pressed.  Taking  his  hand,  the  drunken  man  led 
him  along  a  short  distance  until  they  reached  a  village, 
where  there  was  a  very  nice  house  and  grounds,  quite 
like  the  establishment  of  a  person  of  position.  As  his 
friend  was  now  getting  sober,  Feng  inquired  what 
might  be  his  name.  "  Don't  be  frightened  when  I  teli 


30  STRANGE   STORIES 

you,"  said  the  other ;  "  I  am  the  Eighth  Prince  of  the 
T'iao  river.  I  have  just  been  out  to  take  wine  with 
a  friend,  and  somehow  I  got  tipsy;  hence  my  bad  be- 
haviour to  you,  which  please  forgive."  Feng  now  knew 
that  he  was  not  of  mortal  flesh  and  blood;  but,  seeing 
how  kindly  he  himself  was  treated,  he  was  not  a  bit  afraid. 
A  banquet  followed,  with  plenty  of  wine,  of  which  the 
Eighth  Prince  drank  so  freely  that  Feng  thought  he 
would  soon  be  worse  than  ever,  and  accordingly  said 
he  felt  tipsy  himself,  and  asked  to  be  allowed  to  go  to 
bed.  "Never  fear,"  answered  the  Prince,  who  per- 
ceived Feng's  thoughts;  "  many  drunkards  will  tell  you 
that  they  cannot  remember  in  the  morning  the  ex- 
travagances of  the  previous  night,  but  I  tell  you  this 
is  all  nonsense,  and  that  in  nine  cases  out  of  ten 
those  extravagances  are  committed  wittingly  and  with 
malice  prepense.2  Now,  though  I  am  not  the  same 
order  of  being  as  yourself,  I  should  never  venture  to 
behave  badly  in  your  good  presence;  so  pray  do  not 
leave  me  thus."  Feng  then  sat  down  again  and  said 
to  the  Prince,  "  Since  you  are  aware  of  this,  why  not 
change  your  ways  ?  "  "  Ah,"  replied  the  Prince,  "  when 
I  was  a  magistrate  I  drank  much  more  than  I  do  now; 
but  I  got  into  disgrace  with  the  Emperor  and  was 
banished  here,  since  which  time,  ten  years  and  more,  I 


2  Drunkenness  is  not  recognised  in  China  as  an  extenuating 
circumstance;  neither,  indeed,  is  insanity, — a  lunatic  who  takes 
another  man's  life  being  equally  liable  with  ordinary  persons  to  the 
forfeiture  of  his  own. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  31 

have  tried  to  reform.  Now,  however,  I  am  drawing 
near  the  wood,3  and  being  unable  to  move  about  much, 
the  old  vice  has  come  upon  me  again ;  I  have  found  it 
impossible  to  stop  myself,  but  perhaps  what  you  say 
may  do  me  some  good."  While  they  were  thus  talking, 
the  sound  of  a  distant  bell  broke  upon  their  ears ;  and 
the  Prince,  getting  up  and  seizing  Feng's  hand,  said, 
"We  cannot  remain  together  any  longer;  but  I  will  give 
you  something  by  which  I  may  in  part  requite  your 
kindness  to  me.  It  must  not  be  kept  for  any  great 
length  of  time;  when  you  have  attained  your  wishes, 
then  I  will  receive  it  back  again."  Thereupon  he  spit 
out  of  his  mouth  a  tiny  man,  no  more  than  an  inch 
high,  and  scratching  Feng's  arm  with  his  nails  until  Feng 
felt  as  if  the  skin  was  gone,  he  quickly  laid  the  little 
man  upon  the  spot.  When  he  let  go,  the  latter  had 
already  sunk  into  the  skin,  and  nothing  was  to  be  seen 
but  a  cicatrix  well  healed  over.  Feng  now  asked  what 
it  all  meant,  but  the  Prince  only  laughed,  and  said,  "  It's 
time  for  you  to  go,"  and  forthwith  escorted  him  to  the 
door.  The  prince  here  bade  him  adieu,  and  when  he 
looked  round,  Prince,  village,  and  house  had  all  dis- 
appeared together,  leaving  behind  a  great  turtle  which 


3  A  favourite  Chinese  figure  expressive  of  old  age.  It  dates  back 
to  the  celebrated  commentary  by  Tso  Ch'iu  Ming  on  Confucius' 
Spring  and  Autumn  (See  No.  XLI.,  note  2): — "  Hsi  is  twenty- 
three  and  I  am  twenty-five ;  and  marrying  thus  we  shall  approach 
the  wood  together;"  the  "wood"  being,  of  course,  that  of  the 
coffin. 


32  STRANGE   STORIES 

waddled  down  into  the  water,  and  disappeared  likewise. 
He  could  now  easily  account  for  the  Prince's  present  to 
him ;  and  from  this  moment  his  sight  became  intensely 
keen.  He  could  see  precious  stones  lying  in  the  bowels 
of  the  earth,  and  was  able  to  look  down  as  far  as  Hell 
itself;  besides  which  he  suddenly  found  that  he  knew 
the  names  of  many  things  of  which  he  had  never  heard 
before.  From  below  his  own  bedroom  he  dug  up  many 
hundred  ounces  of  pure  silver,  upon  which  he  lived 
very  comfortably ;  and  once  when  a  house  was  for  sale, 
he  perceived  that  in  it  lay  concealed  a  vast  quantity  of 
gold,  so  he  immediately  bought  it,  and  so  became  im- 
mensely rich  in  all  kinds  of  valuables.  He  secured  a 
mirror,  on  the  back  of  which  was  a  phoenix,  surrounded 
by  water  and  clouds,  and  portraits  of  the  celebrated 
wives  of  the  Emperor  Shun,4  so  beautifully  executed  that 
each  hair  of  the  head  and  eyebrows  could  easily  be 
counted.  If  any  woman's  face  came  upon  the  mirror, 
there  it  remained  indelibly  fixed  and  not  to  be  rubbed 
out;  but  if  the  same  woman  looked  into  the  mirror 
again,  dressed  in  a  different  dress,  or  if  some  other 
woman  chanced  to  look  in,  then  the  former  face  would 
gradually  fade  away. 

Now  the  third  princess  in  Prince  Su's  family  was  very 
beautiful ;  and  Feng,  who  had  long  heard  of  her  fame, 
concealed  himself  on  the  K'ung-tung  hill,  when  he  knew 
the  Princess  was  going  there.  He  waited  until  she 


4  See  No.  VIII.,  note  3. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  33 

alighted  from  her  chair,  and  then  getting  the  mirror  full 
upon  her,  he  walked  off  home.  Laying  it  on  the  table, 
he  saw  therein  a  lovely  girl  in  the  act  of  raising  her 
handkerchief,  and  with  a  sweet  smile  playing  over  her 
face ;  her  lips  seemed  about  to  move,  and  a  twinkle  was 
discernible  in  her  eyes.5  Delighted  with  this  picture,  he 
put  the  mirror  very  carefully  away ;  but  in  about  a  year 
his  wife  had  let  the  story  leak  out,  and  the  Prince,  hear- 
ing of  it,  threw  Feng  into  prison,  and  took  possession 
of  the  mirror.  Feng  was  to  be  beheaded  ;  however,  he 
bribed  one  of  the  Prince's  ladies  to  tell  His  Highness 
that  if  he  would  pardon  him  all  the  treasures  of  the 
earth  might  easily  become  his ;  whereas,  on  the  other 
hand,  his  death  could  not  possibly  be  of  any  advantage 
to  the  Prince.  The  Prince  now  thought  of  confiscating 
all  his  goods  and  banishing  him ;  but  the  third  princess 
observed,  that  as  he  had  already  seen  her,  were  he  to 
die  ten  times  over  it  would  not  give  her  back  her  lost 
face,  and  that  she  had  much  better  marry  him.  The 
Prince  would  not  hear  of  this,  whereupon  his  daughter 
shut  herself  up  and  refused  all  nourishment,  at  which 
the  ladies  of  the  palace  were  dreadfully  alarmed,  and 
reported  it  at  once  to  the  Prince.  Feng  was  accordingly 
liberated,  and  was  informed  of  the  determination  of  the 
Princess,  which,  however,  he  declined  to  fall  in  with, 


5  " Move  these  eyes  ? 

Here  are  severed  lips." 

— Merchant  of  Venice,  Act.  iii.,  sc.  2. 

VOL.    II.  D 


34 


STRANGE   STORIES 


saying  that  he  was  not  going  thus  to  sacrifice  the  wife 
of  his  days  of  poverty,6  and  would  rather  die  than 
carry  out  such  an  order.  He  added  that  if  His  High- 
ness would  consent,  he  would  purchase  his  liberty  at  the 
price  of  everything  he  had.  The  Prince  was  exceedingly 
angry  at  this,  and  seized  Feng  again ;  and  meanwhile 
one  of  the  concubines  got  Feng's  wife  into  the  palace, 
intending  to  poison  her.  Feng's  wife,  however,  brought 
her  a  beautiful  present  of  a  coral  stand  for  a  looking-glass, 
and  was  so  agreeable  in  her  conversation,  that  the  concu- 
bine took  a  great  fancy  to  her,  and  presented  her  to  the 
Princess,  who  was  equally  pleased,  and  forthwith  deter- 
mined that  they  would  both  be  Feng's  wives.7  When 
Feng  heard  of  this  plan,  he  said  to  his  wife,  "  With  a 
Prince's  daughter  there  can  be  no  distinctions  of  first 
and  second  wife  ;"  but  Mrs.  Feng  paid  no  heed  to  him, 
and  immediately  sent  off  to  the  Prince  such  an  enor- 
mous quantity  of  valuables  that  it  took  a  thousand  men 
to  carry  them,  and  the  Prince  himself  had  never  before 
heard  of  such  treasures  in  his  life.  Feng  was  now 
liberated  once  more,  and  solemnized  his  marriage  with 
the  Princess. 

One  night  after  this  he  dreamt  that  the  Eighth 
Prince  came  to  him  and  asked  him  to  return  his 
former  present,  saying  that  to  keep  it  too  long  would 


6  See  No.  LIIL,  note  I. 

7  This  method  of  arranging  a  matrimonial  difficulty  is  a  common 
one  in  Chinese  fiction,  but  I  should  say  quite  unknown  in  real  life. 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  35 

be  injurious  to  his  chances  of  life.  Feng  asked  him  to 
take  a  drink,  but  the  Eighth  Prince  said  that  he  had 
forsworn  wine,  acting  under  Feng's  advice,  for  three 
years.  He  then  bit  Feng's  arm,  and  the  latter  waked  up 
with  the  pain  to  find  that  the  cicatrix  on  his  arm  was  no 
longer  there. 


D  2 


STRANGE   STORIES 


LXVII. 
THE  MAGIC   PATH. 

IN  the  province  of  Kuangtung  there  lived  a  scholar 
named  Kuo,  who  was  one  evening  on  his  way  home  from 
a  friend's,  when  he  lost  his  way  among  the  hills.  He 
got  into  a  thick  jungle,  where,  after  about  an  hour's  wan- 
dering, he  suddenly  heard  the  sound  of  laughing  and 
talking  on  the  top  of  the  hill.  Hurrying  up  in  the 
direction  of  the  sound,  he  beheld  some  ten  or  a  dozen 
persons  sitting  on  the  ground  engaged  in  drinking.  No 
sooner  had  they  caught  sight  of  Kuo  than  they  all  cried 
out,  "  Come  along !  just  room  for  one  more ;  you're  in 
the  nick  of  time."  So  Kuo  sat  down  with  the  company, 
most  of  whom,  he  noticed,  belonged  to  the  literati,1  and 
began  by  asking  them  to  direct  him  on  his  way  home ; 


1  This  term,  while  really  including  all  literary  men,  of  no  matter 
what  rank  or  standing,  is  more  usually  confined  to  that  large  section 
of  unemployed  scholarship  made  up  of  ( I )  those  who  are  waiting  to 
get  started  in  an  official  career,  (2)  those  who  have  taken  one  or 
more  degrees  and  are  preparing  for  the  next,  (3)  those  who  have 
failed  to  distinguish  themselves  at  the  public  examinations,  and  eke 
out  a  small  patrimony  by  taking  pupils,  and  (4)  scholars  of  suffi- 
ciently high  qualifications  who  have  no  taste  for  official  life. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  37 

but  one  of  them  cried  out,  "  A  nice  sort  of  fellow  you 
are,  to  be  bothering  about  your  way  home,  and  paying 
no  attention  to  the  fine  moon  we  have  got  to-night." 
The  speaker  then  presented  him  with  a  goblet  of  wine  of 
exquisite  bouquet,  which  Kuo  drank  off  at  a  draught, 
and  another  gentleman  filled  up  again  for  him  at  once. 
Now,  Kuo  was  pretty  good  in  that  line,  and  being  very 
thirsty  withal  from  his  long  walk,  tossed  off  bumper  after 
bumper,  to  the  great  delight  of  his  hosts,  who  were 
unanimous  in  voting  him  a  jolly  good  fellow.  He  was, 
moreover,  full  of  fun,  and  could  imitate  exactly  the  note 
of  any  kind  of  bird ;  so  all  of  a  sudden  he  began  on  the  sly 
to  twitter  like  a  swallow,  to  the  great  astonishment  of  the 
others,  who  wondered  how  it  was  a  swallow  could  be  out 
so  late.  He  then  changed  his  note  to  that  of  a  cuckoo, 
sitting  there  laughing  and  saying  nothing,  while  his  hosts 
were  discussing  the  extraordinary  sounds  they  had  just 
heard.  After  a  while  he  imitated  a  parrot,  and  cried, 
"  Mr.  Kuo  is  very  drunk  :  you'd  better  see  him  home ; " 
and  then  the  sounds  ceased,  beginning  again  by-and-by, 
when  at  last  the  others  found  out  who  it  was,  and  all 
burst  out  laughing.  They  screwed  up  their  mouths  and 
tried  to  whistle  like  Kuo,  but  none  of  them  could  do  so ; 
and  soon  one  of  them  observed,  "  What  a  pity  Madam 
Ch'ing  isn't  with  us :  we  must  rendezvous  here  again  at 
mid-autumn,  and  you,  Mr.  Kuo,  must  be  sure  and 
come."  Kuo  said  he  would,  whereupon  another  of  his 
hosts  got  up  and  remarked  that,  as  he  had  given  them 
such  an  amusing  entertainment,  they  would  try  to  shew 
him  a  few  acrobatic  feats.  They  all  arose,  and  one  of 


38  STRANGE   STORIES 

them  planting  his  feet  firmly,  a  second  jumped  up  on  to 
his  shoulders,  a  third  on  to  the  second's  shoulders,  and  a 
fourth  on  to  his,  until  it  was  too  high  for  the  rest  to  jump 
up,  and  accordingly  they  began  to  climb  as  though  it 
had  been  a  ladder.  When  they  were  all  up,  and  the 
topmost  head  seemed  to  touch  the  clouds,  the  whole 
column  bent  gradually  down  until  it  lay  along  the 
ground  transformed  into  a  path.  Kuo  remained  for 
some  time  in  a  state  of  considerable  alarm,  and  then, 
setting  out  along  this  path,  ultimately  reached  his  own 
home.  Some  days  afterwards  he  revisited  the  spot,  and 
saw  the  remains  of  a  feast  lying  about  on  the  ground, 
with  dense  bushes  on  all  sides,  but  no  sign  of  a  path. 
At  mid-autumn  he  thought  of  keeping  his  engagement ; 
however,  his  friends  persuaded  him  not  to  go. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  39 


LXVIII. 

THE   FAITHLESS   WIDOW.1 

MR.  Niu  was  a  Kiangsi  man  who  traded  in  piece 
goods.  He  married  a  wife  from  the  Cheng  family,  by 
whom  he  had  two  children,  a  boy  and  a  girl.  When 
thirty-three  years  of  age  he  fell  ill  and  died,  his  son 
Chung  being  then  only  twelve  and  his  little  girl  eight  or 
nine.  His  wife  did  not  remain  faithful  to  his  memory, 
but,  selling  off  all  the  property,  pocketed  the  proceeds 
and  married  another  man,  leaving  her  two  children 
almost  in  a  state  of  destitution  with  their  aunt,  Niu's 
sister-in-law,  an  old  lady  of  sixty,  who  had  lived  with 
them  previously,  and  had  now  nowhere  to  seek  a  shelter. 


1  Unless  under  exceptional  circumstances  it  is  not  considered 
creditable  in  China  for  widows  to  marry  again.  It  may  here  be 
mentioned  that  the  honorary  tablets  conferred  from  time  to  time  by 
His  Imperial  Majesty  upon  virtuous  widows  are  only  given  to 
women  who,  widowed  before  the  age  of  thirty,  have  remained  in 
that  state  for  a  period  of  thirty  years.  The  meaning  of  this  is 
obvious :  temptations  are  supposed  to  be  fewer  and  less  dangerous 
after  thirty,  which  is  the  equivalent  of  forty  with  us;  and  it  is 
wholly  improbable  that  thirty  years  of  virtuous  life,  at  which  period 
the  widow  would  be  at  least  fifty,  would  be  followed  by  any  act 
that  might  cast  a  stain  upon  the  tablet  thus  bestowed. 


40  STRANGE   STORIES 

A  few  years  later  this  aunt  died,  and  the  family  fortunes 
began  to  sink  even  lower  than  before ;  Chung,  however, 
was  now  grown  up,  and  determined  to  carry  on  his 
father's  trade,  only  he  had  no  capital  to  start  with.  His 
sister  marrying  a  rich  trader- named  Mao,  she  begged  her 
husband  to  lend  Chung  ten  ounces  of  silver,  which  he 
did,  and  Chung  immediately  started  for  Nanking.  On 
the  road  he  fell  in  with  some  bandits,  who  robbed  him 
of  all  he  had,  and  consequently  he  was  unable  to 
return;  but  one  day  when  he  was  at  a  pawnshop  he 
noticed  that  the  master  of  the  shop  was  wonderfully  like 
his  late  father,  and  on  going  out  and  making  inquiries 
he  found  that  this  pawnbroker  bore  precisely  the  same 
names.  In  great  astonishment,  he  forthwith  proceeded 
to  frequent  the  place  with  no  other  object  than  to  watch 
this  man,  who,  on  the  other  hand,  took  no  notice  of 
Chung ;  and  by  the  end  of  three  days,  having  satisfied 
himself  that  he  really  saw  his  own  father,  and  yet  not 
daring  to  disclose  his  own  identity,  he  made  application 
through  one  of  the  assistants,  on  the  score  of  being 
himself  a  Kiangsi  man,  to  be  employed  in  the  shop. 
Accordingly,  an  indenture  was  drawn  up ;  and  when  the 
master  noticed  Chung's  name  and  place  of  residence  he 
started,  and  asked  him  whence  he  came.  With  tears  in 
his  eyes  Chung  addressed  him  by  his  father's  name,  and 
then  the  pawnbroker  became  lost  in  a  deep  reverie, 
by-and-by  asking  Chung  how  his  mother  was.  Now 
Chung  did  not  like  to  allude  to  his  father's  death,  and 
turned  the  question  by  saying,  "  My  father  went  away  on 
business  six  years  ago,  and  never  came  back;  my 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  41 

mother  married  again  and  left  us,  and  had  it  not  been 
for  my  aunt  our  corpses  would  long  ago  have  been  cast 
out  in  the  kennel."  Then  the  pawnbroker  was  much 
moved,  and  cried  out,  "  I  am  your  father  !  "  seizing  his 
son's  hand  and  leading  him  within  to  see  his  step-mother. 
This  lady  was  about  twenty-two,  and,  having  no  children 
of  her  own,  was  delighted  with  Chung,  and  prepared  a 
banquet  for  him  in  the  inner  apartments.  Mr.  Niu  him- 
self was,  however,  somewhat  melancholy,  and  wished  to 
return  to  his  old  home ;  but  his  wife,  fearing  that  there 
would  be  no  one  to  manage  the  business,  persuaded  him 
to  remain ;  so  he  taught  his  son  the  trade,  and  in  three 
months  was  able  to  leave  it  all  to  him.  He  then  pre- 
pared for  his  journey,  whereupon  Chung  informed  his 
step-mother  that  his  father  was  really  dead,  to  which  she 
replied  in  great  consternation  that  she  knew  him  only  as 
a  trader  to  the  place,  and  that  six  years  previously  he 
had  married  her,  which  proved  conclusively  that  he 
couldn't  be  dead.  He  then  recounted  the  whole  story, 
which  was  a  perfect  mystery  to  both  of  them ;  and 
twenty-four  hours  afterwards  in  walked  his  father,  leading 
a  woman  whose  hair  was  all  dishevelled.  Chung  looked 
at  her  and  saw  that  she  was  his  own  mother ;  and  Niu 
took  her  by  the  ear  and  began  to  revile  her,  saying, 
"Why  did  you  desert  my  children?"  to  which  the 
wretched  woman  made  no  reply.  He  then  bit  her 
across  the  neck,  at  which  she  screamed  to  Chung  for 
assistance,  and  he,  not  being  able  to  bear  the  sight, 
stepped  in  between  them.  His  father  was  more  than 
ever  enraged  at  this,  when,  lo  I  Chung's  mother  had  dis- 


42  STRANGE   STORIES 

appeared.  While  they  were  still  lost  in  astonishment  at 
this  strange  scene,  Mr.  Niu's  colour  changed ;  in  another 
moment  his  empty  clothes  had  dropped  upon  the  ground, 
and  he  himself  became  a  black  vapour  and  also  vanished 
from  their  sight.  The  step-mother  and  son  were  much 
overcome;  they  took  Niu's  clothes  and  buried  them, 
and  after  that  Chung  continued  his  father's  business  and 
soon  amassed  great  wealth.  On  returning  to  his  native 
place  he  found  that  his  mother  had  actually  died  on  the 
very  day  of  the  above  occurrence,  and  that  his  father 
had  been  seen  by  the  whole  family. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  43 


LXIX. 

THE   PRINCESS    OF   THE   TUNG-PING 
LAKE. 

CH'EN  PI-CHIAO  was  a  Pekingese;  and  being  a  poor 
man  he  attached  himself  as  secretary  to  the  suite  of  a 
high  military  official  named  Chia.  On  one  occasion, 
while  anchored  on  the  Tung-t'ing  lake,  they  saw  a 
dolphin1  floating  on  the  surface  of  the  water;  and 
General  Chia  took  his  bow  and  shot  at  it,  wounding 
the  creature  in  the  back.  A  fish  was  hanging  on  to 
its  tail,  and  would  not  let  go;  so  both  were  pulled  out 
of  the  water  together,  and  attached  to  the  mast.  There 


literally,  a  "pig  old-woman  dragon."  Porpoise  (Fr.  pore- 
poissori)  suggests  itself  at  once ;  but  I  think  fresh-water  dolphin  is 
the  best  term,  especially  as  the  Tung-t'ing  lake  is  many  hundred 
miles  inland.  The  commentator  explains  it  by  t'0,  which  would  be 
"alligator"  or  "cayman,"  and  is  of  course  out  of  the  question. 
My  friend,  Mr.  L.  C.  Hopkins,  has  taken  the  trouble  to  make  some 
investigations  for  me  on  this  subject.  He  tells  me  that  this  fish, 
also  called  the  "river  pig,"  has  first  to  be  surrounded  and  secured 
by  a  strong  net.  Being  too  large  to  be  hauled  on  board  a  boat,  it 
is  then  driven  ashore,  where  oil  is  extracted  from  the  carcase  and 
used  for  giving  a  gloss  to  silk  thread,  &c. 


44  STRANGE   STORIES 

they  lay  gasping,  the  dolphin  opening  its  mouth  as  if 
pleading  for  life,  until  at  length  young  Ch'en  begged  the 
General  to  let  them  go  again;  and  then  he  himself  half 
jokingly  put  a  piece  of  plaster  upon  the  dolphin's  wound, 
and  had  the  two  thrown  back  into  the  water,  where  they 
were  seen  for  some  time  afterwards  diving  and  rising 
again  to  the  surface.  About  a  year  afterwards,  Ch'en 
was  once  more  crossing  the  Tung-t'ing  lake  on  his  way 
home,  when  the  boat  was  upset  in  a  squall,  and  he  him- 
self only  saved  by  clinging  to  a  bamboo  crate,  which 
finally,  after  floating  about  all  night,  caught  in  the  over- 
hanging branch  of  a  tree,  and  thus  enabled  him  to 
scramble  on  shore.  By-and-by,  another  body  floated  in, 
and  this  turned  out  to  be  his  servant;  but  on  dragging 
him  out,  he  found  life  was  already  extinct.  In  great 
distress,  he  sat  himself  down  to  rest,  and  saw  beautiful 
green  hills  and  waving  willows,  but  not  a  single  human 
being  of  whom  he  could  ask  the  way.  From  early  dawn 
till  the  morning  was  far  advanced  he  remained  in  that 
state;  and  then,  thinking  he  saw  his  servant's  body  move, 
he  stretched  out  his  hand  to  feel  it,  and  before  long 
the  man  threw  up  several  quarts  of  water  and  recovered 
his  consciousness.  They  now  dried  their  clothes  in  the 
sun,  and  by  noon  these  were  fit  to  put  on;  at  which 
period  the  pangs  of  hunger  began  to  assail  them,  and 
accordingly  they  started  over  the  hills  in  the  hope  of 
coming  upon  some  habitation  of  man.  As  they  were 
walking  along,  an  arrow  whizzed  past,  and  the  next 
moment  two  young  ladies  dashed  by  on  handsome 
palfreys.  Each  had  a  scarlet  band  round  her  head, 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  45 

with  a  bunch  of  pheasant's  feathers  stuck  in  her  hair, 
and  wore  a  purple  riding-jacket  with  small  sleeves, 
confined  by  a  green  embroidered  girdle  round  the  waist. 
One  of  them  carried  a  cross-bow  for  shooting  bullets, 
and  the  other  had  on  her  arm  a  dark-coloured  bow-and- 
arrow  case.  Reaching  the  brow  of  the  hill,  Ch'en 
beheld  a  number  of  riders  engaged  in  beating  the 
surrounding  cover,  all  of  whom  were  beautiful  girls 
and  dressed  exactly  alike.  Afraid  to  advance  any 
further,  he  inquired  of  a  youth  who  appeared  to  be  in 
attendance,  and  the  latter  told  him  that  it  was  a  hunting 
party  from  the  palace;  and  then,  having  supplied  him 
with  food  from  his  wallet,  he  bade  him  retire  quickly, 
adding  that  if  he  fell  in  with  them  he  would  assuredly 
be  put  to  death.  Thereupon  Ch'en  hurried  away;  and 
descending  the  hill,  turned  into  a  copse  where  there  was 
a  building  which  he  thought  would  in  all  probability  be 
a  monastery.  On  getting  nearer,  he  saw  that  the  place 
was  surrounded  by  a  wall,  and  between  him  and  a  half- 
open  red-door  was  a  brook  spanned  by  a  stone  bridge 
leading  up  to  it.  Pulling  back  the  door,  he  beheld 
within  a  number  of  ornamental  buildings  circling  in  the 
air  like  so  many  clouds,  and  for  all  the  world  resembling 
the  Imperial  pleasure-grounds;  and  thinking  it  must 
be  the  park  of  some  official  personage,  he  walked  quietly 
in,  enjoying  the  delicious  fragrance  of  the  flowers  as 
he  pushed  aside  the  thick  vegetation  which  obstructed 
his  way.  After  traversing  a  winding  path  fenced  in  by 
balustrades,  Ch'en  reached  a  second  enclosure,  wherein 
were  a  quantity  of  tall  willow-trees  which  swept  the  red 


46  STRANGE   STORIES 

eaves  of  the  buildings  with  their  branches.  The  note  of 
some  bird  would  set  the  petals  of  the  flowers  fluttering 
in  the  air,  and  the  least  wind  would  bring  the  seed- 
vessels  down  from  the  elm-trees  above;  and  the  effect 
upon  the  eye  and  heart  of  the  beholder  was  something 
quite  unknown  in  the  world  of  mortals.  Passing 
through  a  small  kiosque,  Ch'en  and  his  servant  came 
upon  a  swing  which  seemed  as  though  suspended  from 
the  clouds,  while  the  ropes  hung  idly  down  in  the  utter 
stillness  that  prevailed.2  Thinking  by  this  that  they 
were  approaching  the  ladies'  apartments,3  Ch'en  would 
have  turned  back,  but  at  that  moment  he  heard  sounds 
of  horses'  feet  at  the  door,  and  what  seemed  to  be 
the  laughter  of  a  bevy  of  girls.  So  he  and  his  servant 
hid  themselves  in  a  bush ;  and  by-and-by,  as  the  sounds 
came  nearer,  he  heard  one  of  the  young  ladies  say, 
"  We've  had  but  poor  sport  to-day;  "  whereupon  another 
cried  out,  "  If  the  princess  hadn't  shot  that  wild  goose, 
we  should  have  taken  all  this  trouble  for  nothing." 
Shortly  after  this,  a  number  of  girls  dressed  in  red 
came  in  escorting  a  young  lady,  who  went  and  sat  down 


2  Literally,  in  the  utter  absence  of  anybody. 

3  In  passing  near  to  the  women's  quarters  in  a  friend's  house,  it 
is   etiquette   to   cough   slightly,  that  inmates  may  be  warned  and 
withdraw  from  the  doors  or  windows  in  time  to  escape  observation. 
Over  and  over  again  at  interviews  with  mandarins  of  all  grades  I 
have  heard  the  rustling  of  the  ladies'  dresses  from  some  coigne  of 
vantage,    whence  every  movement  of  mine  was  being  watched  by 
an  inquisitive  crowd;  and  on  one  occasion  I  actually  saw  an  eye 
peering  through  a  small  hole  in  the  partition  behind  me. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  47 

under  the  kiosque.  She  wore  a  hunting  costume  with 
tight4  sleeves,  and  was  about  fourteen  or  fifteen  years  old. 
Her  hair  looked  like  a  cloud  of  mist  at  the  back  of  her 
head,  and  her  waist  seemed  as  though  a  breath  of 
wind  might  snap  it5 — incomparable  for  beauty,  even 
among  the  celebrities  of  old.  Just  then  the  attendants 
handed  her  some  exquisitely  fragrant  tea,  and  stood 
glittering  round  her  like  a  bank  of  beautiful  embroid- 
ery. In  a  few  moments  the  young  lady  arose  and 
descended  the  kiosque ;  at  which  one  of  her  attendants 
(cried  out,  "Is  your  Highness  too  fatigued  by  riding 
to  take  a  turn  in  the  swing?"  The  princess  replied 
that  she  was  not;  and  immediately  some  supported 
her  under  the  shoulders,  while  others  seized  her  arms, 
and  others  again  arranged  her  petticoats,  and  brought 
her  the  proper  shoes.6  Thus  they  helped  her  into  the 
swing,  she  herself  stretching  out  her  shining  arms,  and 
putting  her  feet  into  a  suitable  pair  of  slippers ;  and 
then — away  she  went,  light  as  a  flying-swallow,  far  up 
into  the  fleecy  clouds.  As  soon  as  she  had  had  enough, 
the  attendants  helped  her  out,  and  one  of  them  ex- 


4  Literally,    "bald" — i.e.,    without   the  usual  width   and   orna- 
mentation of  a  Chinese  lady's  sleeve. 

5  Small  waists  are  much  admired  in  China,  but  any  such  artificial 
aids  as  stays  and  tight  lacing  are  quite  unknown.     A  certain  Prince 
Wei  admitted   none  but   the   possessors  of  small  waists  into   his 
harem;  hence  his  establishment  came  to  be  called  the  Palace  of 
Small  Waists. 

6  Probably  of  felt  or  some  such  material,  to  prevent  the  young 
lady  from  slipping  as  she  stood,  not  sat,  in  the  swing. 


48  STRANGE   STORIES 

claimed,  "Truly,  your  Highness  is  a  perfect  angel!" 
At  this  the  young  lady  laughed,  and  walked  away, 
Ch'en  gazing  after  her  in  a  state  of  semi-consciousness, 
until,  at  length,  the  voices  died  away,  and  he  and  his 
servant  crept  forth.  Walking  up  and  down  near  the 
swing,  he  suddenly  espied  a  red  handkerchief  near 
the  paling,  which  he  knew  had  been  dropped  by  one 
of  the  young  ladies ;  and,  thrusting  it  joyfully  into  his 
sleeve,  he  walked  up  and  entered  the  kiosque.  There, 
upon  a  table,  lay  writing  materials,  and  taking  out 
the  handkerchief  he  indited  upon  it  the  following 
lines : — 

"What  form  divine  was  just  now  sporting  nigh? — 
'Twas  she,  I  trow  of  '  golden  lily '  fame  ; 
Her  charms  the  moon's  fair  denizens  might  shame, 
Her  fairy  footsteps  bear  her  to  the  sky." 

Humming  this  stanza  to  himself,  Ch'en  walked  along 
seeking  for  the  path  by  which  he  had  entered ;  but 
every  door  was  securely  barred,  and  he  knew  not  what 
to  do.  So  he  went  back  to  the  kiosque,  when  suddenly 
one  of  the  young  ladies  appeared,  and  asked  him  in 
astonishment  what  he  did  there.  "  I  have  lost  my  way," 
replied  Ch'en ;  "  I  pray  you  lend  me  your  assistance." 
"  Do  you  happen  to  have  found  a  red  handkerchief?  "  said 
the  girl.  " I  have,  indeed,"  answered  Ch'en,  "but  I  fear 
I  have  made  it  somewhat  dirty ;  "  and,  suiting  the  action  to 
the  word,  he  drew  it  forth,  and  handed  it  to  her.  "Wretched 
man  ! "  cried  the  young  lady,  "  you  are  undone.  This 
is  a  handkerchief  the  princess  is  constantly  using,  and  you 
have  gone  and  scribbled  all  over  it ;  what  will  become  of 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  49 

you  now  ?  "  Ch'en  was  in  a  great  fright,  and  begged  the 
young  lady  to  intercede  for  him ;  to  which  she  replied, 
"  It  was  bad  enough  that  you  should  come  here  and 
spy  about;  however,  being  a  scholar,  and  a  man  of 
refinement,  I  would  have  done  my  best  for  you;  but 
after  this,  how  am  I  to  help  you  ? "  Off  she  then  ran 
with  the  handkerchief,  while  Ch'en  remained  behind 
in  an  agony  of  suspense,  and  longing  for  the  wings  of  a 
bird  to  bear  him  away  from  his  fate.  By-and-by,  the 
young  lady  returned  and  congratulated  him,  saying, 
"  There  is  some  hope  for  you.  The  Princess  read  your 
verses  several  times  over,  and  was  not  at  all  angry.  You 
will  probably  be  released;  but,  meanwhile,  wait  here, 
and  don't  climb  the  trees,  or  try  to  get  through  the 
walls,  or  you  may  not  escape  after  all."  Evening  was 
now  drawing  on,  and  Ch'en  knew  not,  for  certain,  what 
was  about  to  happen ;  at  the  same  time  he  was  very 
empty,  and,  what  with  hunger  and  anxiety,  death  would 
have  been  almost  a  happy  release.  Before  long,  the 
young  lady  returned  with  a  lamp  in  her  hand,  and 
followed  by  a  slave-girl  bearing  wine  and  food,  which 
she  forthwith  presented  to  Ch'en.  The  latter  asked  if 
there  was  any  news  about  himself;  to  which  the  young 
lady  replied  that  she  had  just  mentioned  his  case  to 
the  Princess  who,  not  knowing  what  to  do  with  him 
at  that  hour  of  the  night,  had  given  orders  that  he 
should  at  once  be  provided  with  food,  "which,  at  any 
rate,"  added  she,  "is  not  bad  news."  The  whole  night 
long  Ch'en  walked  up  and  down  unable  to  take  rest ; 
and  it  was  not  till  late  in  the  morning  that  the  young 

VOL.    II.  E 


50  STRANGE   STORIES 

lady  appeared  with  more  food  for  him.  Imploring  her 
once  more  to  intercede  on  his  behalf,  she  told  him  that 
the  Princess  had  not  instructed  them  either  to  kill  or  to 
release  him,  and  that  it  would  not  be  fitting  for  such  as 
herself  to  be  bothering  the  Princess  with  suggestions. 
So  there  Ch'en  still  remained  until  another  day  had 
almost  gone,  hoping  for  the  welcome  moment ;  and  then 
the  young  lady  rushed  hurriedly  in,  saying,  "You  are 
lost !  Some  one  has  told  the  Queen,  and  she,  in  a  fit 
of  anger,  threw  the  handkerchief  on  the  ground,  and 
made  use  of  very  violent  language.  Oh  dear  !  oh  dear ! 
I'm  sure  something  dreadful  will  happen."  Ch'en  threw 
himself  on  his  knees,  his  face  as  pale  as  ashes,  and 
begged  to  know  what  he  should  do }  but  at  that  moment 
sounds  were  heard  outside,  and  the  young  lady  waved 
her  hand  to  him,  and  ran  away.  Immediately  a  crowd 
came  pouring  in  through  the  door,  with  ropes  ready 
to  secure  the  object  of  their  search ;  and  among  them 
was  a  slave-girl,  who  looked  fixedly  at  our  hero,  and 
cried  out,  "  Why,  surely  you  are  Mr.  Ch'en,  aren't  you  ?  " 
at  the  same  time  stopping  the  others  from  binding  him 
until  she  should  have  reported  to  the  Queen.  In  a  few 
minutes  she  came  back,  and  said  the  Queen  requested 
him  to  walk  in ;  and  in  he  went,  through  a  number 
of  doors,  trembling  all  the  time  with  fear,  until  he 
reached  a  hall,  the  screen  before  which  was  ornamented 
with  green  jade  and  silver.  A  beautiful  girl  drew  aside 
the  bamboo  curtain  at  the  door,  and  announced,  "  Mr. 
Ch'en ; "  and  he  himself  advanced,  and  fell  down  before 
a  lady,  who  was  sitting  upon  a  dais  at  the  other  end, 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  51 

knocking  his  head  upon  the  ground,  and  crying  out, 
"  Thy  servant  is  from  a  far-off  country ;  spare,  oh  ! 
spare  his  life."  "  Sir  !  "  replied  the  Queen,  rising  hastily 
from  her  seat,  and  extending  a  hand  to  Ch'en,  "  but  for 
you,  I  should  not  be  here  to-day.  Pray  excuse  the 
rudeness  of  my  maids."  Thereupon  a  splendid  repast 
was  served,  and  wine  was  poured  out  in  chased  goblets, 
to  the  no  small  astonishment  of  Ch'en,  who  could  not 
understand  why  he  was  treated  thus.  "  Your  kindness," 
observed  the  Queen,  "in  restoring  me  to  life,  I  am 
quite  unable  to  repay;  however,  as  you  have  made 
my  daughter  the  subject  of  your  verse,  the  match  is 
clearly  ordained  by  fate,  and  I  shall  send  her  along 
to  be  your  handmaid."  Ch'en  hardly  knew  what  to 
make  of  this  extraordinary  accomplishment  of  his  wishes, 
but  the  marriage  was  solemnized  there  and  then  ;  bands 
of  music  struck  up  wedding-airs,  beautiful  mats  were  laid 
down  for  them  to  walk  upon,  and  the  whole  place  was 
brilliantly  lighted  with  a  profusion  of  coloured  lamps. 
Then  Ch'en  said  to  the  Princess,  "That  a  stray  and 
unknown  traveller  like  myself,  guilty  of  spoiling  your 
Highness's  handkerchief,  should  have  escaped  the 
fate  he  deserved,  was  already  more  than  could  be 
expected;  but  now  to  receive  you  in  marriage — this, 
indeed,  far  surpasses  my  wildest  expectations."  "  My 
mother,"  replied  the  Princess,  "  is  married  to  the  King 
of  this  lake,  and  is  herself  a  daughter  of  the  River 
Prince.  Last  year,  when  on  her  way  to  visit  her  parents, 
she  happened  to  cross  the  lake,  and  was  wounded  by  an 
arrow ;  but  you  saved  her  life,  and  gave  her  plaster  for 
E  2 


52 


STRANGE   STORIES 


the  wound.  Our  family,  therefore,  is  grateful  to  you, 
and  can  never  forget  your  good  act.  And  do  not  regard 
me  as  of  another  species  than  yourself;  the  Dragon  King 
has  bestowed  upon  me  the  elixir  of  immortality,  and  this 
I  will  gladly  share  with  you."  Then  Ch'en  knew  that 
his  wife  was  a  spirit,  and  by-and-by  he  asked  her  how 
the  slave-girl  had  recognised  him  ;  to  which  she  replied, 
that  the  girl  was  the  small  fish  which  had  been  found 
hanging  to  the  dolphin's  tail.  He  then  inquired  why, 
as  they  didn't  intend  to  kill  him,  he  had  been  kept  so 
long  a  prisoner.  "I  was  charmed  with  your  literary 
talent,"  answered  the  Princess,  "  but  I  did  not  venture 
to  take  the  responsibility  upon  myself;  and  no  one  saw 
how  I  tossed  and  turned  the  livelong  night."  "Dear 
friend,"  said  Ch'en ;  "  but,  come,  tell  me  who  was  it  that 
brought  my  food."  "A  trusty  waiting-maid  of  mine," 
replied  the  Princess;  "her  name  is  A-nien."  Ch'en 
then  asked  how  he  could  ever  repay  her,  and  the 
Princess  told  him  there  would  be  plenty  of  time  to 
think  of  that ;  and  when  he  inquired  where  the  king, 
her  father,  was,  she  said  he  had  gone  off  with  the  God 
of  War  to  fight  against  Ch'ih-yu,7  and  had  not  returned. 
A  few  days  passed,  and  Ch'en  began  to  think  his  people 
at  home  would  be  anxious  about  him ;  so  he  sent  off 
his  servant  with  a  letter  to  tell  them  he  was  safe  and 


7  A  rebel  chieftain  of  the  legendary  period  of  China's  history, 
who  took  up  arms  against  the  Emperor  Huang  Ti  (B.C.  2697- 
2597),  but  was  subsequently  defeated  in  what  was  perhaps  the  first 
decisive  battle  of  the  world. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  53 

sound,  at  which  they  were  all  overjoyed,  believing  him 
to  have  been  lost  in  the  wreck  of  the  boat,  of  which 
event  news  had  already  reached  them.  However,  they 
were  unable  to  send  him  any  reply,  and  were  considerably 
distressed  as  to  how  he  would  find  his  way  home  again. 
Six  months  afterwards  Ch'en  himself  appeared,  dressed 
in  fine  clothes,  and  riding  on  a  splendid  horse,  with 
plenty  of  money,  and  valuable  jewels  in  his  pocket — 
evidently  a  man  of  wealth.  From  that  time  forth  he 
kept  up  a  magnificent  establishment ;  and  in  seven  or 
eight  years  had  become  the  father  of  five  children. 
Every  day  he  kept  open  house,  and  if  any  one  asked 
him  about  his  adventures,  he  would  readily  tell  them 
without  reservation.  Now  a  friend  of  his,  named  Liang, 
whom  he  had  known  since  they  were  boys  together,  and 
who,  after  holding  an  appointment  for  some  years  in 
Nan-fu,  was  crossing  the  Tung-t'ing  Lake,  on  his  way 
home,  suddenly  beheld  an  ornamental  barge,  with  carved 
wood-work  and  red  windows,  passing  over  the  foamy 
waves  to  the  sound  of  music  and  singing  from  within. 
Just  then  a  beautiful  young  lady  leant  out  of  one  of  the 
windows,  which  she  had  pushed  open,  and  by  her  side 
Liang  saw  a  young  man  sitting,  in  a  neglige  attitude, 
while  two  nice-looking  girls  stood  by  and  shampooed 8 


8  This  favourite  process  consists  in  gently  thumping  the  person 
operated  upon  all  over  the  back  with  the  soft  part  of  the  closed  fists. 
Compare  Lane,  Arabian  Nights,  Vol.  I.,  p.  551 : — "  She  then  pressed 
me  to  her  bosom,  and  laid  me  on  the  bed,  and  continued  gently 
kneading  my  limbs  until  slumber  overcame  me." 


54  STRANGE   STORIES 

him.  Liang,  at  first,  thought  it  must  be  the  party  of 
some  high  official,  and  wondered  at  the  scarcity  of 
attendants;9  but,  on  looking  more  closely  at  the  young 
man,  he  saw  it  was  no  other  than  his  old  friend  Ch'e: 
Thereupon  he  began  almost  involuntarily  to  shout  o 
to  him;  and  when  Ch'en  heard  his  own  name,  h 
stopped  the  rowers,  and  walked  out  towards  the  figur 
head,10  beckoning  Liang  to  cross  over  into  his  b 
where  the  remains  of  their  feast  was  quickly  cle 
away,  and  fresh  supplies  of  wine,  and  tea,  and  all  kin 
of  costly  foods  spread  out  by  handsome  slave-girls. 
"  It's  ten  years  since  we  met,"  said  Liang,  "  and  what  a 
rich  man  you  have  become  in  the  meantime."  "Well," 
replied  Ch'en,  "  do  you  think  that  so  very  extraordinary 
for  a  poor  fellow  like  me?"  Liang  then  asked  him  who 
was  the  lady  with  whom  he  was  taking  wine,  and  Ch'en 
said  she  was  his  wife,  which  very  much  astonished  Liang, 
who  further  inquired  whither  they  were  going.  "  West- 
wards," answered  Ch'en,  and  prevented  any  further  ques- 
tions by  giving  a  signal  for  the  music,  which  effectually 
put  a  stop  to  all  further  conversation.11  By-and-by, 
Liang  found  the  wine  getting  into  his  head,  and  seized 


9  See  No.  LVI,  note  5.     A  considerable  number  of  the  attend- 
ants there  mentioned  would  accompany  any  high  official,  some  in 
the  same,  the  rest  in  another  barge. 

10  Generally  known  as  the  "cut- wave  God." 

11  At  all  great  banquets  in  China  a  theatrical  troupe  is  engaged  to 
perform  while  the  dinner,  which  may  last  from  four  to  six  hours, 
drags  its  slow  length  along. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  55 

the  opportunity  to  ask  Ch'en  to  make  him  a  present  of 
one  of  his  beautiful  slave-girls.  "  You  are  drunk,12  my 
friend,"  replied  Ch'en ;  "  however,  I  will  give  you  the 
price  of  one  as  a  pledge  of  our  old  friendship."  And, 
turning  to  a  servant,  he  bade  him  present  Liang  with 
a  splendid  pearl,  saying,  "Now  you  can  buy  a  Green 
Pearl ; 13  you  see  I  am  not  stingy ; "  adding  forthwith, 
"but  I  am  pressed  for  time,  and  can  stay  no  longer  with 
my  old  friend."  So  he  escorted  Liang  back  to  his  boat, 
and,  having  let  go  the  rope,  proceeded  on  his  way.  Now, 
when  Liang  reached  home,  and  called  at  Ch'en's  house, 
whom  should  he  see  but  Ch'en  himself  drinking  with 
a  party  of  friends.  "  Why,  I  saw  you  only  yesterday," 
crien  Liang,  "  upon  the  Tung-t'ing.  How  quickly  you 
have  got  back ! "  Ch'en  denied  this,  and  then  Liang 
repeated  the  whole  story,  at  the  conclusion  of  which, 
Ch'en  laughed,  and  said,  "You  must  be  mistaken.  Do 
you  imagine  I  can  be  in  two  places  at  once?"  The 
company  were  all  much  astonished,  and  knew  not  what 
to  make  of  it ;  and  subsequently  when  Ch'en,  who  died 
at  the  age  of  eighty,  was  being  carried  to  his  grave, 
the  bearers  thought  the  coffin  seemed  remarkably  light, 
and  on  opening  it  to  see,  found  that  the  body  had 
disappeared. 


12  See  No.  LI  V.,  note  i. 

13  The  name  of  a  celebrated  beauty. 


56  STRANGE  STORIES 


LXX. 
THE   PRINCESS    LILY. 

AT  Chiao-chou  there  lived  a  man  named  Tou  Hsiin, 
otherwise  known  as  Hsiao-hui.  One  day  he  had  just 
dropped  off  to  sleep  when  he  beheld  a  man  in  serge 
clothes  standing  by  the  bedside,  and  apparently  anxious 
to  communicate  something  to  him.  Tou  inquired  his 
errand ;  to  which  the  man  replied  that  he  was  the  bearer 
of  an  invitation  from  his  master.  "And  who  is  your 
master?"  asked  Tou.  "Oh,  he  doesn't  live  far  off," 
replied  the  other ;  so  away  they  went  together,  and  after 
some  time  came  to  a  place  where  there  were  innumer- 
able white  houses  rising  one  above  the  other,  and  shaded 
by  dense  groves  of  lemon-trees.  They  threaded  their 
way  past  countless  doors,  not  at  all  similar  to  those 
usually  used,  and  saw  a  great  many  official-looking  men 
and  women  passing  and  repassing,  each  of  whom  called 
out  to  the  man  in  serge,  "  Has  Mr.  Tou  come  ? "  to 
which  he  always  replied  in  the  affirmative.  Here  a 
mandarin  met  them  and  escorted  Tou  into  a  palace, 
upon  which  the  latter  remarked,  "This  is  really  very 
kind  of  you ;  but  I  haven't  the  honour  of  knowing  you, 
and  I  feel  somewhat  diffident  about  going  in."  "Our 
Prince,"  answered  his  guide,  "  has  long  heard  of  you  as 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  57 

a  man  of  good  family  and  excellent  principles,  and  is 
very  anxious  to  make  your  acquaintance,"  "  Who  is 
your  Prince  ?  "  inquired  Tou.  "  You'll  see  for  yourself 
in  a  moment,"  said  the  other ;  and  just  then  out  came 
two  girls  with  banners,  and  guided  Tou  through  a  great 
number  of  doors  until  they  came  to  a  throne,  upon 
which  sat  the  Prince.  His  Highness  immediately  de- 
scended to  meet  him,  and  made  him  take  the  seat  of 
honour ;  after  which  ceremony  exquisite  viands  of  all 
kinds  were  spread  out  before  them.  Looking  up,  Tou 
noticed  a  scroll,  on  which  was  inscribed,  The  Cassia 
t  Court,  and  he  was  just  beginning  to  feel  puzzled  as  to 
what  he  should  say  next,  when  the  Prince  addressed  him 
as  follows  : — "  The  honour  of  having  you  for  a  neigh- 
bour is,  as  it  were,  a  bond  of  affinity  between  us.  Let 
us,  then,  give  ourselves  up  to  enjoyment,  and  put  away 
suspicion  and  fear."  Tou  murmured  his  acquiescence  ; 
and  when  the  wine  had  gone  round  several  times  there 
arose  from  a  distance  the  sound  of  pipes  and  singing, 
unaccompanied,  however,  by  the  usual  drum,  and  very 
much  subdued  in  volume.  Thereupon  the  Prince 
looked  about  him  and  cried  out,  "We  are  about  to 
set  a  verse  for  any  of  you  gentlemen  to  cap ;  here  you 
are: — '•Genius  seeks  the  Cassia  Court.'"  While  the 
courtiers  were  all  engaged  in  thinking  of  some  fit 
antithesis,1  Tou  added,  "Refinement  loves  the  Lily  flower  ;  " 


1  In  this  favourite  pastime  of  the  literati  in  China  the  important 
point  is  that  each  word  in  the  second  line  should  be  a  due  and 
proper  antithesis  of  the  word  in  the  first  line  to  which  it  corre- 
sponds. 


58  STRANGE   STORIES 

upon  which  the  Prince  exclaimed,  "  How  strange  !  Lily 
is  my  daughter's  name ;  and,  after  such  a  coincidence, 
she  must  come  in  for  you  to  see  her."  In  a  few  mo- 
ments the  tinkling  of  her  ornaments  and  a  delicious 
fragrance  of  musk  announced  the  arrival  of  the  Princess, 
who  was  between  sixteen  and  seventeen  and  endowed 
with  surpassing  beauty.  The  Prince  bade  her  make  an 
obeisance  to  Tou,  at  the  same  time  introducing  her  as 
his  daughter  Lily;  and  as  soon  as  the  ceremony  was 
over  the  young  lady  moved  away.  Tou  remained  in  a 
state  of  stupefaction,  and,  when  the  Prince  proposed 
that  they  should  pledge  each  other  in  another  bumper, 
paid  not  the  slightest  attention  to  what  he  said.  Then 
the  Prince,  perceiving  what  had  distracted  his  guest's 
attention,  remarked  that  he  was  anxious  to  find  a  con- 
sort for  his  daughter,  but  that  unfortunately  there  was 
the  difficulty  of  species,  and  he  didn't  know  what  to  do ; 
but  again  Tou  took  no  notice  of  what  the  Prince  was 
saying,  until  at  length  one  of  the  bystanders  plucked  his 
sleeve,  and  asked  him  if  he  hadn't  seen  that  the  Prince 
wished  to  drink  with  him,  and  had  just  been  addressing 
some  remarks  to  him.  Thereupon  Tou  started,  and,  re- 
covering himself  at  once,  rose  from  the  table  and 
apologized  to  the  Prince  for  his  rudeness,  declaring  that 
he  had  taken  so  much  wine  he  didn't  know  what  he 
was  doing.  "Besides,"  said  he,  "your  Highness  has 
doubtless  business  to  transact ;  I  will  therefore  take  my 
leave."  "I  am  extremely  pleased  to  have  seen  you," 
replied  the  Prince,  "  and  only  regret  that  you  are  in  such 
a  hurry  to  be  gone.  However,  I  won't  detain  you  now ; 


FROM   A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  59 

but,  if  you  don't  forget  all  about  us,  I  shall  be  very  glad 
to  invite  you  here  again."  He  then  gave  orders  that  Tou 
should  be  escorted  home;  and  on  the  way  one  of  the 
courtiers  asked  the  latter  why  he  had  said  nothing  when 
the  Prince  had  spoken  of  a  consort  for  his  daughter,  as 
his  Highness  had  evidently  made  the  remark  with  an 
eye  to  securing  Tou  as  his  son-in-law.  The  latter  was 
now  sorry  that  he  had  missed  his  opportunity;  mean- 
while they  reached  his  house,  and  he  himself  awoke. 
The  sun  had  already  set,  and  there  he  sat  in  the  gloom 
thinking  of  what  had  happened.  In  the  evening  he  put 
out  his  candle,  hoping  to  continue  his  dream  ;  but,  alas  ! 
the  thread  was  broken,  and  all  he  could  do  was  to  pour 
forth  his  repentance  in  sighs.  One  night  he  was  sleep- 
ing at  a  friend's  house  when  suddenly  an  officer  of  the 
court  walked  in  and  summoned  him  to  appear  before  the 
Prince ;  so  up  he  jumped,  and  hurried  off  at  once  to  the 
palace,  where  he  prostrated  himself  before  the  throne. 
The  Prince  raised  him  and  made  him  sit  down,  saying 
that  since  they  had  last  met  he  had  become  aware  that 
Tou  would  be  willing  to  marry  his  daughter,  and  hoped 
that  he  might  be  allowed  to  offer  her  as  a  handmaid. 
Tou  rose  and  thanked  the  Prince,  who  thereupon  gave 
orders  for  a  banquet  to  be  prepared ;  and  when  they  had 
finished  their  wine  it  was  announced  that  the  Princess 
had  completed  her  toilet.  Immediately  a  bevy  of  young 
ladies  came  in  with  the  Princess  in  their  midst,  a  red 
veil  covering  her  head,  and  her  tiny  footsteps  sounding 
like  rippling  water  as  they  led  her  up  to  be  introduced  to 
Tou.  When  the  ceremonies  were  concluded,  Tou  said 


60  STRANGE   STORIES 

to  the  Princess,  "  In  your  presence,  Madam,  it  would 
easy  to  forget  even  death  itself;  but,  tell  me,  is  not  tl 
all  a  dream  ?  "     "  And  how  can  it  be  a  dream,"  ask( 
the  Princess,  "  when  you  and  I  are  here  together  ?  " 

Next  morning  Tou  amused  himself  by  helping  the 
Princess  to  paint  her  face,2  and  then,  seizing  a  girdle, 
began  to  measure  the  size  of  her  waist3  and  the  length 
of  her  fingers  and  feet.  "  Are  you  crazy  ?  "  cried  she, 
laughing ;  to  which  Tou  replied,  "  I  have  been  deceived 
so  often  by  dreams,  that  I  am  now  making  a  careful 
record.  If  such  it  turns  out  to  be,  I  shall  still  have 
something  as  a  souvenir  of  you."  While  they  were  thus 
chatting  a  maid  rushed  into  the  room,  shrieking  out, 
"  Alas,  alas !  a  great  monster  has  got  into  the  palace : 
the  Prince  has  fled  into  a  side  chamber :  destruction  is 
surely  come  upon  us."  Tou  was  in  a  great  fright  when 
he  heard  this,  and  rushed  off  to  see  the  Prince,  who 
grasped  his  hand  and,  with  tears  in  his  eyes,  begged  him 
not  to  desert  them.  "  Our  relationship,"  cried  he,  "  was 
cemented  when  Heaven  sent  this  calamity  upon  us  ;  and 
now  my  kingdom  will  be  overthrown.  What  shall  I- 
do  ?  "  Tou  begged  to  know  what  was  the  matter  ;  and 
then  the  Prince  laid  a  despatch  upon  the  table,  telling 
Tou  to  open  it  and  make  himself  acquainted  with  its 
contents.  This  despatch  ran  as  follows  : — "  The  Grand 
Secretary  of  State,  Black  Wings,  to  His  Royal  Highness, 


2  See  No.  LXII.,  note  I. 

3  See  No.  LXIX.,  note  5. 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  6l 

announcing  the  arrival  of  an  extraordinary  monster,  and 
advising  the  immediate  removal  of  the  Court  in  order  to 
preserve  the  vitality  of  the  empire.  A  report  has  just 
been  received  from  the  officer  in  charge  of  the  Yellow 
Gate  stating  that,  ever  since  the  6th  of  the  5th  moon,  a 
huge  monster,  10,000  feet  in  length,  has  been  lying 
coiled  up  outside  the  entrance  to  the  palace,  and  that  it 
has  already  devoured  13,800  and  odd  of  your  Highness's 
subjects,  and  is  spreading  desolation  far  and  wide.  On 
receipt  of  this  information  your  servant  proceeded  to 
make  a  reconnaissance,  and  there  beheld  a  venomous 
reptile  with  a  head  as  big  as  a  mountain  and  eyes  like 
vast  sheets  of  water.  Every  time  it  raised  its  head, 
whole  buildings  disappeared  down  its  throat ;  and,  on 
stretching  itself  out,  walls  and  houses  were  alike  laid  in 
ruins.  In  all  antiquity  there  is  no  record  of  such  a 
scourge.  The  fate  of  our  temples  and  ancestral  halls  is 
now  a  mere  question  of  hours ;  we  therefore  pray  your 
Royal  Highness  to  depart  at  once  with  the  Royal  Family 
and  seek  somewhere  else  a  happier  abode."4  When 
Tou  had  read  this  document  his  face  turned  ashy  pale ; 
and  just  then  a  messenger  rushed  in,  shrieking  out, 
"  Here  is  the  monster  ! "  at  which  the  whole  Court  burst 
into  lamentations  as  if  their  last  hour  was  at  hand.  The 
Prince  was  beside  himself  with  fear ;  all  he  could  do 


4  The  language  in  which  this  fanciful  document  is  couched  is 
precisely  such  as  would  be  used  by  an  officer  of  the  Government  in 
announcing  some  national  calamity ;  hence  the  value  of  these  tales, 
— models  as  they  are  of  the  purest  possible  style. 


62  STRANGE   STORIES 

was  to  beg  Tou  to  look  to  his  own  safety  without  regard- 
ing the  wife  through  whom  he  was  involved  in  their 
misfortunes.  The  Princess,  however,  who  was  standing 
by  bitterly  lamenting  the  fate  that  had  fallen  upon  them, 
begged  Tou  not  to  desert  her;  and,  after  a  moment's 
hesitation,  he  said  he  should  be  only  too  happy  to  place 
his  own  poor  home  at  their  immediate  disposal  if  they 
would  only  deign  to  honour  him.  "  How  can  we  talk  of 
deigning?  cried  the  Princess,  "at  such  a  moment  as 
this  ?  I  pray  you  take  us  there  as  quickly  as  possible." 
So  Tou  gave  her  his  arm,  and  in  no  time  they  had  ar- 
rived at  Tou's  house,  which  the  Princess  at  once 
pronounced  to  be  a  charming  place  of  residence,  and 
better  even  than  their  former  kingdom.  "  But  I  must 
now  ask  you,"  said  she  to  Tou,  "  to  make  some  arrange- 
ment for  my  father  and  mother,  that  the  old  order  of 
things  may  be  continued  here."  Tou  at  first  offered 
objections  to  this ;  whereupon  the  Princess  said  that  a 
man  who  would  not  help  another  in  his  hour  of  need 
was  not  much  of  a  man,  and  immediately  went  off  into 
a  fit  of  hysterics,  from  which  Tou  was  trying  his  best  to 
recall  her,  when  all  of  a  sudden  he  awoke  and  found 
that  it  was  all  a  dream.  However,  he  still  heard  a 
buzzing  in  his  ears  which  he  knew  was  not  made  by  any 
human  being,  and,  on  looking  carefully  about  he  dis- 
covered two  or  three  bees  which  had  settled  on  his 
pillow.  He  was  very  much  astonished  at  this,  and  con- 
sulted with  his  friend,  who  was  also  greatly  amazed  at 
his  strange  story;  and  then  the  latter  pointed  out  a 
number  of  other  bees  on  various  parts  of  his  dress,  none 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  63 

of  which  would  go  away  even  when  brushed  off.  His 
friend  now  advised  him  to  get  a  hive  for  them,  which  he 

I  did  without  delay ;  and  immediately  it  was  filled  by  a 
whole  swarm  of  bees,  which  came  flying  from  over  the 
wall  in  great  numbers.  On  tracing  whence  they  had  come, 
it  was  found  that  they  belonged  to  an  old  gentleman  who 
lived  near,  and  who  had  kept  bees  for  more  than  thirty 
years  previously.  Tou  thereupon  went  and  told  him  the 
story ;  and  when  the  old  gentleman  examined  his  hive 
he  found  the  bees  all  gone.  On  breaking  it  open  he 
discovered  a  large  snake  inside  of  about  ten  feet  in 

'  length,  which  he  immediately  killed,  recognising  in  it 
the  "huge  monster"  of  Tou's  adventure.  As  for  the 
bees,  they  remained  with  Tou,  and  increased  in  numbers 
every  year. 


64  STRANGE   STORIES 


LXXI. 
THE   DONKEY'S   REVENGE. 

CHUNG  CH'ING-YU  was  a  scholar  of  some  reputation, 
who  lived  in  Manchuria.  When  he  went  up  for  his 
master's  degree,  he  heard  that  there  was  a  Taoist  priest 
at  the  capital  who  would  tell  people's  fortunes,  and  was 
very  anxious  to  see  him ;  and  at  the  conclusion  of  the 
second  part  of  the  examination,1  he  accidentally  met 
him  at  Pao-t'u-ch'iian.2  The  priest  was  over  sixty  years 
of  age,  and  had  the  usual  white  beard,  flowing  down 
over  his  breast  Around  him  stood  a  perfect  wall  of 
people  inquiring  their  future  fortunes,  and  to  each  the 
old  man  made  a  brief  reply  :  but  when  he  saw  Chung 
among  the  crowd,  he  was  overjoyed,  and,  seizing  him  by 
the  hand,  said,  "  Sir,  your  virtuous  intentions  command 
rny  esteem."  He  then  led  him  up  behind  a  screen,  and 
asked  if  he  did  not  wish  to  know  what  was  to  come  ; 
and  when  Chung  replied  in  the  affirmative,  the  priest 


1  The  examination  consists  of  three  bouts  of  three  days  each, 
during  which  periods  the  candidates  remain  shut  up  in  their  exami- 
nation cells  day  and  night. 

2  The  name  of  a  place. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  65 

informed  him  that  his  prospects  were  bad,  "  You  may 
succeed  in  passing  this  examination,"  continued  he,  "  but 
on  returning  covered  with  honour  to  your  home,  I  fear 
that  your  mother  will  be  no  longer  there."  Now  Chung 
was  a  very  filial  son  ;  and  as  soon  as  he  heard  these 
words,  his  tears  began  to  flow,  and  he  declared  that  he 
would  go  back  without  competing  any  further.  The 
priest  observed  that  if  he  let  this  chance  slip,  he  could 
never  hope  for  success;  to  which  Chung  replied  that,  on 
the  other  hand,  if  his  mother  were  to  die  he  could  never 
hope  to  have  her  back  again,  and  that  even  the  rank  of 
Viceroy  would  not  repay  him  for  her  loss.  "Well," 
said  the  priest,  "  you  and  I  were  connected  in  a  former 
existence,  and  I  must  do  my  best  to  help  you  now." 
So  he  took  out  a  pill  which  he  gave  to  Chung,  and  told 
him  that  if  he  sent  it  post-haste  by  some  one  to  his 
mother,  it  would  prolong  her  life  for  seven  days,  and 
thus  he  would  be  able  to  see  her  once  again  after  the 
examination  was  over.  Chung  took  the  pill,  and  went 
off  in  very  low  spirits ;  but  be  soon  reflected  that  the 
span  of  human  life  is  a  matter  of  destiny,  and  that 
every  day  he  could  spend  at  home  would  be  one  more 
day  devoted  to  the  service  of  his  mother.  Accordingly, 
he  got  ready  to  start  at  once,  and,  hiring  a  donkey, 
actually  set  out  on  his  way  back.  When  he  had  gone 
about  half-a-mile,  the  donkey  turned  round  and  ran 
home;  and  when  he  used  his  whip,  the  animal  threw 
itself  down  on  the  ground.  Chung  got  into  a  great 
perspiration,  and  his  servant  recommended  him  to 
remain  where  he  was ;  but  this  he  would  not  hear  of, 
VOL.  n.  F 


66  STRANGE   STORIES 

and  hired  another  donkey,  which  served  him  exactly 
the  same  trick  as  the  other  one.  The  sun  was  now 
sinking  behind  the  hills,  and  his  servant  advised  his 
master  to  stay  and  finish  his  examination  while  he 
himself  went  back  home  before  him.  Chung  had  no 
alternative  but  to  assent,  and  the  next  day  he  hurried 
through  with  his  papers,  starting  immediately  afterwards, 
and  not  stopping  at  all  on  the  way  either  to  eat  or  to 
sleep.  All  night  long  he  went  on,  and  arrived  to  find 
his  mother  in  a  very  critical  state ;  however,  when  he 
gave  her  the  pill  she  so  far  recovered  that  he  was  able 
to  go  in  and  see  her.  Grasping  his  hand,  she  begged 
him  not  to  weep,  telling  him  that  she  had  just  dreamt 
she  had  been  down  to  the  Infernal  Regions,  where  the 
King  of  Hell  had  informed  her  with  a  gracious  smile 
that  her  record  was  fairly  clean,  and  that  in  view  of  the 
filial  piety  of  her  son  she  was  to  have  twelve  years  more 
of  life.  Chung  was  rejoiced  at  this,  and  his  mother 
was  soon  restored  to  her  former  health. 

Before  long  the  news  arrived  that  Chung  had  passed 
his  examination;  upon  which  he  bade  adieu  to  his 
mother,  and  went  off  to  the  capital,  where  he  bribed  the 
eunuchs  of  the  palace  to  communicate  with  his  friend 
the  Taoist  priest.  The  latter  was  very  much  pleased, 
and  came  out  to  see  him,  whereupon  Chung  prostrated 
himself  at  his  feet.  "Ah,"  said  the  priest,  "this 
success  of  yours,  and  the  prolongation  of  your  good 
mother's  life,  is  all  a  reward  for  your  virtuous  conduct 
What  have  I  done  in  the  matter?"  Chung  was  very 
much  astonished  that  the  priest  should  already  know 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  67 

what  had  happened;  however,  he  now  inquired  as  to 
his  own  future.  "You  will  never  rise  to  high  rank," 
replied  the  priest,  "  but  you  will  attain  the  years  of  an 
octogenarian.  In  a  former  state  of  existence  you  and 
I  were  once  travelling  together,  when  you  threw  a  stone 
at  a  dog,  and  accidentally  killed  a  frog.  Now  that  frog 
has  re-appeared  in  life  as  a  donkey,  and  according  to 
all  principles  of  destiny  you  ought  to  suffer  for  what 
you  did ;  but  your  filial  piety  has  touched  the  Gods,  a 
protecting  star-influence  has  passed  into  your  nativity 
sheet,  and  you  will  come  to  no  harm.  On  the  other 
hand,  there  is  your  wife ;  in  her  former  state  she  was 
not  as  virtuous  as  she  might  have  been,  and  her  punish- 
ment in  this  life  was  to  be  widowed  quite  young ;  you, 
however,  have  secured  the  prolongation  of  your  own 
term  of  years,  and  therefore  I  fear  that  before  long 
your  wife  will  pay  the  penalty  of  death."  Chung 
was  much  grieved  at  hearing  this ;  but  after  a  wrhile 
he  asked  the  priest  where  his  second  wife  to 
be  was  living.  "At  Chung-chou,"  replied  the  latter; 
"she  is  now  fourteen  years  old."  The  priest  then 
bade  him  adieu,  telling  him  that  if  any  mischance 
should  befall  him  he  was  to  hurry  off  towards  the  south- 
east. About  a  year  after  this,  Chung's  wife  did  die  ; 
and  his  mother  then  desiring  him  to  go  and  visit  his 
uncle,  who  was  a  magistrate  in  Kiangsi,  on  which 
journey  he  would  have  to  pass  through  Chung-chou, 
it  seemed  like  a  fulfilment  of  the  old  priest's  prophecy. 
As  he  went  along,  he  came  to  a  village  on  the  banks 
of  a  river,  where  a  large  crowd  of  people  was  gathered 
F  2 


68  STRANGE   STORIES 

together  round  a  theatrical  performance  which  was  going 
on  there.  Chung  would  have  passed  quietly  by,  had 
not  a  stray  donkey  followed  so  close  behind  him  that  he 
turned  round  and  hit  it  over  the  ears.  This  startled 
the  donkey  so  much  that  it  ran  off  full  gallop,  and 
knocked  a  rich  gentleman's  child,  who  was  sitting  with 
its  nurse  on  the  bank,  right  into  the  water,  before  any 
one  of  the  servants  could  lend  a  hand  to  save  it. 
Immediately  there  was  a  great  outcry  against  Chung, 
who  gave  his  mule  the  rein  and  dashed  away,  mindful 
of  the  priest's  warning,  towards  the  south-east  After 
riding  about  seven  miles,  he  reached  a  mountain  village, 
where  he  saw  an  old  man  standing  at  the  door  of  a 
house,  and,  jumping  off  his  mule,  made  him  a  low 
bow.  The  old  man  asked  him  in,  and  inquired  his 
name  and  whence  he  came ;  to  which  Chung  replied  by 
telling  him  the  whole  adventure.  "  Never  fear,"  said 
the  old  man  ;  "  you  can  stay  here,  while  I  send  out  to 
learn  the  position  of  affairs."  By  the  evening  his  mes- 
senger had  returned,  and  then  they  knew  for  the  first 
time  that  the  child  belonged  to  a  wealthy  family.  The 
old  man  looked  grave  and  said,  "  Had  it  been  anybody 
else's  child,  I  might  have  helped  you  ;  as  it  is  I  can  do 
nothing."  Chung  was  greatly  alarmed  at  this ;  however, 
the  old  man  told  him  to  remain  quietly  there  for  the 
night,  and  see  what  turn  matters  might  take.  Chung 
was  overwhelmed  with  anxiety,  and  did  not  sleep  a 
wink;  and  next  morning  he  heard  that  the  constables 
were  after  him,  and  that  it  was  death  to  any  one  who 
should  conceal  him.  The  old  man  changed  counte- 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  69 

nance  at  this,  and  went  inside,  leaving  Chung  to  his  own 
reflections;  but  towards  the  middle  of  the  night  he 
came  and  knocked  at  Chung's  door,  and,  sitting  down, 
began  to  ask  how  old  his  wife  was.  Chung  replied  that 
he  was  a  widower ;  at  which  the  old  man  seemed  rather 
pleased,  and  declared  that  in  such  case  help  would  be 
forthcoming ;  "  for,"  said  he,  "  my  sister's  husband  has 
taken  the  vows  and  become  a  priest,3  and  my  sister 
herself  has  died,  leaving  an  orphan  girl  who  has  now  no 

home ;   and  if  you  would   only  marry  her " 

Chung  was  delighted,  more  especially  as  this  would  be 
both  the  fulfilment  of  the  Taoist  priest's  prophecy,  and  a 
means  of  extricating  himself  from  his  present  difficulty; 
at  the  same  time,  he  declared  he  should  be  sorry  to 
implicate  his  future  father-in-law.  "Never  fear  about 
that,"  replied  the  old  man;  "my  sister's  husband  is 
pretty  skilful  in  the  black  art.  He  has  not  mixed  much 
with  the  world  of  late ;  but  when  you  are  married,  you 
can  discuss  the  matter  with  my  niece."  So  Chung 
married  the  young  lady,  who  was  sixteen  years  of  age, 
and  very  beautiful;  but  whenever  he  looked  at  her  he 
took  occasion  to  sigh.  At  last  she  said,  "I  may  be 
ugly;  but  you  needn't  be  in  such  a  hurry  to  let  me 

3  This  interesting  ceremony  is  performed  by  placing  little  conical 
pastilles  on  a  certain  number  of  spots,  varying  from  three  to  twelve, 
on  the  candidate's  head.  These  are  then  lighted  and  allowed  to 
burn  down  into  the  flesh,  while  the  surrounding  parts  are  vigorously 
rubbed  by  attendant  priests  in  order  to  lessen  the  pain.  The  whole 
thing  lasts  about  twenty  minutes,  and  is  always  performed  on  the 
eve  of  Shakyamuni  Buddha's  birthday.  The  above  was  well  de- 
scribed by  Mr.  S.  L.  Baldwin  in  the  Foochviv  Herald. 


yo  STRANGE   STORIES 

know  it ; "  whereupon  Chung  begged  her  pardon,  and 
said  he  felt  himself  only  too  lucky  to  have  met  with  such 
a  divine  creature;  adding  that  he  sighed  because  he 
feared  some  misfortune  was  coming  on  them  which 
would  separate  them  for  ever.  He  then  told  her  his 
story,  and  the  young  lady  was  very  angry  that  she  should 
have  been  drawn  into  such  a  difficulty  without  a  word  of 
warning.  Chung  fell  on  his  knees,  and  said  he  had 
already  consulted  with  her  uncle,  who  was  unable  him- 
self to  do  anything,  much  as  he  wished  it.  He  con- 
tinued that  he  was  aware  of  her  power;  and  then, 
pointing  out  that  his  alliance  was  not  altogether  beneath 
her,  made  all  kinds  of  promises  if  she  would  only  help 
him  out  of  this  trouble.  The  young  lady  was  no 
longer  able  to  refuse,  but  informed  him  that  to  apply 
to  her  father  would  entail  certain  disagreeable  conse- 
quences, as  he  had  retired  from  the  world,  and  did 
not  any  more  recognise  her  as  his  daughter.  That 
night  they  did  not  attempt  to  sleep,  spending  the  in- 
terval in  padding  their  knees  with  thick  felt  concealed 
beneath  their  clothes  ;  and  then  they  got  into  chairs  and 
were  carried  off  to  the  hills.  After  journeying  some 
distance,  they  were  compelled  by  the  nature  of  the  road 
to  alight  and  walk ;  and  it  was  only  by  a  great  effort 
that  Chung  succeeded  at  last  in  getting  his  wife  to  the 
top.  At  the  door  of  the  temple  they  sat  down  to  rest, 
the  powder  and  paint  on  the  young  lady's  face  having 
all  mixed  with  the  perspiration  trickling  down ;  but  when 
Chung  began  to  apologize  for  bringing  her  to  this  pass, 
she  replied  that  it  was  a  mere  trifle  compared  with  what 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  71 

was  to  come.  By-and-by,  they  went  inside;  and 
threading  their  way  to  the  wall  beyond,  found  the 
young  lady's  father  sitting  in  contemplation,4  his  eyes 
closed,  and  a  servant-boy  standing  by  with  a  chowry.5 
Everything  was  beautifully  clean  and  nice,  but  before 
the  dais  were  sharp  stones  scattered  about  as  thick  as 
the  stars  in  the  sky.  The  young  lady  did  not  venture 
to  select  a  favourable  spot ;  she  fell  on  her  knees  at  once, 
and  Chung  did  likewise  behind  her.  Then  her  father 
opened  his  eyes,  shutting  them  again  almost  instanta- 
neously; whereupon  the  young  lady  said,  "For  a  long 
time  I  have  not  paid  my  respects  to  you.  I  am  now 
married,  and  I  have  brought  my  husband  to  see  you." 
A  long  time  passed  away,  and  then  her  father  opened 
his  eyes  and  said,  "You're  giving  a  great  deal  of 
trouble,"  immediately  relapsing  into  silence  again. 
There  the  husband  and  wife  remained  until  the  stones 
seemed  to  pierce  into  their  very  bones;  but  after  a 
while  the  father  cried  out,  "  Have  you  brought  tjie 
donkey?"  His  daughter  replied  that  they  had  not; 
whereupon  they  were  told  to  go  and  fetch  it  at  once, 
which  they  did,  not  knowing  what  the  meaning  of  this 
order  was.  After  a  few  more  days'  kneeling,  they 
suddenly  heard  that  the  murderer  of  the  child  had  been 
caught  and  beheaded,  and  were  just  congratulating  each 


4  There  is  a  room  in  most   Buddhist   temples  specially  devoted 
to  this  purpose. 

5  The  Buddhist  emblem  of  cleanliness ;  generally  a  yak's  tail,  and 
commonly  used  as  a  fly-brush. 


72  STRANGE   STORIES 

other  on  the  success  of  their  scheme,  when  a  servant 
came  in  with  a  stick  in  his  hand,  the  top  of  which  had 
been  chopped  off.  "This  stick,"  said  the  servant,  "died 
instead  of  you.  Bury  it  reverently,  that  the  wrong  done 
to  the  tree  may  be  somewhat  atoned  for."6  Then  Chung 
saw  that  at  the  place  where  the  top  of  the  stick  had 
been  chopped  off  there  were  traces  of  blood ;  he  there- 
fore buried  it  with  the  usual  ceremony,  and  immediately 
set  off  with  his  wife,  and  returned  to  his  own  home. 


6  Tree- worship  can  hardly  be  said  to  exist  in  China  at  the  present 
day  ;  though  at  a  comparatively  recent  epoch  this  phase  of  religious 
sentiment  must  have  been  widely  spread.  See  The  Flower  Nymphs 
and  Mr.  Willow. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  73 


LXXII. 
THE  WOLF   DREAM. 

MR.  PAI  was  a  native  of  Chi-li,  and  his  eldest  son 
was  called  Chia.  The  latter  had  been  some  two  years 
holding  an  appointment 1  as  magistrate  in  the  south ;  but 
because  of  the  great  distance  between  them,  his  family 
had  heard  nothing  of  him.  One  day  a  distant  con- 
nection, named  Ting,  called  at  the  house ;  and  Mr.  Pai, 
not  having  seen  this  gentleman  for  a  long  time,  treated 
him  'with  much  cordiality.  Now  Ting  was  one  of  those 
persons  who  are  occasionally  employed  by  the  Judge  of 
the  Infernal  Regions  to  make  arrests  on  earth ; 2  and,  as 
they  were  chatting  together,  Mr.  Pai  questioned  him 
about  the  realms  below.  Ting  told  him  all  kinds  of 
strange  things,  but  Pai  did  not  believe  them,  answering 
only  by  a  smile.  Some  days  afterwards,  he  had  just  lain 


1  Literally,  "had  been  allotted  the  post  of  Nan-fu  magistrate," 
such  appointments  being  always  determined  by  drawing  lots. 

2  Such  is  one  common  explanation   of  catalepsy  (see   No.  I., 
note   5),  it   being  further   averred   that   the  proper  lictors  of  the 
Infernal  regions  are  unable  to-  remain  long  in  the  light  of  the 
upper  world. 


74  STRANGE   STORIES 

down  to  sleep  when  Ting  walked  in  and  asked  him  to  go 
for  a  stroll;  so  they  went  off  together,  and  by-and-by 
reached  the  city.  "There,"  said  Ting,  pointing  to  a 
door,  "lives  your  nephew,"  alluding  to  a  son  of  Mr. 
Pai's  elder  sister,  who  was  a  magistrate  in  Honan ;  and 
when  Pai  expressed  his  doubts  as  to  the  accuracy  of  this 
statement,  Ting  led  him  in,  when,  lo  and  behold !  there 
was  his  nephew,  sitting  in  his  court  dressed  in  his  official 
robes.  Around  him  stood  the  guard,  and  it  was  impos- 
sible to  get  near  him  ;  but  Ting  remarked  that  his  son's 
residence  was  not  far  off,  and  asked  Pai  if  he  would  not 
like  to  see  him  too.  The  latter  assenting,  they  walked 
along  till  they  came  to  a  large  building,  which  Ting  said 
was  the  place.  However,  there  was  a  fierce  wolf  at  the 
entrance,3  and  Mr.  Pai  was  afraid  to  go  in.  Ting  bade 
him  enter,  and  accordingly  they  walked  in,  when  they 
found  that  all  the  employe's  of  the  place,  some  of  whom 
were  standing  about  and  others  lying  down  to  sleep, 
were  all  wolves.  The  central  pathway  was  piled  up  with 
whitening  bones,  and  Mr.  Pai  began  to  feel  horribly 
alarmed  •  but  Ting  kept  close  to  him  all  the  time,  and 
at  length  they  got  safely  in.  Pai's  son,  Chia,  was  just 
coming  out ;  and  when  he  saw  his  father  accompanied 
by  Ting,  he  was  overjoyed,  and,  asking  them  to  sit 


3  Upon  a  wall  at  the  entrance  to  every  official  residence  is  painted 
a  huge  fabulous  animal,  called  Greed,  in  such  a  position  that  the 
resident  mandarin  must  see  it  every  time  he  goes  out  of  his  front 
gates.  It  is  to  warn  him  against  greed  and  the  crimes  that  are  sure 
to  flow  from  it. 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  75 

down,  bade  the  attendants  serve  some  refreshment. 
Thereupon  a  great  big  wolf  brought  in  in  his  mouth 
the  carcase  of  a  dead  man,  and  set  it  before  them,  at 
which  Mr.  Pai  rose  up  in  consternation,  and  asked  his 
son  what  this  meant.  "  It's  only  a  little  refreshment  for 
you,  father,"  replied  Chia ;  but  this  did  not  calm  Mr. 
Pai's  agitation,  who  would  have  retired  precipitately,  had 
it  not  been  for  the  crowd  of  wolves  which  barred  the 
path.  Just  as  he  was  at  a  loss  what  to  do,  there  was  a 
general  stampede  among  the  animals  which  scurried 
away,  some  under  the  couches  and  some  under  the 
tables  and  chairs ;  and  while  he  was  wondering  what  the 
cause  of  this  could  be,  in  marched  two  knights  in  golden 
armour,  who  looked  sternly  at  Chia,  and,  producing  a 
black  rope,  proceeded  to  bind  him  hand  and  foot.  Chia 
fell  down  before  them,  and  was  changed  into  a  tiger  with 
horrid  fangs ;  and  then  one  of  the  knights  drew  a  glit- 
tering sword  and  would  have  cut  off  its  head,  had  not 
the  other  cried  out,  "  Not  yet !  not  yet !  that  is  for  the 
fourth  month  next  year.  Let  us  now  only  take  out  its 
teeth."  Immediately  that  knight  produced  a  huge 
mallet,  and,  with  a  few  blows,  scattered  the  tiger's  teeth 
all  over  the  floor,  the  tiger  roaring  so  loudly  with  pain  as 
to  shake  the  very  hills,  and  frightening  all  the  wits  out  of 
Mr.  Pai — who  woke  up  with  a  start.  He  found  he  had 
been  dreaming,  and  at  once  sent  off  to  invite  Ting  to 
come  and  see  him ;  but  Ting  sent  back  to  say  he  must 
beg  to  be  excused.  Then  Mr.  Pai,  pondering  on  what 
he  had  seen  in  his  dream,  despatched  his  second  sen 
with  a  letter  to  Chia,  full  of  warnings  and  good  advice  ; 


76  STRANGE   STORIES 

and  lo !  when  his  son  arrived,  he  found  that  his  elder 
brother  had  lost  all  his  front  teeth,  these  having  been 
knocked  out,  as  he  averred,  by  a  fall  he  had  had  from 
his  horse  when  tipsy ;  and,  on  comparing  dates,  the  day 
of  that  fall  was  found  to  coincide  with  the  day  of  his 
father's  dream.  The  younger  brother  was  greatly  amazed 
at  this,  and  took  out  their  father's  letter,  which  he  gave 
to  Chia  to  read.  The  latter  changed  colour,  but  imme- 
diately asked  his  brother  what  there  was  to  be  astonished 
at  in  the  coincidence  of  a  dream.  And  just  at  that  time 
he  was  busily  engaged  in  bribing  his  superiors  to  put  him 
first  on  the  list  for  promotion,  so  that  he  soon  forgot  all 
about  the  circumstance;  while  the  younger,  observing 
what  harpies  Chia's  subordinates  were,  taking  presents 
from  one  man  and  using  their  influence  for  another,  in 
one  unbroken  stream  of  corruption,  sought  out  his  elder 
brother,  and,  with  tears  in  his  eyes,  implored  him  to  put 
some  check  upon  their  rapacity.  "  My  brother,"  replied 
Chia,  "  your  life  has  been  passed  in  an  obscure  village ; 
you  know  nothing  of  our  official  routine.  We  are  pro- 
moted or  degraded  at  the  will  of  our  superiors,  and  not 
by  the  voice  of  the  people.  He,  therefore,  who  gratifies 
his  superiors  is  marked  out  for  success;4  whereas  he 
who  consults  the  wishes  of  the  people  is  unable  to  gratify 
his  superiors  as  well."  Chia's  brother  saw  that  his  advice 
was  thrown  away;  he  accordingly  returned  home  and 
told  his  father  all  that  had  taken  place.  The  old  man 


4  Such,  indeed,  is  the  case  at  the  present  day  in  China,  and  else- 
where. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  77 

was  much  affected,  but  there  was  nothing  that  he  could  do 
in  the  matter,  so  he  devoted  himself  to  assisting  the  poor, 
and  such  acts  of  charity,  daily  praying  the  Gods  that  the 
wicked  son  alone  might  suffer  for  his  crimes,  and  not 
entail  misery  on  his  innocent  wife  and  children.  The 
next  year  it  was  reported  that  Chia  had  been  recom- 
mended for  a  post  in  the  Board  of  Civil  Office,5  and 
friends  crowded  the  father's  door,  offering  their  congratu- 
lations upon  the  happy  event.  But  the  old  man  sighed 
and  took  to  his  bed,  pretending  he  was  too  unwell  to 
receive  visitors.  Before  long  another  message  came,  in- 
forming them  that  Chia  had  fallen  in  with  bandits  while 
on  his  way  home,  and  that  he  and  all  his  retinue  had 
been  killed.  Then  his  father  arose  and  said,  "Verily  the 
Gods  are  good  unto  me,  for  they  have  visited  his  sins 
upon  himself  alone ; "  and  he  immediately  proceeded  to 
burn  incense  and  return  thanks.  Some  of  his  friends 
would  have  persuaded  him  that  the  report  was  probably 
untrue ;  but  the  old  man  had  no  doubts  as  to  its  correct- 
ness, and  made  haste  to  get  ready  his  son's  grave.  But 
Chia  was  not  yet  dead.  In  the  fatal  fourth  moon  he 
had  started  on  his  journey  and  had  fallen  in  with 
bandits,  to  whom  he  had  offered  all  his  money  and 
valuables  ;  upon  which  the  latter  cried  out,  "  We  have 
come  to  avenge  the  cruel  wrongs  of  many  hundreds  of 
victims ;  do  you  imagine  we  want  only  that  ?  "  They 
then  cut  off  his  head,  and  the  head  of  his  wicked  secre- 
tary, and  the  heads  of  several  of  his  servants  who  had 

6  See  No.  VII.,  note  I. 


7  8  STRANGE   STORIES 

been  foremost  in  carrying  out  his  shameful  orders,  and 
were  now  accompanying  him  to  the  capital.  They  then 
divided  the  booty  between  them,  and  made  off  with  all 
speed.  Chia's  soul  remained  near  his  body  for  some 
time,  until  at  length  a  high  mandarin  passing  by  asked 
who  it  was  that  was  lying  there  dead.  One  of  his 
servants  replied  that  he  had  been  a  magistrate  at  such 
and  such  a  place,  and  that  his  name  was  Pai.  "  What ! " 
said  the  mandarin,  "  the  son  of  old  Mr.  Pai  ?  It  is  hard 
that  his  father  should  live  to  see  such  sorrow  as  this. 
Put  his  head  on  again."6  Then  a  man  stepped  forward 
and  placed  Chia's  head  upon  his  shoulders  again,  when 
the  mandarin  interrupted  him,  saying,  "A  crooked- 
minded  man  should  not  have  a  straight  body:  put  his 
head  on  sideways."  By-and-by  Chia's  soul  returned  to 
its  tenement ;  and  when  his  wife  and  children  arrived  to 
take  away  the  corpse,  they  found  that  he  was  still  breath- 
ing. Carrying  him  home,  they  poured  some  nourishment 
down  his  throat,  which  he  was  able  to  swallow ;  but  there 
he  was  at  an  out-of-the-way  place,  without  the  means  of 
continuing  his  journey.  It  was  some  six  months  before 
his  father  heard  the  real  state  of  the  case,  and  then  he 
sent  off  the  second  son  to  bring  his  brother  home.  Chia 
had  indeed  come  to  life  again,  but  he  was  able  to  see 
down  his  own  back,  and  was  regarded  ever  afterwards 


6  The  great  sorrow  of  decapitation  as  opposed  to  strangulation  is 
that  the  body  will  appear  in  the  realms  below  without  a  head.  The 
family  of  any  condemned  man  who  may  have  sufficient  means 
always  bribe  the  executioner  to  sew  it  on  again. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  79 

more  as  a  monstrosity  than  as  a  man.  Subsequently  the 
nephew,  whom  old  Mr.  Pai  had  seen  sitting  in  state 
surrounded  by  officials,  actually  became  an  Imperial 
Censor,  so  that  every  detail  of  the  dream  was  thus 
strangely  realised.7 


7  This  story  is  an  admirable  expose  of  Chinese  official  corruption, 
as  rampant  at  the  present  day  as  ever  in  the  long  history  of  China. 


8o  STRANGE   STORIES 


LXXIII. 
THE   UNJUST   SENTENCE. 

MR.  CHU  was  a  native  of  Yang-ku,  and,  as  a  young 
man,  was  much  given  to  playing  tricks  and  talking  in  a 
loose  kind  of  way.  Having  lost  his  wife,  he  went  off  to 
ask  a  certain  old  woman  to  arrange  another  match  for 
him;  and  on  the  way,  he  chanced  to  fall  in  with  a 
neighbour's  wife  who  took  his  fancy  very  much.  So  he 
said  in  joke  to  the  old  woman,  "  Get  me  that  stylish- 
looking,  handsome  lady,  and  I  shall  be  quite  satisfied." 
"  I'll  see  what  I  can  do,"  replied  the  old  woman,  also 
joking,  "  if  you  will  manage  to  kill  her  present  hus- 
band ; "  upon  which  Chu  laughed  and  said  he  certainly 
would  do  so.  Now  about  a  month  afterwards,  the  said 
husband,  who  had  gone  out  to  collect  some  money  due 
to  him,  was  actually  killed  in  a  lonely  spot;  and  the 
magistrate  of  the  district  immediately  summoned  the 
neighbours  and  beadle 1  and  held  the  usual  inquest,  but 
was  unable  to  find  any  clue  to  the  murderer.  However, 
the  old  woman  told  the  story  of  her  conversation  with 
Chu,  and  suspicion  at  once  fell  upon  him.  The  con- 

1  See  No,  LXIV,  note  2. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  8 1 

stables  came  and  arrested  him ;  but  he  stoutly  denied 
the  charge ;  and  the  magistrate  now  began  to  suspect  the 
wife  of  the  murdered  man.  Accordingly,  she  was 
severely  beaten  and  tortured  in  several  ways  until  her 
strength  failed  her,  and  she  falsely  acknowledged  her 
guilt.2  Chu  was  then  examined,  and  he  said,  "This 


2  Such  has,  doubtless,  been  the  occasional  result  of  torture  in 
China ;  but  the  singular  keenness  of  the  mandarins,  as  a  body,  in 
recognising  the  innocent  and  detecting  the  guilty, — that  is,  when 
their  own  avaricious  interests  are  not  involved, — makes  this  con- 
tingency so  rare  as  to  be  almost  unknown.  A  good  instance  came 
under  my  own  notice  at  Swatow  in  1876.  For  years  a  Chinese 
servant  had  been  employed  at  the  foreign  Custom  House  to  carry  a 
certain  sum  of  money  every  week  to  the  bank,  and  at  length  his 
honesty  was  above  suspicion.  On  the  occasion  to  which  I  allude 
he  had  been  sent  as  usual  with  the  bag  of  dollars,  but  after  a  short 
absence  he  rushed  back  with  a  frightful  gash  on  his  right  arm,  evi- 
dently inflicted  by  a  heavy  chopper,  and  laying  the  bone  bare. 
The  money  was  gone.  He  said  he  had  been  invited  into  a  tea- 
house by  a  couple  of  soldiers  whom  he  could  point  out ;  that  they 
had  tried  to  wrest  the  bag  from  him,  and  that  at  length  one  of 
them  seized  a  chopper  and  inflicted  so  severe  a  wound  on  his  arm, 
that  in  his  agony  he  dropped  the  money,  and  the  soldiers  made  off 
with  it.  The  latter  were  promptly  arrested  and  confronted  with 
their  accuser ;  but,  with  almost  indecent  haste,  the  police  magistrate 

,  dismissed  the  case  against  them,  and  declared  that  he  believed  the 
man  had  made  away  with  the  money  and  inflicted  the  wound  on 
himself.  And  so  it  turned  out  to  be,  under  overwhelming  evidence. 
This  servant  of  proved  fidelity  had  given  way  to  a  rash  hope  of 
making  a  little  money  at  the  gaming-table  ;  had  hurried  into  one 

t  of  these  hells  and  lost  everything  in  three  stakes ;  had  wounded 
himself  on  the  right  arm  (he  was  a  left-handed  man),  and  had  con- 
cocted the  story  of  the  soldiers,  all  within  the  space  of  about 
twenty-five  minutes.  When  he  saw  that  he  was  detected,  he  con- 
fessed everything,  without  having  received  a  single  blow  of  the 
bamboo ;  but  up  to  the  moment  of  his  confession  the  foreign 
feeling  against  that  police-magistrate  was  undeniably  strong. 
VOL.  II.  G 


82  STRANGE   STORIES 

delicate  woman  could  not  bear  the  agony  of  your 
tures ;  what  she  has  stated  is  untrue ;  and,  even  shoi 
her  wrong  escape  the  notice  of  the  Gods,  for  her  to 
in  this  way  with  a  stain  upon  her  name  is  more  than 
can  endure.  I  will  tell  the  whole  truth.  I  killed 
husband  that  I  might  secure  the  wife  :  she  knew  nothing 
at  all  about  it."  And  when  the  magistrate  asked  for 
some  proof,  Chu  said  his  bloody  clothes  would  be 
evidence  enough;  but  when  they  sent  to  search  his 
house,  no  bloody  clothes  were  forthcoming.  He  was 
then  beaten  till  he  fainted ;  yet  when  he  came  round  he 
still  stuck  to  what  he  had  said.  "It  is  my  mother," 
cried  he,  "  who  will  not  sign  the  death-warrant  of  her 
son.  Let  me  go  myself  and  I  will  get  the  clothes."  So 
he  was  escorted  by  a  guard  to  his  home,  and  there  he 
explained  to  his  mother  that  whether  she  gave  up  or 
withheld  the  clothes,  it  was  all  the  same ;  that  in  either 
case  he  would  have  to  die,  and  it  was  better  to  die  early 
than  late.  Thereupon  his  mother  wept  bitterly,  and 
going  into  the  bedroom,  brought  out,  after  a  short  delay, 
the  required  clothes,  which  were  taken  at  once  to  the 
magistrate's.  There  was  now  no  doubt  as  to  the  truth  of 
Chu's  story;  and  as  nothing  occurred  to  change  the 
magistrate's  opinion,  Chu  was  thrown  into  prison  to 
await  the  day  for  his  execution.  Meanwhile,  as  the 
magistrate  was  one  day  inspecting  his  gaol,  suddenly  a 
man  appeared  in  the  hall,  who  glared  at  him  fiercely  and 
roared  out,  "  Dull-headed  fool !  unfit  to  be  the  guardian 
of  the  people's  interests  ! " — whereupon  the  crowd  of  ser- 
vants standing  round  rushed  forward  to  seize  him,  but  with 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  83 

one  sweep  of  his  arms  he  laid  them  all  flat  on  the  ground. 
The  magistrate  was  frightened  out  of  his  wits,  and  tried 
to  escape,  but  the  man  cried  out  to  him,  "  I  am  one  of 
Kuan  Ti's 3  lieutenants.  If  you  move  an  inch  you  are 
lost."  So  the  magistrate  stood  there,  shaking  from  head 
to  foot  with  fear,  while  his  visitor  continued,  "The 
murderer  is  Kung  Piao  :  Chu  had  nothing  to  do  with 
it." 

The  lieutenant  then  fell  down  on  the  ground,  and 
was  to  all  appearance  lifeless ;  however,  after  a  while  he 
.recovered,  his  face  having  quite  changed,  and  when  they 
asked  him  his  name,  lo  !  it  was  Kung  Piao.  Under  the 
application  of  the  bamboo  he  confessed  his  guilt. 
Always  an  unprincipled  man,  he  had  heard  that  the 
murdered  man  was  going  out  to  collect  money,  and 
thinking  he  would  be  sure  to  bring  it  back  with  him,  he 
had  killed  him,  but  had  found  nothing.  Then  when  he 
learnt  that  Chu  had  acknowledged  the  crime  as  his  own 
doing,  he  had  rejoiced  in  secret  at  such  a  stroke  of  luck. 
How  he  had  got  into  the  magistrate's  hall  he  was  quite 
unable  to  say.  The  magistrate  now  called  for  some  ex- 
planation of  Chu's  bloody  clothes,  which  Chu  himself 
was  unable  to  give ;  but  his  mother,  who  was  at  once 
sent  for,  stated  that  she  had  cut  her  own  arm  to  stain 
them,  and  when  they  examined  her  they  found  on  her 
left  arm  the  scar  of  a  recent  wound.  The  magistrate 
was  lost  in  amazement  at  all  this ;  unfortunately  for  him 


3  See  No.  I.,  note  3. 
G  2 


84  STRANGE   STORIES 

the  reversal  of  his  sentence  cost  him  his  appointment, 
and  he  died  in  poverty,  unable  to  find  his  way  home. 
As  for  Chu,  the  widow  of  the  murdered  man  married 
him4  in  the  following  year,  out  of  gratitude  for  his  noble 
behaviour. 


4  See  No.  LXVIII.,  note  i.     The  circumstances  which  led  to  this 
marriage  would  certainly  be  considered  "exceptional." 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  85 


LXXIV. 
A   RIP  VAN   WINKLE.1 

[THE  story  runs  that  a  Mr.  Chia,  after  obtaining,  with 
the  assistance  of  a  mysterious  friend,  his  master's  degree, 
became  alive  to  the  vanity  of  mere  earthly  honours,  and 
determined  to  devote  himself  to  the  practice  of  Taoism, 
in  the  hope  of  obtaining  the  elixir  of  immortality.2] 

So  early  one  morning  Chia  and  his  friend,  whose 
name  was  Lang,  stole  away  together,  without  letting 
Chia's  family  know  anything  about  it;  and  by-and-by 
they  found  themselves  among  the  hills,  in  a  vast  cave 
where  there  was  another  world  and  another  sky.  An  old 
man  was  sitting  there  in  great  state,  and  Lang  presented 
Chia  to  him  as  his  future  master.  "  Why  have  you  come 
i  so  soon  ? "  asked  the  old  man ;  to  which  Lang  replied, 
"  My  friend's  determination  is  firmly  fixed :  I  pray  you 
receive  him  amongst  you."  "  Since  you  have  come," 
said  the  old  man,  turning  to  Chia,  "  you  must  begin  by 


1  This  being  a  long  and  tedious  story,  I  have  given  only  such 
part  of  it  as  is  remarkable  for  its  similarity  to  Washington  Irving's 
famous  narrative. 

"  See  No.  IV.,  note  I. 


86  STRANGE   STORIES 

putting  away  from  you  your  earthly  body."  Chia  mi 
mured  his  assent,  and  was  then  escorted  by  Lang  to 
sleeping-chamber  where  he  was  provided  with  foe 
after  which  Lang  went  away.  The  room  was  beautifully 
clean : 3  the  doors  had  no  panels  and  the  windows  no 
lattices;  and  all  the  furniture  was  one  table  and  one 
couch.  Chia  took  off  his  shoes  and  lay  down,  with  the 
moon  shining  brightly  into  the  room;  and  beginning 
soon  to  feel  hungry,  he  tried  one  of  the  cakes  on  the 
table,  which  he  found  sweet  and  very  satisfying.  He 
thought  Lang  would  be  sure  to  come  back,  but  there  he 
remained  hour  after  hour  by  himself,  never  hearing  a 
sound.  He  noticed,  however,  that  the  room  was  fragrant 
with  a  delicious  perfume ;  his  viscera  seemed  to  be  re- 
moved from  his  body,  by  which  his  intellectual  faculties 
were  much  increased ;  and  every  one  of  his  veins  and 
arteries  could  be  easily  counted.  Then  suddenly  he 
heard  a  sound  like  that  of  a  cat  scratching  itself;  and, 
looking  out  of  the  window,  he  beheld  a  tiger  sitting  under 
the  verandah.  He  was  horribly  frightened  for  the 
moment,  but  immediately  recalling  the  admonition  of 
the  old  man,  he  collected  himself  and  sat  quietly  down 
again.  The  tiger  seemed  to  know  that  there  was  a  man 
inside,  for  it  entered  the  room  directly  afterwards,  and 
walking  straight  up  to  the  couch  sniffed  at  Chia's  feet. 
Whereupon  there  was  a  noise  outside,  as  if  a  fowl  were 
having  its  legs  tied,  and  the  tiger  ran  away.  Shortly 


3  Borrowed  from  Buddhism. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  87 

afterwards  a  beautiful  young  girl  came  in,  suffusing  an 
exquisite  fragrance  around  ;  and  going  up  to  the  couch 
where  Chia  was,  she  bent  over  him  and  whispered, 
"Here  I  am."  Her  breath  was  like  the  sweet  odour  of 
perfumes;  but  as  Chia  did  not  move,  she  whispered 
again,  "Are  you  sleeping?"  The  voice  sounded  to 
Chia  remarkably  like  that  of  his  wife ;  however,  he  re- 
flected that  these  were  all  probably  nothing  more  than 
tests  of  his  determination,  so  he  closed  his  eyes  firmly 
for  a  while.  But  by-and-by  the  young  lady  called  him 
by  his  pet  name,  and  then  he  opened  his  eyes  wide  to 
discover  that  she  was  no  other  than  his  own  wife.  On 
asking  her  how  she  had  come  there,  she  replied  that  Mr. 
Lang  was  afraid  her  husband  would  be  lonely,  and  had 
sent  an  old  woman  to  guide  her  to  him.  Just  then  they 
heard  the  old  man  outside  in  a  towering  rage,  and 
Chia's  wife,  not  knowing  where  to  conceal  herself, 
jumped  over  a  low  wall  near  by  and  disappeared.  In 
came  the  old  man,  and  gave  Lang  a  severe  beating 
before  Chia's  face,  bidding  him  at  once  to  get  rid  of  his 
visitor ;  so  Lang  led  Chia  away  over  the  low  wall,  saying, 
"  I  knew  how  anxious  you  were  to  consummate  your 
immortality,  and  accordingly  I  tried  to  hurry  things  on 
a  bit;  but  now  I  see  that  your  time  has  not  yet  come : 
hence  this  beating  I  have  had.  Good-by  :  we  shall  meet 
again  some  day."  He  then  shewed  Chia  the  way  to  his 
home,  and  waving  his  hand  bade  him  farewell.  Chia 
looked  down — for  he  was  in  the  moon — and  beheld  the 
old  familiar  village  •  and  recollecting  that  his  wife  was 
not  a  good  walker  and  would  not  have  got  very  far, 


88  STRANGE   STORIES 

hurried  on  to  overtake  her.  Before  long  he  was  at  his 
own  door,  but  he  noticed  that  the  place  was  all  tumble- 
down and  in  ruins,  and  not  as  it  was  when  he  went  away. 
As  for  the  people  he  saw,  old  and  young  alike,  he  did 
not  recognise  one  of  them ;  and  recollecting  the  story  of 
how  Liu  and  Yuan  came  back  from  heaven,4  he  was 
afraid  to  go  in  at  the  door.  So  he  sat  down  and  rested 
outside ;  and  after  a  while  an  old  man  leaning  on  a  staff 
came  out,  whereupon  Chia  asked  him  which  was  the 
house  of  Mr.  Chia.  "  This  is  it,"  replied  the  old  man ; 
"  you  probably  wish  to  hear  the  extraordinary  story  con- 
nected with  the  family  ?  I  know  all  about  it.  They  say 
that  Mr.  Chia  ran  away  just  after  he  had  taken  his 
master's  degree,  when  his  son  was  only  seven  or  eight 
years  old ;  and  that  about  seven  years  afterwards  the 
child's  mother  went  into  a  deep  sleep  from  which  she 
did  not  awake.  As  long  as  her  son  was  alive  he  changed 
his  mother's  clothes  for  her  according  to  the  seasons,  but 
when  he  died,  her  grandsons  fell  into  poverty,  and  had 
nothing  but  an  old  shanty  to  put  the  sleeping  lady  into. 
Last  month  she  awaked,  having  been  asleep  for  over  a 
hundred  years.  People  from  far  and  near  have  been 
coming  in  great  numbers  to  hear  the  strange  story ;  of 


4  Alluding  to  a  similar  story,  related  in  the  Record  of  the 
Immortals,  of  how  these  two  friends  lost  their  way  while  gather- 
ing simples  on  the  hills,  and  were  met  and  entertained  by  two 
lovely  young  damsels  for  the  space  of  half-a-year.  When,  however, 
they  subsequently  returned  home,  they  found  that  ten  generations' 
had  passed  away. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  89 

late,  however,  there  have  been  rather  fewer."  Chia  was 
amazed  when  he  heard  all  this,  and,  turning  to  the  old 
man,  said,  "  I  am  Chia  Feng-chih."  This  astonished  the 
old  man  very  much,  and  off  he  went  to  make  the  an- 
nouncement to  Chia's  family.  The  eldest  grandson  was 
dead ;  and  the  second,  a  man  of  about  fifty,  refused  to 
believe  that  such  a  young-looking  man  was  really  his 
grandfather ;  but  in  a  few  moments  out  came  Chia's 
wife,  and  she  recognised  her  husband  at  once.  They 
then  fell  upon  each  other's  necks  and  mingled  their  tears 
together. 

[After  which  the  story  is  drawn  out  to  a  considerable 
length,  but  is  quite  devoid  of  interest.]5 


5  Besides  the  above,  there  is  the  story  of  a  man  named  Wang, 
i  who,  wandering  one  day  in  the  mountains,  came  upon  some  old 
men  playing  a  game  of  tvei-ch'i  (see  Appendix}  ;  and  after  watching 
them  for  some  time,  he  found  that  the  handle  of  an  axe  he  had 
with  him  had  mouldered  away  into  dust.  Seven  generations  of 
men  had  passed  away  in  the  interval.  Also,  a  similar  legend  of  a 
horseman,  who,  when  riding  over  the  hills,  saw  several  old  men 
playing  a  game  with  rushes,  and  tied  his  horse  to  a  tree  while  he 
himself  approached  to  observe  them.  A  few  minutes  afterwards  he 
turned  to  depart,  but  found  only  the  skeleton  of  his  horse  and  the 
rotten  remnants  of  the  saddle  and  bridle.  He  then  sought  his 
home,  but  that  was  gone  too  ;  and  so  he  laid  himself  down  upon 
the  ground  and  died  of  a  broken  heart. 


9o 


STRANGE    STORIES 


LXXV. 
THE  THREE  STATES  OF  EXISTENCE. 

A  CERTAIN  man  of  the  province  of  Hunan  could 
recall  what  had  happened  to  him  in  three  previous  lives. 
In  the  first,  he  was  a  magistrate ;  and,  on  one  occasion, 
when  he  had  been  nominated  Assistant-Examiner,1  a 
candidate,  named  Hsing,  was  unsuccessful.  Hsing  went 
home  dreadfully  mortified,  and  soon  after  died;  but  his 
spirit  appeared  before  the  King  of  Purgatory,  and  read 
aloud  the  rejected  essay,  whereupon  thousands  of  other 
shades,  all  of  whom  had  suffered  in  a  similar  way, 
thronged  around,  and  unanimously  elected  Hsing  as 
their  chief.  The  Examiner  was  immediately  summoned 
to  take  his  trial,  and  when  he  arrived  the  King  asked 
him,  saying,  "  As  you  are  appointed  to  examine  the 
various  essays,  how  is  it  that  you  throw  out  the  able 
and  admit  the  worthless?"  "Sire,"  replied  he,  "the 
ultimate  decision  rests  with  the  Grand  Examiner ;  I 
only  pass  them  on  to  him."  The  King  then  issued  a 
warrant  for  the  apprehension  of  the  Grand  Examiner, 


1  See  Appendix  A. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  9 1 

and,  as  soon  as  he  appeared,  he  was  told  what  had 
just  now  been  said  against  him ;  to  which  he  answered, 
"I  am  only  able  to  make  a  general  estimate  of  the 
merits  of  the  candidates.  Valuable  essays  may  be  kept 
back  from  me  by  my  Associate-Examiners,  in  which  case 
I  am  powerless."2  But  the  King  cried  out,  "  It's  all  very 
well  for  you  two  thus  to  throw  the  blame  on  each  other ; 
you  are  both  guilty,  and  both  of  you  must  be  bambooed 
according  to  law."  This  sentence  was  about  to  be 
carried  into  effect,  when  Hsing,  who  was  not  at  all 
satisfied  with  its  lack  of  severity,  set  up  such  a  fearful 
screeching  and  howling,  in  which  he  was  well  supported 
by  all  the  other  hundreds  and  thousands  of  shades,  that 
the  King  stopped  short,  and  inquired  what  was  the 


2  If  there  is  one  institution  in  the  Chinese  empire  which  is 
jealously  guarded  and  honestly  administered,  it  is  the  great  system 
of  competitive  examinations  which  has  obtained  in  China  now  for 
many  centuries.  And  yet  frauds  do  take  place,  in  spite  of  the 
exceptionally  heavy  penalties  incurred  upon  detection.  Friends  are 
occasionally  smuggled  through  by  the  aid  of  marked  essays ;  and 
dishonest  candidates  avail  themselves  of  "sleeve  editions,"  as  they 
are  called,  of  the  books  in  which  they  are  to  be  examined.  On  the 
whole,  the  result  is  a  successful  one.  As  a  rule  the  best  candidates 
pull  through  ;  while,  in  exceptional  cases,  unquestionably  good  men 
are  rejected.  Of  the  latter  class,  the  author  of  this  work  is  a 
most  striking  instance.  Excelling  in  literary  attainments  of  the 
highest  order,  he  failed"  more  than  once  to  obtain  his  master's 
degree,  and  finally  threw  up  in  disgust.  Thenceforward  he  became 
the  enemy  of  the  mandarinate ;  and  how  he  has  lashed  the  cor- 
ruption of  his  age  may  be  read  in  such  stories  as  The  Wolf 
Dream±  and  many  others,  while  the  policy  that  he  himself  would 
have  adopted,  had  he  been  fortunate  enough  to  succeed,  must 
remain  for  ever  a  matter  of  doubt  and  speculation. 


92  STRANGE   STORIES 

matter.  Thereupon  Hsing  informed  His  Majesty  tl 
the  sentence  was  too  light,  and  that  the  Examine 
should  both  have  their  eyes  gouged  out,  so  as  not 
be  able  to  read  essays  any  more.  The  King  would 
not  consent  to  this,  explaining  to  the  noisy  rabble 
that  the  Examiners  did  not  purposely  reject  good 
essays,  but  only  because  they  themselves  were  naturally 
wanting  in  capacity.  The  shades  then  begged  that,  at 
any  rate,  their  hearts  might  be  cut  out,  and  to  this 
the  King  was  obliged  to  yield ;  so  the  Examiners  were 
seized  by  the  attendants,  their  garments  stripped  off, 
and  their  bodies  ripped  open  with  sharp  knives.  The 
blood  poured  out  on  the  ground,  and  the  victims 
screamed  with  pain;  at  which  all  the  shades  rejoiced 
exceedingly,  and  said,  "  Here  we  have  been  pent  up, 
with  no  one  to  redress  our  wrongs  ;  but  now  Mr.  Hsing 
has  come,  our  injuries  are  washed  away."  They  then 
dispersed  with  great  noise  and  hubbub.  As  for  our 
Associate-Examiner,  after  his  heart  had  been  cut  out,  he 
came  to  life  again  as  the  son  of  a  poor  man  in  Shensi; 
and  when  he  was  twenty  years  old  he  fell  into  the  hands 
of  the  rebels,  who  were  at  that  time  giving  great  trouble  to 
the  country.  By-and-by,  a  certain  official  was  sent  at  the 
head  of  some  soldiers  to  put  down  the  insurrection,  and 
he  succeeded  in  capturing  a  large  number  of  the  rebels, 
among  whom  was  our  hero.  The  latter  reflected  that  he 
himself  was  no  rebel,  and  he  was  hoping  that  he  would 
be  able  to  obtain  his  release  in  consequence,  when  he 
noticed  that  the  officer  in  charge  was  also  a  man  of  his 
own  age,  and,  on  looking  more  closely,  he  saw  that  it 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  93 

was  his  old  enemy,  Hsing.  "Alas!"  cried  he,  "such 
is  destiny;"  and  so  indeed  it  turned  out,  for  all  the 
other  prisoners  were  forthwith  released,  and  he  alone 
was  beheaded.  Once  more  his  spirit  stood  before  the 
King  of  Purgatory,  this  time  with  an  accusation  against 
Hsing.  The  King,  however,  would  not  summon  Hsing 
at  once,  but  said  he  should  be  allowed  to  complete  his 
term  of  official  life  on  earth ;  and  it  was  not  till  thirty 
years  afterwards  that  Hsing  appeared  to  answer  to  the 
charge.  Then,  because  he  had  made  light  of  the  lives 

;  of  his  people,  he  was  condemned  to  be  born  again  as  a 
brute-beast;  and  our  hero,  too,  inasmuch  as  he  had 
been  known  to  beat  his  father  and  mother,  was  sen- 
tenced to  a  similar  fate.  The  latter,  fearing  the  future 
vengeance  of  Hsing,  persuaded  the  King  to  give  him 
the  advantage  of  size ;  and,  accordingly,  orders  were 
issued  that  he  was  to  be  born  again  as  a  big,  and 
Hsing  as  a  little,  dog.  The  big  dog  came  to  life  in  a 
shop  in  Shun-t'ien  Fu,  and  was  one  day  lying  down  in 
the  street,  when  a  trader  from  the  south  arrived, 
bringing  with  him  a  little  golden-haired  dog,  about  the 

1  size  of  a  wild  cat,  which,  lo  and  behold  !  turned  out  to 
be  Hsing.  The  other,  thinking  Hsing's  size  would 
render  him  an  easy  prey,  seized  him  at  once ;  but  the 

,  little  one  caught  him  from  underneath  by  the  throat, 
and  hung  there  firmly,  like  a  bell.  The  big  dog  tried 
hard  to  shake  him  off,  and  the  people  of  the  shop  did 
their  best  to  separate  them,  but  all  was  of  no  avail,  and 
in  a  few  moments  both  dogs  were  dead.  Upon  their 
spirits  presenting  themselves,  as  usual,  before  the  King, 


94  STRANGE   STORIES 

each  with  its  grievance  against  the  other,  the  King  crit 
out,  "  When  will  ye  have  done  with  your  wrongs  ai 
your  animosities  ?  I  will  now  settle  the  matter  final 
for  you;"  and  immediately  commanded  that  Hsir 
should  become  the  other's  son-in-law  in  the  next  worlc 
The  latter  was  then  born  at  Ch'ing-yiin,  and  when 
was  twenty-eight  years  of  age  took  his  master's  degn 
He  had  one  daughter,  a  very  pretty  girl,  whom  many  of 
his  wealthy  neighbours  would  have  been  glad  to  get  for 
their  sons;  but  he  would  not  accept  any  of  their 
offers.  On  one  occasion,  he  happened  to  pass  through 
the  prefectural  city  just  as  the  examination  for  bachelor's 
degree  was  over  ;  and  the  candidate  who  had  come  out 
at  the  top  of  the  list,  though  named  Li,  was  no  other 
than  Mr.  Hsing.  So  he  led  this  man  away,  and  took 
him  to  an  inn,  where  he  treated  him  with  the  utmost 
cordiality,  finally  arranging  that,  as  Mr.  Li  was  still 
unmarried,  he  should  marry  his  pretty  daughter.  Every- 
one, of  course,  thought  that  this  was  done  in  admiration 
of  Li's  talents,  ignorant  that  destiny  had  already  decreed 
the  union  of  the  young  couple.  No  sooner  were  they 
married  than  Li,  proud  of  his  own  literary  achievements, 
began  to  slight  his  father-in-law,  and  often  passed  many 
months  without  going  near  him;  all  of  which  the 
father-in-law  bore  very  patiently,  and  when,  at  length, 
Li  had  repeatedly  failed  to  get  on  any  farther  in  his 
career,  he  even  went  so  far  as  to  set  to  work,  by  all 
manner  of  means,  to  secure  his  success ;  after  which  they 
lived  happily  together  as  father  and  son. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  95 


LXXVL 

IN   THE   INFERNAL   REGIONS. 

Hsi  FANG-P'ING  was  a  native  of  Tung-an.  His 
'father's  name  was  Hsi-Lien — a  hasty-tempered  man, 
who  had  quarrelled  with  a  neighbour  named  Yang. 
By-and-by  Yang  died :  and  some  years  afterwards  when 
Lien  was  on  his  death-bed,  he  cried  out  that  Yang 
was  bribing  the  devils  in  hell  to  torture  him.  His 
body  then  swelled  up  and  turned  red,  and  in  a  few  mo- 
ments he  had  breathed  his  last.  His  son  wept  bitterly, 
ind  refused  all  food,  saying,  "Alas!  my  poor  father  is 
now  being  maltreated  by  cruel  devils ;  I  must  go  down 
and  help  to  redress  his  wrongs."  Thereupon  he  ceased 
speaking,  and  sat  for  a  long  time  like  one  dazed,  his 
soul  having  already  quitted  its  tenement  of  clay.  To 
nimself  he  appeared  to  be  outside  the  house,  not 
knowing  in  what  direction  to  go,  so  he  inquired  from 
one  of  the  passers-by  which  was  the  way  to  the  district 
nty.1  Before  long  he  found  himself  there,  and,  direct- 


1  The  Infernal  Regions  are  supposed  to  be  pretty  much  a  counter- 
)art  of  the  world  above,  excepting  in  the  matter  of  light. 


96  STRANGE   STORIES 

ing  his  steps  towards  the  prison,  found  his  father  lying 
outside2  in  a  very  shocking  state.  When  the  latter 
beheld  his  son,  he  burst  into  tears,  and  declared  that 
the  gaolers  had  been  bribed  to  beat  him,  which  they 
did  both  day  and  night,  until  they  had  reduced  him  to 
his  present  sorry  plight.  Then  Fang-p'ing  turned  round 
in  a  great  rage,  and  began  to  curse  the  gaolers.  "  Out 
upon  you  ! "  cried  he  ;  "  if  my  father  is  guilty  he  should 
be  punished  according  to  law,  and  not  at  the  will  of  a 
set  of  scoundrels  like  you."  Thereupon  he  hurried 
away,  and  prepared  a  petition,  which  he  took  with  him 
to  present  at  the  morning  session  of  the  City  God ;  but 
his  enemy,  Yang,  had  meanwhile  set  to  work,  and 
bribed  so  effectually,  that  the  City  God  dismissed  his 
petition  for  want  of  corroborative  evidence.3  Fang-p'ing 
was  furious,  but  could  do  nothing;  so  he  started  at 
once  for  the  prefectural  city,  where  he  managed  to  get 
his  plaint  received,  though  it  was  nearly  a  month  before 
it  came  on  for  hearing,  and  then  all  he  got  was  a 
reference  back  to  the  district  city,  where  he  was  severely 
tortured,  and  escorted  back  to  the  door  of  his  own 
home,  for  fear  he  should  give  further  trouble.  How- 


2  The  visitor  to  Canton  cannot  fail  to  observe  batches  of  prisoners 
with  chains  on  them  sitting  in  the  street  outside  the  prisons,  many 
of  them  engaged  in  plying  their  particular  trades. 

3  The  judge  in  a  Chinese  court  is  necessarily  very  much  dependent 
on  his  secretaries ;  and,  except  in  special  cases,  he  takes  his  cue 
almost  entirely  from  them.     They  take  theirs  from  whichever  party 
to  the  case  knows  best  how  to  "cross  the  palm." 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  97 

ever,  he  did  not  go  in,  but  stole  away  and  proceeded 
to  lay  his  complaint  before  one  of  the  ten  Judges  of 
Purgatory;  whereupon  the  two  mandarins  who  had 
previously  ill-used  him,  came  forward  and  secretly  offered 
him  a  thousand  ounces  of  silver  if  he  would  withdraw 
the  charge.  This  he  positively  refused  to  do  ;  and  some 
days  subsequently  the  landlord  of  the  inn,  where  he  was 
staying,  told  him  he  had  been  a  fool  for  his  pains,  and 
that  he  would  now  get  neither  money  nor  justice,  the 
Judge  himself  having  already  been  tampered  with. 
Fang-p'ing  thought  this  was  mere  gossip,  and  would 
not  believe  it ;  but,  when  his  case  was  called,  the  Judge 
utterly  refused  to  hear  the  charge,  and  ordered  him 
twenty  blows  with  the  bamboo,  which  were  administered 
in  spite  of  all  his  protestations.  He  then  cried  out, 
"  Ah  !  it's  all  because  I  have  no  money  to  give  you ; " 
which  so  incensed  the  Judge,  that  he  told  the  lictors  to 
throw  Fang-p'ing  on  the  fire-bed.  This  was  a  great 
iron  couch,  with  a  roaring  fire  underneath,  which  made 
it  red-hot;  and  upon  that  the  devils  cast  Fang-p'ing, 
having  first  stripped  off  his  clothes,  pressing  him  down 
on  it,  until  the  fire  ate  into  his  very  bones,  though  in 
spite  of  that  he  could  not  die.  After  a  while  the  devils 
said  he  had  had  enough,  and  made  him  get  off  the  iron 
bed,  and  put  his  clothes  on  again.  He  was  just  able 
to  walk,  and  when  he  went  back  into  court,  the  Judge 
asked  him  if  he  wanted  to  make  any  further  complaints. 
"Alas!"  cried  he,  "my  wrongs  are  still  unredressed, 
and  I  should  only  be  lying  were  I  to  say  I  would 
complain  no  more."  The  Judge  then  inquired  what  he 

VOL.    II.  H 


98  STRANGE   STORIES 

had  to  complain  of;  to  which  Fang-p'ing  replied  that 
was  of  the  injustice  of  his  recent  punishment, 
enraged  the  Judge  so  much  that  he  ordered  his  att 
dants  to  saw  Fang-p'ing  in  two.     He  was  then  led  a 
by  devils,  to  a  place  where  he  was  thrust  in  between 
couple  of  wooden  boards,  the  ground  on  all  sides  being 
wet  and  sticky  with  blood.      Just  at  that  moment  he  j 
was  summoned  to  return  before  the  Judge,  who  asked 
him  if  he  was  still   of  the  same  mind;   and,  on  his 
replying  in   the  affirmative,  he  was  taken  back  again,  ; 
and  bound  between  the  two  boards.     The  saw  was  then  ! 
applied,  and  as  it  went  through  his  brain  he  experienced  ; 
the  most  cruel  agonies,  which,  however,  he  managed  to 
endure   without   uttering   a   cry.      "  He's  a  tough  cus-  j 
tomer,"   said   one   of   the   devils,  as  the  saw  made  its  i 
way  gradually  through  his  chest ;   to   which   the   other 
replied,  "Truly,   this  is  filial  piety;    and,    as  the   poor 
fellow  has  done  nothing,  let  us  turn  the  saw  a  little  out 
of  the  direct  line,  so   as  to  avoid  injuring   his  heart."  i 
Fang-p'ing  then  felt  the  saw  make  a  curve  inside  him, { 
which  caused  him  even  more  pain  than  before ;  and,  in  | 
a  few  moments,  he  was  cut  through  right  down  to  the 
ground,  and  the  two  halves  of  his  body  fell  apart,  along  | 
with  the  boards  to  which  they  were  tied,  one  on  either  j 
side.      The   devils   went  back  to  report  progress,  and! 
were   then   ordered  to   join  Fang-p'ing  together  again, , 
and  bring  him  in.     This  they  accordingly  did, — the  cut  I 
all  down  Fang-p 'ing's  body  hurting  him  dreadfully,  and: 
feeling  as  if  it  would   re-open  every  minute.      But,  as 
Fang-p'ing  was  unable  to  walk,  one  of  the  devils  took! 


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99 


out  a  cord  and  tied  it  round  his  waist,  as  a  reward,  he 
said,  for  his  filial  piety.  The  pain  immediately  ceased, 
and  Fang-p'ing  appeared  once  more  before  the  Judge, 
this  time  promising  that  he  would  make  no  more  com- 
plaints. The  Judge  now  gave  orders  that  he  should  be 
sent  up  to  earth,  and  the  devils,  escorting  him  out  of 
the  north  gate  of  the  city,  shewed  him  his  way  home, 
and  went  away.  Fang-p'ing  now  saw  that  there  was 
even  less  chance  of  securing  justice  in  the  Infernal 
Regions  than  upon  the  earth  above;  and,  having  no 
means  of  getting  at  the  Great  King  to  plead  his  case, 
he  bethought  himself  of  a  certain  upright  and  benevo- 
lent God,  called  Erh  Lang,  who  was  a  relative  of  the 
Great  King's,  and  him  he  determined  to  seek.  So  he 
turned  about  and  took  his  way  southwards,  but  was 
immediately  seized  by  some  devils,  sent  out  by  the 
Judge  to  watch  that  he  really  went  back  to  his  home. 
These  devils  hurried  him  again  into  the  Judge's  pre- 
sence, where  he  was  received,  contrary  to  his  expecta- 
tion, with  great  affability;  the  Judge  himself  praising 
his  filial  piety,  but  declaring  that  he  need  trouble  no 
further  in  the  matter,  as  his  father  had  already  been 
born  again  in  a  wealthy  and  illustrious  family.  "  And 
upon  you,"  added  the  Judge,  "  I  now  bestow  a  present 
of  one  thousand  ounces  of  silver  to  take  home  with  you, 
as  well  as  the  old  age  of  a  centenarian,  with  which  I 
hope  you  will  be  satisfied."  He  then  shewed  Fang-p'ing 
the  stamped  record  of  this,  and  sent  him  away  in  charge 
of  the  devils.  The  latter  now  began  to  abuse  him  for 
giving  them  so  much  trouble,  but  Fang-p'ing  turned 
H  2 


100  STRANGE   STORIES 

sharply  upon  them,  and  threatened  to  take  them  back 
before  the  Judge.     They  were  then  silent,  and  marched 
along  for  about  half-a-day,  until  at  length  they  reached  a 
village,  where  the  devils  invited  Fang-p'ing  into  a  house,  j 
the  door  of  which  was  standing  half-open.     Fang-p'ing  ' 
was  just  going  in,  when  suddenly  the  devils  gave  him  a 
shove  from  behind,  and     ....     there  he  was,  born 
again  on  earth  as  a  little  girl.     For  three  days  he  pined 
and  cried,  without  taking  any  food,  and  then  he  died. 
But  his  spirit  did  not  forget  Erh  Lang,  and  set  out  at  \ 
once  in  search  of  that  God.     He  had  not  gone  far  when  ; 
he  fell  in  with  the  retinue  of   some    high    personage,  j 
and  one  of  the  attendants  seized  him  for  getting  in  the  i 
way,  and  hurried  him  before  his  master.     He  was  taken  j 
to  a   chariot,   where  he  saw  a   handsome  young  man, 
sitting  in  great  state ;  and  thinking  that  now   was   his  i 
chance,  he  told  the  young  man,  who  he  imagined  to  be  j 
a  high  mandarin,  all  his    sad  story  from  beginning  to 
end.     His  bonds  were  then  loosed,  and  he  went  along 
with  the  young  man  until  they  reached  a  place  where 
several  officials  came  out  to  receive  them  ;  and  to  one 
of  these  he  confided  Fang-p'ing,  who  now  learnt  that 
the  young  man  was   no  other   than   God   himself,  the 
officials  being  the  nine  princes  of  heaven,  and  the  one 
to  whose  care  he  was  entrusted  no  other  than  Erh  Lang.  1 
This  last  was  very  tall,  and  had  a  long  white  beard,  not 
at  all  like  the  popular  representation  of  a  God ;  and  • 
when  the  other  princes  had  gone,  he  took  Fang-p'ing  i 
into  a  court-room,  where  he  saw  his  father  and  their  old  j 
enemy,  Yang,  besides  all  the  lictors  and  others  who  had  | 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  IOI 

been  mixed  up  in  the  case.  By-and-by,  some  criminals 
were  brought  in  in  cages,  and  these  turned  out  to  be 
the  Judge,  Prefect,  and  Magistrate.  The  trial  was  then 
commenced,  the  three  wicked  officers  trembling  and 
shaking  in  their  shoes;  and  when  he  had  heard  the 
evidence,  Erh  Lang  proceeded  to  pass  sentence  upon 
the  prisoners,  each  of  whom  he  sentenced,  after  en- 
larging upon  the  enormity  of  their  several  crimes,  to 
be  roasted,  boiled,  and  otherwise  put  to  most  excru- 
ciating tortures.  As  for  Fang-p'ing,  he  accorded  him 
three  extra  decades  of  life,  as  a  reward  for  his  filial 
piety,  and  a  copy  of  the  sentence  was  put  in  his  pocket. 
Father  and  son  journeyed  along  together,  and  at  length 
reached  their  home ;  that  is  to  say,  Fang-p'ing  was  the 
first  to  recover  consciousness,  and  then  bade  the  ser- 
vants open  his  father's  coffin,  which  they  immediately 
did,  and  the  old  man  at  once  came  back  to  life.  But 
when  Fang-p'ing  looked  for  his  copy  of  the  sentence, 
lo !  it  had  disappeared.  As  for  the  Yang  family, 
poverty  soon  overtook  them,  and  all  their  lands  passed 
into  Fang-p'ing's  hands;  for  as  sure  as  any  one  else 
bought  them,  they  became  sterile  forthwith,  and  would 
produce  nothing;  but  Fang-p'ing  and  his  father  lived 
on  happily,  both  reaching  the  age  of  ninety  and  odd 
years.4 


4  The  whole  story  is  of  course  simply  a  satire  upon  the  venality 
and  injustice  of  the  ruling  classes  in  China. 


102  STRANGE  STORIES 


LXXVII. 
SINGULAR  CASE  OF  OPHTHALMIA. 

A  MR.  Ku,  of  Chiang-nan,  was  stopping  in  an  inn 
at  Chi-hsia,  when  he  was  attacked  by  a  very  severe 
inflammation  of  the  ejes.  Day  and  night  he  lay  on  his 
bed  groaning,  no  medicines  being  of  any  avail;  and 
when  he  did  get  a  little  better,  his  recovery  was  accom- 
panied by  a  singular  phenomenon.  Every  time  he 
closed  his  eyes,  he  beheld  in  front  of  him  a  number  of 
large  buildings,  with  all  their  doors  wide  open,  and 
people  passing  and  repassing  in  the  background,  none 
of  whom  he  recognised  by  sight.  One  day  he  had  just 
sat  down  to  have  a  good  look,  when,  all  of  a  sudden,  he 
felt  himself  passing  through  the  open  doors.  He  went 
on  through  three  court-yards  without  meeting  any  one  ; 
but,  on  looking  into  some  rooms  on  either  side,  he  saw 
a  great  number  of  young  girls  sitting,  lying,  and  kneel- 
ing about  on  a  red  carpet,  which  was  spread  on  the 
ground.  Just  then  a  man  came  out  from  behind  the 
building,  and,  seeing  Ku,  said  to  him,  "Ah,  the  Prince 
said  there  was  a  stranger  at  the  door;  I  suppose  you 
are  the  person  he  meant."  He  then  asked  Ku  to  walk 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  103 

in,  which  the  latter  was  at  first  unwilling  to  do ;  how- 
ever, he  yielded  to  the  man's  instances,  and  accom- 
panied him  in,  asking  whose  palace  it  was.  His 
guide  told  him  it  belonged  to  the  son  of  the  Ninth 
Prince,  and  that  he  had  arrived  at  the  nick  of  time, 
for  a  number  of  friends  and  relatives  had  chosen  this 
very  day  to  come  and  congratulate  the  young  gentleman 
on  his  recent  recovery  from  a  severe  illness.  Meanwhile 
another  person  had  come  out  to  hurry  them  on,  and  they 
soon  reached  a  spot  where  there  was  a  pavilion  facing 
the  north,  with  an  ornamental  terrace  and  red  balus- 
trades, supported  by  nine  pillars.  Ascending  the 
steps,  they  found  the  place  full  of  visitors,  and  then 
espied  a  young  man  seated  with  his  face  to  the  north,1 
whom  they  at  once  knew  to  be  the  Prince's  son,  and 
thereupon  they  prostrated  themselves  before  him,  the 
whole  company  rising  as  they  did  so.  The  young 
Prince  made  Ku  sit  down  to  the  east  of  him,  and 
caused  wine  to  be  served;  after  which  some  singing- 
girls  came  in  and  performed  the  Hua-feng-chu.2  They 
had  got  to  about  the  third  scene,  when,  all  of  a  sudden, 
Ku  heard  the  landlord  of  the  inn  and  his  servant 
shouting  out  to  him  that  dinner  was  ready,  and  was 


1  In  Book  V.  of  Mencius'  works  we  read  that  Shun,  the  perfect 
man,  stood  with  his  face  to  the  south,  while  the  Emperor  Yao  (see 
No.  VIII.,  note  3)  and  his  nobles  faced  the  north.     This  arrange- 
ment is  said  to  have  been  adopted  in  deference  to  Shun's  virtue ; 
for  in  modern  times  the  Emperor  always  sits  facing  the  south. 

2  Name  of  a  celebrated  play. 


104  STRANGE   STORIES 

dreadfully  afraid  that  the  young  Prince,  too,  had  heard. 
No  one,  however,  seemed  to  have  noticed  anything, 
so  Ku  begged  to  be  excused  a  moment,  as  he  wished  to 
change  his  clothes,  and  immediately  ran  out.  He  then 
looked  up,  and  saw  the  sun  low  in  the  west,  and  his 
servant  standing  by  his  bedside,  whereupon  he  knew 
that  he  had  never  left  the  inn.  He  was  much  cha- 
grined at  this,  and  wished  to  go  back  as  fast  as  he 
could;  he,  therefore,  dismissed  his  servant,  and  on 
shutting  his  eyes  once  more,  he  found  everything  just 
as  he  had  left  it,  except  that  where,  on  the  first 
occasion,  he  had  observed  the  young  girls,  there  were 
none  now  to  be  seen,  but  only  some  dishevelled  hump- 
backed creatures,  who  cried  out  at  him,  and  asked  him 
what  he  meant  by  spying  about  there.  Ku  didn't  dare 
reply,  but  hurried  past  them  as  quickly  as  he  could, 
and  on  to  the  pavilion  of  the  young  Prince.  There  he 
found  him  still  sitting,  but  with  a  black  beard  over  a 
foot  in  length;  and  the  Prince  was  anxious  to  know 
where  he  had  been,  saying  that  seven  scenes  of  the 
play  were  already  over.  He  then  seized  a  big  goblet 
of  wine,  and  made  Ku  drink  it  as  a  penalty,  by  which 
time  the  play  was  finished,  and  the  list  was  handed  up 
for  a  further  selection,  The  "  Marriage  of  P'eng  Tsu  " 
was  selected,  and  then  the  singing-girls  began  to  hand 
round  the  wine  in  cocoa-nuts  big  enough  to  hold  about 
five  quarts,  which  Ku  declined,  on  the  ground  that  he 
was  suffering  from  weak  eyes,  and  was  consequently 
afraid  to  drink  too  much.  "  If  your  eyes  are  bad," 
cried  the  young  Prince,  "  the  Court  physician  is  at  hand, 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  105 

and  can  attend  to  you."  Thereupon,  one  of  the  guests 
sitting  to  the  east  came  forward,  and  opening  Ku's 
eyes  with  his  fingers,  touched  them  with  some  white 
ointment,  which  he  applied  from  the  end  of  a  jade 
pin.  He  then  bade  Ku  close  his  eyes,  and  take  a 
short  nap  ;  so  the  Prince  had  him  conducted  into  a 
sleeping-room,  where  he  found  the  bed  so  soft,  and 
surrounded  by  such  delicious  perfume,  that  he  soon 
fell  into  a  deep  slumber.  By-and-by  he  was  awaked 
by  what  appeared  to  be  the  clashing  of  cymbals,  and 
fancied  that  the  play  was  still  going  on  ;  but  on  opening 
his  eyes,  he  saw  that  it  was  only  the  inn-dog,  which  was 
licking  an  oilman's  gong.3  His  ophthalmia,  however, 
was  quite  cured;  and  when  he  shut  his  eyes  again  he 
could  see  nothing. 


3  These  are  about  as  big  as  a  cheese-plate  and  attached  to  a  short 
stick,  from  which  hangs  suspended  a  small  button  of  metal  in  such 
a  manner  as  to  clash  against  the  face  of  the  gong  at  every  turn  of 
the  hand.  The  names  and  descriptions  of  various  instruments  em- 
ployed by  costermongers  in  China  would  fill  a  good-sized  volume. 


106  STRANGE   STORIES 


LXXVIII. 
CHOU  K'O-CH'ANG  AND   HIS   GHOST. 

AT  Huai-shang  there  lived  a  graduate  named  Chou 
T'ien-i,  who,  though  fifty  years  of  age,  had  but  one  son, 
called  K'o-ch'ang,  whom  he  loved  very  dearly.  This 
boy,  when  about  thirteen  or  fourteen,  was  a  handsome, 
well-favoured  fellow,  strangely  averse  to  study,  and  often 
playing  truant  from  school,  sometimes  for  the  whole  day, 
without  any  remonstrance  on  the  part  of  his  father.  One 
day  he  went  away  and  did  not  come  back  in  the  even- 
ing •  neither,  after  a  diligent  search,  could  any  traces  of 
him  be  discovered.  His  father  and  mother  were  in 
despair,  and  hardly  cared  to  live ;  but  after  a  year  and 
more  had  passed  away,  lo  and  behold !  Ko-ch'ang  re- 
turned, saying  that  he  had  been  beguiled  away  by  a 
Taoist  priest,  who,  however,  had  not  done  him  any 
harm,  and  that  he  had  seized  a  moment  while  the  priest 
was  absent  to  escape  and  find  his  way  home  again.  His 
father  was  delighted,  and  asked  him  no  more  questions, 
but  set  to  work  to  give  him  an  education ;  and  K'o-ch'ang 
was  so  much  cleverer  and  more  intelligent  than  he  had 
been  before,  that  by  the  following  year  he  had  taken  his 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  107 

bachelor's  degree  and  had  made  quite  a  name  for  him- 
self. Immediately  all  the  good  families  of  the  neigh- 
bourhood wanted  to  secure  him  as  a  son-in-law.  Among 
others  proposed  there  was  an  extremely  nice  girl,  the 
daughter  of  a  gentleman  named  Chao,  who  had  taken 
his  doctor's  degree,  and  K'o-ch'ang's  father  was  very 
anxious  that  he  should  marry  the  young  lady.  The 
youth  himself  would  not  hear  of  it,  but  stuck  to  his 
books  and  took  his  master's  degree,  quite  refusing  to  en- 
tertain any  thought  of  marriage ;  and  this  so  exasperated 
his  mother  that  one  day  the  good  lady  began  to  rate  him 
soundly.  K'o-ch'ang  got  up  in  a  great  rage  and  cried 
out,  "  I  have  long  been  wanting  to  get  away,  and  have 
only  remained  for  your  sakes.  I  shall  now  say  farewell, 
and  leave  Miss  Chao  for  any  one  that  likes  to  marry  her." 
At  this  his  mother  tried  to  detain  him,  but  in  a  moment 
he  had  fallen  forwards  on  the  ground,  and  there  was 
nothing  left  of  him  but  his  hat  and  clothes.  They  were 
all  dreadfully  frightened,  thinking  that  it  must  have  been 
K'o-ch'ang's  ghost  who  had  been  with  them,  and  gave 
themselves  up  to  weeping  and  lamentation ;  however,  the 
very  next  day  K'o-ch'ang  arrived,  accompanied  by  a 
retinue  of  horses  and  servants,  his  story  being  that  he 
had  formerly  been  kidnapped1  and  sold  to  a  wealthy 
trader,  who,  being  then  childless,  had  adopted  him,  but 
who,  when  he  subsequently  had  a  son  born  to  him  by  his 
own  wife,  sent  K'o-ch'ang  back  to  his  old  home.  And 


1  See  No.  XXIII.,  note  10. 


108  STRANGE   STORIES 

as  soon  as  his  father  began  to  question  him  as  to  his 
studies,  his  utter  dulness  and  want  of  knowledge  soon 
made  it  clear  that  he  was  the  real  K'o-ch'ang  of  old ;  but 
he  was  already  known  as  a  man  who  had  got  his  master's 
degree,  (that  is,  the  ghost  of  him  had  got  it,)  so  it  was 
determined  in  the  family  to  keep  the  whole  affair  secret 
This  K'o-ch'ang  was  only  too  ready  to  espouse  Miss 
Chao;  and  before  a  year  had  passed  over  their  heads 
his  wife  had  presented  the  old  people  with  the  much 
longed-for  grandson. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  109 


LXXIX. 
THE  SPIRITS   OF  THE  PO-YANG  LAKE. 

AN  official,  named  Chai,  was  appointed  to  a  post  at 
Jao-chou,  and  on  his  way  thither  crossed  the  Po-yang 
lake.  Happening  to  visit  the  shrine  of  the  local  spirits, 
he  noticed  a  carved  image  of  the  patriotic  Ting  P'u-lang,1 
and  another  of  a  namesake  of  his  own,  the  latter  occu- 
pying a  very  inferior  position.  "  Come  !  come  ! "  said 
Chai,  "  my  patron  saint  shan't  be  put  in  the  background 
like  that ;  "  so  he  moved  the  image  into  a  more  honour- 
able place,  and  then  went  back  on  board  his  boat  again. 
Soon  after,  a  great  wind  struck  the  vessel,  and  carried 
away  the  mast  and  sails ;  at  which  the  sailors,  in  great 
alarm,  set  to  work  to  howl  and  cry.  However,  in  a  few 
moments  they  saw  a  small  skiff  come  cutting  through  the 
waves,  and  before  long  they  were  all  safely  on  board. 
The  man  who  rowed  it  was  strangely  like  the  image  in 
the  shrine,  the  position  of  which  Chai  had  changed ; 
but  they  were  hardly  out  of  danger  when  the  squall  had 
passed  over,  and  skiff  and  man  had  both  vanished. 


1  A  famous  official  who  lived  in  the  reign  of  Hung  Wu,  first 
Emperor  of  the  Ming  dynasty  (A.D.  1368-1399).  I  have  not  been 
able  to  discover  what  was  the  particular  act  for  which  he  has  been 
celebrated  as  "loyal  to  the  death." 


110  STRANGE   STORIES 


LXXX. 

THE  STREAM   OF  CASH. 

A  CERTAIN  gentleman's  servant  was  one  day  in  his 
master's   garden,  when  he  beheld  a  stream  of   cash1 
flowing  by,  two  or  three  feet  in  breadth  and  of  about  the 
same  depth.     He  immediately  seized  two  large  handfuls,  ; 
and  then  threw  himself  down  on  the  top  of  the  stream  in  j 
order  to  try  and  secure  the  rest.     However,  when  he  got 
up  he  found  that  it  had  all  flowed  away  from  under  him, 
none  being  left  except  what  he   had  got   in  his   two  I 
hands. 

[  "  Ah  ! "  says  the  commentator,  "  money  is  properly  a  j 
circulating  medium,  and  is  not  intended  for  a  man  to  i 
lie  upon  and  keep  all  to  himself."]2 


1  See  No.  II.,  note  2. 

2  The  Chinese,  fond  as  they  are  of  introducing  water,  under  the  i 
form  of  miniature  lakes,  into  their  gardens  and  pleasure-grounds,  do  ; 
not  approve  of  a  running  stream  near  the  dwelling-house,    I  myself  j 
knew  a  case  of  a  man,  provided  with  a  pretty  little  house,  rent 
free,  alongside  of  which  ran  a  mountain-rill,  who  left  the  place  and  j 
paid  for  lodgings  out  of  his  own  pocket  rather  than  live  so  close  to  j 
a  stream  which  he  averred  carried  all  his  good  luck  away.     Yet  this  i 
man  was  a  fair  scholar  and  a  graduate  to  boot. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO. 


LXXXI. 
THE   INJUSTICE  OF  HEAVEN. 

MR.  Hsu  was  a  magistrate  at  Shantung.  A  certain 
upper  chamber  of  his  house  was  used  as  a  store-room ; 
but  some  creature  managed  so  frequently  to  get  in  and 
make  havoc  among  the  stores,  for  which  the  servants 
were  always  being  scolded,  that  at  length  some  of  the 
latter  determined  to  keep  watch.  By-and-by  they  saw  a 
huge  spider  as  big  as  a  peck  measure,  and  hurried  off  to 
tell  their  master,  who  thought  it  so  strange  that  he  gave 
orders  to  the  servants  to  feed  the  insect  with  cakes.  It 
thus  became  very  tame,  and  would  always  come  forth 
when  hungry,  returning  as  soon  as  it  had  taken  enough 
to  eat.1  Years  passed  away,  and  one  day  Mr.  Hsii 
was  consulting  his  archives,  when  suddenly  the  spider 
appeared  and  ran  under  the  table.  Thinking  it  was 
hungry,  he  bade  his  servants  give  it  a  cake ;  but  the 
next  moment  he  noticed  two  snakes,  of  about  the  thick- 
ness of  a  chop-stick,  lying  one  on  each  side.  The  spider 


1  That  Chinaman  thinks  his  a  hard  lot  who  cannot  "eat  till  he 
is  full."  It  may  be  noticed  here  that  the  Chinese  seem  not  so  much 
to  enjoy  the  process  of  eating  as  the  subsequent  state  of  repletion. 
As  a  rule,  they  bolt  their  food,  and  get  their  enjoyment  out  of  it 
afterwards. 


112  STRANGE   STORIES 

drew  in  its  legs  as  if  in  mortal  fear,  and  the  snakes  began 
to  swell  out  until  they  were  as  big  round  as  an  egg ;  at 
which  Mr.  Hsu  was  greatly  alarmed,  and  would  have 
hurried   away,  when  crash !    went   a  peal   of  thunder, 
killing  every  person  in  the  house.     Mr.  Hsu  himself  re- 
covered consciousness  after  a  little  while,  but  only  to  see 
his  wife  and  servants,  seven  persons  in  all,  lying  dead ; 
and  after  a  month's  illness  he,  too,  departed  this  life,  j 
Now  Mr.   Hsu  was  an  upright,  honourable  man,  who  i 
really  had  the  interests  of  the  people  at  heart.     A  sub-  j 
scription   was    accordingly  raised    to    pay   his    funeral  | 
expenses,  and  on  the  day  of  his  burial  the  air  was  rent 
for  miles  round  with  cries  of  weeping  and  lamentation. 

[Hereon   the   commentator,   I   Shih-shih,  makes   the 
following  remark  : — "  That  dragons  play  with  pearls 2  I 
have  always  regarded  as  an  old  woman's  tale.      Is  it ; 
possible,  then,  that  the  story  is  a  fact?     I  have  heard,  j 
too,  that  the  thunder  strikes  only  the  guilty  man;3  and,  j 
if  so,  how  could  a  virtuous  official  be  visited  with  this 
dire  calamity?"] 


1  The  full  explanation  and  origin  of  this  saying  I  have  failed  to  j 
elucidate.  Dragons  are  often  represented  with  pearls  before  their  i 
mouths;  and  these  they  are  supposed  to  spit  out  or  swallow  as  I 
fancy  may  take  them.  The  pearl,  too,  is  said  to  be  the  essence  of  I 
the  dragon's  nature,  without  which  it  would  be  powerless  ;  but  this  i 
is  all  I  know  about  the  subject. 

3  Such  is  the  common  belief  in  China  at  the  present  day.  There 
is  a  God  of  Thunder  who  punishes  wicked  people ;  the  lightning  is : 
merely  a  mirror,  by  the  aid  of  which  he  singles  out  his  victims. 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  113 


LXXXIL 

THE   SEA-SERPENT. 

A  TRADER  named  Chia  was  voyaging  on  the  south 
seas,  when  one  night  it  suddenly  became  as  light  as  day 
on  board  his  ship.  Jumping  up  to  see  what  was  the 
matter,  he  beheld  a  huge  creature  with  its  body  half  out 
of  the  water,  towering  up  like  a  hill.  Its  eyes  resembled 
two  suns,  and  threw  a  light  far  and  wide ;  and  when  the 
trader  asked  the  boatmen  what  it  was,  there  was  not  one 
who  could  say.  They  all  crouched  down  and  watched 
it ;  and  by-and-by  the  monster  gradually  disappeared  in 
the  water  again,  leaving  everything  in  darkness  as  before. 
And  when  they  reached  port,  they  found  all  the  people 
talking  about  a  strange  phenomenon  of  a  great  light  that 
had  appeared  in  the  night,  the  time  of  which  coincided 
exactly  with  the  strange  scene  they  themselves  had  wit- 
nessed.1 


1  The  "sea-serpent"  in  this  case  was  probably  nothing  more  or 
less  than  some  meteoric  phenomenon. 
VOL.    II.  I 


114  STRANGE   STORIES 


LXXXIII. 
THE   MAGIC   MIRROR.1 

"  .  .  .  .  BUT  if  you  would  really  like  to  have  some- 
thing that  has  belonged  to  me,"  said  she,  "  you  shall." 
Whereupon  she  took  out  a  mirror  and-  gave  it  to  him, 
saying,  "  Whenever  you  want  to  see  me,  you  must  look 
for  me  in  your  books ;  otherwise  I  shall  not  be  visible ; " 
—and  in  a  moment  she  had  vanished.  Liu  went  home 
very  melancholy  at  heart;  but  when  he  looked  in  the 
mirror,  there  was  Feng-hsien,  standing  with  her  back  to 
him,  gazing,  as  it  were,  at  some  one  who  was  going  away, 
and  about  a  hundred  paces  from  her.  He  then  be- 
thought himself  of  her  injunctions,  and  settled  down  to 
his  studies,  refusing  to  receive  any  visitors ;  and  a  few 
days  subsequently,  when  he  happened  to  look  in  the 
mirror,  there  was  Feng-hsien,  with  her  face  turned  to- 
wards him,  and  smiling  in  every  feature.  After  this,  he 
was  always  taking  out  the  mirror  to  look  at  her ;  how- 
ever, in  about  a  month  his  good  resolutions  began  to 
disappear,  and  he  once  more  went  out  to  enjoy  himself 


1  The  following  is  merely  a  single  episode  taken  from  a  long  and 
otherwise  uninteresting  story.  Miss  Feng-hsien  was  a  fox ;  hence 
her  power  to  bestow  such  a  singular  present  as  the  mirror  here 
described,  the  object  of  which  was  to  incite  her  lover  to  success— 
the  condition  of  their  future  union. 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  115 

and  waste  his  time  as  before.  When  he.  returned  home 
and  looked  in  the  mirror,  Feng-hsien  seemed  to  be 
crying  bitterly ;  and  the  day  after,  when  he  looked  at  her 
again,  she  had  her  back  turned  towards  him  as  on  the 
day  he  received  the  mirror.  He  now  knew  that  it  was 
because  he  had  neglected  his  studies,  and  forthwith  set 
to  work  again  with  all  diligence,  until  in  a  month's  time 
she  had  turned  round  once  again.  Henceforward,  when- 
ever anything  interrupted  his  progress,  Feng-hsien's 
countenance  became  sad ;  but  whenever  he  was  getting 
on  well,  her  sadness  was  changed  to  smiles.  Night  and 
morning  Liu  would  look  at  the  mirror,  regarding  it  quite 
in  the  light  of  a  revered  preceptor ;  and  in  three  years' 
time  he  took  his  degree  in  triumph.  "  Now,"  cried  he, 
"  I  shall  be  able  to  look  Feng-hsien  in  the  face."  And 
there,  sure  enough,  she  was,  with  her  delicately-pencilled 
arched  eye-brows,  and  her  teeth  just  showing  between 
her  lips,  as  happy-looking  as  she  could  be,  when,  all  of  a 
sudden,  she  seemed  to  speak,  and  Liu  heard  her  say, 
"  A  pretty  pair  we  make,  I  must  allow  " — and  the  next 
moment  Feng-hsien  stood  by  his  side. 


I    2 


n6 


STRANGE   STORIES 


LXXXIV. 
COURAGE    TESTED. 

MR.  TUNG  was  a  Hsu-chou  man,  very  fond  of  playing 
broad-sword,  and  a  light-hearted,  devil-may-care  fellow, 
who  was  often  involving  himself  in  trouble.  One  day  he' 
fell  in  with  a  traveller  who  was  riding  on  a  mule  and 
going  the  same  way  as  himself;  whereupon  they  entered 
into  conversation,  and  began  to  talk  to  each  other  about 
feats  of  strength  and  so  on.  The  traveller  said  his  name 
was  T'ung,1  and  that  he  belonged  to  Liao-yang;  that  he 
had  been  twenty  years  away  from  home,  and  had  just 
returned  from  beyond  the  sea.  "And  I  venture  to  say," 
cried  Tung,  "that  in  your  wanderings  on  the  Four  Seas2 



• . 

1  Besides  the  all-important  aspirate,  this  name  is  pronounced  in 
a  different  tone  from  the  first-mentioned  "Tung;"  and  is  moreover 
expressed  in  writing  by  a  totally  different  character.      To  a  Chinese 
ear,  the  two  words  are  as  unlikely  to  be  confounded  as  Brown  and 
Jones. 

2  The  Four  Seas  are  supposed  by  the   Chinese  to  bound  the 
habitable  portions  of  the  earth,  which,  by  the  way,  they  further  believe 
to  be  square.     In  the  centre  of  all  is  China,  extending  far  and  wide 
in  every  direction,— the  eye  of  the  universe,  the  Middle  Kingdom. 
Away  at  a  distance  from  her  shores  lie  a  number  of  small  islands, 
wherein  dwell   such  barbarous   nations  as  the   English,    French, 
Dutch,  etc. 


re  i 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  I]  7 

you  have  seen  a  great  many  people ;  but  have  you  seen 
any  supernaturally  clever  ones  ? "  T'ung  asked  him  to 
what  he  alluded ;  and  then  Tung  explained  what  his  own 
particular  hobby  was,  adding  how  much  he  would  like  to 
learn  from  them  any  tricks  in  the  art  of  broad-sword. 
" Supernatural,"  replied  the  traveller,  "are  to  be  found 
everywhere.  It  needs  but  that  a  man  should  be  a  loyal 
subject  and  a  filial  son  for  him  to  know  all  that  the 
supernaturals  know."  "Right  you  are,  indeed!"  cried 
Tung,  as  he  drew  a  short  sword  from  his  belt,  and, 
tapping  the  blade  with  his  fingers,  began  to  accompany 
it  with  a  song.  He  then  cut  down  a  tree  that  was  by 
the  wayside,  to  shew  T'ung  how  sharp  it  was ;  at  which 
T'ung  smoothed  his  beard  and  smiled,  begging  to  be 
allowed  to  have  a  look  at  the  weapon.  Tung  handed  it 
to  him,  and,  when  he  had  turned  it  over  two  or  three 
times,  he  said,  "  This  is  a  very  inferior  piece  of  steel ; 
now,  though  I  know  nothing  about  broad-sword  myself, 
I  have  a  weapon  which  is  really  of  some  use."  He  then 
drew  from  beneath  his  coat  a  sword  of  a  foot  or  so  in 
length,  and  with  it  he  began  to  pare  pieces  off  Tung's 
sword,  which  seemed  as  soft  as  a  melon,  and  which  he 
cut  quite  away  like  a  horse's  hoof.  Tung  was  greatly 
astonished,  and  borrowed  the  other's  sword  to  examine 
it,  returning  it  after  carefully  wiping  the  blade.  He  then 
invited  T'ung  to  his  house,  and  made  him  stay  the  night ; 
and,  after  begging  him  to  explain  the  mystery  of  his 
sword,  began  to  nurse  his  leg  and  sit  listening  respect- 
fully without  saying  a  word.  It  was  already  pretty  late, 
when  suddenly  there  was  a  sound  of  scuffling  next  door, 


Il8  STRANGE   STORIES 

where  Tung's  father  lived ;  and,  on  putting  his  ear  to  the 
wall,  he  heard  an  angry  voice  saying,  "  Tell  your  son  to 
come  here  at  once,  and  then  I  will  spare  you."  This 
was  followed  by  other  sounds  of  beating  and  a  continued 
groaning,  in  a  voice  which  Tung  knew  to  be  his  father's. 
He  therefore  seized  a  spear,  and  was  about  to  rush  forth, 
but  T'ung  held  him  back,  saying,  "  You'll  be  killed  for  a 
certainty  if  you  go.  Let  us  think  of  some  other  plan." 
Tung  asked  what  plan  he  could  suggest ;  to  which  the 
other  replied,  "  The  robbers  are  killing  your  father : 
there  is  no  help  for  you ;  but  as  you  have  no  brothers, 
just  go  and  tell  your  wife  and  children  what  your  last 
wishes  are,  while  I  try  and  rouse  the  servants."  Tung 
agreed  to  this,  and  ran  in  to  tell  his  wife,  who  clung  to 
him  and  implored  him  not  to  go,  until  .at  length  all  his 
courage  had  ebbed  away,  and  he  went  upstairs  with  her 
to  get  his  bow  and  arrows  ready  to  resist  the  robbers 
attack.  At  that  juncture  he  heard  the  voice  of  his  friend 
T'ung,  outside  on  the  eaves  of  the  house,  saying,  with  a 
laugh,  "All  right;  the  robbers  have  gone;"  but  on 
lighting  a  candle,  he  could  see  nothing  of  him.  He 
then  stole  out  to  the  front  door,  where  he  met  his  father 
with  a  lantern  in  his  hand,  corning  in  from  a  party  at  a 
neighbour's  house ;  and  the  whole  court-yard  was  covered 
with  the  ashes  of  burnt  grass,  whereby  he  knew  that 
T'ung  the  traveller  was  himself  a  supernatural.8 


3  The  commentator,  I   Shih-shih,  adds  a  note  to  this  story  which 
might  be  summed  up  in  our  own — 

"The  [wo] man  that  deliberates  is  lost." 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  119 


LXXXV. 
THE   DISEMBODIED   FRIEND. 

MR.  CH'EN,  M.A.,  of  Shun-t'ien  Fu,  when  a  boy  of 
sixteen,  went  to  school  at  a  Buddhist  temple.1  There 
were  a  great  many  scholars  besides  himself,  and,  among 
others,  one  named  Ch'u,  who  said  he  came  from  Shan- 
tung. This  Ch'u  was  a  very  hard-working  fellow ;  he 
never  seemed  to  be  idle,  and  actually  slept  in  the  school- 
room, not  going  home  at  all.  Ch'en  became  much 
attached  to  him,  and  one  day  asked  him  why  he  never 
went  away.  "Well,  you  see,"  replied  Ch'u,  "my 
people  are  very  poor,  and  can  hardly  afford  to  pay  for 
my  schooling ;  but,  by  dint  of  working  half  the  night, 
two  of  my  days  are  equal  to  three  of  anybody  else's." 
Thereupon  Ch'en  said  he  would  bring  his  own  bed  to 
the  school,  and  that  they  would  sleep  there  together ;  to 
which  Ch'u  replied  that  the  teaching  they  got  wasn't 
worth  much,  and  that  they  would  do  better  by  putting 


1  Buddhist  priests  not  unusually  increase  the  revenue  of  their 
monastery  by  taking  pupils ;  and  it  is  only  fair  to  them  to  add  that 
the  curriculum  is  strictly  secular,  the  boys  learning  precisely  what 
they  would  at  an  ordinary  school  and  nothing  else. 


I2O 


STRANGE   STORIES 


themselves  under  a  certain  old  scholar  named  Lii.     This 
they  were  easily  able  to  do,  as  the  arrangement  at  the 
temple  was  monthly,  and  at  the  end  of  each  month  any- 
one was  free  to  go  or  to  come.     So  off  they  went  to  this 
Mr.  Lii,  a  man  of  considerable  literary  attainments,  who 
had  found  himself  in  Shun-t'ien  Fu  without  a  cash  in  his 
pocket,  and  was  accordingly  obliged  to  take  pupils.     He 
was  delighted  at  getting  two  additions  to  his  number 
and,  Ch'u  showing  himself  an  apt  scholar,  the  two  sooi 
became  very  great  friends,  sleeping  in  the  same  room  an< 
eating  at  the  same  table.     At  the  end  of  the  month  Ch' 
asked  for  leave  of  absence,  and,  to  the  astonishment  of 
all,  ten  days  elapsed  without  anything  being  heard  of 
him.     It  then  chanced  that  Ch'en  went  to  the  T'ien-nin^ 
temple,  and  there  he  saw  Ch'u  under  one  of  the  veran- 
dahs,  occupied   in    cutting  wood   for   lucifer-matches.' 
The  latter   was   much   disconcerted   by   the   arrival  oi 
Ch'en,  who  asked  him  why  he  had  given  up  his  studies 
so  the  latter  took  him  aside,  and  explained  that  he  w£ 
so  poor  as  to  be  obliged  to  work  half  a  month  to  sera] 
together  funds  enough  for  his  next  month's  schooling. 


2  These  consist  simply  of  thin  slips  of  wood  dipped  in  brimstone, 
and  resemble  those  used  in  England  as  late  as  the  first  quarter 
the  present  century.  They  are  said  to  have  been  invented  by  the 
people  of  Hang-chou,  the  capital  of  Chekiang ;  but  it  is  quite 
possible  that  the  hint  may  have  first  reached  China  from  the  west. 
They  were  called  yin  kiiang  "bring  light,"  (cf.  lucifer),  fa  cht 
"give  forth  illumination,"  and  other  names.  Lucifer  matches  are 
now  generally  spoken  of  as  tzA  lai  huo  "self-come  fire,"  and  are 
almost  universally  employed,  except  in  remote  parts  where  the  flint 
and  steel  still  hold  sway. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  121 

"  You  come  along  back  with  me,"  cried  Ch'en,  on  hearing 
this,  "  I  will  arrange  for  the  payment,"  which  Ch'u  im- 
mediately consented  to  do  on  condition  that  Ch'en  would 
keep  the  whole  thing  a  profound  secret.  Now  Ch'en's 
father  was  a  wealthy  tradesman,  and  from  his  till  Ch'en 
abstracted  money  wherewith  to  pay  for  Ch'u ;  and  by- 
and-by,  when  his  father  found  him  out,  he  confessed  why 
he  had  done  so.  Thereupon  Ch'en's  father  called  him  a 
fool,  and  would  not  let  him  resume  his  studies ;  at  which 
Ch'u  was  much  hurt,  and  would  have  left  the  school  too, 
but  that  old  Mr.  Lii  discovered  what  had  taken  place,  and 
gave  him  the  money  to  return  to  Ch'en's  father,  keeping 
him  still  at  the  school,  and  treating  him  quite  like  his 
own  son.  So  Ch'en  studied  no  more,  but  whenever  he 
met  Ch'u  he  always  asked  him  to  join  in  some  refresh- 
ment at  a  restaurant,  Ch'u  invariably  refusing,  but 
yielding  at  length  to  his  entreaties,  being  himself  loth  to 
break  off  their  old  acquaintanceship. 

Thus  two  years  passed  away,  when  Ch'en's  father  died, 
and  Ch'en  went  back  to  his  books  under  the  guidance  of 
old  Mr.  Lii,  who  was  very  glad  to  see  such  determi- 
nation. Of  course  Ch'en  was  now  far  behind  Ch'u ; 
and  in  about  six  months  Lii's  son  arrived,  having  begged 
his  way  in  search  of  his  father,  so  Mr.  Lii  gave  up  his 
school  and  returned  home  with  a  purse  which  his  pupils 
had  made  up  for  him,  Ch'u  adding  nothing  thereto  but 
his  tears.  At  parting,  Mr.  Lii  advised  Ch'en  to  take 
Ch'u  as  his  tutor,  and  this  he  did,  establishing  him  com- 
fortably in  the  house  with  him.  The  examination  was 
very  shortly  to  commence,  and  Ch'en  felt  convinced  that 


122  STRANGE   STORIES 

he  should  not  get  through ;  but  Ch'u  said  he  thought  he 
should  be  able  to  manage  the  matter  for  him.  On  the 
appointed  day  he  introduced  Ch'en  to  a  gentleman  who 
he  said  was  a  cousin  of  his,  named  Liu,  and  asked 
Ch'en  to  accompany  this  cousin,  which  Ch'en  was  just 
proceeding  to  do  when  Ch'u  pulled  him  back  from  be- 
hind,3 and  he  would  have  fallen  down  but  that  the 
cousin  pulled  him  up  again,  and  then,  after  having 
scrutinized  his  appearance,  carried  him  off  to  his  own 
house.  There  being  no  ladies  there,  Ch'en  was  put  into 
the  inner  apartments ;  and  a  few  days  afterwards  Liu 
said  to  him,  "A  great  many  people  will  be  at  the 
gardens  to-day ;,  let  us  go  and  amuse  ourselves  awhile, 
and  afterwards  I  will  send  you  home  again."  He  then  gave 
orders  that  a  servant  should  proceed  on  ahead  with  tea 
and  wine,  and  by-and-by  they  themselves  went,  and  were 
soon  in  the  thick  of  the  fete.  Crossing  over  a  bridge, 
they  saw  beneath  an  old  willow  tree  a  little  painted  skiff, 
and  were  soon  on  board,  engaged  in  freely  passing  round 
the  wine.  However,  finding  this  a  little  dull,  Liu  bade 
his  servant  go  and  see  if  Miss  Li,  the  famous  singing- 
girl,  was  at  home;  and  in  a  few  minutes  the  servant 
returned  bringing  Miss  Li  with  him.  Ch'en  had  met  her 
before,  and  so  they  at  once  exchanged  greetings,  while 
Liu  begged  her  to  be  good  enough  to  favour  them  with  a 
song.  Miss  Li,  who  seemed  labouring  under  a  fit  of 
melancholy,  forthwith  began  a  funeral  dirge ;  at  which 


3  The  whole  point  of  the  story  hinges  on  this. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  123 

Ch'en  was  not  much  pleased,  and  observed  that  such  a 
theme  was  hardly  suitable  to  the  occasion.  With  a 
forced  smile,  Miss  Li  changed  her  key,  and  gave  them  a 
love-song ;  whereupon  Ch'en  seized  her  hand,  and  said, 
"There's  that  song  of  the  Huan-sha  river,4  which  you 
sang  once  before ;  I  have  read  it  over  several  times,  but 
have  quite  forgotten  the  words."  Then  Miss  Li  be- 
gan— 

"  Eyes  overflowing  with  tears,  she  sits  gazing  into  her  glass, 
Lifting  the  bamboo  screen,  one  of  her  comrades  approaches ; 
She  bends  her  head  and  seems  intent  on  her  bow-like  slippers, 
And  forces  her  eyebrows  to  arch  themselves  into  a  smile. 
With  her  scarlet  sleeve  she  wipes  the  tears  from  her  perfumed 

cheek, 
In  fear  and  trembling  lest  they  should  guess  the  thoughts  that 

o'erwhelm  her."5 

Ch'en  repeated  this  over  several  times,  until  at  length 
the  skiff  stopped,  and  they  passed  through  a  long  veran- 
dah, where  a  great  many  verses  had  been  inscribed  on 
the  walls,6  to  which  Ch'en  at  once  proceeded  to  add  a 
stanza  of  his  own.  Evening  was  now  coming  on,  and 
Liu  remarked  that  the  candidates  would  be  just  about 


4  Beside  which   lived   Hsi  Shih,  the  famous  beauty  of  the  fifth 
century  after  Christ. 

5  I  fear  that  the  translation  of  this  "Singing-girl's  Lament"  falls 
so  considerably  below  the  pathetic  original  as  to  give  but  a  poor 
idea  of  the  real  merit  of  the  latter  as  a  lyric  gem. 

6  The  Chinese  have  precisely  the  same  mania  as  our  Browns, 
Joneses,  and  Robinsons,  for  scribbling  and  carving  their  names  and 
compositions  all  over  the  available  parts  of  any  place  of  public 
resort.     The  literature  of  inn  walls  alone  would  fill  many  ponderous 
tomes. 


124  STRANGE   STORIES 

leaving  the  examination-hall;7-  so  he  escorted  him  back 
to  his  own  home,  and  there  left  him.  The  room  was 
dark,  and  there  was  no  one  with  him ;  but  by-and-by  the 
servants  ushered  in  some  one  whom  at  first  he  took  to 
be  Ch'u.  However,  he  soon  saw  that  it  was  not  Ch'u, 
and  in  another  moment  the  stranger  had  fallen  against 
him  and  knocked  him  down.  "  Master  's  fainted  !  " 
cried  the  servants,  as  they  ran  to  pick  him  up ;  and  then 
Ch'en  discovered  that  the  one  who  had  fallen  down  was 
really  no  other  than  himself.8  On  getting  up,  he  saw 
Ch'u  standing  by  his  side ;  and  when  they  had  sent  away 
the  servants  the  latter  said,  "  Don't  be  alarmed :  I  am 
nothing  more  than  a  disembodied  spirit.  My  time  for 
re-appearing  on  earth9  is  long  overdue,  but  I  could  not 
forget  your  great  kindness  to  me,  and  accordingly  I  have 
remained  under  this  form  in  order  to  assist  in  the  accom- 
plishment of  your  wishes.  The  three  bouts10  are  over,  and 
your  ambition  will  be  gratified."  Ch'en  then  inquired  if 
Ch'u  could  assist  him  in  like  manner  for  his  doctor's 
degree ;  to  which  the  latter  replied,  "  Alas !  the  luck 
descending  to  you  from  your  ancestors  is  not  equal  to 
that.11  They  were  a  niggardly  lot,  and  unfit  for  the 


7  The  examination,  which  lasts  nine  days,  has  been  going  on  all 
this  time. 

8  That  is,  his  own  body,  into  which  Ch'u's  spirit  had  temporarily 
passed,  his  own  occupying,  meanwhile,  the  body  of  his  friend. 

9  That  is,  for  being  born  again,  the  sole  hope  and  ambition  of  a 
disembodied  shade. 

10  See  No.  LXXL,  note  I. 

11  See  No.  LXL,  note  3. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  125 

posthumous  honours  you  would  thus  confer  on  them." 
Ch'en  next  asked  him  whither  he  was  going ;  and  Ch'u 
replied  that  he  hoped,  through  the  agency  of  his  cousin, 
who  was  a  clerk  in  Purgatory,  to  be  born  again  in  old 
Mr.  Lii's  family.  They  then  bade  each  other  adieu ; 
and,  when  morning  came,  Ch'en  set  off  to  call  on  Miss 
Li,  the  singing-girl ;  but  on  reaching  her  house  he  found 
that  she  had  been  dead  some  days.12  He  walked  on  to 
the  gardens,  and  there  he  saw  traces  of  verses  that  had 
been  written  on  the  walls,  and  evidently  rubbed  out,  so 
as  to  be  hardly  decipherable.  In  a  moment  it  flashed 
across  him  that  the  verses  and  their  composers 
belonged  to  the  other  world.  Towards  evening  Ch'u 
re-appeared  in  high  spirits,  saying  that  he  had  succeeded 
in  his  design,  and  had  come  to  wish  Ch'en  a  long  fare- 
well. Holding  out  his  open  palms,  he  requested  Ch'en 
to  write  the  word  Cfcu  on  each ;  and  then,  after  refusing 
to  take  a  parting  cup,  he  went  away,  telling  Ch'en  that 
the  examination-list  would  soon  be  out,  and  that  they 
would  meet  again  before  long.  Ch'en  brushed  away  his 
tears  and  escorted  him  to  the  door,  where  a  man,  who 
had  been  waiting  for  him,  laid  his  hand  on  Ch'u's  head 
and  pressed  it  downwards  until  Ch'u  was  perfectly  flat. 
The  man  then  put  him  in  a  sack  and  carried  him  off  on 
his  back.  A  few  days  afterwards  the  list  came  out, 
and,  to  his  great  joy,  Ch'en  found  his  name  among  the 
successful  candidates  ;  whereupon  he  immediately  started 


12  His  own  spirit  in  Ch'u's  body  had  met  her  in  a  disembodied 
state. 


126  STRANGE   STORIES 

off  to  visit  his  old  tutor,  Mr.  Lii.13  Now  Mr.  Lii's  wife 
had  had  no  children  for  ten  years,  being  about  fifty  years 
of  age,  when  suddenly  she  gave  birth  to  a  son,  who  was 
born  with  both  fists  doubled  up  so  that  no  one  could 
open  them.  On  his  arrival  Ch'en  begged  to  see  the 
child,  and  declared  that  inside  its  hands  would  be  found 
written  the  word  Ch'u.  Old  Mr.  Lii  laughed  at  this ; 
but  no  sooner  had  the  child  set  eyes  on  Ch'en  than  both 
its  fists  opened  spontaneously,  and  there  was  the  word  as 
Ch'en  had  said.  The  story  was  soon  told,  and  Ch'en 
went  home,  after  making  a  handsome  present  to  the 
family;  and  later  on,  when  Mr.  Lii  went  up  for  his 
doctor's  degree14  and  stayed  at  Ch'en's  house,  his  son 
was  thirteen  years  old,  and  had  already  matriculated  as  a 
candidate  for  literary  honours. 


13  Such  is  the  invariable  custom.      Large  presents  are   usually 
made  by  those  who  can  afford  the  outlay,   and  the  tutor's  name 
has  ever  afterwards  an  honourable  place  in  the  family  records. 

14  See  No.  XLVIIL,  note  I. 


FROM   A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  127 


LXXXVL 

THE  CLOTH  MERCHANT. 

A  CERTAIN  cloth  merchant  went  to  Ch'ing-chou,  where 
he  happened  to  stroll  into  an  old  temple,  all  tumble- 
down and  in  ruins.  He  was  lamenting  over  this  sad 
state  of  things,  when  a  priest  who  'stood  by  observed 
that  a  devout  believer  like  himself  could  hardly  do 
better  than  put  the  place  into  repair,  and  thus  obtain 
favour  in  the  eyes  of  Buddha.  This  the  merchant  con- 
sented to  do ;  whereupon  the  priest  invited  him  to  walk 
into  the  private  quarters  of  the  temple,  and  treated  him 
with  much  courtesy ;  but  he  went  on  to  propose  that  our 
friend  the  merchant  should  also  undertake  the  general 
ornamentation  of  the  place  both  inside  and  out.1  The 


1  The  elaborate  gilding  and  wood-work  of  an  ordinary  Chinese 
temple  form  a  very  serious  item  in  the  expense  of  restoration. 
Public  subscriptions  are  usually  the  means  employed  for  raising 
sufficient  funds,  the  names  of  subscribers  and  amount  given  by 
each  being  published  in  some  conspicuous  position.  Occasionally 
devout  priests — black  swans,  indeed,  in  China — shut  themselves  up 
in  boxes  studded  with  nails,  one  of  which  they  pull  out  every  time 
a  certain  donation  is  given,  and  there  they  remain  until  every  nail  is 
withdrawn.  But  after  all  it  is  difficult  to  say  whether  they  endure 


128  STRANGE   STORIES 

latter  declared  he  could  not  afford  the  expense,  and  the 
priest  began  to  get  very  angry,  and  urged  him  so 
strongly  that  at  last  the  merchant,  in  terror,  promised  to 
give  all  the  money  he  had.  After  this  he  was  preparing  to 
go  away,  but  the  priest  detained  him,  saying,  "You 
haven't  given  the  money  of  your  own  free  will,  and  con- 
sequently you'll  be  owing  me  a  grudge :  I  can't  do  better 
than  make  an  end  of  you  at  once."  Thereupon  he 
seized  a  knife,  and  refused  to  listen  to  all  the  cloth 
merchant's  entreaties,  until  at  length  the  latter  asked  to 
be  allowed  to  hang  himself,  to  which  the  priest  con- 
sented ;  and,  showing  him  into  a  dark  room,  told  him  to 
make  haste  about  it. 

At  this  juncture,  a  Tartar-General 2  happened  to  pass 
by  the  temple ;  and  from  a  distance,  through  a  breach  in 
the  old  wall,  he  saw  a  damsel  in  a  red  dress  pass  into 
the  priest's  quarters.  This  roused  his  suspicions,3  and 
dismounting  from  his  horse,  he  entered  the  temple  and 
searched  high  and  low,  but  without  discovering  anything. 
The  dark  room  above-mentioned  was  locked  and  double- 


these  trials  so  much  for  the  faith's  sake  as  for  the  funds  from  which 
they  derive  more  of  the  luxuries  of  life,  and  the  temporary  notoriety 
gained  by  thus  coming  before  the  public.  A  Chinese  proverb  says, 
"The  image-maker  doesn't  worship  Buddha.  He  knows  too  much 
about  the  idol;"  and  the  application  of  this  saying  may  safely  be 
extended  to  the  majority  of  Buddhist  priests  in  China. 

2  This  is  the  title  generally  applied  to  the  Manchu  commanders 
of   Manchu   garrisons,  who   are   stationed   at  certain   of  the  most 
important  points  of  the  Chinese   Empire,  and  whose  presence  is 
intended  as  a  check  upon  the  action  of  the  civil  authorities. 

3  See  No. VI.,  note  2. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  129 

barred,  and  the  priest  refused  to  open  it,  saying  the  place 
was  haunted.  The  General  in  a  rage  burst  open  the 
door,  and  there  beheld  the  cloth  merchant  hanging  from 
a  beam.  He  cut  him  down  at  once,  and  in  a  short  time 
he  was  brought  round  and  told  the  General  the  whole 
story.  They  then  searched  for  the  damsel,  but  she  was 
nowhere  to  be  found,  having  been  nothing  more  than  a 
divine  manifestation.  The  General  cut  off  the  priest's 
head  and  restored  the  cloth  merchant's  property  to  him, 
after  which  the  latter  put  the  temple  in  thorough  repair 
and  kept  it  well  supplied  with  lights  and  incense  ever 
afterwards. 

Mr.  Chao,  M.A.,  told  me  this  story  with  all  its  de- 
tails.4 


I 


4  The  moral  being,  of  course,  that  Buddha  protects  those  who  look 
afler  his  interests  on  earth. 

VOL.    II.  K 


STRANGE    STORIES 


LXXXVIL 
A  STRANGE   COMPANION. 

HAN  KUNG-FU,  of  Yii-ch'eng,  told  me  that  he  was  one 
day  travelling  along  a  road  with  a  man  of  his  village, 
named  P'eng,  when  all  of  a  sudden  the  latter  disap- 
peared, leaving  his  mule  to  jog  along  with  an  empty 
saddle.  At  the  same  moment,  Mr.  Han  heard  his  voice 
calling  for  assistance,  and  apparently  proceeding  from 
inside  one  of  the  panniers  strapped  across  the  mule's 
back ;  and  on  looking  closely,  there  indeed  he  was  in 
one  of  the  panniers,  which,  however,  did  not  seem  to  be 
at  all  displaced  by  his  weight.  On  trying  to  get  him  out 
the  mouth  of  the  pannier  closed  itself  tightly;  and  it 
was  only  when  he  cut  it  open  with  a  knife  that  he  saw 
P'eng  curled  up  in  it  like  a  dog.  He  then  helped  him 
out,  and  asked  him  how  he  managed  to  get  in  ;  but  this 
he  was  unable  to  say.  It  further  appeared  that  his 
family  was  under  fox  influence,  many  strange  things  of 
this  kind  having  happened  before. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  131 


LXXXVIII. 

SPIRITUALISTIC   SEANCES. 

IT  is  customary  in  Shantung,  when  any  one  is  sick,  for 
the  womenfolk  to  engage  an  old  sorceress  or  medium, 
who  strums  on  a  tambourine  and  performs  certain 
mysterious  antics.  This  custom  obtains  even  more  in 
the  capital,  where  young  ladies  of  the  best  families  fre- 
quently organize  such  seances  among  themselves.  On  a 
table  in  the  hall  they  spread  out  a  profusion  of  wine  and 
meat,  and  burn  huge  candles  which  make  the  place  as 
light  as  day.  Then  the  sorceress,  shortening  her  skirts, 
stands  on  one  leg  and  performs  the  shang-yang,1  while 
two  of  the  others  support  her,  one  on  each  side.  All 
this  time  she  is  chattering  unintelligible  sentences,2  some- 


1  It  is  related  in  the  Family  Sayings,  an  apocryphal  work  which 
(  professes  to  give  conversations  of  Confucius,  that  a  number  of  one- 
legged  birds  having  suddenly  appeared  in  Ch'i,  the  Duke  of  Ch'i 
sent  off  to  ask  the  Sage  what  was  the  meaning  of  this  strange 
phenomenon.     Confucius  replied,  "The  bird  is  the  shang-yang,  and 
portends  beneficial    rain."      And  formerly  the  boys  and  girls  in 
Shantung  would  hop  about  on  one  leg,  crying,  "The  shang-yang\i-x-> 
come ;"  after  which  rain  would  be  sure  to  follow. 

2  Speaking  in  the  unknown  tongue,  like  the  Irvingites  and  others. 

K   2 


132  STRANGE   STORIES 

thing  between  a  song  and  a  prayer,  the  words  being  con- 
fused but  uttered  in  a  sort  of  tune ;  while  the  hall  re- 
sounds with  the  thunder  of  drums,  enough  to  stun  a 
person,  with  which  her  vaticinations  are  mixed  up  and 
lost.  By-and-by  her  head  begins  to  droop,  and  her  eyes 
to  look  aslant ;  and  but  for  her  two  supporters  she  would 
inevitably  fall  to  the  ground.  Suddenly  she  stretches 
forth  her  neck  and  bounds  several  feet  into  the  air,  upon 
which  the  other  women  regard  her  in  terror,  saying, 
"  The  spirits  have  come  to  eat ; "  and  immediately  all 
the  candles  are  blown  out  and  everything  is  in  total 
darkness.  Thus  they  remain  for  about  a  quarter  of  an 
hour,  afraid  to  speak  a  word,  which  in  any  case  would 
not  be  heard  through  the  din,  until  at  length  the 
sorceress  calls  out  the  personal  name  of  the  head  of  the 
family 3  and  some  others ;  whereupon  they  immediately 
relight  the  candles  and  hurry  up  to  ask  if  the  reply  of 
the  spirits  is  favourable  or  otherwise.  They  then  see 
that  every  scrap  of  the  food  and  every  drop  of  the  wine 
has  disappeared.  Meanwhile,  they  watch  the  old 
woman's  expression,  whereby  they  can  tell  if  the  spirits 
are  well  disposed ;  and  each  one  asks  her  some  ques- 
tion, to  which  she  as  promptly  replies.  Should  there  be  I 
any  unbelievers  among  the  party,  the  spirits  are  at  once  j 
aware  of  their  presence ;  and  the  old  sorceress,  pointing ! 


3  This  is  a  clever  hit.  The  "personal"  name  of  a  man  may  notj 
be  uttered  except  by  his  father  or  mother,  grandfather,  grand- } 
mother,  uncles,  etc.  Thus,  the  mere  use  of  the  personal  name  of] 
the  head  of  a  family  proves  conclusively  that  the  spirit  of  some! 
one  of  his  ancestors  must  be  present. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO. 


J33 


her  finger  at  such  a  one,  cries  out,  "  Disrespectful 
mocker !  where  are  your  trousers  ? "  upon  which  the 
mocker  alluded  to  looks  down,  and  lo  !  her  trousers  are 
gone — gone  to  the  top  of  a  tree  in  the  court-yard,  where 
they  will  subsequently  be  found. 4 

Manchu  women  and  girls,  especially,  are  firm  believers 
in  spiritualism.  On  the  slightest  provocation  they  con- 
sult their  medium,  who  comes  into  the  room  gorgeously 
dressed,  and  riding  on  an  imitation  horse  or  tiger.5  In 
her  hand  she  holds  a  long  spear,  with  which  she  mounts 
the  couch6  and  postures  in  an  extraordinary  manner, 
the  animal  she  rides  snorting  or  roaring  fiercely  all  the 
time.  Some  call  her  Kuan  Ti,7  others  Chang  Fei,  and 
others  again  Chou  Kung,  from  her  terribly  martial 


4  I  consider  the  whole  of  the  above  a  curious  story  to  be  found 
in  a  Chinese  work  exactly  200  years  old,  but  no  part  of  it  more  so 
than  the  forcible  removal  of  some  part  of  the  clothing,  which  has 
been  so  prominent  a  feature  in  the  seances  of  our  own  day.     It 
may  be  added  that  in  many  a  court-yard  in  Peking  will  be  found 
one  or  more  trees,    which  cause  the  view  from  the  city  wall  to 
be  very  pleasing  to  the  eye,  in  spite  of  the  filth  and  ruins  which  a 
closer  inspection  reveals. 

5  The  arrangement  being    that    of  the  hobby-horse  of  by-gone 
days. 

6  The  couches  of  the  north  of  China  are  brick  beds,  heated  by  a 
stove  underneath,  and  covered  with  a  mat.     Upon  one  of  these  is 
generally  a  dwarf  table  and  a  couple  of  pillows ;  and  here  it  is  that 
the  Chinaman  loves  to  recline,  his  wine-kettle,  opium-pipe,  or  tea- 
pot within  reach,  and  a  friend  at  his  side,  with  whom  he  may  con- 
verse far  into  the  night. 

T  See  No.  LXXIIL,  note  3.  Chang  Fei  was  the  bosom-friend  of 
the  last,  and  was  his  associate-commander  in  the  wars  of  the  Three 
Kingdoms.  Chou  Kung  was  the  first  Emperor  of  the  Chou 


134  STRANGE   STORIES 

aspect,  which  strikes  fear  into  all  beholders.  And  should 
any  daring  fellow  try  to  peep  in  while  the  seance  is  going 
on,  out  of  the  window  darts  the  spear,  transfixes  his  hat, 
and  draws  it  off  his  head  into  the  room,  while  women 
and  girls,  young  and  old,  hop  round  one  after  the  other 
like  geese,  on  one  leg,  without  seeming  to  get  the  least 
fatigued. 


dynasty,  and  a  pattern  of  wisdom  and  virtue.  He  is  said  by  the 
Chinese  to  have  invented  the  mariner's  compass;  but  the  legend 
will  not  bear  investigation. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  135 


LXXXIX. 

THE  MYSTERIOUS  HEAD. 

SEVERAL  traders  who  were  lodging  at  an  inn  in 
Peking,  occupied  a  room  which  was  divided  from  the  ad- 
joining apartment  by  a  partition  of  boards  from  which  a 
piece  was  missing,  leaving  an  aperture  about  as  big  as  a 
basin.  Suddenly  a  girl's  head  appeared  through  the 
opening,  with  very  pretty  features  and  nicely  dressed 
hair ;  and  the  next  moment  an  arm,  as  white  as  polished 
jade.  The  traders  were  much  alarmed,  and,  thinking  it 
was  the  work  of  devils,  tried  to  seize  the  head,  which, 
however,  was  quickly  drawn  in  again  out  of  their  reach. 
This  happened  a  second  time,  and  then,  as  they  could 
see  no  body  belonging  to  the  head,  one  of  them  took  a 
knife  in  his  hand  and  crept  up  against  the  partition 
underneath  the  hole.  In  a  little  while  the  head  re- 
appeared, when  he  made  a  chop  at  it  and  cut  it  off,  the 
blood  spurting  out  all  over  the  floor  and  wall.  The 
traders  hurried  off  to  tell  the  landlord,  who  immediately 
reported  the  matter  to  the  authorities,  taking  the  head 
with  him,  and  the  traders  were  forthwith  arrested  and 


136  STRANGE   STORIES 

examined ;  but  the  magistrate  could  make  nothing  of  the 
case,  and,  as  no  one  appeared  for  the  prosecution,  the 
accused,  after  about  six  months'  incarceration,  were 
accordingly  released,  and  orders  were  given  for  the  girl's 
head  to  be  buried. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  137 


XC. 

THE   SPIRIT   OF  THE   HILLS. 

A  MAN  named  Li,  of  I-tu,  was  once  crossing  the  hills 
when  he  came  upon  a  number  of  persons  sitting  on  the 
ground  engaged  in  drinking.  As  soon  as  they  saw  Li 
they  begged  him  to  join  them,  and  vied  with  each  other 
in  filling  his  cup.  Meanwhile,  he  looked  about  him  and 
noticed  that  the  various  trays  and  dishes  contained  all 
kinds  of  costly  food;  the  wine  only  seemed  to  him  a 
little  rough  on  the  palate.  In  the  middle  of  their  fun 
up  came  a  stranger  with  a  face  about  three  feet  long  and 
a  very  tall  hat ;  whereupon  the  others  were  very  much 
alarmed,  and  cried  out,  "  The  hill  spirit !  the  hill 
spirit ! "  running  away  in  all  directions  as  fast  as  they 
could  go.  Li  hid  himself  in  a  hole  in  the  ground ;  and 
when  by-and-by  he  peeped  out  to  see  what  had  hap- 
pened, the  wine  and  food  had  disappeared,  and  there 
was  nothing  there  but  a  few  dirty  potsherds  and  some 
pieces  of  broken  tiles  with  efts  and  lizards  crawling  over 
them.1 


1  Mr.  Li  had,  doubtless,  taken   a  "drop  too   much"  before  he 
started  on  his  mountain  walk. 


138  STRANGE  STORIES 


XCI. 

INGRATITUDE  PUNISHED. 

K'u  TA-Yu  was  a  native  of  the  Yang  district,  and 
managed  to  get  a  military  appointment  under  the  com- 
mand of  Tsu  Shu-shun.1  The  latter  treated  him  most 
kindly,  and  finally  sent  him  as  Major-General  of  some 
troops  by  which  he  was  then  trying  to  establish  the 
dynasty  of  the  usurping  Chows.  K'u  soon  perceived 
that  the  game  was  lost,  and  immediately  turned  his 
forces  upon  Tsu  Shu-shun,  whom  he  succeeded  in  cap- 
turing, after  Tsu  had  been  wounded  in  the  hand,  and 
whom  he  at  once  forwarded  as  a  prisoner  to  head- 
quarters. That  night  he  dreamed  that  the  Judge  of 
Purgatory  appeared  to  him,  and,  reproaching  him  with 
his  base  ingratitude,  bade  the  devil-lictors  seize  him  and 
scald  his  feet  in  a  cauldron  of  boiling  oil.  K'u  then 
woke  up  with  a  start,  and  found  that  his  feet  were  very 
sore  and  painful ;  and  in  a  short  time  they  swelled  up, 
and  his  toes  dropped  off.  Fever  set  in,  and  in  his  agony 
he  shrieked  out,  "  Ungrateful  wretch  that  I  was  indeed," 
and  fell  back  and  expired. 

1  Of  whom  I  can  learn  nothing. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  139 


XCIL 

SMELLING    ESSAYS.1 

Now  as  they  wandered  about  the  temple  they  came 
upon  an  old  blind  priest  sitting  under  the  verandah, 
engaged  in  selling  medicines  and  prescribing  for  patients. 
"Ah  !"  cried  Sung,  "there  is  an  extraordinary  man  who 
is  well  versed  in  the  arts  of  composition ; "  and  im- 
mediately he  sent  back  to  get  the  essay  they  had  just 
been  reading,  in  order  to  obtain  the  old  priest's  opinion 
as  to  its  merits.  At  the  same  moment  up  came  their 
friend  from  Yii-hang,  and  all  three  went  along  together. 
Wang  began  by  addressing  him  as  "  Professor ; "  where- 
upon the  priest,  who  thought  the  stranger  had  come  to 
consult  him  as  a  doctor,  inquired  what  might  be  the 
disease  from  which  he  was  suffering.  Wang  then  ex- 
plained what  his  mission  was;  upon  which  the  priest 
smiled  and  said,  "Who's  been  telling  you  this  nonsense? 
How  can  a  man  with  no  eyes  discuss  with  you  the  merits 


1  The  following  extract  from  a  long  and  otherwise  tedious  story 
tells  its  own  tale.  Wang  is  the  modest  man,  and  the  young  man 
from  Yii-hang  the  braggart.  Sung  is  merely  a  friend  of  Wang's. 


140  STRANGE   STORIES 

of  your  compositions  ?  "  Wang  replied  by  asking  him  to 
let  his  ears  do  duty  for  his  eyes  ;  but  the  priest  answered 
that  he  would  hardly  have  patience  to  sit  out  Wang's 
three  sections,  amounting  perhaps  to  some  two  thousand 
and  more  words.  "  However,"  added  he,  "  if  you  like 


•^to  burn  it,  I'll  try  what  I  can  do  with  my  nose."  Wang 
complied,  and  burnt  the  first  section  there  and  then  ;  and 
the  old  priest,  snuffing  up  the  smoke,  declared  that  it 
wasn't  such  a  bad  effort,  and  finally  gave  it  as  his 
opinion  that  Wang  would  probably  succeed  at  the 
examination.  The  young  scholar  from  Yii-hang  didn't 
believe  that  the  old  priest  could  really  tell  anything  by 
these  means,  and  forthwith  proceeded  to  burn  an  essay 
by  one  of  the  old  masters  ;  but  the  priest  no  sooner 
smelt  the  smoke  than  he  cried  out,  "  Beautiful  indeed  ! 
beautiful  indeed  !  I  do  enjoy  this.  The  light  of  genius 
and  truth  is  evident  here."  The  Yii-hang  scholar  was 
greatly  astonished  at  this,  and  began  to  burn  an  essay  of 
his  own  ;  whereupon  the  priest  said,  "  I  had  had  but  a 
taste  of  that  one  ;  why  change  so  soon  to  another  ?  " 
"  The  first  paragraph,"  replied  the  young  man,  "  was  by 
a  friend  ;  the  rest  is  my  own  composition."  No  sooner 
had  he  uttered  these  words  than  the  old  priest  began  to 
retch  violently,  and  begged  that  he  might  have  no  more, 
as  he  was  sure  it  would  make  him  sick.  The  Yii-hang 
scholar  was  much  abashed  at  this,  and  went  away  ;  but 
in  a  few  days  the  list  came  out  and  his  name  was  among 
the  successful  ones,  while  Wang's  was  not.  He  at  once 
hurried  off  to  tell  the  old  priest,  who,  when  he  heard  the 
news,  sighed  and  said,  "  I  may  be  blind  with  my  eyes 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO. 


141 


but  I  am  not  so  with  my  nose,  which  I  fear  is  the  case 
with  the  examiners.  Besides,"  added  he,  "  I  was  talking 
to  you  about  composition :  I  said  nothing  about  des- 
tiny"* 


2  This    is    one    of   our  author's    favourite    shafts — a    sneer    at 
examiners  in  general,  and  those  who  rejected  him  in  particular. 


142  STRANGE   STORIES 


XCIII. 
HIS   FATHER'S   GHOST. 

A  MAN  named  T'ien  Tzu-ch'eng,  of  Chiang-ning,  was 
crossing  the  Tung-t'ing  lake,  when  the  boat  was  cap- 
sized, and  he  was  drowned.  His  son,  Liang-ssu,  who, 
towards  the  close  of  the  Ming  dynasty,  took  the  highest 
degree,  was  then  a  baby  in  arms ;  and  his  wife,  hearing 
the  bad  news,  swallowed  poison  forthwith,1  and  left  the 
child  to  the  care  of  his  grandmother.  When  Liang-ssu 
grew  up,  he  was  appointed  magistrate  in  Hu-pei,  where 
he  remained  about  a  year.  He  was  then  transferred  to 
Hu-nan,  on  military  service  ;  but,  on  reaching  the  Tung- 
t'ing  lake,  his  feelings  overpowered  him,  and  he  re- 
turned to  plead  inability  as  an  excuse  for  not  taking 
up  his  post.  Accordingly,  he  was  degraded  to  the  rank 
of  Assistant-Magistrate,  which  he  at  first  declined,  but 
was  finally  compelled  to  accept;  and  thenceforward 
gave  himself  up  to  roaming  about  on  the  lakes  and 


1  This  would  be  regarded  as  a  very  meritorious  act  by  the 
Chinese. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  143 

streams    of    the    surrounding    country,    without    paying 
much  attention  to  his  official  duties. 

One  night  he  had  anchored  his  boat  alongside  the 
bank  of  a  river,  when  suddenly  the  cadence  of  a 
sweetly-played  flageolet  broke  upon  his  ear;  so  he 
strolled  along  by  the  light  of  the  moon  in  the  direction 
of  the  music,  until,  after  a  few  minutes'  walking,  he 
reached  a  cottage  standing  by  itself,  with  a  few  citron- 
trees  round  it,  and  brilliantly-lighted  inside.  Approach- 
ing a  window,  he  peeped  in,  and  saw  three  persons 
sitting  at  a  table,  engaged  in  drinking.  In  the  place 
of  honour  was  a  graduate  of  about  thirty  years  of  age; 
an  old  man  played  the  host,  and  at  the  side  sat  a 
much  younger  man  playing  on  the  flageolet.  When 
he  had  finished,  the  old  man  clapped  his  hands  in 
admiration ;  but  the  graduate  turned  away  with  a  sigh, 
as  if  he  had  not  heard  a  note.  "  Come  now,  Mr.  Lu," 
cried  the  old  man,  addressing  the  latter,  "kindly 
favour  us  with  one  of  your  songs,  which,  I  know,  must 
be  worth  hearing."  The  graduate  then  began  to  sing  as 
follows : — 

"  Over  the  river  the  wind  blows  cold  on  lonely  me  : 

Each  flow'ret  trampled  under  foot,  all  verdure  gone. 
At  home  a  thousand  K  away,  I  cannot  be  ; 

So  towards  the  Bridge  my  spirit  nightly  wanders  on." 

The  above  was  given  in  such  melancholy  tones  that 
the  old  man  smiled  and  said,  "  Mr.  Lu,  these  must  be 
experiences  of  your  own,"  and,  immediately  filling  a 
goblet,  added,  "  I  can  do  nothing  like  that ;  but  if  you 
will  let  me,  I  will  give  you  a  song  to  help  us  on  with 


144  STRANGE   STORIES 

our  wine."  He  then  sung  a  verse  from  "  Li  T'ai-poh,"2 
and  put  them  all  in  a  lively  humour  again  ;  after 
which  the  young  man  said  he  would  just  go  outside 
and  see  how  high  the  moon  was,  which  he  did,  and 
observing  Liang-ssu  outside,  clapped  his  hands,  and 
cried  out  to  his  companions,  "There  is  a  man  at  the 
window,  who  has  seen  all  we  have  been  doing."  He 
then  led  Liang-ssu  in;  whereupon  the  other  two  rose, 
and  begged  him  to  be  seated,  and  to  join  them  in 
their  wine.  The  wine,  however,  was  cold,3  and  he 
therefore  declined;  but  the  young  man  at  once  per- 
ceived his  reason,  and  proceeded  to  warm  some  for 
him.  Liang-ssu  now  ordered  his  servant  to  go  and  buy 
some  more,  but  this  his  host  would  not  permit  him  to 
do.  They  next  inquired  Liang-ssu's  name,  and  whence 
he  came,  and  then  the  old  man  said,  "  Why,  then,  you 
are  the  father  and  mother4  of  the  district  in  which  I 
live.  My  name  is  River:  I  am  an  old  resident  here. 
This  young  man  is  a  Mr.  Tu,  of  Kiang-si;  and  this 
gentleman,"  added  he,  pointing  to  the  graduate,  "is 
Mr.  Rushten,5  a  fellow-provincial  of  yours."  Mr. 


2  The  Byron  of  China. 

3  Chinese  wine — or,  more  correctly,  spirits — is  always  taken  hot ; 
hence  the  term  wine-kettle,  which  frequently  occurs  in  these  pages. 

4  The  Magistrate ;  who  is  supposed  to  be  towards  the  people 
what  a  father  is  to  his  children. 

5  This  singularly  un-Chinese  surname  is  employed  to  keep  up  a 
certain  play  upon  words  which  exists  in  the  original,  and  which  is 
important  to  the  denQuement  of  the  story.     "River"  is  the  simple 
translation  of  a  name  actually  in  use. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  145 

Rushten  looked  at  Liang-ssu  in  rather  a  contemptuous 
way,  and  without  taking  much  notice  of  him  ;  where- 
upon Liang-ssu  asked  him  whereabouts  he  lived  in 
Chiang-ning,  observing  that  it  was  strange  he  him- 
self should  never  have  heard  of  such  an  accomplished 
gentleman.  "Alas!"  replied  Rushten,  "it  is  many  a 
long  day  since  I  left  my  home,  and  I  know  nothing 
even  of  my  own  family.  Alas,  indeed  ! "  These  words 
were  uttered  in  so  mournful  a  tone  of  voice  that  the 
old  man  broke  in  with,  "Come,  come,  now!  talking 
like  this,  instead  of  drinking  when  we're  all  so  jolly 
together;  this  will  never  do."  He  then  drained  a 
bumper  himself,  and  said,  "  I  propose  a  game  of 
forfeits.  We'll  throw  with  three  dice ;  and  whoever 
throws  so  that  the  spots  on  one  die6  equal  those  on 
the  other  two  shall  give  us  a  verse  with  a  correspond- 
ing classical  allusion  in  it."  He  then  threw  himself, 
and  turned  up  an  ace,  a  two,  and  a  three  ;  whereupon 
he  sung  the  following  lines  : — 

"  An  ace  and  a  deuce  on  one  side,  just  equal  a  three  on  the  other  : 
For  Fan  a  chicken  was  boiled,  though  three  years  had  passed,  by 
Chang's  mother.7 

Thus  friends  love  to  meet !  " 


e  Chinese  dice  are  the  exact  counterpart  of  our  own,  except  that 
the  ace  and  the  four  are  coloured  red  :  the  ace  because  the  combina- 
tion of  black  and  white  would  be  unlucky,  and  the  four  because 
this  number  once  turned  up  in  response  to  the  call  of  an  Emperor 
of  the  T'ang  dynasty,  who  particularly  wanted  a  four  to  win  him  the 
partie.  All  letters,  despatches,  and  such  documents,  have  in- 
variably something  red  about  them,  this  being  the  lucky  colour,  and 
to  the  Chinese,  emblematic  of  prosperity  and  joy. 

7  Alluding  to  an  ancient  story  of  a  promise  by  a  Mr.  Fan  that  he 
VOL.  II.  L 


146  STRANGE   STORIES 

Then  the  young  musician  threw,  and  turned  up  two 
twos  and  a  four ;  whereupon  he  exclaimed,  "  Don't 
laugh  at  the  feeble  allusion  of  an  unlearned  fellow  like 

me: — 

'  Two  deuces  are  equal  to  a  four  : 
Four  men  united  their  valour  in  the  old  city.8 

Thus  brothers  love  to  meet ! '  " 

Mr.  Rushten  followed  with  two  aces  and  a  two,  and 
recited  these  lines  : — • 
"  Two  aces  are  equal  to  a  two  : 

Lu-hsiang  stretched  out  his  two  arms  and  embraced  his  father.9 
Thus  father  and  son  love  to  meet  ! " 

Liang  then  threw,   and  turned  up  the  same  as  Mr. 
Rushten ;  whereupon  he  said  : — 
"  Two  aces  are  equal  to  a  two  : 

Mao-jung  regaled  Lin-tsung  with  two  baskets.10 
Thus  host  and  guest  love  to  meet  ! " 

would  be  at  his  friend  Chang's  house  that  day  three  years.  When 
the  time  drew  near,  Chang's  mother  ridiculed  the  notion  of  a  man 
keeping  a  three  years'  appointment ;  but,  acceding  to  her  son's 
instances,  prepared  a  boiled  chicken,  which  was  barely  ready  when 
Fan  arrived  to  eat  of  it. 

8  Alluding  to  the  celebrated  oath  of  confederation  sworn  in  the 
peach  garden  between  Kuan  Yii,  or  Kuan  Ti  (see  No.  I.,  note  3), 
Chang  Fei  (see  No.  LXIII.,  note  2),  Lhi  Pei,  who  subsequently 
proclaimed  himself  Emperor,  A.D.  221,  and  Chu-ko  Liang,  his  cele- 
brated  minister,    to    whose    sage    counsels    most    of    the   success 
of  the  undertaking  was  due.     The  whole  story  is  one  of  the  best 
known  of  Chinese  historical  romances,  bringing  about,  as  it  did, 
the  downfall  of  the  famous  Han  dynasty,  which  had  endured  for 
over  400  years. 

9  Alluding  to  the  story  of  a  young  man  who  went  in  search  of  his 
missing  father. 

10  Lin-tsung  saw  his  host  kill  a  chicken  which  he  thought  was 
destined  for  himself.     However,   Mao-jung  served   up  the  dainty 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  147 

When  the  partie  was  over  Liang-ssii  rose  to  go,  but 
Mr.  Rushten  said,  "  Dear  me  !  why  are  you  in  such  a 
hurry ;  we  haven't  had  a  moment  to  speak  of  the  old 
place.  Please  stay :  I  was  just  going  to  ask  you  a  few 
questions."  So  Liang-ssu  sat  down  again,  and  Mr. 
Rushten  proceeded.  "I  had  an  old  friend,"  said  he, 
"who  was  drowned  in  the  Tung-t'ing  lake.  He  bore 
the  same  name  as  yourself;  was  he  a  relative?"  "He 
was  my  father,"  replied  Liang-ssu  ;  "  how  did  you  know 
him  ?  "  "  We  were  friends  as  boys  together ;  and  when 
he  was  drowned,  I  recovered  and  buried  his  body  by 
the  river-side"11  Liang-ssii  here  burst  into  tears,  and 
thanked  Mr.  Rushten  very  warmly,  begging  him  to  point 
out  his  father's  grave.  "  Come  again  to-morrow,"  said 
Mr.  Rushten,  "  and  I  will  shew  it  to  you.  You  could 
easily  find  it  yourself.  It  is  close  by  here,  and  has  ten 
stalks  of  water-rush  growing  on  it."  Liang-ssu  now  took 
his  leave,  and  went  back  to  his  boat,  but  he  could  not 
sleep  for  thinking  of  what  Mr.  Rushten  had  told  him  ; 
and  at  length,  without  waiting  for  the  dawn,  he  set  out 
to  look  for  the  grave.  To  his  great  astonishment,  the 
house  where  he  had  spent  the  previous  evening  had  dis- 
appeared ;  but  hunting  about  in  the  direction  indicated 


morsel  to  his  mother,  while  he  and  his  guest  regaled  themselves 
with  two  baskets  of  common  vegetables.  At  this  instance  of  filial 
piety,  Lin-tsung  ^ad  the  good  sense  to  be  charmed. 

11  The  Chinese  recognise  no  act  more  worthy  a  virtuous  man  than 
that  of  burying  stray  bones,  covering  up  exposed  coffins,  and  so 
forth.  By  such  means  the  favour  of  the  Gods  is  most  surely 
obtained,  to  say  nothing  of  the  golden  opinions  of  the  living. 

L   2 


148  STRANGE    STORIES 

by  Mr.  Rushten,  he  found  a  grave  with  ten  water-rushes 
growing  on  it,  precisely  as  Mr.  Rushten  had  described. 
It  then  flashed  across  him  that  Mr.  Rushten's  name  had 
a  special  meaning,  and  that  he  had  been  holding  con- 
verse with  none  other  than  the  disembodied  spirit  of  his 
own  father.  And,  on  inquiring  of  the  people  of  the 
place,  he  learnt  that  twenty  years  before  a  benevolent 
old  gentleman,  named  Kao,  had  been  in  the  habit  of 
collecting  the  bodies  of  persons  found  drowned,  and 
burying  them  in  that  spot.  Liang  then  opened  the 
grave,  and  carried  off  his  father's  remains  to  his  own 
home,  where  his  grandmother,  to  whom  he  described 
Mr.  Rushten's  appearance,  confirmed  the  suspicion  he 
himself  had  formed.  It  also  turned  out  that  the  young 
musician  was  a  cousin  of  his,  who  had  been  drowned 
when  nineteen  years  of  age;  and  then  he  recollected 
that  the  boy's  father  had  subsequently  gone  to  Kiang-si, 
and  that  his  mother  had  died  there,  and  had  been 
buried  at  the  Bamboo  Bridge,  to  which  Mr.  Rushten 
had  alluded  in  his  song.  But  he  did  not  know  who  the 
old  man  was.12 


12  This  is  merely  our  author's  way  of  putting  the  question  of  the 
d  man's  identity.     He  was  the  Spirit  of  the  Waters— his  name,  it 


cutny.  jne  was  me  spirit  01  me  waters — nis  name,  it 
will  be  recollected,  was  River— just,  in  fact,  as  we  say  Old  Father 
Thames. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO. 


I49 


XCIV. 

THE   BOAT-GIRL   BRIDE. 

WANG  KULI-NGAN  was  a  young  man  of  good  family. 
It  happened  once  when  he  was  travelling  southwards, 
and  had  moored  his  boat  to  the  bank,  that  he  saw  in 
another  boat  close  by  a  young  boat-girl  embroidering 
shoes.  He  was  much  struck  by  her  beauty,  and  con- 
tinued gazing  at  her  for  some  time,  though  she  took  not 
the  slightest  notice  of  him,  By-and-by  he  began 
singing — 

"  The  Lo-yang  lady  lives  over  the  way  : 
[Fifteen  years  is  her  age  I  should  say  "] l 

to  attract  her  attention,  and  then  she  seemed  to  per- 
ceive that  he  was  addressing  himself  to  her ;  but,  after 
just  raising  her  head  and  glancing  at  him,  she  resumed 
her  embroidery  as  before.  Wang  then  threw  a  piece 
of  silver  towards  her,  which  fell  on  her  skirt;  how- 
ever she  merely  picked  it  up,  and  flung  it  on  to  the 
bank,  as  if  she  had  not  seen  what  it  was,  so  Wang 

1  From  a  poem  by  Wang  Wei,  a  noted  poet  of  the  T'ang 
dynasty.  The  second  line  is  not  given  in  the  text. 


150  STRANGE    STORIES 

put  it  back  in  his  pocket  again.  He  followed  up  by 
throwing  her  a  gold  bracelet,  to  which  she  paid  no 
attention  whatever,  never  taking  her  eyes  off  her  work. 
A  few  minutes  after  her  father  appeared,  much  to  the 
dismay  of  Wang,  who  was  afraid  he  would  see  the 
bracelet;  but  the  young  girl  quietly  placed  her  feet 
over  it,  and  concealed  it  from  his  sight.  The  boatman 
let  go  the  painter,  and  away  they  went  down  stream, 
leaving  Wang  sitting  there,  not  knowing  what  to  do 
next.  And,  having  recently  lost  his  wife,  he  regretted 
that  he  had  not  seized  this  opportunity  to  make  another 
match ;  the  more  so,  as  when  he  came  to  ask  the  other 
boat-people  of  the  place,  no  one  knew  anything  about 
them.  So  Wang  got  into  his  own  boat,  and  started  off  in 
pursuit;  but  evening  came  on,  and,  as  he  could  see 
nothing  of  them,  he  was  obliged  to  turn  back  and 
proceed  in  the  direction  where  business  was  taking 
him.  When  he  had  finished  that,  he  returned,  making 
inquiries  all  the  way  along,  but  without  hearing  anything 
about  the  object  of  his  search.  On  arriving  at  home, 
he  was  unable  either  to  eat  or  to  sleep,  so  much  did 
this  affair  occupy  his  mind  ;  and  about  a  year  after- 
wards he  went  south  again,  bought  a  boat,  and  lived 
in  it  as  his  home,  watching  carefully  every  single  vessel 
that  passed  either  up  or  down,  until  at  last  there  was 
hardly  one  he  didn't  know  by  sight.  But  all  this  time 
the  boat  he  was  looking  for  never  reappeared. 

Some  six  months  passed  away  thus,  and  then,  having 
exhausted  all  his  funds,  he  was  obliged  to  go  home, 
where  he  remained  in  a  state  of  general  inaptitude  for 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  151 

anything.  One  night  he  dreamed  that  he  entered  a 
village  on  the  river-bank,  and  that,  after  passing  several 
houses,  he  saw  one  with  a  door  towards  the  south, 
and  a  palisade  of  bamboos  inside.  Thinking  it  was  a 
garden,  he  walked  in  and  beheld  a  beautiful  magnolia, 
covered  with  blossoms,  which  reminded  him  of  the 
line — 

"  And  Judas-tree  in  flower  before  her  door."  2 

A  few  steps  farther  on  was  a  neat  bamboo  hedge,  on 
the  other  side  of  which,  towards  the  north,  he  found 
a  small  house,  with  three  columns,  the  door  of  which 
was  locked ;  and  another,  towards  the  south,  with  its 
window  shaded  by  the  broad  leaves  of  a  plaintain-tree. 
The  door  was  barred  by  a  clothes-horse,3  on  which 


2  From  a  poem  by  P'an  T'ang-shen,  which  runs  : — 

"  Her  rustic  home  stands  by  the  Tung-t'ing  lake. 

Ye  who  would  there  a  pure  libation  pour, 

Look  for  mud  walls — a  roof  of  rushy  make — 

And  Judas-tree  in  flower  before  the  door." 

The  Chinese  believe  that  the  Judas-tree  will  only  bloom  where 
fraternal  love  prevails. 

3  I  have  already  observed  that  men  and  women  should  not  let 
their  hands  touch  when  passing  things  to  each  other  (see  No.  XL., 
note  3) ;   neither  is  it  considered    proper   for  persons  of  different 
sexes   to  hang  their  clothes    on    the    same    clothes-horse.     (See 
Appendix,  note  42.) 

With  regard  to  shaking  hands,  I  have  omitted  to  mention  how 
hateful  this  custom  is  in  the  eyes  of  the  Chinese,  as  in  vogue  among 
foreigners,  without  reference  to  sex.  They  believe  that  a  bad  man 
might  easily  secrete  some  noxious  drug  in  the  palm  of  his  hand, 
and  so  convey  it  into  the  system  of  any  woman,  who  would  then  be 
at  his  mercy. 


152  STRANGE   STORIES 

was  hanging  an  embroidered  petticoat;  and,  on  seeing 
this,  Wang  stepped  back,  knowing  that  he  had  got  to 
the  ladies'  quarters ;  but  his  presence  had  already  been 
noticed  inside,  and,  in  another  moment,  out  came  his 
heroine  of  the  boat.  Overjoyed  at  seeing  her,  he  was 
on  the  point  of  grasping  her  hand,  when  suddenly  the 
girl's  father  arrived,  and,  in  his  consternation,  Wang 
waked  up,  and  found  that  it  was  all  a  dream.  Every 
incident  of  it,  however,  remained  clear  and  distinct  in 
his  mind,  and  he  took  care  to  say  nothing  about  it  to 
anybody,  for  fear  of  destroying  its  reality. 

Another  year  passed  away,  and  he  went  again  to 
Chinkiang,  where  lived  an  official,  named  Hsu,  who 
was  an  old  friend  of  the  family,  and  who  invited  Wang 
to  come  and  take  a  cup  of  wine  with  him.  On  his 
way  thither,  Wang  lost  his  way,  but  at  length  reached 
a  village  which  seemed  familiar  to  him,  and  which  he 
soon  found,  by  the  door  with  the  magnolia  inside,  to  be 
identical,  in  every  particular,  with  the  village  of  his 
dream.  He  went  in  through  the  doorway,  and  there 
was  everything  as  he  had  seen  it  in  his  dream,  even  to 
the  boat-girl  herself.  She  jumped  up  on  his  arrival, 
and,  shutting  the  door  in  his  face,  asked  what  his 
business  was  there.  Wang  inquired  if  she  had  forgotten 
about  the  bracelet,  and  went  on  to  tell  her  how  long 
he  had  been  searching  for  her,  and  how,  at  last,  she 
had  been  revealed  to  him  in  a  dream.  The  girl  then 
begged  to  know  his  name  and  family;  and  when  she 
heard  who  he  was,  she  asked  what  a  gentleman  like 
himself  could  want  with  a  poor  boat-girl  like  her,  as 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  153 

he  must  have  a  wife  of  his  own.  "  But  for  you," 
replied  Wang,  "  I  should,  indeed,  have  been  married 
long  ago."  Upon  which  the  girl  told  him  if  that  was 
really  the  case,  he  had  better  apply  to  her  parents, 
"although,"  added  she,  "they  have  already  refused  a 
great  many  offers  for  me.  The  bracelet  you  gave  me 
is  here,  but  my  father  and  mother  are  just  now  away 
from  home ;  they  will  be  back  shortly.  You  go  away 
now  and  engage  a  match-maker,  when  I  dare  say  it 
will  be  all  right  if  the  proper  formalities  are  observed." 
Wang  then  retired,  the  girl  calling  after  him  to  re- 
member that  her  name  was  Meng  Yiin,  and  her  father's 
Meng  Chiang-li.  He  proceeded  at  once  on  his  way  to 
Mr.  Hsu's,  and  after  that  sought  out  his  intended 
father-in-law,  telling  him  who  he  was,  and  offering  him 
at  the  same  time  one  hundred  ounces  of  silver,  as 
betrothal-money  for  his  daughter.  "  She  is  already 
promised,"  replied  the  old  man ;  upon  which  Wang 
declared  he  had  been  making  careful  inquiries,  and  had 
heard,  on  all  sides,  that  the  young  lady  was  not  en- 
gaged, winding  up  by  begging  to  know  what  objection 
there  was  to  his  suit.  "  I  have  just  promised  her," 
answered  her  father,  "  and  I  cannot  possibly  break  my 
word ; "  so  Wang  went  away,  deeply  mortified,  not 
knowing  whether  to  believe  it  or  not.  That  night  he 
tossed  about  a  good  deal;  and  next  morning,  braving 
the  ridicule  with  which  he  imagined  his  friend  would 
view  his  wished-for  alliance  with  a  boat-girl,  he  went 
off  to  Mr.  Hsu',  and  told  him  all  about  it.  "Why 
didn't  you  consult  me  before  ?  "  cried  Mr.  Hsu ;  "  her 


154  STRANGE    STORIES 

father  is  a  connection  of  mine."  Wang  then  went  on 
to  give  fuller  particulars,  which  his  friend  interrupted 
by  saying,  "  Chang-li  is  indeed  poor,  but  he  has  never 
been  a  boatman.  Are  you  sure  you  are  not  making 
a  mistake?"  He  then  sent  off  his  elder  son  to  make 
inquiries ;  and  to  him  the  girl's  father  said,  "  Poor  I 
am,  but  I  don't  sell  my  daughter.4  Your  friend  imagined 
that  I  should  be  tempted  by  the  sight  of  his  money 
to  forego  the  usual  ceremonies,  and  so  I  won't  have 
anything  to  do  with  him.  But  if  your  father  desires 
this  match,  and  everything  is  in  proper  order,  I  will 
just  go  in  and  consult  with  my  daughter,  and  see  if  she 
is  willing."  He  then  retired  for  a  few  minutes,  and 
when  he  came  back  he  raised  his  hands  in  congratu- 
lation, saying,  "  Everything  is  as  you  wish  ;  "  whereupon 
a  day  was  fixed,  and  the  young  man  went  home  to 
report  to  his  father.  Wang  now  sent  off  betrothal 
presents,  with  the  usual  formalities,  and  took  up  his 
abode  with  his  friend,  Mr.  Hsu,  until  the  marriage 
was  solemnized,  three  days  after  which  he  bade  adieu 
to  his  father-in-law,  and  started  on  his  way  northwards. 
In  the  evening,  as  they  were  sitting  on  the  boat  to- 
gether, Wang  said  to  his  wife,  "When  I  first  met  you 
near  this  spot,  I  fancied  you  were  not  of  the  ordinary 
boating-class.  Where  were  you  then  going ? "  "I  was 
going  to  visit  my  uncle,"  she  replied.  "We  are  not  a 


4  Alluding  to  Wang's  breach  of  etiquette  in  visiting  the  father 
himself,  instead  of  sending  a  go-between,  who  would  have  offered 
the  same  sum  in  due  form  as  the  usual  dowry  or  present  to  the 
bride's  family. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  155 

_          family,  you  know,  but  we  don't  want  anything 
through   an   improper   channel;    and    I    couldn't   help 
smiling  at  the  great  eyes  you  were  making  at  me,   all 
the  time  trying  to  tempt  me  with  money.     But  when  I 
heard  you  speak,   I  knew  at  once  you  were  a  man  of 
;  refinement,  though  I  guessed  you  were  a  bit  of  a  rake  ; 
and  so  I  hid  your  bracelet,   and  saved   you  from  the 
wrath  of  my  father."     "And  yet,"  replied  Wang,  "you 
,  have  fallen  into  my  snare  after  all;"  adding,  after  a  little 
pressure,  "for  I  can't  conceal  from  you  much  longer 
the  fact  that  I  have  already  a  wife,  belonging  to  a  high 
j  official  family."    This  she  did  not  believe,  until  he  began 
to  affirm  it  seriously;  and  then  she  jumped  up  and  ran 
out  of  the  cabin.     Wang  followed  at  once,  but,  before 
he  could  reach  her,  she  was  already  in  the  river  ;  where- 
upon he  shouted  out  to  boats  to  come  to  their  assistance, 
causing  quite  a  commotion  all  round  about ;  but  nothing 
was  to  be  seen  in  the  river,  save  only  the  reflection  of 
the  stars  shining  brightly  on  the  water.     All  night  long 
Wang  went  sorrowfully  up  and  down,  and  offered  a  high 
reward  for  the  body,  which,   however,   was   not   forth- 
coming.    So  he  went  home  in  despair,  and  then,  fearing 
lest  his  father-in-law  should  come  to  visit  his  daughter, 
he  started  on  a  visit  to  a  connection  of  his,  who  had  an 
appointment  in  Honan.     In  the  course  of  a  year  or  two, 
when  on  his  homeward  journey,  he  chanced  to  be  de- 
tained by  bad  weather  at  a  roadside  inn  of  rather  cleaner 
appearance  than  usual.     Within  he  saw  an  old  woman 
playing  with  a  child,  which,  as  soon  as  he  entered,  held 
out  its  arms  to  him  to  be  taken.     Wang  took  the  child 


STRANGE   STORIES 


on  his  knee,  and  there  it  remained,  refusing  to  go  back 
to  its  nurse  ;  and,  when  the  rain  had  stopped,  and  Wang; 
was  getting  ready  to  go,  the  child  cried  out,  "Pa-pa 
gone  !  "  The  nurse  told  it  to  hold  its  tongue,  and,  at 
the  same  moment,  out  from  behind  the  screen  came 
Wang's  long-lost  wife.  "You  bad  fellow,"  said  she, 
"what  am  I  to  do  with  this?"  pointing  to  the  child; 
and  then  Wang  knew  that  the  boy  was  his  own  son.  He 
was  much  affected,  and  swore  by  the  sun5  that  the 
words  he  had  uttered  had  been  uttered  in  jest,  and 
by-and-by  his  wife's  anger  was  soothed.  She  then  ex- 
plained how  she  had  been  picked  up  by  a  passing  boat, 
the  occupant  of  which  was  the  owner  of  the  house  they 
were  in,  a  man  of  sixty  years  of  age,  who  had  no 
children  of  his  own,  and  who  kindly  adopted  her.6  She 

»  Witnesses  in  a  Chinese  court  of  justice  take  no  oath,  in  our 
sense  of  the  term.  Their  written  depositions,  however,  are  always 
ended  with  the  words  "the  above  evidence  is  the  truth!"  In 
ordinary  life  people  call  heaven  and  earth  to  witness,  or,  as  in  this 
case,  the  sun  ;  or  they  declare  themselves  willing  to  forfeit  their 
lives  ;  and  so  on,  if  their  statements  are  not  true.  "  Saucer-break- 
ing ls  one  of  those  pleasant  inductions  from  probably  a  single 
instance,  which  may  have  been  the  fancy  of  a  moment  ;  at  any  rate 
it  is  quite  unknown  in  China  as  a  national  custom.  "Cock-killino-" 
usually  has  reference  to  the  ceremonies  of  initiation  performed  by 
the  members  of  the  numerous  secret  societies  which  exist  over  the 
length  and  breadth  of  the  Empire,  in  spite  of  Government  pro- 
hibitions,  and  the  penalty  of  death  incurred  upon  detection. 

Adoption  is  common  all  over  China,  and  is  regulated  by  law 
*  or  instance,  an  adopted  son  excludes  all  the  daughters  of  the 
family  A  man  is  not  allowed  to  marry  a  girl  whom  he  has  adopted 
until  he  shall  have  given  her  away  to  be  adopted  in  a  family  of  a 
different  surname  from  his  awn;  after  which  fictitious  ceremony,  his 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  157 

also  told  him  how  she  had  had  several  offers  of  marriage, 
all  of  which  she  had  refused,  and  how  her  child  was 
born,  and  that  she  had  called  him  Chi-sheng,  and  that  he 
was  then  a  year  old.  Wang  now  unpacked  his  baggage 
again,  and  went  in  to  see  the  old  gentleman  and  his 
wife,  whom  he  treated  as  if  they  had  actually  been  his 
wife's  parents.  A  few  days  afterwards  they  set  off 
together  towards  Wang's  home,  where  they  found  his 
wife's  real  father  awaiting  them.  He  had  been  there 
more  than  two  months,  and  had  been  considerably  dis- 
concerted by  the  mysterious  remarks  of  Wang's  servants ; 
but  the  arrival  of  his  daughter  and  her  husband  made 
things  all  smooth  again,  and  when  they  told  him  what 
had  happened,  he  understood  the  demeanour  of  the 
servants  which  had  seemed  so  strange  to  him  at 
first. 


marriage  with  her  becomes  legal  (see  No.  XV.,  note  3) ;  for  the 
child  adopted  takes  the  same  surname  as  that  of  the  family  into 
which  he  is  adopted,  and  is  so  far  cut  off  from  his  own.  relations, 
that  he  would  not  venture  even  to  put  on  mourning  for  his  real 
parents  without  first  obtaining  the  consent  of  those  who  had 
adopted  him.  A  son  or  daughter  may  be  sold,  but  an  adopted 
child  may  not ;  neither  may  the  adopted  child  be  given  away  in 
adoption  to  any  one  else  without  the  specific  consent  of  his  real 
parents.  The  general  object  in  adopting  children  is  to  leave  some 
one  behind  at  death  to  look  after  the  duties  of  ancestral  worship. 
For  this  boys  are  preferred  ;  but  the  Fortunate  Union  gives  an 
instance  in  which  these  rites  were  very  creditably  performed  by  the 
heroine  of  the  tale. 


158  STRANGE   STORIES 


xcv. 

THE  TWO   BRIDES. 

Now    Chi-sheng,    or    Wang    Sun,    was    one    of    the 
cleverest  young  fellows  in  the  district;    and  his  father 
and  mother,  who  had  foreseen  his  ability  from  the  time 
when,  as  a  baby  in  long  clothes,  he  distinguished  them  from 
other  people,  loved  him  very  dearly.     He  grew  up  into  a 
handsome  lad ;  at  eight  or  nine  he  could  compose  ele- 
gantly, and  by  fourteen  he  had  already  entered  his  name 
as  a  candidate  for  the  first  degree,  after  which  his  mar- 
riage became  a  question  for   consideration.      Now  his 
father's  younger  sister,  Erh-niang,  had  married  a  gentle- 
man named  Cheng  Tzii-ch'iao,  and  they  had  a  daughter 
called  Kuei-hsiu,  who  was  extremely   pretty,  and   with 
whom  Chi-sheng  fell  deeply  in  love,  being  soon  unable 
either  to  eat  or  to  sleep.     His  parents  became  extremely 
uneasy  about  him,  and  inquired  what  it  was  that  ailed 
him ;  and  when  he  told  them,  they  at  once  sent  off  a 
match-maker  to  Mr.   Cheng.     The  latter,  however,  was 
rather  a  stickler  for  the  proprieties,  and  replied  that  the 
near   relationship    precluded    him   from    accepting   the 

1  This  story  is  a  sequel  to  the  last. 


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I59 


offer.2  Thereupon  Chi-sheng  became  dangerously  ill, 
and  his  mother,  not  knowing  what  to  do,  secretly  tried  to 
persuade  Erh-niang  to  let  her  daughter  come  over  to 
,  their  house ;  but  Mr.  Cheng  heard  of  it,  and  was  so 
angry  that  Chi-sheng's  father  and  mother  gave  up  all  hope 
of  arranging  the  match. 

At  that  time  there  was  a  gentleman  named  Chang 
living  near  by,  who  had  five  daughters,  all  very  pretty, 
but  the  youngest,  called  Wu-k'o,  was  singularly  beautiful, 
far  surpassing  her  four  sisters.  She  was  not  betrothed  to 
any  one,  when  one  day,  as  she  was  on  her  way  to  worship 
at  the  family  tombs,  she  chanced  to  see  Chi-sheng,  and 
at  her  return  home  spoke  about  him  to  her  mother.  Her 
mother  guessed  what  her  meaning  was,  and  arranged 
with  a  match-maker,  named  Mrs.  Yii,  to  call  upon  Chi- 
sheng's  parents.  This  she  did  precisely  at  the  time  when 
Chi-sheng  was  so  ill,  and  forthwith  told  his  mother  that 
her  son's  complaint  was  one  she,  Mrs.  Yii,  was  quite 
competent  to  cure;  going  on  to  tell  her  about  Miss 
Wu-k'o  and  the  proposed  marriage,  at  which  the  good 
lady  was  delighted,  and  sent  her  in  to  talk  about  it  to 
Chi-sheng  himself.  "Alas!"  cried  he,  when  he  had 
heard  Mrs.  Yii's  story,  "  you  are  bringing  me  the 
wrong  medicine  for  my  complaint."  "All  depends 
upon  the  efficacy  of  the  medicine,"  replied  Mrs.  Yii ; 
"  if  the  medicine  is  good,  it  matters  not  what  is  the 
name  of  the  doctor  who  administers  the  draught ;  while 


2  The  surnames  would  in  this  case  be  different,  and  no  obstacle 
could  be  offered  on  that  score.     See  No.  XV.,  note  3. 


STRANGE   STORIES 


to  set  your  heart  on  a  particular  person,  and  to  lie  there 
and   die   because  that  person   doesn't  come,  is   surely 
foolish    in  the   extreme."      "Ah,"   rejoined   Chi-sheng, 
"  there's  no  medicine  under  heaven  that  will  do  me  any 
good."     Mrs.  Yii  told  him  his  experience  was  limited 
and  proceeded  to  expatiate  by  speaking  and  gesticulating 
on  the  beauty  and  liveliness  of  Wu-k'o.     But  all  Chi- 
sheng  said  was  that  she  was  not  what  he  wanted,  and 
turning  round  his   face  to  the  wall,  would  listen  to  no 
more  about  her.     So  Mrs.  Yii  was  obliged  to  go  away, 
and  Chi-sheng  became  worse  and  worse  every  day,  until 
suddenly  one  of  the  maids  came  in  and  informed  him 
that  the  young  lady  herself   was  at  the  door.     Imme- 
diately he  jumped  up  and  ran  out,  and  lo  !  there  before 
him  stood  a  beautiful  girl,  whom,  however  he  soon  dis- 
covered not  to  be  Kuei-hsiu.     She  wore  a  light  yellow 
robe  with  a  fine  silk  jacket  and  an  embroidered  petticoat 
from  beneath  which  her  two  little  feet  peeped  out;  and 
altogether  she  more  resembled  a  fairy  than  anything  else. 
Chi-sheng  inquired  her  name;  to  which  she  replied  that 
it  was  Wu-k'o,  adding  that  she  couldn't  understand  his 
devoted  attachment  to  Kuei-hsiu,  as  if  there  was  nobody 
else  in  the  world.     Chi-sheng  apologized,  saying  that  he 
d  never  before  seen  any  one  so  beautiful  as  Kuei-hsiu, 
but  that  he  was  now  aware  of  his  mistake.     He  then 
swore  everlasting  fidelity  to  her,  and  was  just  grasping 
r  hand,  when  he  awoke  and  found  his  mother  rubbing 
him.     It  was  a  dream,  but  so  accurately  defined  in  all 
its  details  that  he  began  to  think  if  Wu-k'o  was  really 
such  as  he  had  seen  her,  there  would  be  no  further  need 


FROM   A   CHINESE    STUDIO.  l6l 

to  try  for  his  impracticable  cousin.  So  he  communi- 
cated his  dream  to  his  mother ;  and  she,  only  too 
delighted  to  notice  this  change  of  feeling,  offered  to  go 
!to  Wu-k'o's  house  herself;  but  Chi-sheng  would  not  hear 
of  this,  and  arranged  with  an  old  woman  who  knew  the 
family  to  find  some  pretext  for  going  there,  and  to  report 
to  him  what  Wu-k'o  was  like.  When  she  arrived  Wu-k'o 
,  was  ill  in  bed,  and  lay  with  her  head  propped  up  by 
pillows,  looking  very  pretty  indeed.  The  old  woman 
approached  the  couch  and  asked  what  was  the  matter ; 
to  which  Wu-k'o  made  no  reply,  her  fingers  fidgetting  all 
the  time  with  her  waistband.  "  She's  been  behaving 
badly  to  her  father  and  mother,"  cried  the  latter,  who 
was  in  the  room ;  "  there's  many  a  one  has  offered  to 
marry  her,  but  she  says  she'll  have  none  but  Chi-sheng  : 
and  then  when  I  scold  her  a  bit,  she  takes  on  and  won't 
touch  her  food  for  days."  "Madam,"  said  the  old 
woman,  "if  you  could  get  that  young  man  for  your 
daughter  they  would  make  a  truly  pretty  pair ;  and  as  for 
him,  if  he  could  only  see  Miss  Wu-k'o,  I'm  afraid  it 
would  be  too  much  for  him.  What  do  you  think  of  my 
going  there  and  getting  them  to  make  proposals  ?  "  "  No, 
thank  you,"  replied  Wu-k'o ;  "  I  would  rather  not  risk 
his  refusal;"  upon  which  the  old  woman  declared  she 
would  succeed,  and  hurried  off  to  tell  Chi-sheng,  who 
was  delighted  to  find  from  her  report  that  Wu-k'o  was 
exactly  as  he  had  seen  her  in  his  dream,  though  he 
didn't  trust  implicitly  in  all  the  old  woman  said.  By- 
and-by,  when  he  began  to  get  a  little  better,  he  consulted 
with  the  old  woman  as  to  how  he  could  see  Wu-k'o  with 

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1 62  STRANGE   STORIES 

his  own  eyes ;  and,  after  some  little  difficulty,  it  was 
arranged  that  Chi-sheng  should  hide  himself  in  a  room 
from  which  he  would  be  able  to  see  her  as  she  crossed 
the  yard  supported  by  a  maid,  which  she  did  every  day 
at  a  certain  hour.  This  Chi-sheng  proceeded  to  do,  and 
in  a  little  while  out  she  came,  accompanied  by  the  old 
woman  as  well,  who  instantly  drew  her  attention  either 
to  the  clouds  or  the  trees,  in  order  that  she  should  walk 
more  leisurely.  Thus  Chi-sheng  had  a  good  look  at  her, 
and  saw  that  she  was  truly  the  young  lady  of  his  dream. 
He  could  hardly  contain  himself  for  joy ;  and  when  the 
old  woman  arrived  and  asked  if  she  would  do  instead  of 
Kuei-hsiu,  he  thanked  her  very  warmly  and  returned  to 
his  own  home.  There  he  told  his  father  and  mother, 
who  sent  off  a  match-maker  to  arrange  the  preliminaries ; 
but  the  latter  came  back  and  told  them  that  Wu-k'o  was 
already  betrothed.  This  was  a  terrible  blow  for  Chi- 
sheng,  who  was  soon  as  ill  as  ever,  and  offered  no  reply 
to  his  father  and  mother  when  they  charged  him  with 
having  made  a  mistake.  For  several  months  he  ate 
nothing  but  a  bowl  of  rice-gruel  a-day,  and  he  became  as 
emaciated  as  a  fowl,  when  all  of  a  sudden  the  old  woman 
walked  in  and  asked  him  what  was  the  matter.  "  Foolish 
boy,"  said  she,  when  he  had  told  her  all ;  "  before  you 
wouldn't  have  her,  and  do  you  imagine  she  is  bound  to 
have  you  now  ?  But  I'll  see  if  I  can't  help  you ;  for 
were  she  the  Emperor's  own  daughter,  I  should  still  find 
some  way  of  getting  her."  Chi-sheng  asked  what  he 
should  do,  and  she  then  told  him  to  send  a  servant  with 
a  letter  next  day  to  Wu-k'o's  house,  to  which  his  father 


-FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  163 

at  first  objected  for  fear  of  another  repulse ;  but  the  old 
woman  assured  him  that  Wu-k'o's  parents  had  since  re- 
pented, besides  which  no  written  contract  had  as  yet 
been  made ;  "  and  you  know  the  proverb,"  added  she, 
"  that  those  who  are  first  at  the  fire  will  get  their  dinner 
first."  So  Chi-sheng's  father  agreed,  and  two  servants 
were  accordingly  sent,  their  mission  proving  a  complete 
success.  Chi-sheng  now  rapidly  recovered  his  health, 
and  thought  no  more  of  Kuei-hsiu,  who,  when  she  heard 
of  the  intended  match,  became  in  her  turn  very  seriously 
ill,  to  the  great  anger  of  her  father,  who  said  she  might 
die  for  all  he  cared,  but  to  the  great  sorrow  of  her 
mother,  who  was  extremely  fond  of  her  daughter.  The 
latter  even  went  so  far  as  to  propose  to  Mr.  Chang  that 
Kuei-hsiu  should  go  as  second  wife,  at  which  he  was  so 
enraged  that  he  declared  he  would  wash  his  hands  of  the 
girl  altogether.  The  mother  then  found  out  when  Chi- 
sheng's  wedding  was  to  take  place;  and,  borrowing  a 
chair  and  attendants  from  her  brother  under  pretence  of 
going  to  visit  him,  put  Kuei-hsui  inside  and  sent  her  off 
to  her  uncle's  house.  As  she  arrived  at  the  door,  the 
servants  spread  a  carpet  for  her  to  walk  on,  and  the 
band  struck  up  the  wedding  march.  Chi-sheng  went  out 
to  see  what  it  was  all  about,  and  there  met  a  young  lady 
in  a  bridal  veil,  from  whom  he  would  have  escaped  had 
not  her  servants  surrounded  them,  and,  before  he  knew 
what  he  was  doing,  he  was  making  her  the  usual  saluta- 
tion of  a  bridegroom.  They  then  went  in  together,  and, 
to  his  further  astonishment,  he  found  that  the  young 
lady  was  Kuei-hsiu ;  and,  being  now  unable  to  go  and 
M  2 


164  STRANGE   STORIES 

meet  Wu-k'o,  a  message  was  sent  to  her  father,  telling 
him  what  had  occurred.  He,  too,  got  into  a  great  rage, 
and  vowed  he  would  break  off  the  match ;  but  Wu-k'o 
herself  said  she  would  go  all  the  same,  her  rival  having 
only  got  the  start  of  her  in  point  of  time.  And  go  she 
did ;  and  the  two  wives,  instead  of  quarrelling,  as  was 
expected,  lived  very  happily  together  like  sisters,  and 
wore  each  other's  clothes  and  shoes  without  distinction, 
Kuei-hsiu  taking  the  place  of  an  elder  sister  as  being 
somewhat  older  than  Wu-k'o.3  One  day,  after  these 
events,  Chi-sheng  asked  Wu-k'o  why  she  had  refused 
his  offer ;  to  which  she  replied  that  it  was  merely  to  pay 
him  out  for  having  previously  refused  her  father's  pro- 
posal. "  Before  you  had  seen  me,  your  head  was  full  of 
Kuei-hsiu;  but  after  you  had  seen  me,  your  thoughts 
were  somewhat  divided ;  and  I  wanted  to  know  how  I 
compared  with  her,  and  whether  you  would  fall  ill  on 
my  account  as  you  had  on  hers,  that  we  mightn't  quarrel 
about  our  looks."  "  It  was  a  cruel  revenge,"  said  Chi- 
sheng  ;  "  but  how  should  I  ever  have  got  a  sight  of  you 
had  it  not  been  for  the  old  woman  ?  "  "  What  had  she 
to  do  with  it ? "  replied  Wu-k'o ;  "I  knew  you  were 
behind  the  door  all  the  time.  When  I  was  ill  I  dreamt 
that  I  went  to  your  house  and  saw  you,  but  I  looked 
upon  it  only  as  a  dream  until  I  heard  that  you  had 
dreamt  that  I  had  actually  been  there,  and  then  I  knew 

3  The  denotement  of  the  Yii-chiao-li,  a  small  novel  which  was 
translated  into  French  by  Remusat,  and  again  by  Julien  under  the 
title  of  Les  Deux  Cousines,  is  effected  by  the  hero  of  the  tale 
marrying  both  the  heroines. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO. 


'65 


that  my  spirit  must  have  been  with  you."  Chi-sheng 
now  related  to  her  the  particulars  of  his  vision,  which 
coincided  exactly  with  her  own ;  and  thus,  strangely 
enough,  had  the  matrimonial  alliances  of  both  father  and 
son  been  brought  about  by  dreams. 


1 66  STRANGE   STORIES 


XCVL 
A  SUPERNATURAL  WIFE. 

A  CERTAIN  Mr.  Chao,  of  Ch'ang-shan,  lodged  in  a 
family  of  the  name  of  T'ai.  He  was  very  badly  off, 
and,  falling  sick,  was  brought  almost  to  death's  door. 
One  day  they  moved  him  into  the  verandah,  that  it 
might  be  cooler  for  him ;  and,  when  he  awoke  from  a 
nap,  lo  !  a  beautiful  girl  was  standing  by  his  side.  "  I 
am  come  to  be  your  wife,"  said  the  girl,  in  answer  to  his 
question  as  to  who  she  was ;  to  which  he  replied  that  a 
poor  fellow  like  himself  did  not  look  for  such  luck  as 
that ;  adding  that,  being  then  on  his  death-bed,  he  would 
not  have  much  occasion  for  the  services  of  a  wife.  The 
girl  said  she  could  cure  him ;  but  he  told  her  he  very 
much  doubted  that;  "And  even," continued  he,  "should 
you  have  any  good  prescription,  I  have  not  the  means  of 
getting  it  made  up."  "  I  don't  want  medicine  to  cure 
you  with,"  rejoined  the  girl,  proceeding  at  once  to  rub 
his  back  and  sides  with  her  hand,  which  seemed  to  him 
like  a  ball  of  fire.  He  soon  began  to  feel  much  better, 
and  asked  the  young  lady  what  her  name  was,  in  order, 
as  he  said,  that  he  might  remember  her  in  his  prayers. 
"  I  am  a  spirit,"  replied  she ;  "  and  you,  when  alive 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  167 

under  the  Han  dynasty  as  Ch'u  Sui-liang,  were  a  bene- 
factor of  my  family.  Your  kindness  being  engraven  on  my 
heart,  I  have  at  length  succeeded  in  my  search  for  you, 
and  am  able  in  some  measure  to  requite  you.  Chao  was 
dreadfully  ashamed  of  his  poverty-stricken  state,  and 
afraid  that  his  dirty  room  would  spoil  the  young  lady's 
dress ;  but  she  made  him  show  her  in,  and  accordingly 
he  took  her  into  his  apartment,  where  there  were  neither 
chairs  to  sit  upon,  nor  signs  of  anything  to  eat,  saying,  "You 
might,  indeed,  be  able  to  put  up  with  all  this ;  but  you 
see  my  larder  is  empty,  and  I  have  absolutely  no  means 
of  supporting  a  wife."  "Don't  be  alarmed  about  that," 
cried  she ;  and  in  another  moment  he  saw  a  couch 
covered  with  costly  robes,  the  walls  papered  with  a 
silver-flecked  paper,  and  chairs  and  tables  appear,  the 
latter  laden  with  all  kinds  of  wine  and  exquisite  viands. 
They  then  began  to  enjoy  themselves,  and  lived  together 
as  husband  and  wife,  many  people  coming  to  witness 
these  strange  things,  and  being  all  cordially  received  by 
the  young  lady,  who  in  her  turn  always  accompanied 
Mr.  Chao  when  he  went  out  to  dinner  anywhere.1  One 
day  there  was  an  unprincipled  young  graduate  among 
the  company,  which  she  seemed  immediately  to  become 


1  The  sexes  do  not  dine  together.  On  the  occasion  of  a  dinner- 
party, private  or  official,  the  ladies  give  a  separate  entertainment  to 
the  wives  of  the  various  guests  in  the  "inner"  or  women's  apart- 
ments, as  an  adjunct  to  which  a  theatrical  troupe  is  often  engaged, 
precisely  as  in  the  case  of  the  opposite  sex.  Singing-girls  are, 
however,  present  at  and  share  in  the  banquets  of  the  roues  of 
China. 


1 68  STRANGE   STORIES 

aware  of;  and,  after  calling  him  several  bad  names,  she 
struck  him  on  the  side  of  the  head,  causing  his  head  to 
fly  out  of  the  window  while  his  body  remained  inside ; 
and  there  he  was,  stuck  fast,  unable  to  move  either  way, 
until  the  others  interceded  for  him  and  he  was  released. 
After  some  time  visitors  became  too  numerous,  and  if 
she  refused  to  see  them  they  turned  their  anger  against 
her  husband.  At  length,  as  they  were  sitting  tegether 
drinking  with  some  friends  at  the  Tuan-yang  festival,2  a 
white  rabbit  ran  in,  whereupon  the  girl  jumped  up  and 
said,  "The  doctor3  has  come  for  me;"  then,  turning  to 
the  rabbit,  she  added,  "You  go  on  :  I'll  follow  you."  So 
the  rabbit  went  away,  and  then  she  ordered  them  to  get 
a  ladder  and  place  it  against  a  high  tree  in  the  back 
yard,  the  top  of  the  ladder  overtopping  the  tree.  The 
young  lady  went  up  first  and  Chao  close  behind  her ; 
after  which  she  called  out  to  anybody  who  wished  to  join 
them  to  make  haste  up.  None  ventured  to  do  so  with 
the  exception  of  a  serving-boy  belonging  to  the  house, 


2  This  occurs  on   the   5th  of  the  5th  moon,  and  is  commonly 
known  as  the  Dragon-Boat  Festival,  from  a  practice  of  racing  on 
that  day  in  long,  narrow  boats.     It  is  said  to  have  been  instituted 
in  memory  of  a  patriotic  statesman,  whose  identity,  however,  is  not 
settled,  some  writers  giving  Wu  Yun  (see  The  Middle  Kingdom, 
Vol.   ii.,   p.    82),   others    Ch'U   Yuan    (see    The  Chinese  Reader's 
Manual,  p.  107),  as  the  hero  of  the  day. 

3  A  hare  or  rabbit  is   believed  to  sit  at  the  foot  of  the  cassia- 
tree  in  the  moon,  pounding  the  drugs  out  of  which  is  concocted  the 
elixir  of  immortality.     An  allusion  to  this  occurs  in  the  poems  of 
Tu  Fu,  one  of  the  celebrated  bards  of  the  T'ang  dynasty: — 

"  The  frog  is  not  drowned  in  the  river; 
The  medicine  hare  lives  for  ever." 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  169 

who  followed  after  Chao ;  and  thus  they  went  up,  up, 
up,  up,  until  they  disappeared  in  the  clouds  and  were 
seen  no  more.  However,  when  the  bystanders  came  to 
look  at  the  ladder,  they  found  it  was  only  an  old  door- 
frame with  the  panels  knocked  out ;  and  when  they  went 
into  Mr.  Chao's  room,  it  was  the  same  old,  dirty,  un- 
furnished room  as  before.  So  they  determined  to  find 
out  all  about  it  from  the  serving-boy  when  he  came 
back ;  but  this  he  never  did. 


170  STRANGE   STORIES 


XCVII. 
BRIBERY  AND   CORRUPTION. 

AT  Pao-ting  Fu  there  lived  a  young  man,  who  having 
purchased  the  lowest l  degree  was  about  to  proceed  to 
Peking,  in  the  hope  of  obtaining,  by  the  aid  of  a  little 
bribery,  an  appointment  as  District  Magistrate.  His 
boxes  were  all  ready  packed,  when  he  was  taken 
suddenly  ill  and  was  confined  to  his  bed  for  more 
than  a  month.  One  day  the  servant  entered  and  an- 
nounced a  visitor ;  whereupon  our  sick  man  jumped  up 
and  ran  to  the  door  as  if  there  was  nothing  the  matter 
with  him.  The  visitor  was  elegantly  dressed  like  a  man 
of  some  position  in  society ;  and,  after  bowing  thrice,  he 
walked  into  the  house,  explaining  that  he  was  Kung-sun 
Hsia,2  tutor  to  the  Eleventh  Prince,  and  that  he  had 
heard  our  Mr.  So-and-so  wished  to  arrange  for  the 
purchase  of  a  magistracy.  "  If  that  is  really  so,"  added 
he,  "would  you  not  do  better  to  buy  a  prefecture?" 
So-and-so  thanked  him  warmly,  but  said  his  funds  would 

1  By  which  he  would  become  eligible  for  Government  employ. 
The  sale  of  degrees  has  been  extensively  carried  on  under  the  pre- 
sent dynasty,  as  a  means  of  replenishing  an  empty  Treasury. 

2  Kung-sun  is  an  example  of  a  Chinese  double  surname. 


I 

FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO. 


not  be  sufficient ;  upon  which  Mr.  Kung-sun  declared  he 
should  be  delighted  to  assist  him  with  half  the  purchase- 
money,  which  he  could  repay  after  taking  up  the  post.3 
He  went  on  to  say  that  being  on  intimate  terms  with  the 
various  provincial  Governors  the  thing  could  be  easily 
managed  for  about  five  thousand  taels ;  and  also  that  at 
that  very  moment  Chen-ting  Fu  being  vacant,  it  would 
be  as  well  to  make  an  early  effort  to  get  the  appointment. 
So-and-so  pointed  out  that  this  place  was  in  his  native 
province  ; 4  but  Kung-sun  only  laughed  at  his  objection, 
and  reminded  him  that  money  5  could  obliterate  all  dis- 
tinctions of  that  kind.  This  did  not  seem  quite  satis- 
factory ;  however,  Kung-sun  told  him  not  to  be  alarmed, 
as  the  post  of  which  he  was  speaking  was  below  in  the 
infernal  regions.  "The  fact  is,"  said  he,  "that  your 


3  Such  is  the  common  system  of  repaying  the  loan,  by  means  of 
which  an  indigent  nominee  is  enabled  to  defray  the  expenses  of  his 
journey  to  the  post  to  which  he  has  been  appointed,  and  other  calls 
upon   his   purse.      These   loans   are   generally   provided   by  some 

western"  merchant,  which  term  is  an  ellipsis  for  a  "Shansi" 
banker,  Shansi  being  literally  "west  of  the  mountains."  Some  one 
accompanies  the  newly-made  official  to  his  post,  and  holds  his 
commission  in  pawn  until  the  amount  is  repaid ;  which  settlement 
is  easily  effected  by  the  issue  of  some  well-understood  proclamation, 
calling,  for  instance,  upon  the  people  to  close  all  gambling-houses 
within  a  given  period.  Immediately  the  owners  of  these  hells  for- 
ward presents  of  money  to  the  incoming  official,  the  Shansi  banker 
gets  his  principal  with  interest,  perhaps  at  the  rate  of  2  per  cent. 
per  month,  the  gambling-houses  carry  on  as  usual,  and  everybody  is 
perfectly  satisfied. 

4  Which  fact  would  disqualify  him  from  taking  the  post. 

5  Literally,    "Square  hole."    A  common  name  for  the  Chinese 
cash.     See  No.  II,  note  2. 


172  STRANGE   STORIES 

term  of  life  has  expired,  and  that  your  name  is  already 
on  the  death  list;  by  these  means  you  will  take  your 
place  in  the  world  below  as  a  man  of  official  position. 
Farewell !  in  three  days  we  shall  meet  again."  He  then] 
went  to  the  door  and  mounted  his  horse  and  rode  away. 
So-and-so  now  opened  his  eyes  and  spoke  a  few  parting 
words  to  his  wife  and  children,  bidding  them  take  money 
from  his  strong-room6  and  go  buy  large  quantities  of 
paper  ingots,7  which  they  immediately  did,  quite  ex- 
hausting all  the  shops.  This  was  piled  in  the  court-yard 
with  paper  images  of  men,  devils,  horses,  &c.,  and 
burning  went  on  day  and  night  until  the  ashes  formed 
quite  a  hill.  In  three  days  Kung-sun  returned,  bringing 
with  him  the  money ;  upon  which  So-and-so  hurried  off 
to  the  Board  of  Civil  Office,8  where  he  had  an  interview 
with  the  high  officials,  who,  after  asking  his  name,  warned 
him  to  be  a  pure  and  upright  officer,  and  then  calling 
him  up  to  the  table  handed  him  his  letter  of  appoint- 
ment. So-and-so  bowed  and  took  his  leave ;  but  recol- 
lecting at  once  that  his  purchased  degree  would  not 


6  In  the  case  of  wealthy  families  these  strong  rooms  often  contain, 
in  addition  to  bullion,  jewels  to  a  very  great  amount  belonging  to 
the  ladies  of  the  house ;  and,  as  a  rule,  the  door  may  not  be  opened 
unless  in  the  presence  of  a  certain  number  of  the  male  representa- 
tives of  the  house. 

7  Pieces  of  silver  and  gold  paper  made  up  to  represent  the  ordi- 
nary Chinese  "shoes"  of  bullion  (See  No.  XVIII.,  note  4),  and 
burnt  for  the  use  of  the  dead.      Generally  known  to  foreigners  in 
China  as  "joss-paper." 

8  See  No.  VII.,  note  I.     In  this  case  the  reference  is  to  a  similar 
Board  in  the  Infernal  Regions. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  173 

carry  much  weight  with  it  in  the  eyes  of  his  subor- 
dinates,9 he  sent  off  to  buy  elaborate  chairs  and  a 
,  number  of  horses  for  his  retinue,  at  the  same  time 
i  despatching  several  devil  lictors  to  fetch  his  favourite 
wife  in  a  beautifully  adorned  sedan-chair.  All  arrange- 
'  ments  were  just  completed  when  some  of  the  Chen-ting 
staff  came  to  meet  the  new  Prefect,10  others  awaiting 
him  all  along  the  line  of  road,  about  half  a  mile  in 
length.  He  was  immensely  gratified  at  this  reception, 
when  all  of  a  sudden  the  gongs  before  him  ceased  to 
sound  and  the  banners  were  lowered  to  the  ground.  He 
had  hardly  time  to  ask  what  was  the  matter  before  he 
saw  those  of  his  servants  who  were  on  horseback  jump 
hastily  to  the  ground  and  dwindle  down  to  about  a  foot 
in  height,  while  their  horses  shrunk  to  the  size  of  foxes 
or  racoons.  One  of  the  attendants  near  his  chariot 
cried  out  in  alarm,  "  Here's  Kuan  Ti !  "  n  and  then  he, 
too,  jumped  out  in  a  fright,  and  saw  in  the  distance  Kuan 
Ti  himself  slowly  approaching  them,  followed  by  four  or 
five  retainers  on  horseback.  His  great  beard  covered 
the  lower  half  of  his  face,  quite  unlike  ordinary  mortals ; 
his  aspect  was  terrible  to  behold,  and  his  eyes  reached 
nearly  to  his  ears.  "  Who  is  this  ? "  roared  he  to  his 
servants;  and  they  immediately  informed  him  that  it 
was  the  new  Prefect  of  Chen-ting.  "  What ! "  cried  he ; 


9  These  would  be  sure  to  sneer  at  him  behind  his  back. 

10  A  compliment  usually  paid  to  an  in-coming  official. 

11  See  No.  I.,  note  3. 


174  STRANGE   STORIES 


"  a  petty  fellow  like  that  to  have  a  retinue  like  this  ?  " 12  \ 
Whereupon  So-and-so's  flesh  began  to  creep  with  fear, 
and  in  a  few  moments  he  found  that  he  too  had  shrunk 
to  the  size  of  a  little  boy  of  six  or  seven.  Kuan  Ti 
bade  his  attendants  bring  the  new  Prefect  with  them, 
and  went  into  a  building  at  the  roadside,  where  he  took 
up  his  seat  facing  the  south13  and  calling  for  writing 
materials  told  So-and-so  to  write  down  his  name  and 
address.  When  this  was  handed  to  him  he  flew  into  a  j 
towering  passion,  and  said,  "The  scribbly  scrawl  of  a 
placeman,  indeed  ! u  Can  such  a  one  be  entrusted  with 
the  welfare  of  the  people  ?  Look  me  up  the  record  of 
his  good  works."  A  man  then  advanced,  and  whispered 
something  in  a  low  tone ;  upon  which  Kuan  Ti  exclaimed 
in  a  loud  voice,  "  The  crime  of  the  briber  is  compara- 
tively trifling ;  the  heavy  guilt  lies  with  those  who  sell 
official  posts  for  money."  So-and-so  was  now  seized  by 
angels  in  golden  armour,  and  two  of  them  tore  off  his 
cap  and  robes,  and  administered  to  him  fifty  blows  with 
the  bamboo  until  hardly  any  flesh  remained  on  his 
bones.  He  was  then  thrust  outside  the  door,  and  lo ! 
his  carriages  and  horses  had  disappeared,  and  he  himself 
was  lying,  unable  to  walk  for  pain,  at  no  great  distance 
from  his  own  house.  However,  his  body  seemed  as  light 

12  The  retinue  of  a  Mandarin  should  be  in  accordance  with  his 
rank.     I  have  given  elsewhere  (See  No.  LVI,  note  5)  what  would 
be  that  of  an  official  of  the  highest  rank. 

13  See  No.  LXXVIL,  note  I. 

14  Good  writing  holds  a  much  higher  place  in  the  estimation  of 
the  Chinese  than  among  western  nations.     The  very  nature  of  their 
characters  raises  calligraphy  almost  to  the  rank  of  an  art. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  175 

as  a  leaf,  and  in  a  day  and  a  night  he  managed  to  crawl 
home.  When  he  arrived,  he  awoke  as  it  were  from  a 
dream,  and  found  himself  groaning  upon  the  bed ;  and 
to  the  inquiries  of  his  family  he  only  replied  that  he  felt 
dreadfully  sore.  Now  he  really  had  been  dead  for  seven 
days ;  and  when  he  came  round  thus,  he  immediately 
asked  for  A-lien,  which  was  the  name  of  his  favourite 
wife.  But  the  very  day  before,  while  chatting  with  the 
other  members  of  the  family,  A-lien  had  suddenly  cried 
out  that  her  husband  was  made  Prefect  of  Chen-ting, 
and  that  his  lictors  had  come  to  escort  her  thither. 
Accordingly  she  retired  to  dress  herself  in  her  best 
clothes,  and,  when  ready  to  start,  she  fell  back  and  ex- 
pired. Hearing  this  sad  story,  So-and-so  began  to  mourn 
and  beat  his  breast,  and  he  would  not  allow  her  to  be 
buried  at  once,  in  the  hope  that  she  might  yet  come 
round;  but  this  she  never  did.  Meanwhile  So-and-so 
got  slowly  better,  and  by  the  end  of  six  months  was  able 
to  walk  again.  He  would  often  exclaim,  "  The  ruin  of 
my  career  and  the  punishment  I  received — all  this  I 
could  have  endured ;  but  the  loss  of  my  dear  A-lien  is 
more  than  I  can  bear."15 


15  The  commentator  here  adds  a  somewhat  similar  case,  which 
actually  occurred  in  the  reign  of  K'ang  Hsi,  of  a  Viceroy  modestly 
attended  falling  in  with  the  gorgeous  retinue  of  a  Magistrate,  and 
being  somewhat  rudely  treated  by  the  servants  of  the  latter.  On 
arriving  at  his  destination,  the  Viceroy  sent  for  that  Magistrate, 
and  sternly  bade  him  retire  from  office,  remarking  that  no  simple 
magistrate  could  afford  to  keep  such  a  retinue  of  attendants  unless 
by  illegal  exactions  from  the  suffering  people  committed  to  his 
charge. 


176  STRANGE   STORIES 

XCVIII. 

A  CHINESE  JONAH. 

A  MAN  named  Sun  Pi-chen  was  crossing  the  river1 
when  a  great  thunder-squall  broke  upon  the  vessel  and 
caused  her  to  toss  about  fearfully,  to  the  great  terror  of 
all  the  passengers.  Just  then,  an  angel  in  golden 
armour  appeared  standing  upon  the  clouds  above  them, 
holding  in  his  hand  a  scroll  inscribed  with  certain 
characters,  also  written  in  gold,  which  the  people  on  the 
vessel  easily  made  out  to  be  three  in  number,  namely 
Sun  Pi  chen.  So,  turning  at  once  to  their  fellow- 
traveller,  they  said  to  him,  "You  have  evidently  in- 
curred the  displeasure  of  Heaven ;  get  into  a  boat  by 
yourself,  and  do  not  involve  us  in  your  punishment." 
And  without  giving  him  -time  to  reply  whether  he  would 
do  so  or  not,  they  hurried  him  over  the  side  into  a  small 
boat  and  set  him  adrift ;  but  when  Sun  Pi-chen  looked 
back,  lo  !  the  vessel  itself  had  capsized.2 

1  The  Yang-tsze :  sometimes  spoken  of  as  the  Long  River. 

2  The  full  point  of  this  story  can  hardly  be  conveyed  in  tran- 
slation.    The  man's  surname  was  Sun,  and  his  prsenomen,  Pi-chen, 
(which  in  Chinese  follows  the  nomen)  might  be  rendered  "Must- 
be-saved."     However,   there  is  another  word  meaning  "struck," 
precisely  similar  in  sound  and  tone,  though  written  differently,  to 
the  above  cMn ;   and,  as  far   as   the   ear  alone  is  concerned,  our 
hero's  name   might  have  been  either  Sun  Must-be-saved  or  Sun 
Must-be-struck.      That  the   merchants  mistook  the  character  chen, 
"saved,"  for  cken,  "struck,"  is  evident  from  the  catastrophe  which 
overtook   their  vessel,    while    Mr.    Sun's   little   boat   rode    safely 
through  the  storm. 


FROM   A   CHINESE    STUDIO.  177 


txcix. 
CHANG  PU-LIANG. 
\.  CERTAIN  trader  who  was  travelling  in  the  province 
of  Chih-li,  being  overtaken  by  a  storm  of  rain  and  hail, 
took  shelter  among  some  standing  crops  by  the  way-side. 
There  he  heard  a  voice  from  heaven,  saying,  "  These  are 
.Chang  Eli-Hang's  fields ;  do  not  injure  his  crops."  The 
trader  began  to  wonder  who  this  Chang  Pu-liang  could 
be,  and  how,  if  he  was  pu  Hang  (not  virtuous),  he  came 
to  be  under  divine  protection ;  so  when  the  storm  was 
over  and  he  had  reached  the  neighbouring  village,  he 

i  made  enquiries  on  the  subject,  and  told  the  people  there 
what  he  had  heard.  The  villagers  then  informed  him 

I  that  Chang  Pu-liang  was  a  very  wealthy  farmer,  who  was 
accustomed  every  spring  to  make  loans  of  grain  to  the 

1  poor  of  the  district,  and  who  was  not  too  particular 
about  getting  back  the  exact  amount  he  had  lent, — taking, 
in  fact,  whatever  they  brought  him  without  discussion ; 
hence  the  sobriquet  of  pu  Hang  "no  measure"  (/.<?.,  the 
man  who  doesn't  measure  the  repayments  of  his  loans).1 

1  Here  again  we  have  a  play  upon  words  similar  to  that  in  the 
,    last  story. 

VOL.    II.  N 


178  STRANGE   STORIES 

After  that,  they  all  proceeded  in  a  body  to  the  fields, 
where  it  was  discovered  that  vast  damage  had  been  done 
to  the  crops  generally,  with  the  exception  of  Chang 
Pu-liang's,  which  had  escaped  uninjured. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  179 


THE   DUTCH    CARPET. 


FORMERLY,  when  the  Dutch l  were  permitted  to  trade 
with  China,  the  officer  in  command  of  the  coast  defences 
would  not  allow  them,  on  account  of  their  great  numbers, 
to  come  ashore.  The  Dutch  begged  very  hard  for  the 
grant  of  a  piece  of  land  such  as  a  carpet  would  cover ; 
and  the  officer  above-mentioned,  thinking  that  this  could 
not  be  very  large,  acceded  to  their  request.  A  carpet 
was  accordingly  laid  down,  big  enough  for  about  two 
people  to  stand  on;  but  by  dint  of  stretching,  it  was 
soon  enough  for  four  or  five;  and  so  they  went  on, 
stretching  and  stretching,  until  at  last  it  covered  about 


1  We  read  in  the  History  of  Amoy: — "In  the  year  1622  the 
red-haired  barbarians  seized  the  Pescadores  and  attacked  Amoy." 
From  the  Pescadores  they  finally  retired,  on  a  promise  that  trade 
would  be  permitted,  to  Formosa,  whence  they  were  expelled  by 
the  famous  Koxinga  in  1662.  "  Red-haired  barbarians,"  a  term 
now  commonly  applied  to  all  foreigners,  was  first  used  in  the 
records  of  the  Ming  dynasty  to  designate  the  Dutch. 
N  2 


l8o  STRANGE   STORIES 

an  acre,  and  by-and-by,  with  the  help  of  their  knives, 
they  had  filched  a  piece  of  ground  several  miles  in  ex- 
tent2 


2  Our  author  would  here  seem  to  have  heard  of  the  famous 
bull's  hide  which  is  mentioned  in  the  first  book  of  the  JEneid. 
In  any  case,  the  substitution  of  "stretching"  is  no  improvement 
on  the  celebrated  device  by  which  the  bull's  hide  was  made  to 
enclose  so  large  a  space. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  l8l 


CI. 

CARRYING  A   CORPSE. 

A  WOODSMAN  who  had  been  to  market  was  returning 
home  with  his  pole  across  his  shoulder,1  when  suddenly 
he  felt  it  become  very  heavy  at  the  end  behind  him,  and 
looking  round  he  saw  attached  tc  it  the  headless  trunk  of 
a  man.  In  great  alarm,  he  got  his  pole  quit  of  the 
burden  and  struck  about  him  right  and  left,  whereupon 
the  body  disappeared.  He  then  hurried  on  to  the  next 
village,  and  when  he  arrived  there  in  the  dusk  of  the 
evening,  he  found  several  men  holding  lights  to  the 
ground  as  if  looking  for  something.  On  asking  what 
was  the  matter,  they  told  him  that  while  sitting  together 
a  man's  head  had  fallen  from  the  sky  into  their  midst ; 
that  they  had  noticed  the  hair  and  beard  were  all 
draggled,  but  in  a  moment  the  head  had  vanished.  The 
woodsman  then  related  what  had  happened  to  himself ; 
and  thus  one  whole  man  was  accounted  for,  though  no 

1  The  common  method  of  porterage  in  China  is  by  a  bamboo 
pole  over  the  shoulder  with  well-balanced  burdens  hanging  from 
each  end.  I  have  often  seen  children  carried  thus,  sitting  in 
wicker  baskets;  sometimes  for  long  journeys. 


1 82  STRANGE   STORIES 

one  could  tell  whence  he  came.  Subsequently,  another 
man  was  carrying  a  basket  when  some  one  saw  a  man's 
head  in  it,  and  called  out  to  him ;  whereupon  he  dropped 
the  basket  in  a  fright,  and  the  head  rolled  away  and  dis- 
appeared. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  183 


CIL 

A  TAOIST   DEVOTEE. 

CHU  YAO-JU  was  a  Ch'ing-chou  man,  who,  when  his 
wife  died  left  his  home  and  became  a  priest.1  Some 
years  afterwards  he  returned,  dressed  in  the  Taoist  garb, 
and  carrying  his  praying-mat 2  over  his  shoulder ;  and 
after  staying  one  night  he  wanted  to  go  away  again.  His 
friends,  however,  would  not  give  him  back  his  cassock 
and  staff;  so  at  length  he  pretended  to  take  a  stroll  out- 
side the  village,  and  when  there,  his  clothes  and  other 
belongings  came  flying  out  of  the  house  after  him,  and 
he  got  safely  away. 


1  It  would  be  more  usual  to  "  renew  the  guitar  string,"  as  the 
Chinese  idiom  runs.     In  the  paraphrase  of  the  first  maxim  of  the 
Sacred  Edict  we  are  told  that  "The  closest  of  all  ties  is  that  of 
husband  and  wife;    but  suppose   your   wife   dies,    why,   you   can 
marry  another.     But  if  your  brother  were  to  die,"  &c.,  &c. 

2  This,  as  well  as  the  staff  mentioned  below,  belongs  to  Buddhism. 
See  No.  IV.,  note  I. 


184  STRANGE   STORIES 


cm. 

JUSTICE   FOR  REBELS. 

DURING  the  reign  of  Shun  Chih,1  of  the  people  of 
T'eng-i,  seven  in  ten  were  opposed  to  the  Manchu 
dynasty.  The  officials  dared  not  touch  them ;  and  sub- 
sequently, when  the  country  became  more  settled,  the 
magistrates  used  to  distinguish  them  from  the  others  by 
always  deciding  any  cases  in  their  favour  :  for  they  feared 
lest  these  men  should  revert  to  their  old  opposition. 
And  thus  it  came  about  that  one  litigant  would  begin  by 
declaring  himself  to  have  been  a  "rebel,"  while  his  ad- 
versary would  follow  up  by  shewing  such  statement  to  be 
false ;  so  that  before  any  case  could  be  heard  on  its 
actual  merits,  it  was  necessary  to  determine  the  status 
both  of  plaintiff  and  defendant,  whereby  infinite  labour 
was  entailed  upon  the  Registrars. 

Now  it  chanced  that  the  yamen  of  one  of  the  officials 
was  haunted  by  a  fox,  and  the  official's  daughter  was 


1  The  first  Manchu  ruler  of  the  empire  of  China.     He  came  to 
the  throne  in  A.D.  1644. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  185 

bewitched  by  it.  Her  father,  therefore,  engaged  the 
services  of  a  magician,  who  succeeded  in  capturing  the 
animal  and  putting  it  into  a  bottle ;  but  just  as  he  was 
going  to  commit  it  to  the  flames,  the  fox  cried  out  from 
inside  the  bottle,  "I'm  a  rebel!"  at  which  the  by- 
standers were  unable  to  suppress  their  laughter. 


1 86  STRANGE   STORIES 


CIV. 
THEFT  OF  THE   PEACH. 

WHEN  I  was  a  little  boy  I  went  one  day  to  the  pre- 
fectural  city.1  It  was  the  time  of  the  Spring  festival,2 
and  the  custom  was  that  on  the  day  before,  all  the 
merchants  of  the  place  should  proceed  with  banners  and 
drums  to  the  judge's  yamen :  this  was  called  "  bringing 
in  the  Spring."  I  went  with  a  friend  to  see  the  fun  ;  the 
crowd  was  immense,  and  there  sat  the  officials  in 
crimson  robes  arranged  right  and  left  in  the  hall ;  but  I 
was  small  and  didn't  know  who  they  were,  my  attention 
being  attracted  chiefly  by  the  hum  of  voices  and  the 
noise  of  the  drums.  In  the  middle  of  it  all,  a  man 
leading  a  boy  with  his  hair  unplaited  and  hanging  down 
his  back,  walked  up  to  the  dais.  He  carried  a  pole  on 
his  shoulder,  and  appeared  to  be  saying  something  which 
I  couldn't  hear  for  the  noise;  I  only  saw  the  officials 
smile,  and  immediately  afterwards  an  attendant  came 


1  It  is  worth  noting   that  the  author  professes  actually  to  have 
witnessed  the  following  extraordinary  scene. 

2  The  vernal  equinox,  which  would  fall  on  or  about  the  2Oth  of 
March. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  187 

down,  and  in  a  loud  voice  ordered  the  man  to  give  a 
performance.  "What  shall  it  be?"  asked  the  man  in 
reply;  whereupon,  after  some  consultation  between  the 
officials  on  the  dais,  the  attendant  inquired  what  he 
could  do  best.  The  man  said  he  could  invert  the  order 
of  nature ;  and  then,  after  another  pause,  he  was  in- 
structed to  produce  some  peaches  ;  to  this  he  assented ; 
and  taking  off  his  coat,  laid  it  on  his  box,  at  the  same 
time  observing  that  they  had  set  him  a  hard  task,  the 
winter  frost  not  having  broken  up,  and  adding  that  he 
was  afraid  the  gentlemen  would  be  angry  with  him,  &c., 
&c.  His  son  here  reminded  him  that  he  had  agreed  to 
the  task  and  couldn't  well  get  out  of  it ;  so,  after  fretting 
and  grumbling  awhile,  he  cried  out,  "  I  have  it !  with 
snow  on  the  ground  we  shall  never  get  peaches  here ; 
but  I  guess  there  are  some  up  in  heaven  in  the  Royal 
Mother's  garden,3  and  there  we  must  try."  "How  are 
we  to  get  up,  father  ? "  asked  the  boy ;  whereupon  the 
man  said,  "  I  have  the  means,"  and  immediately  pro- 
ceeded to  take  from  his  box  a  cord  some  tens  of  feet  in 
length.  This  he  carefully  arranged,  and  then  threw  one 
end  of  it  high  up  into  the  air  where  it  remained  as  if 
caught  by  something.  He  now  paid  out  the  rope  which 
kept  going  up  higher  and  higher  until  the  end  he  had 
thrown  up  disappeared  in  the  clouds  and  only  a  short 
piece  was  left  in  his  hands.  Calling  his  son,  he  then  ex- 


3  A  fabulous  lady,  said  to  reside  at  the  summit  of  the  K'un-lun 
mountain,  where,  on  the  border  of  the  Gem  Lake,  grows  the  peach- 
tree  of  the  angels,  the  fruit  of  which  confers  immortality  on  him 
who  eats  it. 


1 88  STRANGE   STORIES 

plained  that  he  himself  was  too  heavy,  and,  handing  him 
the  end  of  the  rope,  bid  him  go  up  at  once.  The  boy, 
however,  made  some  difficulty,  objecting  that  the  rope 
was  too  thin  to  bear  his  weight  up  to  such  a  height,  and 
that  he  would  surely  fall  down  and  be  killed;  upon 
which  his  father  said  that  his  promise  had  been  given 
and  that  repentance  was  now  too  late,  adding  that  if  the 
peaches  were  obtained  they  would  surely  be  rewarded 
with  a  hundred  ounces  of  silver,  which  should  be  set 
aside  to  get  the  boy  a  pretty  wife.  So  his  son  seized  the 
rope  and  swarmed  up,  like  a  spider  running  up  a  thread 
of  its  web ;  and  in  a  few  moments  he  was  out  of  sight  in 
the  clouds.  By-and-by  down  fell  a  peach  as  large  as  a 
basin,  which  the  delighted  father  handed  up  to  his 
patrons  on  the  dais  who  were  some  time  coming  to  a 
conclusion  whether  it  was  real  or  imitation.  But  just 
then  down  came  the  rope  with  a  run,  and  the  affrighted 
father  shrieked  out,  "  Alas  !  alas  !  some  one  has  cut  the 
rope :  what  will  my  boy  do  now  ? "  and  in  another 
minute  down  fell  something  else,  which  was  found  on 
examination  to  be  his  son's  head.  "  Ah  me  ! "  said  he, 
weeping  bitterly  and  shewing  the  head ;  "  the  gardener 
has  caught  him,  and  my  boy  is  no  more."  After  that,  his 
arms,  and  legs,  and  body,  all  came  down  in  like  manner ; 
and  the  father,  gathering  them  up,  put  them  in  the  box 
and  said,  "  This  was  my  only  son,  who  accompanied  me 
everywhere ;  and  now  what  a  cruel  fate  is  his.  I  must 
away  and  bury  him."  He  then  approached  the  dais  and 
said,  "  Your  peach,  gentlemen,  was  obtained  at  the  cost 
of  my  boy's  life ;  help  me  now  to  pay  his  funeral  ex- 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  189 

penses,  and  I  will  be  ever  grateful  to  you."  The  officials 
who  had  been  watching  the  scene  in  horror  and  amaze- 
ment, forthwith  collected  a  good  purse  for  him ;  and 
when  he  had  received  the  money,  he  rapped  on  his  box 
and  said,  "  Pa-pa'rh  !  why  don't  you  come  out  and  thank 
the  gentlemen  ?  "  Thereupon,  there  was  a  thump  on  the 
box  from  the  inside  and  up  came  the  boy  himself,  who 
jumped  out  and  bowed  to  the  assembled  company.  I 
have  never  forgotten  this  strange  trick,  which  I  sub- 
sequently heard  could  be  done  by  the  White  Lily  sect,4 
who  probably  got  it  from  this  source.5 


4  One  of  the  most  celebrated  of  the  numerous  secret  societies  of 
China,   the  origin  of  which  dates  back  to  about  A.D.   1350.     Its 
members  have  always  been  credited  with  a  knowledge  of  the  black 
art. 

5  Of  Chinese  jugglers,   Ibu  Batuta  writes  as   follows:— "They 
produced  a  chain  fifty  cubits  in  length,  and  in  my  presence  threw 
one  end  of  it  towards  the  sky,  where  it  remained,  as  if  fastened  to 
something  in  the  air.      A  dog  was    then    brought    forward,  and, 
being  placed  at  the  lower  end  of  the  chain,  immediately  ran  up, 
and  reaching    the    other  end  immediately  disappeared  in  the  air. 
In  the  same  manner  a  hog,  a  panther,  a  lion,  and  a  tiger  were 
alternately  sent  up  the  chain,  and  all   equally  disappeared  at  the 
upper  end  of  it.      At  last  they  took  down  the  chain,  and   put   it 
into   a  bag,  no   one    ever   discerning   in   what   way   the   different 
animals  were  made  to  vanish  into  the  air  in  the  mysterious  manner 
above  described.  This,  I  may  venture  to  affirm,  was  beyond  measure 
strange  and  surprising." 

Apropos  of  which  passage,  Mr.  Maskelyne,  the  prince  of  -all 
black-artists,  ancient  or  modern,  says: — "These  apparent  effects 
were,  doubtless,  due  to  the  aid  of  concave  mirrors,  the  use  of 
which  was  known  to  the  ancients,  especially  in  the  East,  but  they 
could  not  have  been  produced  in  the  open  air." 


190  STRANGE   STORIES 


cv. 

KILLING  A  SERPENT. 

AT  Ku-chi  island  in  the  eastern  sea,  there  were 
camellias  of  all  colours  which  bloomed  throughout  the 
year.  No  one,  however,  lived  there,  and  very  few 
people  ever  visited  the  spot.  One  day,  a  young  man  of 
Teng-chou,  named  Chang,  who  was  fond  of  hunting  and 
adventure,  hearing  of  the  beauties  of  the  place,  put 
together  some  wine  and  food,  and  rowed  himself  across 
in  a  small  open  boat.  The  flowers  were  just  then  even 
finer  than  usual,  and  their  perfume  was  diffused  for  a 
mile  or  so  around ;  while  many  of  the  trees  he  saw  were 
several  armfuls  in  circumference.  So  he  roamed  about 
and  gave  himself  up  to  enjoyment  of  the  scene ;  and  by- 
and-by  he  opened  a  flask  of  wine,  regretting  very  much 
that  he  had  no  companion  to  share  it  with  him,  when  all 
of  a  sudden  a  most  beautiful  young  girl,  with  extremely 
bright  eyes  and  dressed  in  red,  stepped  down  from  one 
of  the  camellias  before  him.1  "  Dear  me  ! "  said  she  on 
seeing  Mr.  Chang  •  "  I  expected  to  be  alone  here,  and 

1  See  No.  LXXI.,  note  6. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  191 

was  not  aware  that  the  place  was  already  occupied." 
Chang  was  somewhat  alarmed  at  this  apparition,  and 
asked  the  young  lady  whence  she  came ;  to  which  she 
replied  that  her  name  was  Chiao-ch'ang,  and  that 
she  had  accompanied  thither  a  Mr.  Hai,  who  had 
gone  off  for  a  stroll  and  had  left  her  to  await  his  return. 
Thereupon  Chang  begged  her  to  join  him  in  a  cup  of 
wine,  which  she  very  willingly  did,  and  they  were  just 
beginning  to  enjoy  themselves  when  a  sound  of  rushing 
wind  was  heard  and  the  trees  and  plants  bent  beneath  it. 
"  Here's  Mr.  Hai ! "  cried  the  young  lady ;  and  jumping 
quickly  up,  disappeared  in  a  moment.  The  horrified 
Chang  now  beheld  a  huge  serpent  coming  out  of  the 
bushes  near  by,  and  immediately  ran  behind  a  large  tree 
for  shelter,  hoping  the  reptile  would  not  see  him.  But 
the  serpent  advanced  and  enveloped  both  Chang  and  the 
tree  in  its  great  folds,  binding  Chang's  arms  down  to  his 
sides  so  as  to  prevent  him  from  moving  them ;  and  then 
raising  its  head,  darted  out  its  tongue  and  bit  the  poor 
man's  nose,  causing  the  blood  to  flow  freely  out.  This 
blood  it  was  quietly  sucking  up,  when  Chang,  who 
thought  that  his  last  hour  had  come,  remembered  that 
he  had  in  his  pocket  some  fox  poison ;  and  managing  to 
insert  a  couple  of  fingers,  he  drew  out  the  packet,  broke 
the  paper,  and  let  the  powder  lie  in  the  palm  of  his 
hand.  He  next  leaned  his  hand  over  the  serpent's  coils 
in  such  a  way  that  the  blood  from  his  nose  dripped  into 
his  hand,  and  when  it  was  nearly  full  the  serpent  actually 
did  begin  to  drink  it.  And  in  a  few  moments  the  grip 
was  relaxed ;  the  serpent  struck  the  ground  heavily  with 


192 


STRANGE   STORIES 


its  tail,  and  dashed  away  up  against  another  tree,  which 
was  broken  in  half,  and  then  stretched  itself  out  and 
died.  Chang  was  a  long  time  unable  to  rise,  but  at 
length  he  got  up  and  carried  the  serpent  off  with  him. 
He  was  very  ill  for  more  than  a  month  afterwards,  and 
even  suspected  the  young  lady  of  being  a  serpent,  too,  in 
disguise. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  193 


CVI. 
THE   RESUSCITATED   CORPSE. 

A  CERTAIN  old  man  lived  at  Ts'ai-tien,  in  the  Yang- 
hsin  district.  The  village  was  some  miles  from  the 
district  city,  and  he  and  his  son  kept  a  roadside  inn 
where  travellers  could  pass  the  night.  One  day,  as  it 
was  getting  dusk,  four  strangers  presented  themselves 
and  asked  for  a  night's  lodging ;  to  which  the  landlord 
replied  that  every  bed  was  already  occupied.  The  four 
men  declared  it  was  impossible  for  them  to  go  back,  and 
urged  him  to  take  them  in  somehow ;  and  at  length  the 
landlord  said  he  could  give  them  a  place  to  sleep  in  if 
they  were  not  too  particular, — which  the  strangers  imme- 
diately assured  him  they  were  not.  The  fact  was  that 
the  old  man's  daughter-in-law  had  just  died,  and  that  her 
body  was  lying  in  the  women's  quarters,  waiting  for  the 
coffin,  which  his  son  had  gone  away  to  buy.  So  the 
landlord  led  them  round  thither,  and  walking  in,  placed 
a  lamp  on  the  table.  At  the  further  end  of  the  room  lay 
the  corpse,  decked  out  with  paper  robes,  &c.,  in  the 
usual  way ;  and  in  the  foremost  section  were  sleeping- 
couches  for  four  people.  The  travellers  were  tired,  and, 

VOL.    II.  O 


194  STRANGE   STORIES 

throwing  themselves  on  the  beds,  were  soon  snoring 
loudly,  with  the  exception  of  one  of  them,  who  was  not 
quite  off  when  suddenly  he  heard  a  creaking  of  the 
trestles  on  which  the  dead  body  was  laid  out,  and,  open- 
ing his  eyes,  he  saw  by  the  light  of  the  lamp  in  front  of 
the  corpse  that  the  girl  was  raising  the  coverings  from 
her  and  preparing  to  get  down.  In  another  moment  she 
was  on  the  floor  and  advancing  towards  the  sleepers. 
Her  face  was  of  a  light  yellow  hue,  and  she  had  a  silk 
kerchief  round  her  head;  and  when  she  reached  the 
beds  she  blew  on  the  other  three  travellers,  whereupon 
the  fourth,  in  a  great  fright,  stealthily  drew  up  the  bed- 
clothes over  his  face,  and  held  his  breath  to  listen.  He 
heard  her  breathe  on  him  as  she  had  done  on  the  others, 
and  then  heard  her  go  back  again  and  get  under  the 
paper  robes,  which  rustled  distinctly  as  she  did  so.  He 
now  put  out  his  head  to  take  a  peep,  and  saw  that  she 
was  lying  down  as  before ;  whereupon,  not  daring  to 
make  any  noise,  he  stretched  forth  his  foot  and  kicked 
his  companions,  who,  however,  shewed  no  signs  of 
moving.  He  now  determined  to  put  on  his  clothes  and 
make  a  bolt  for  it ;  but  he  had  hardly  begun  to  do  so 
before  he  heard  the  creaking  sound  again,  which  sent 
him  back  under  the  bed-clothes  as  fast  as  he  could  go. 
Again  the  girl  came  to  him,  and  breathing  several  times 
on  him,  went  away  to  lie  down  as  before,  as  he  could  tell 
by  the  noise  of  the  trestles.  He  then  put  his  hand  very 
gently  out  of  bed,  and,  seizing  his  trousers,  got  quickly 
into  them,  jumped  up  with  a  bound,  and  rushed  out  of 
the  place  as  fast  as  his  legs  would  carry  him.  The 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  195 

corpse,  too,  jumped  up ;  but  by  this  time  the  traveller 
had  already  drawn  the  bolt,  and  was  outside  the  door, 
running  along  and  shrieking  at  the  top  of  his  voice,  with 
the  corpse  following  close  behind.  No  one  seemed  to 
hear  him,  and  he  was  afraid  to  knock  at  the  door  of  the 
inn  for  fear  they  should  not  let  him  in  in  time ;  so  he 
made  for  the  highway  to  the  city,  and  after  awhile  he 
saw  a  monastery  by  the  roadside,  and,  hearing  the 
"wooden  fish,"1  he  ran  up  and  thumped  with  all  his 
might  at  the  gate.  The  priest,  however,  did  not  know 
what  to  make  of  it,  and  would  not  open  to  him ;  and  as 
the  corpse  was  only  a  few  yards  off,  he  could  do  nothing 
but  run  behind  a  tree  which  stood  close  by,  and  there 
shelter  himself,  dodging  to  the  right  as  the  corpse 
dodged  to  the  left,  and  so  on.  This  infuriated  the  dead 
girl  to  madness ;  and  at  length,  as  tired  and  panting  they 
stood  watching  each  other  on  opposite  sides  of  the  tree, 
the  corpse  made  a  rush  forward  with  one  arm  on  each 
side  in  the  hope  of  thus  grabbing  its  victim.  The  tra- 
veller, however,  fell  backwards  and  escaped,  while  the 
corpse  remained  rigidly  embracing  the  tree.  By-and-by 
the  priest,  who  had  been  listening  from  the  inside,  hear- 
ing no  sounds  for  some  time,  came  out  and  found  the 
traveller  lying  senseless  on  the  ground;  whereupon  he 
had  him  carried  into  the  monastery,  and  by  morning 


1  This  instrument,  used  by  Buddhist  priests  in  the  musical  accom- 
paniment to  their  liturgies,  is  said  to  be  so  called  because  a  fish 
never  closes  its  eyes,  and  is  therefore  a  fit  model  of  vigilance  to 
him  who  would  walk  in  the  paths  of  holiness  and  virtue. 

O   2 


196  STRANGE   STORIES 

they  had  got  him  round  again.  After  giving  him  a  little 
broth  to  drink,  he  related  the  whole  story ;  and  then  in 
the  early  dawn  they  went  out  to  examine  the  tree,  where 
they  found  the  girl  fixed  tightly  to  the  tree.  The  news 
being  sent  to  the  magistrate,  that  functionary  attended  at 
once  in  person,2  and  gave  orders  to  remove  the  body ; 
but  this  they  were  at  first  unable  to  do,  the  girl's  fingers 
having  penetrated  into  the  bark  so  far  that  her  nails  were 
not  to  be  seen.  At  length  they  got  her  away,  and  then 
a  messenger  was  despatched  to  the  inn,  already  in  a  state 
of  great  commotion  over  the  three  travellers,  who  had 
been  found  dead  in  their  beds.  The  old  man  accord- 
ingly sent  to  fetch  his  daughter-in-law ;  and  the  surviving 
traveller  petitioned  the  magistrate,  saying,  "Four  of  us 
left  home,  but  only  one  will  go  back.  Give  me  some- 
thing that  I  may  show  to  my  fellow-townsmen."  So  the 
magistrate  gave  him  a  certificate  and  sent  him  home 
again.3 


2  The  duties  of  Coroner  belong  to  the  office  of  a  District  Magis- 
trate in  China. 

8  Without  such  certificate  he  would  be  liable  to  be  involved  in 
trouble  and  annoyance  at  the  will  of  any  unfriendly  neighbour. 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  197 


CVII. 
THE  FISHERMAN  AND  HIS  FRIEND. 


tlN  the  northern  parts  of  Tzu-chou  there  lived  a  man 
med  Hsii,  a  fisherman  by  trade.  Every  night  when 
he  went  to  fish  he  would  carry  some  wine  with  him,  and 
drink  and  fish  by  turns,  always  taking  care  to  pour  out  a 
libation  on  the  ground,  accompanied  by  the  following 
invocation — "  Drink  too,  ye  drowned  spirits  of  the 
river  ! "  Such  was  his  regular  custom ;  and  it  was  also 
noticeable  that,  even  on  occasions  when  the  other  fisher- 
men caught  nothing,  he  always  got  a  full  basket.  One 
night,  as  he  was  sitting  drinking  by  himself,  a  young  man 
suddenly  appeared  and  began  walking  up  and  down  near 

!  him.  Hsii  offered  him  a  cup  of  wine,  which  was  readily 
accepted,  and  they  remained  chatting  together  through- 
out the  night,  Hsii  meanwhile  not  catching  a  single  fish. 

i  However,  just  as  he  was  giving  up  all  hope  of  doing 
anything,  the  young  man  rose  and  said  he  would  go 
a  little  way  down  the  stream  and  beat  them  up  to- 
wards Hsii,  which  he  accordingly  did,  returning  in  a 
few  minutes  and  warning  him  to  be  on  the  look-out. 
Hsii  now  heard  a  noise  like  that  of  a  shoal  coming  up 
the  stream,  and,  casting  his  net,  made  a  splendid  haul, — 
all  that  he  caught  being  over  a  foot  in  length.  Greatly 


198  STRANGE   STORIES 

delighted,  he  now  prepared  to  go  home,  first  offering  his 
companion  a  share  of  the  fish,  which  the  latter  declined, 
saying  that  he  had  often  received  kindnesses  from  Mr. 
Hsu,  and  that  he  would  he  only  too  happy  to  help  him 
regularly  in  the  same  manner  if  Mr.  Hsu  would  accept 
his  assistance.  The  latter  replied  that  he  did  not  recol- 
lect ever  meeting  him  before,  and  that  he  should  be 
much  obliged  for  any  aid  the  young  man  might  choose 
to  afford  him ;  regretting,  at  the  same  time,  his  inability 
to  make  him  any  adequate  return.  He  then  asked  the 
young  man  his  name  and  surname ;  and  the  young  man 
said  his  surname  was  Wang,  adding  that  Hsii  might 
address  him  when  they  met  as  Wang  Liu-lang,  he  having 
no  other  name.  Thereupon  they  parted,  and  the  next 
day  Hsii  sold  his  fish  and  bought  some  more  wine,  with 
which  he  repaired  as  usual  to  the  river  bank.  There  he 
found  his  companion  already  awaiting  him,  and  they 
spent  the  night  together  in  precisely  the  same  way  as  the 
preceding  one,  the  young  man  beating  up  the  fish  for 
him  as  before.  This  went  on  for  some  months,  until  at 
length  one  evening  the  young  man,  with  many  ex- 
pressions of  his  thanks  and  his  regrets,  told  Hsii  that 
they  were  about  to  part  for  ever.  Much  alarmed  by  the 
melancholy  tone  in  which  his  friend  had  communicated 
this  news,  Hsii  was  on  the  point  of  asking  for  an  expla- 
nation, when  the  young  man  stopped  him,  and  himself 
proceeded  as  follows  : — "  The  friendship  that  has  grown 
up  between  us  is  truly  surprising ;  and,  now  that  we  shall 
meet  no  more,  there  is  no  harm  in  telling  you  the  whole 
truth.  I  am  a  disembodied  spirit — the  soul  of  one  who 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  199 

was  drowned  in  this  river  when  tipsy.  I  have  been  here 
many  years,  and  your  former  success  in  fishing  was  due 
to  the  fact  that  I  used  secretly  to  beat  up  the  fish  to- 
wards you,  in  return  for  the  libations  you  were  accus- 
tomed to  pour  out.  To-morrow  my  time  is  up  :  my 
substitute  will  arrive,  and  I  shall  be  born  again  in  the 
world  of  mortals.1  We  have  but  this  one  evening  left, 
and  I  therefore  take  advantage  of  it  to  express  my  feel- 
ings to  you."  On  hearing  these  words,  Hsu  was  at 
first  very  much  alarmed;  however,  he  had  grown  so 
accustomed  to  his  friend's  society,  that  his  fears  soon 
passed  away ;  and,  filling  up  a  goblet,  he  said,  with  a 
sigh,  "  Liu-lang,  old  fellow,  drink  this  up,  and  away  with 
melancholy.  It's  hard  to  lose  you ;  but  I'm  glad  enough 
for  your  sake,  and  won't  think  of  my  own  sorrow."  He 
then  inquired  of  Liu-lang  who  was  to  be  his  substitute ; 
to  which  the  latter  replied,  "  Come  to  the  river-bank 
to-morrow  afternoon  and  you'll  see  a  woman  drowned : 
she  is  the  one."  Just  then  the  village  cocks  began  to 
crow,  and,  with  tears  in  their  eyes,  the  two  friends  bade 
each  other  farewell. 

Next  day  Hsii  waited  on  the  river  bank  to  see  if  any- 
thing would  happen,  and  lo !  a  woman  carrying  a  child 
in  her  arms  came  along.  When  close  to  the  edge  of  the 
river,  she  stumbled  and  fell  into  the  water,  managing, 
however,  to  throw  the  child  safely  on  to  the  bank,  where 
it  lay  kicking  and  sprawling  and  crying  at  the  top  of  its 


1  See  No.  XLV.,  note  8. 


200  STRANGE   STORIES 

voice.  The  woman  herself  sank  and  rose  several  times, 
until  at  last  she  succeeded  in  clutching  hold  of  the  bank 
and  pulled  herself,  dripping,  out ;  and  then,  after  resting 
awhile,  she  picked  up  the  child  and  went  on  her  way. 
All  this  time  Hsu  had  been  in  a  great  state  of  excite- 
ment, and  was  on  the  point  of  running  to  help  the 
woman  out  of  the  water ;  but  he  remembered  that  she 
was  to  be  the  substitute  of  his  friend,  and  accordingly 
restrained  himself  from  doing  so.2  Then  when  he  saw 
the  woman  get  out  by  herself,  he  began  to  suspect  that 
Liu-lang's  words  had  not  been  fulfilled.  That  night  he 


2  We  have  in  this  story  the  keynote  to  the  notorious  and 
much-to-be-deprecated  dislike  of  the  Chinese  people  to  assist  in 
saving  the  lives  of  drowning  strangers.  Some  of  our  readers  may, 
perhaps,  not  be  aware  that  the  Government  of  Hong-Kong  has 
found  it  necessary  to  insert  a  clause  on  the  junk-clearances  issued  in 
that  colony,  by  which  the  junkmen  are  bound  to  assist  to  the 
utmost  in  saving  life.  The  apparent  apathy  of  the  Chinese  in  this 
respect  comes  before  us,  however,  in  quite  a  different  light  when 
coupled  with  the  superstition  that  disembodied  spirits  of  persons 
who  have  met  a  violent  death  may  return  to  the  world  of  mortals  if 
only  fortunate  enough  to  secure  a  substitute.  For  among  the  crowd  of 
shades,  anxious  all  to  revisit  their  "sweet  sons,"  may  perchance  be 
some  dear  relative  or  friend  of  the  man  who  stands  calmly  by  while 
another  is  drowning;  and  it  may  be  that  to  assist  the  drowning 
stranger  would  be  to  take  the  longed-for  chance  away  from  one's 
own  kith  or  kin.  Therefore,  the  superstition-ridden  Chinaman 
turns  away,  often  perhaps,  as  in  the  story  before  us,  with  feelings  of 
pity  and  remorse.  And  yet  this  belief  has  not  prevented  the 
establishment,  especially  on  the  river  Yang-tsze,  of  institutions  pro- 
vided with  life-boats,  for  the  express  purpose  of  saving  life  in  those 
dangerous  waters ;  so  true  is  it  that  when  the  Chinese  people  wish 
to  move  en  masse  in  any  given  direction,  the  fragile  barrier  of 
superstition  is  trampled  down  and  scattered  to  the  winds. 


FRCLM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  2OI 

went  to  fish  as  usual,  and  before  long  the  young  man 
arrived  and  said,  "  We  meet  once  again :  there  is 
no  need  now  to  speak  of  separation."  Hsu  asked  him 
how  it  was  so ;  to  which  he  replied,  "  The  woman  you 
saw  had  already  taken  my  place,  but  I  could  not  bear  to 
hear  the  child  cry,  and  I  saw  that  my  one  life  would  be 
purchased  at  the  expense  of  their  two  lives,  wherefore  I 
let  her  go,  and  now  I  cannot  say  when  I  shall  have 
another  chance.3  The  union  of  our  destinies  may 
not  yet  be  worked  out."  "Alas!"  sighed  Hsu,  "this 
noble  conduct  of  yours  is  enough  to  move  God  Al- 
ni'ghty." 

/  After  this  the  two  friends  went  on  much  as  they  had 
done  before,  until  one  day  Liu-lang  again  said  he  had 
come  to  bid  Hsu  farewell.  Hsu  thought  he  had  found 
another  substitute,  but  Liu-lang  told  him  that  his 
former  behaviour  had  so  pleased  Almighty  Heaven, 
that  he  had  been  appointed  guardian  angel  of  Wu- 
chen,  in  the  Chao-yiian  district,  and  that  on  the 
following  morning  he  would  start  for  his  new  post. 
"  And  if  you  do  not  forget  the  days  of  our  friendship," 
added  he,  "  I  pray  you  come  and  see  me,  in  spite  of  the 
long  journey."  "Truly,"  replied  Hsu,  "you  well  de- 
served to  be  made  a  God ;  but  the  paths  of  Gods  and 


3  As  there  are  good  and  bad  foxes,  so  may  devils  be  beneficent  or 
malicious  according  to  circumstances;  and  Chinese  apologists  for 
the  discourtesy  of  the  term  "foreign  devils,"  as  applied  to 
Europeans  and  Americans  alike,  have  gone  so  far  as  to  declare  that 
in  this  particular  instance  the  allusion  is  to  the  more  virtuous  among 
the  denizens  of  the  Infernal  Regions. 


202  STRANGE    STORIES 

men  lie  in  different  directions,  and  even  if  the  distance 
were  nothing,  how  should  I  manage  to  meet  you 
again?"  "Don't  be  afraid  on  that  score,"  said  Liu- 
lang,  "  but  come ; "  and  then  he  went  away,  and  Hsu 
returned  home.  The  latter  immediately  began  to  pre- 
pare for  the  journey,  which  caused  his  wife  to  laugh  at 
him  and  say,  "  Supposing  you  do  find  such  a  place  at 
the  end  of  that  long  journey,  you  won't  be  able  to  hold 
a  conversation  with  a  clay  image."  Hsu,  however,  paid 
no  attention  to  her  remarks,  and  travelled  straight  to 
Chao-yiian,  where  he  learned  from  the  inhabitants  that 
there  really  was  a  village  called  Wu-chen,  whither  he 
forthwith  proceeded  and  took  up  his  abode  at  an  inn. 
He  then  inquired  of  the  landlord  where  the  village 
temple  was  ;  to  which  the  latter  replied  by  asking  him 
somewhat  hurriedly  if  he  was  speaking  to  Mr.  Hsu. 
Hsu  informed  him  that  his  name  was  Hsu,  asking  in 
reply  how  he  came  to  know  it ;  whereupon  the  landlord 
further  inquired  if  his  native  place  was  not  Tzu-chou. 
Hsu  told  him  it  was,  and  again  asked  him  how  he  knew 
all  this ;  to  which  the  landlord  made  no  answer,  but 
rushed  out  of  the  room ;  and  in  a  few  moments  the 
place  was  crowded  with  old  and  young,  men,  women, 
and  children,  all  come  to  visit  Hsu.  They  then  told 
him  that  a  few  nights  before  they  had  seen  their  guardian 
deity  in  a  vision,  and  he  had  informed  them  that  Mr.  Hsu 
would  shortly  arrive,  and  had  bidden  them  to  provide 
him  with  travelling  expenses,  &c.  Hsu  was  very  much 
astonished  at  this,  and  went  off  at  once  to  the  shrine, 
where  he  invoked  his  friend  as  follows  : — "  Ever  since  we 


FROM   A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  203 

parted  I  have  had  you  daily  and  nightly  in  my  thoughts  ; 
and  now  that  I  have  fulfilled  my  promise  of  coming  to 
see  you,  I  have  to  thank  you  for  the  orders  you  have 
issued  to  the  people  of  the  place.  As  for  me,  I  have 
nothing  to  offer  you  but  a  cup  of  wine,  which  I  pray 
you  accept  as  though  we  were  drinking  together  on  the 
river-bank"  He  then  burnt  a  quantity  of  paper  money,4 
when  lo !  a  wind  suddenly  arose,  which,  after  whirling 
round  and  round  behind  the  shrine,  soon  dropped,  and 
all  was  still.  That  night  Hsu  dreamed  that  his  friend 
came  to  him,  dressed  in  his  official  cap  and  robes,  and 
very  different  in  appearance  from  what  he  used  to  be, 
and  thanked  him,  saying,  "  It  is  truly  kind  of  you  to 
visit  me  thus  :  I  only  regret  that  my  position  makes  me 
unable  to  meet  you  face  to  face,  and  that  though  near 
we  are  still  so  far.  The  people  here  will  give  you  a  trifle, 
which  pray  accept  for  my  sake ;  and  when  you  go  away, 
I  will  see  you  a  short  way  on  your  journey."  A  few 
days  afterwards  Hsu  prepared  to  start,  in  spite  of  the 
numerous  invitations  to  stay  which  poured  in  upon  him 
from  all  sides  ;  and  then  the  inhabitants  loaded  him  with 
presents  of  all  kinds,  and  escorted  him  out  of  the 
village.  There  a  whirlwind  arose  and  accompanied 
him  several  miles,  when  he  turned  round  and  invoked 
his  friend  thus : — "  Liu-lang,  take  care  of  your  valued 
person.  Do  not  trouble  yourself  to  come  any  farther.5 


4  See  No.  XCVIL,  note  7. 

5  A  phrase  constantly  repeated,  in  other  terms,  by  a  guest  to  a 
host  who  is  politely  escorting  him  to  the  door. 


204  STRANGE    STORIES 

Your  noble  heart  will  ensure  happiness  to  this  district, 
and  there  is  no  occasion  for  me  to  give  a  word  of  advice 
to  my  old  friend."  By-and-by  the  whirlwind  ceased,  and 
the  villagers,  who  were  much  astonished,  returned  to 
their  own  homes.  Hsu,  too,  travelled  homewards,  and 
being  now  a  man  of  some  means,  ceased  to  work  any 
more  as  a  fisherman.  And  whenever  he  met  a  Chao- 
yiian  man  he  would  ask  him  about  that  guardian  angel, 
being  always  informed  in  reply  that  he  was  a  most 
beneficent  God.  Some  say  the  place  was  Shih-k'eng- 
chuang,  in  Chang-ch'in :  I  can't  say  which  it  was 
myself. 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO. 


CVIII. 
THE   PRIEST'S   WARNING. 

A  MAN  named  Chang  died  suddenly,  and  was  escorted 
at  once  by  devil-lictors1  into  the  presence  of  the  King 
of  Purgatory.  His  Majesty  turned  to  Chang's  record  of 
good  and  evil,  and  then,  in  great  anger,  told  the  lictors 
they  had  brought  the  wrong  man,  and  bade  them  take 
him  back  again.  As  they  left  the  judgment-hall,  Chang 
persuaded  his  escort  to  let  him  have  a  look  at  Pur- 
gatory; and,  accordingly,  the  devils  conducted  him 
through  the  nine  sections,2  pointing  out  to  him  the 
Knife  Hill,3  the  Sword  Tree,  and  other  objects  of  in- 
terest. By-and-by,  they  reached  a  place  where  there 
was  a  Buddhist  priest,  hanging  suspended  in  the  air 
head  downwards,  by  a  rope  through  a  hole  in  his  leg. 


1  The  spiritual   lictors  who  are  supposed   to   arrest  the  souls  of 
dying  persons,  are  also  believed  to  be  armed  with  warrants  signed 
and  sealed  in  due  form  as  in  the  world  above. 

2  Literally,  the  "nine  dark  places,"  which  will  remind  readers  of 
Dante  of  the  nine  "  bolgie  "  of  the  Inferno. 

3  This  is  a  cliff  over  which  sinners  are  hurled,  to  alight  upon  the 
upright  points  of  knives  below.      The  branches  of  the  Sword  Tree 
are  sharp  blades  which  cut  and  hack  all  who  pass  within  reach. 


206 


STRANGE    STORIES 


He  was  shrieking  with  pain,  and  longing  for  death  ;  and 
when  Chang  approached,  lo  !  he  saw  that  it  was  his 
own  brother.  In  great  distress,  he  asked  his  guides  the 
reason  of  this  punishment ;  and  they  informed  him  that 
the  priest  was  suffering  thus  for  collecting  subscrip- 
tions on  behalf  of  his  order,  and  then  privately  squan- 
dering the  proceeds  in  gambling  and  debauchery.4 
"Nor,"  added  they,  "will  he  escape  this  torment  unless 
he  repents  him  of  his  misdeeds."  When  Chang  came 
round,5  he  thought  his  brother  was  already  dead,  and 
hurried  off  to  the  Hsing-fu  monastery,  to  which  the 
latter  belonged.  As  he  went  in  at  the  door,  he  heard 
a  loud  shrieking ;  and,  on  proceeding  to  his  brother's 
room,  he  found  him  laid  up  with  a  very  bad  abscess  in 
his  leg,  the  leg  itself  being  tied  up  above  him  to  the 
wall,  this  being,  as  his  brother  informed  him,  the  only 
bearable  position  in  which  he  could  lie.  Chang  now 
told  him  what  he  had  seen  in  Purgatory,  at  which  the 
priest  was  so  terrified,  that  he  at  once  gave  up  taking 
wine  and  meat,6  and  devoted  himself  entirely  to  re- 
ligious exercises.  In  a  fortnight  he  was  well,  and  was 
known  ever  afterwards  as  a  most  exemplary  priest. 


4  A  crime  by  no  means  unknown  to  the  clergy  of  China. 
6  That  is,  when  the  lictors  had  returned  his  soul  to  its  tene- 
ment. 

6  See  No.  VI.,  note  2. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  207 


CIX. 

METEMPSYCHOSIS. 


MR.  LIN,  who  took  his  master's  degree  in  the  same 
year  as  the  late  Mr.  Wen  Pi,1  could  remember  what  had 
happened  to  him  in  his  previous  state  of  existence,  and 
once  told  the  whole  story,  as  follows  : — I  was  originally 
of  a  good  family,  but,  after  leading  a  very  dissolute  life, 
I  died  at  the  age  of  sixty-two.  On  being  conducted 
into  the  presence  of  the  King  of  Purgatory,  he  received 
me  civilly,  bade  me  be  seated,  and  offered  me  a  cup  of 
tea.  I  noticed,  however,  that  the  tea  in  His  Majesty's 
cup  was  clear  and  limpid,  while  that  in  my  own  was 
muddy,  like  the  lees  of  wine.  It  then  flashed  across 
me  that  this  was  the  potion  which  was  given  to  all  dis- 
embodied spirits  to  render  them  oblivious  of  the  past :  2 

1  In  A.D.  1621. 

2  According  to  the  Yii-U-ch  cao,  this  potion  is  administered  by  an 
old  beldame,  named  Mother  Meng,  who  sits  upon  the  Terrace  of 
Oblivion.     "Whether  they  swallow  much  or  little  it  matters  not; 
but  sometimes  there  are  perverse  devils  who  altogether  refuse  to 
drink.     Then  beneath  their  feet  sharp  blades  start  up,  and  a  copper 
tube  is  forced  down  their  throats,  by  which  means  they  are  com- 
pelled to  swallow  some." 


203  STRANGE   STORIES 

and,  according,  when  the  King  was  looking  the  other 
way,  I  seized  the  opportunity  of  pouring  it  under  the 
table,  pretending  afterwards  that  I  had  drunk  it  all  up. 
My  record  of  good  and  evil  was  now  presented  for 
inspection,  and  when  the  King  saw  what  it  was,  he 
flew  into  a  great  passion,  and  ordered  the  attendant 
devils  to  drag  me  away,  and  send  me  back  to  earth  as  a 
horse.  I  was  immediately  seized  and  bound,  and  the 
devils  carried  me  off  to  a  house,  the  door-sill  of  which 
was  so  high  I  could  not  step  over  it.  While  I  was 
trying  to  do  so,  the  devils  behind  lashed  me  with  all 
their  might,  causing  me  such  pain  that  I  made  a  great 
spring,  and — lo  and  behold !  I  was  a  horse  in  a  stable. 
"  The  mare  has  got  a  nice  colt,"  I  then  heard  a  man 
call  out;  but,  although  I  was  perfectly  aware  of  all  that 
was  passing,  I  could  say  nothing  myself.  Hunger  now 
came  upon  me,  and  I  was  glad  to  be  suckled  by  the 
mare  ;  and  by  the  end  of  four  or  five  years  I  had  grown 
into  a  fine  strong  horse,  dreadfully  afraid  of  the  whip, 
and  running  away  at  the  very  sight  of  it.  When  my 
master  rode  me,  it  was  always  with  a  saddle-cloth,  and  at 
a  leisurely  pace,  which  was  bearable  enough  ;  but  when 
the  servants  mounted  me  barebacked,  and  dug  their 
heels  into  me,  the  pain  struck  into  my  vitals ;  and  at 
length  I  refused  all  food,  and  in  three  days  I  died. 
Reappearing  before  the  King  of  Purgatory,  His  Majesty 
was  enraged  to  find  that  I  had  thus  tried  to  shirk 
working  out  my  time ;  and,  flaying  me  forthwith,  con- 
demned me  to  go  back  again  as  a  dog.  And  when  I 
did  not  move,  the  devils  came  behind  me  and  lashed 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  2OQ 

me  until  I  ran  away  from  them  into  the  open  country, 
where,  thinking  I  had  better  die  right  off,  I  jumped  over 
a  cliff,  and  lay  at  the  bottom  unable  to  move.  I  then 
saw  that  I  was  among  a  litter  of  puppies,  and  that  an  old 
bitch  was  licking  and  suckling  me  by  turns ;  whereby  I 
knew  that  I  was  once  more  among  mortals.  In  this 
hateful  form  I  continued  for  some  time,  longing  to  kill 
myself,  and  yet  fearing  to  incur  the  penalty  of  shirking. 
At  length,  I  purposely  bit  my  master  in  the  leg,  and  tore 
him  badly;  whereupon  he  had  me  destroyed,  and  I 
was  taken  again  into  the  presence  of  the  King,  who  was 
so  displeased  with  my  vicious  behaviour  that  he  con- 
demned me  to  become  a  snake,  and  shut  me  up  in  a 
dark  room,  where  I  could  see  nothing.  After  a  while  I 
managed  to  climb  up  the  wall,  bore  a  hole  in  the  roof, 
and  escape ;  and  immediately  I  found  myself  lying  in 
the  grass,  a  veritable  snake.  Then  I  registered  a  vow 
that  I  would  harm  no  living  thing,  and  I  lived  for 
some  years,  feeding  upon  berries  and  such  like,  ever 
remembering  neither  to  take  my  own  life,  nor  by  in- 
juring any  one  to  incite  them  to  take  it,  but  longing  all 
the  while  for  the  happy  release,  which  did  not  come  to 
me.  One  day,  as  I  was  sleeping  in  the  grass,  I  heard 
the  noise  of  a  passing  cart,  and,  on  trying  to  get  across 
the  road  out  of  its  way,  I  was  caught  by  the  wheel,  and 
cut  in  two.  The  King  was  astonished  to  see  me  back 
so  soon,  but  I  humbly  told  my  story,  and,  in  pity  for  the 
innocent  creature  that  loses  its  life,  he  pardoned  me, 
and  permitted  me  to  be  born  again  at  my  appointed  time 
as  a  human  being. 

VOL.  n.  p 


210  STRANGE   STORIES 

Such  was  Mr.  Lin's  story.  He  could  speak  as  soon  as 
he  came  into  the  world ;  and  could  repeat  anything  he 
had  once  read.  In  the  year  1621  he  took  his  master's 
degree,  and  was  never  tired  of  telling  people  to  put 
saddle-cloths  on  their  horses,  and  recollect  that  the  pain 
of  being  gripped  by  the  knees  is  even  worse  than  the 
lash  itself. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  211 


ex. 

THE  FORTY  STRINGS  OF  CASH. 

MR.  JUSTICE  WANG  had  a  steward,  who  was  possessed 
of  considerable  means.  One  night  the  latter  dreamt 
that  a  man  rushed  in  and  said  to  him,  "  To-day  you 
must  repay  me  those  forty  strings  of  cash."  The 
steward  asked  who  he  was ;  to  which  the  man  made  no 
answer,  but  hurried  past  him  into  the  women's  apart- 
ments. When  the  steward  awoke,  he  found  that  his 
wife  had  been  delivered  of  a  son;  and,  knowing  at  once 
that  retribution  was  at  hand,  he  set  aside  forty  strings 
of  cash  to  be  spent  solely  in  food,  clothes,  medi- 
cines, and  so  on,  for  the  baby.  By  the  time  the  child 
was  between  three  and  four  years  old,  the  steward 
found  that  of  the  forty  strings  only  about  seven  hundred 
cash  remained ;  and  when  the  wet-nurse,  who  happened 
to  be  standing  by,  brought  the  child  and  dandled  it  in 
her  arms  before  him,  he  looked  at  it  and  said,  "The 
forty  strings  are  all  but  repaid ;  it  is  time  you  were  off 
again."  Thereupon  the  child  changed  colour;  its  head 
fell  back,  and  its  eyes  stared  fixedly,  and,  when  they 
tried  to  revive  it,  lo !  respiration  had  already  ceased. 
The  father  then  took  the  balance  of  the  forty  strings, 
p  2 


212  STRANGE   STORIES 

and  with  it  defrayed  the  child's  funeral  expenses — truly 
a  warning  to  people  to  be  sure  and  pay  their  debts. 

Formerly,  an  old  childless  man  consulted  a  great 
many  Buddhist  priests  on  the  subject.  One  of  them 
said  to  him,  "  If  you  owe  no  one  anything,  and  no  one 
owes  you  anything,  how  can  you  expect  to  have 
children?  A  good  son  is  the  repayment  of  a  former 
debt ;  a  bad  son  is  a  dunning  creditor,  at  whose  birth 
there  is  no  rejoicing,  at  whose  death  no  lamentations."1 


1  And  such  is  actually  the  prevalent  belief  in  China  to  this  day. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  213 


CXI. 

SAVING   LIFE. 

A  CERTAIN  gentleman  of  Shen-yu,  who  had  taken 
the  highest  degree,  could  remember  himself  in  a  pre- 
vious state  of  existence.  He  said  he  had  formerly 
been  a  scholar,  and  had  died  in  middle  life ;  and  that 
when  he  appeared  before  the  Judge  of  Purgatory,  there 
stood  the  cauldrons,  the  boiling  oil,  and  other  apparatus 
of  torture,  exactly  as  we  read  about  them  on  earth.  In 
the  eastern  corner  of  the  hall  were  a  number  of  frames 
from  which  hung  the  skins  of  sheep,  dogs,  oxen, 
horses,  etc.;  and  when  anybody  was  condemned  to  re- 
appear in  life  under  any  one  of  these  forms,  his  skin 
was  stripped  off  and  a  skin  was  taken  from  the  proper 
frame  and  fixed  on  to  his  body.  The  gentleman  of 
whom  I  am  writing  heard  himself  sentenced  to  become 
a  sheep ;  and  the  attendant  devils  had  already  clothed 
him  in  a  sheep's-skin  in  the  manner  above  described, 
when  the  clerk  of  the  record  informed  the  Judge  that 
the  criminal  before  him  had  once  saved  another  man's 
life.  The  Judge  consulted  his  books,  and  forthwith 
cried  out,  "  I  pardon  him ;  for  although  his  sins  have 


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STRANGE   STORIES 


been  many,  this  one  act  has  redeemed  them  all  »i     The 

devils  then  tried  to  take  off  the  sheep's-skin,  but  it  was 

so    tightly  stuck   on  him   that   they  couldn't  move  it 

However,  after  great  efforts,  and  causing  the  gentleman 

most  excruciating  agony,  they  managed  to  tear  it  off 

bit  by  bit,  though  not  quite  so  cleanly  as   one  miaht 

have  wished.     In  fact,  a  piece  as  big  as  the  palm  of 

t   man's  hand   was  left  near  his  shoulder;   and    when 

he  was  born  again  into  the  world,  there  was   a  great 

patch  of  hair  on  his  back,  which  grew  again  as  fast  as 

it  was  cut  off. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  215 


CXIL 

THE  SALT  SMUGGLER. 

WANG  SHIH,  of  Kao-wan,  a  petty  salt  huckster,  was 
inordinately  fond  of  gambling.  One  night  he  was 
arrested  by  two  men,  whom  he  took  for  lictors  of  the 
Salt  Gabelle ;  and,  flinging  down  what  salt  he  had  with 
him,  he  tried  to  make  his  escape.1  He  found,  however, 
that  his  legs  would  not  move  with  him,  and  he  was 

1  Salt  is  a  Government  monopoly  in  China,  and  its  sale  is  only 
permitted  to  licensed  dealers.  It  is  a  contraband  article  of  com- 
merce, whether  for  import  or  export,  to  foreign  nations  trading  with 
China.  In  an  account  of  a  journey  from  Swatow  to  Canton  in 
March-April,  1877,  I  wrote: — "Apropos  of  salt,  we  came  across  a 
good-sized  bunker  of  it  when  stowing  away  our  things  in  the  space 
below  the  deck.  The  boatmen  could  not  resist  the  temptation  of 

doing  a  little  smuggling  on  the  way  up At  a 

secluded  point  in  a  bamboo-shaded  bend  of  the  river,  they  ran  the 
boat  alongside  the  bank,  and  were  instantly  met  by  a  number  of 
suspicious-looking  gentlemen  with  baskets,  who  soon  relieved  them 
of  the  smuggled  salt  and  separated  in  different  directions."  Thus 
do  the  people  of  China  seek  to  lighten  the  grievous  pressure  of  this 
tax.  A  curious  custom  exists  in  Canton.  Certain  blind  old  men 
and  women  are  allowed  to  hawk  salt  about  the  streets,  and  earn  a 
scanty  living  from  the  profits  they  are  able  to  make. 

It  may  interest  some  to  know  that  in  the  cities  of  the  north  of 
China  ice  and  coal  may  only  be  retailed  by  licensed  dealers,  who 
retain  such  authority  on  the  condition  of  supplying  the  yamens  of 
the  local  mandarins  with  these  two  necessaries,  free  of  all  charge. 


STRANGE   STORIES 


forthwith  seized  and  bound.     "We  are  not  sent  by  the 
Salt  Commissioner,"   cried   his  captors,  in  reply  to  an 
entreaty  to  set  him  free;  "we  are  the  devil-constables  of 
Purgatory."     Wang  was  horribly  frightened  at  this,  and 
begged  the  devils  to    let  him  bid  farewell  to  his  wife 
and  children ;  but  this  they  refused  to  do,  saying,  «  You 
aren't  going  to  die ;  you  are  only  wanted  for  a  little  job 
there  is  down  below."     Wang  asked  what  the  job  was  ; 
to  which  the  devils  replied,   "A  new  Judge  has  come 
into  office,  and,  finding  the  river2  and  the  eighteen  hells 
choked  up  with  the  bodies  of  sinners,  he  has  determined 
to  employ  three  classes  of  mortals  to  clean  them  out. 
These  are  thieves,  unlicensed  founders,3  and  unlicensed 

2  The  Styx. 

3  These  words  require  some  explanation.     Ordinarily  they  would 
*  taken  in  the  sense  of  casting  cask  of  a  base  description;  but 

ney  might  equally  well  signify  the  casting  of  iron  articles  of  any 
kind,  and  thereby  hang  some  curious  details.  Iron  foundries  in 
China  may  only  be  opened  under  license  from  the  local  officials 
and  the  articles  there  made,  consisting  chiefly  of  cooking  utensils' 
may  only  be  sold  within  a  given  area,  each  district  having  its  own 
particular  foundries  from  which  alone  the  supplies  of  the  neighbour- 
hood may  be  derived.  Free  trade  in  iron  is  much  feared  by  the 
auAorities,  as  thereby  pirates  and  rebels  would  be  enabled  to 
supply  themselves  with  arms.  At  the  framing  of  the  Treaty  of 
rientem,  with  its  accompanying  tariff  and  rules,  iron  was  not 
ified  among  other  prohibited  articles  of  commerce.  Conse- 

uentlv,  British  merchants  would  appear  to  have  a  full  right  to 
purchase  iron  in  the  interior  and  convey  it  to  any  of  the  open  ports 

ackneowTrrSlt"PaSS'  EUt  ^  ChineSG  °ffidals  steadily  refuse  to 
acknowledge,  or  permit  the  exercise  of,  this  right,  putting  for- 
*ard  their  own  time-honoured  custom  with  regard  to  iron  and 
enumerating  the  disadvantages  to  China  were  such"  an  innov"ion  to 
oe  brought  about. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  27  7 

dealers  in  salt,  and,  for  the  dirtiest  work  of  all,  he  is 
going  to  take  musicians."4 

Wang  accompanied  the  devils  until  at  length  they 
reached  a  city,  where  he  was  brought  before  the  Judge, 
who  was  sitting  in  his  Judgment-hall.  On  turning 
up  his  record  in  the  books,  one  of  the  devils  ex- 
plained that  the  prisoner  had  been  arrested  for 
unlicensed  trading;  whereupon  the  Judge  became  very 
'  angry,  and  said,  "  Those  who  drive  an  illicit  trade  in 
salt,  not  only  defraud  the  State  of  its  proper  revenue, 
but  also  prey  upon  the  livelihood  of  the  people.  Those, 
however,  whom  the  greedy  officials  and  corrupt  traders 
of  to-day  denounce  as  unlicensed  traders,  are  among  the 
most  virtuous  of  mankind — needy  unfortunates  who 
struggle  to  save  a  few  cash  in  the  purchase  of  their 
pint  of  salt.5  Are  they  your  unlicensed  traders  ?  "  The 
Judge  then  bade  the  lictors  buy  four  pecks  of  salt,  and 
send  it  to  Wang's  house  for  him,  together  with  that 
which  had  been  found  upon  him;  and,  at  the  same 
time,  he  gave  Wang  an  iron  scourge,  and  told  him  to 
superintend  the  works  at  the  river.  So  Wang  followed 
the  devils,  and  found  the  river  swarming  with  people 
like  ants  in  an  ant-hill.  The  water  was  turbid  and  red, 
the  stench  from  it  being  almost  unbearable,  while  those 
who  were  employed  in  cleaning  it  out  were  working 


4  The  allusion  is  to  women,  of  a  not  very  respectable  class. 

5  No  Chinese  magistrate  would  be  found  to  pass  sentence  upon  a 
man  who  stole  food  under  stress  of  hunger. 


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STRANGE   STORIES 


there  naked.     Sometimes  they  would  sink  down  in  the 

horrid  mass  of  decaying  bodies  :  sometimes  they  would 

get  lazy,  and   then  the  iron  scourge  was  applied  to  their 

backs.     The  assistant-superintendents  had  small  scented 

balls,  which  they  held  in  their  mouths.     Wang  himself 

approached  the  bank,  and  saw  the  licensed  salt-merchant 

of  Kao-wan^  in  the  midst  of  it  all,  and  thrashed  him 

well   with   his   scourge,  until   he   was   afraid  he   would 

never  come   up   again.      This   went  on  for  three   days 

and  three  nights,  by  which  time  half  the  workmen  were 

dead,  and  the  work  completed;  whereupon  the  same 

two   devils  escorted    him    home    again,   and   then    he 

waked  up. 

As  a  matter  of  fact,  Wang  had  gone  out  to  sell  some 
salt,  and  had  not  come  back.     Next  morning,  when  his 
wife  opened  the  house  door,  she  found  two  bags  of  salt 
in  the  court-yard;  and,  as  her  husband  did  not  return,  I 
she  sent  off  some  people  to  search  for  him,   and  they 
discovered  him  lying  senseless  by  the  wayside.     He  was 
immediately  conveyed  home,  where,  after  a  little  time,   i 
he  recovered  consciousness,  and  related  what  had  taken 
place.     Strange  to  say,  the  licensed  salt-merchant  had 
fallen  down  in  a  fit  on  the  previous  evening,  and  had  only 
just  recovered;   and  Wang,  hearing  that  his  body  was 
covered  with  sores-the  result  of  the  beating  with  thJI 
iron  scourge-went  off  to  his  house  to  see  him;  how- 
ever,  directly  the  wretched  man  set  eyes  on  Wang,  he    ; 


6  His  own  village. 


FROM    A   CHINESE    STUDIO.  2IQ 

hastily  covered  himself  up  with  the  bed-clothes,  for- 
getting that  they  were  no  longer  at  the  infernal  river. 
He  did  not  recover  from  his  injuries  for  a  year,  after 
which  he  retired  from  trade.7 


7  The  whole  story  is  meant  as  a  satire  upon  the  iniquity  of  the 
Salt  Gabelle. 


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CXIII. 
COLLECTING  SUBSCRIPTIONS. 

THE  Frog-God  frequently  employs  a  magician  to 
deliver  its  oracles  to  those  who  have  faith.  Should  the 
magician  declare  that  the  God  is  pleased,  happiness  is 
sure  to  follow;  but  if  he  says  the  God  is  angry,  women 
and  children  i  sit  sorrowfully  about,  and  neglect  even 
their  meals.  Such  is  the  customary  belief,  and  it  is 
probably  not  altogether  devoid  of  foundation. 

There  was  a  certain  wealthy  merchant,  named  Chou, 
who  was  a  very  stingy  man.  Once,  when  some  repairs 
were  necessary  to  the  temple  of  the  God  of  War,2  and 
rich  and  poor  were  subscribing  as  much  as  each  could 
afford,  he  alone  gave  nothing.3  By-and-by  the  works 

1  The  chief  supporters  of  superstition  in  China. 

2  See  No.  I.,  note  3. 

3  Such  is  one  of  the  most  common  causes  of  hostile  demonstra- 
tion   against   Chinese  Christians.      The   latter,    acting    under    the 

s    of   the   missionaries,    frequently  refuse  to  subscribe   to  the 
various  local  celebrations  and  processions,  the  great  annual  festivi- 
ties, and  ceremonies  of  all    kinds,   on  the  grounds  that  these  are 
idolatrous  and  forbidden  by  the  Christian  faith.    Hence  bad  feeling 
high  words,  blows,  and  sometimes  bloodshed.     I  say  "frequently  " 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  221 

were  stopped  for  want  of  funds,  and  the  committee 
of  management  were  at  a  loss  what  to  do  next.  It 
happened  that  just  then  there  was  a  festival  in  honour 
of  the  Frog-God,  at  which  the  magician  suddenly  cried 
out,  "General  Chou4  has  given  orders  for  a  further 
subscription.  Bring  forth  the  books."  The  people  all 
shouting  assent  to  this,  the  magician  went  on  to  say, 
"  Those  who  have  already  subscribed  will  not  be  com- 
pelled to  do  so  again ;  those  who  have  not  subscribed 
must  give  according  to  their  means."  Thereupon 
various  persons  began  to  put  down  their  names,  and 


because  I  have  discovered  several  cases  in  which  converts  have 
quietly  subscribed  like  other  people  rather  than  risk  an  emeute. 

An  amusing  incident  came  under  my  own  special  notice  not  very 
long  ago.  A  missionary  appeared  before  me  one  day  to  complain 
that  a  certain  convert  of  his  had  been  posted  in  his  own  village, 
and  cut  off  from  his  civic  rights  for  two  years,  merely  because  he 
had  agreed  to  let  a  room  of  his  house  to  be  used  as  a  missionary 
depot.  I  took  a  copy  of  the  placard  which  was  handed  to  me  in 
proof  of  this  statement,  and  found  it  to  run  thus: — "In  conse- 
quence of having  entered  into  an  agreement  with  a  barbarian 

pastor,  to  lease  to  the  said  barbarian  pastor  a  room  in  his  house 
to  be  used  as  a  missionary  chapel,  we,  the  elders  of  this  village, 

do  hereby  debar from  the  privilege  of  worshipping  in  our 

ancestral  hall  for  the  space  of  two  years."  It  is  needless,  of 
course,  to  mention  that  Ancestral  Worship  is  prohibited  by  all  sects 
of  missionaries  in  China  alike  ;  or  that,  when  I  pointed  this  out  to 
the  individual  in  question,  who  could  not  have  understood  the 
import  of  the  Chinese  placard,  the  charge  was  promptly  with- 
drawn. 

4  An  historical  character  who  was  formerly  among  the  ranks  of 
the  Yellow  Turban  rebels,  but  subsequently  entered  the  service  of 
Kuan  Yii  (see  No.  I.,  note  3),  and  was  canonized  by  an  Emperor 
of  the  last  dynasty. 


222  STRANGE   STORIES 

when  this  was  finished,  the  magician  examined  the 
books.  He  then  asked  if  Mr.  Chou  was  present ;  and 
the  latter,  who  was  skulking  behind,  in  dread  lest  he 
should  be  detected  by  the  God,  had  no  alternative  but 
to  come  to  the  front.  "Put  yourself  down  for  one 
hundred  taels,"  said  the  magician  to  him;  and  when 
Chou  hesitated,  he  cried  out  to  him  in  anger,  "You 
could  give  two  hundred  for  your  own  bad  purposes  :  how 
much  more  should  you  do  so  in  a  good  cause  ?  "  alluding 
to  a  scandalous  intrigue  of  Chou's,  the  consequences  of 
which  he  had  averted  by  payment  of  the  sum  men- 
tioned. This  put  our  friend  to  the  blush,  and  he  was 
obliged  to  enter  his  name  for  one  hundred  taels,  at  which 
his  wife  was  very  angry,  and  said  the  magician  was  a 
rogue,  and  whenever  he  came  to  collect  the  money  he 
was  put  off  with  some  excuse. 

Shortly  afterwards,  Chou  was  one  day  going  to  sleep, 
when  he  heard  a  noise  outside  his  house,  like  the  blow- 
ing of  an  ox,  and  beheld  a  huge  frog  walking  leisurely 
through  the  front  door,  which  was  just  big  enough  to 
let  it  pass.  Once  inside,  the  creature  laid  itself  down 
to  sleep,  with  its  head  on  the  threshold,  to  the  great 
horror  of  all  the  inmates ;  upon  which  Chou  observed 
that  it  had  probably  come  to  collect  his  subscription, 
and  burning  some  incense,  he  vowed  that  he  would 
pay  down  thirty  taels  on  the  spot,  and  send  the  balance 
later  on.  The  frog,  however,  did  not  move,  so  Chou 
promised  fifty,  and  then  there  was  a  slight  decrease  in 
the  frog's  size.  Another  twenty  brought  it  down  to 
the  size  of  a  peck  measure;  and  when  Chou  said  the 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  223 

full  amount  should  be  paid  on  the  spot,  the  frog  became 
suddenly   no   larger    than   one's    fist,    and   disappeared 
through  a  hole  in  the  wall.      Chou  immediately  sent  off 
fifty  taels,  at  which  all  the  other  subscribers  were  much 
astonished,  not  knowing  what  had  taken  place.      A  few 
days  afterwards  the  magician  said  Chou  still  owed  fifty 
taels,  and  that  he  had  better  send  it  in  soon ;  so  Chou 
forwarded    ten  more,   hoping  now    to  have  done  with 
the  matter.      However,  as  he  and  his  wife  were  one  day 
sitting  down  to  dinner,  the  frog  reappeared,  and  glaring 
with  anger,  took  up  a  position  on  the  bed,  which  creaked 
under  it,  as  though  unable  to  bear  the  weight.      Putting 
its  head  on  the  pillow,  the  frog  went  off  to  sleep,   its 
body    gradually   swelling   up   until  it  was  as  big  as  a 
buffalo,  and  nearly  filled  the  room,  causing  Chou  to  send 
off  the  balance  of  his  subscription  without  a  moment's 
delay.     There  was  now  no  diminution  in  the  size  of  the 
frog's  body;  and  by-and-by  crowds  of  small  frogs  came 
hopping  in,  boring  through  the  walls,  jumping  on  the 
bed,   catching  flies  on  the  cooking-stove,  and  dying  in 
the  saucepans,  until   the   place   was  quite   unbearable. 
Three  days  passed  thus,  and  then  Chou  sought  out  the 
magician,  and  asked  him  what  was  to  be  done.     The 
latter  said  he  could  manage  it,  and  began  by  vowing  on 
behalf  of   Chou   twenty   more  taels'  subscription.      At 
this   the   frog  raised   its  head,  and  a  further  increase 
caused  it  to  move  one  foot ;  and  by  the  time  a  hundred 
taels  was  reached,  the  frog  was  walking  out  of  the  door. 
At  the  door,  however,  it  stopped,  and  lay  down  once 
more,   which  the  magician   explained  by  saying,   that 


224  STRANGE   STORIES 

immediate  payment  was  required  ;  so  Chou  handed  over 
the  amount  at  once,  and  the  frog,  shrinking  down  to 
its  usual  size,  mingled  with  its  companions,  and  departed 
with  them. 

The  repairs  to  the  temple  were  accordingly  com- 
pleted, but  for  "  lighting  the  eyes,"  5  and  the  attendant 
festivities,  some  further  subscriptions  were  wanted. 
Suddenly,  the  magician,  pointing  at  the  managers,  cried 
out,  "  There  is  money  short ;  of  fifteen  men,  two  of  you 
are  defaulters."  At  this,  all  declared  they  had  given 
what  they  could  afford ;  but  the  magician  went  on  to 
say,  "  It  is  not  a  question  of  what  you  can  afford ;  you 
have  misappropriated  the  funds 6  that  should  not  have 


5  This  curious  ceremony  is  the  final  touch  to  a  newly-built  or 
newly-restored  temple,    and  consists   in   giving   expression   to   the 
eyes  of  the  freshly-painted  idols,  which  have  been  purposely  left 
blank  by  the  painter.     Up   to    that    time  these  blocks  of  clay  or 
wood   are   not  supposed    to   have   been  animated  by  the  spiritual 
presence   of  the  deity  in  question ;    but   no   sooner  are  the  eyes 
lighted   than    the   gratified  God  smiles  down  upon  the   handsome 
decorations  thus  provided  by  devout  and  trusting  suppliants. 

There  is  a  cognate  custom  belonging  to  the  ceremonies  of  an- 
cestral worship,  of  great  importance  in  the  eyes  of  the  Chinese. 
On  a  certain  day  after  the  death  of  a  parent,  the  surviving  head 
of  the  family  proceeds  with  much  solemnity  to  dab  a  spot  of  ink 
upon  the  memorial  tablet  of  the  deceased.  This  is  believed  to 
give  to  the  departed  spirit  the  power  of  remaining  near  to,  and 
watching  over  the  fortunes  of,  those  left  behind. 

6  Such  indeed  is  the  fate  of  a  per-centage  of  all  public  subscrip- 
tions raised  and  handled  by  Chinese  of  no  matter  what  class.     A 
year   or  two  ago  an  application  was  made  to   me  for  a  donation 
to  a  native  foundling   hospital  at  Swatow,   on  the  ground  that  I 
was  known  as  a  "  read  (Chinese)  book  man,"  and  that  consequently 
other  persons,  both  Chinese  and  foreigners,  might  be  induced  to 


FROM    A   CHINESE    STUDIO.  225 

been  touched,  and  misfortune  would  come  upon  you, 
but  that,  in  return  for  your  exertions,  I  shall  endeavour 
to  avert  it  from  you.  The  magician  himself  is  not 
without  taint.7  Let  him  set  you  a  good  example." 
Thereupon,  the  magician  rushed  into  his  house,  and 
brought  out  all  the  money  he  had,  saying,  "  I  stole  eight 
taels  myself,  which  I  will  now  refund."  He  then 
weighed  what  silver  he  had,  and  finding  that  it  only 
amounted  to  a  little  over  six  taels,  he  made  one  of  the 
bystanders  take  a  note  of  the  difference.  Then  the 
others  came  forward  and  paid  up,  each  what  he  had 
misappropriated  from  the  public  fund.  All  this  time 
the  magician  had  been  in  a  divine  ecstasy,  not  knowing 
what  he  was  saying ;  and  when  he  came  round,  and 
was  told  what  had  happened,  his  shame  knew  no 
bounds,  so  he  pawned  some  of  his  clothes,  and  paid  in 
the  balance  of  his  own  debt  As  to  the  two  defaulters 
who  did  not  pay,  one  of  them  was  ill  for  a  month  and 
more ;  while  the  other  had  a  bad  attack  of  boils. 


follow  my  example.  On  my  declining  to  do  so,  the  manager  of 
the  concern  informed  me  that  if  I  would  only  put  down  my  name 
for  fifty  dollars,  say  ^10,  no  call  should  be  made  upon  me  for  the 
money  !  Even  in  the  matter  of  the  funds  collected  for  the  famine- 
stricken  people  of  1878,  it  is  whispered  that  peculation  has  been 
rife. 

7  The  reader  must  recollect  that  these  are  the  words  of  the  God, 
speaking  from  the  magician's  body. 
VOL.    II.  Q 


226  STRANGE  STORIES 


CXIV. 
TAOIST  MIRACLES. 

AT  Chi-nan  Fu  there  lived  a  certain  priest :  I  cannot 
say  whence  he  came,  or  what  was  his  name.     Winter 
and  summer  alike  he  wore  but  one  unlined  robe,  and 
a  yellow  girdle  about  his  waist,  with  neither  shirt  nor 
trousers.      He  combed  his  hair  with  a  broken  comb, 
holding  the  ends  in  his   mouth,  like  the  strings  of   a 
hat.     By  day  he  wandered  about  the  market-place ;  at 
night  he  slept  in  the  street,  and  to  a  distance  of  several 
feet  round  where  he  lay,  the  ice  and  snow  would  melt. 
When  he  first  arrived  at  Chi-nan  he  used  to  perform 
miracles,  and  the  people  vied  with  each  other  in  making 
him  presents.      One   day  a   disreputable   young  fellow 
gave  him  a  quantity  of  wine,  and  begged  him  in  return 
to  divulge  the  secret  of  his  power  ;  and  when  the  priest 
refused,  the  young  man  watched  him  get  into  the  river 
to  bathe,  and  then  ran  off  with  his  clothes.      The  priest 
called  out  to  him  to  bring  them  back,  promising  that 
he  would  do  as  the  young  man  required  ;  but  the  latter, 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  227 

distrusting  the  priest's  good  faith,  refused  to  do  so ; 
whereupon  the  priest's  girdle  was  forthwith  changed  into 
a  snake,  several  spans  in  circumference,  which  coiled  itself 
round  its  master's  head,  and  glared  and  hissed  terribly. 
The  young  man  now  fell  on  his  knees,  and  humbly 
prayed  the  priest  to  save  his  life ;  at  which  the  priest  put 
his  girdle  on  again,  and  a  snake  that  had  appeared  to  be 
his  girdle,  wriggled  away  and  disappeared.  The  priest's 
fame  was  thus  firmly  established,  and  the  gentry  and 
officials  of  the  place  were  constantly  inviting  him  to  join 
them  in  their  festive  parties.  By-and-by  the  priest  said 
he  was  going  to  invite  his  entertainers  to  a  return  feast ; 1 
and  at  the  appointed  time  each  one  of  them  found 
on  his  table  a  formal  invitation  to  a  banquet  at  the 
Water  Pavilion,  but  no  one  knew  who  had  brought  the 
letters.  However,  they  all  went,  and  were  met  at  the 
door  by  the  priest,  in  his  usual  garb  ;  and  when  they  got 
inside,  the  place  was  all  desolate  and  bare,  with  no 
banquet  ready.  "  I'm  afraid  I  shall  be  obliged  to  ask 
you  gentlemen  to  let  me  use  your  attendants,"  said  the 
priest  to  his  guests ;  "  I  am  a  poor  man,  and  keep  no 
servants  myself."  To  this  all  readily  consented  ;  where- 
upon the  priest  drew  a  double  door  upon  the  wall,  and 
rapped  upon  it  with  his  knuckles.  Somebody  answered 
from  within,  and  immediately  the  door  was  thrown  open, 
and  a  splendid  array  of  handsome  chairs,  and  tables 


1  It  is  considered  a  serious  breach  of  Chinese  etiquette  to 
accept  invitations  without  returning  the  compliment  at  an  early 
date. 


228  STRANGE   STORIES 

loaded  with  exquisite  viands  and  costly  wines,  burst 
upon  the  gaze  of  the  astonished  guests.  The  priest 
bade  the  attendants  receive  all  these  things  from  the 
door,  and  bring  them  outside,  cautioning  them  on  no 
account  to  speak  with  the  people  inside  ;  and  thus 
a  most  luxurious  entertainment  was  provided  to  the 
great  amazement  of  all  present. 

Now  this  Pavilion  stood  upon  the  bank  of  a  small 
lake,  and  every  year,  at  the  proper  season,  it  was  literally 
covered  with  lilies ;  but,  at  the  time  of  this  feast,  the 
weather  was  cold,  and  the  surface  of  the  lake  was  of 
a  smoky  green  colour.  "  It's  a  pity,"  said  one  of  the 

guests,  "  that  the  lilies  are  not  out " a  sentiment  in 

which  the  others  very  cordially  agreed,  when  suddenly  a 
servant  came  running  in  to  say  that,  at  that  moment,  the 
lake  was  a  perfect  mass  of  lilies.  Every  one  jumped  up 
directly,  and  ran  to  look  out  of  the  window,  and,  lo  !  it 
was  so  ;  and  in  another  minute  the  fragrant  perfume 
of  the  flowers  was  borne  towards  them  by  the  breeze. 
Hardly  knowing  what  to  make  of  this  strange  sight, 
they  sent  off  some  servants,  in  a  boat,  to  gather  a  few 
of  the  lilies,  but  they  soon  returned  empty-handed, 
saying,  that  the  flowers  seemed  to  shift  their  position 
as  fast  as  they  rowed  towards  them  ;  at  which  the  priest 
laughed,  and  said,  "These  are  but  the  lilies  of  your 
imagination,  and  have  no  real  existence."  And  later 
on,  when  the  wine  was  finished,  the  flowers  began  to 
droop  and  fade ;  and  by-and-by  a  breeze  from  the  north 
carried  off  every  sign  of  them,  leaving  the  lake  as  it  had 
been  before. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  229 

A  certain  Taot'ai,2  at  Chi'nan,  was  much  taken  with 
this  priest,  and  gave  him  rooms  at  his  yamen.  One  day, 
he  had  some  friends  to  dinner,  and  set  before  them 
some  very  choice  old  wine  that  he  had,  and  of  which 
he  only  brought  out  a  small  quantity  at  a  time,  not 
wishing  to  get  through  it  too  rapidly.  The  guests, 
however,  liked  it  so  much  that  they  asked  for  more ; 
upon  which  the  Taot'ai  said,  "  he  was  very  sorry,  but  it 
was  all  finished."  The  priest  smiled  at  this,  and  said, 
"  I  can  give  the  gentlemen  some,  if  they  will  oblige  me 
by  accepting  it;"  and  immediately  inserted  the  wine- 
kettle  3  in  his  sleeve,  bringing  it  out  again  directly,  and 
pouring  out  for  the  guests.  This  wine  tasted  exactly 
like  the  choice  wine  they  had  just  been  drinking,  and 
the  priest  gave  them  all  as  much  of  it  as  they  wanted, 
which  made  the  Taot'ai  suspect  that  something  was 
wrong ;  so,  after  the  dinner,  he  went  into  his  cellar  to 
look  at  his  own  stock,  when  he  found  the  jars  closely 
tied  down,  with  unbroken  seals,  but  one  and  all  empty. 
In  a  great  rage,  he  caused  the  priest  to  be  arrested  for 
sorcery,  and  proceeded  to  have  him  bambooed ;  but  no 
sooner  had  the  bamboo  touched  the  priest  than  the 
Taot'ai  himself  felt  a  sting  of  pain,  which  increased 
'at  every  blow;  and,  in  a  few  moments,  there  was  the 


2  A  high  Chinese  official,  known  to  foreigners  as  Intendant  of 
Circuit ;  the  circuit  being  a  circuit  of  Prefectures,  over  which  he 
has  full  control,  subject  only  to  the  approval  of  the  highest  pro- 
vincial authorities.     It  is  with  this  functionary  that  foreign  Consuls 
rank. 

3  See  No.  XCIIL,  note  3. 


230  STRANGE   STORIES 

priest  writhing  and  shrieking  under  every  cut,4  while 
the  Taot'ai  was  sitting  in  a  pool  of  blood.  Accordingly, 
the  punishment  was  soon  stopped,  and  the  priest  was 
commanded  to  leave  Chi-nan,  which  he  did,  and  I 
know  not  whither  he  went.  He  was  subsequently 
seen  at  Nanking,  dressed  precisely  as  of  old;  but  on 
being  spoken  to,  he  only  smiled  and  made  no  reply. 


4  Of  course  only  pretending  to  be  hurt,  the  pain  of  the  blows 
being  transferred  by  his  magical  art  to  the  back  of  the  Taot'ai. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  231 


cxv. 

ARRIVAL   OF   BUDDHIST   PRIESTS. 

Two  Buddhist  priests  having  arrived  from  the  West,1 
one  went  to  the  Wu-t'ai  hill,  while  the  other  hung  up  his 
staff2  at  T'ai-shan.  Their  clothes,  complexions,  lan- 
guage, and  features,  were  very  different  from  those  of 
our  country.  They  further  said  they  had  crossed  the 
Fiery  Mountains,  from  the  peaks  of  which  smoke  was 
always  issuing  as  from  the  chimney  of  a  furnace ;  that 
they  could  only  travel  after  rain,  and  that  excessive 
caution  was  necessary  to  avoid  displacing  any  stone  and 
thus  giving  a  vent  to  the  flames.  They  also  stated  that 
they  had  passed  through  the  River  of  Sand,  in  the 
middle  of  which  was  a  crystal  hill  with  perpendicular 
sides  and  perfectly  transparent ;  and  that  there  was  a  defile 
just  broad  enough  to  admit  a  single  cart,  its  entrance 
guarded  by  two  dragons  with  crossed  horns.  Those 
who  wished  to  pass  prostrated  themselves  before  these 
dragons,  and  on  receiving  permission  to  enter,  the  horns 


1  That  is,  missionaries  from  India. 
-  See  No.  LVL,  note  10. 


232  STRANGE   STORIES 

opened  and  let  them  through.  The  dragons  were  of  a 
white  colour,  and  their  scales  and  bristles  seemed  to  be 
of  crystal.  Eighteen  winters  and  summers  these  priests 
had  been  on  the  road ;  and  of  twelve  who  started  from 
the  west  together,  only  two  reached  China.3  These  two 
said  that  in  their  country  four  of  our  mountains  are  held 
in  great  esteem,  namely,  T'ai,  Hua,  Wu-ta'i,  and  Lo-chia. 
The  people  there  also  think  that  China 4  is  paved  with 
yellow  gold,  that  Kuan-yin  and  Wen-shu  5  are  still  alive, 
and  that  they  have  only  come  here  to  be  sure  of  their 
Buddhahood  and  of  immortal  life.  Hearing  these 
words  it  struck  me  that  this  was  precisely  what  our  own 
people  say  and  think  about  the  West;  and  that  if 
travellers  from  each  country  could  only  meet  half  way 
and  tell  each  other  the  true  state  of  affairs,  there  would 
be  some  hearty  laughter  on  both  sides,  and  a  saving  of 
much  unnecessary  trouble. 


3  Much  of  the    above  recalls  Fa  Hsien's  narrative  of  his  cele- 
brated journey  from    China    to    India    in   the    early  years  of  the 
fifth  century  of  our  era,  with  which  our  author  was  evidently  well 
acquainted.      That   courageous   traveller  complained  that  of  those 
who  had  set  out  with   him   some   had    stopped   on   the  way  and 
others  had    died,    leaving   him   only  his  own   shadow   as  a  com- 
panion. 

4  This  may  almost  be  said  to  have  been  the  belief  of  the  Arabs 
at  the  date  of  the  composition  of  "  The  Arabian  Nights." 

5  For    Kuan-yin,    see    No.   XXXIII.,    note  7.      Wen-shu,    or 
Manjusiri,  is  the  God  of  Wisdom,  and  is  generally  represented  as 
riding  on  a  lion,  in  attendance,  together  with  P'u-hsien,  the  God 
of  Action,  who  rides  an  elephant,  upon  Shakyamuni  Buddha. 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  233 


CXVI. 
THE  STOLEN  EYES. 

WHEN  His  Excellency  Mr.  T'ang,  of  our  village,  was 
quite  a  child,  a  relative  of  his  took  him  to  a  temple  to 
see  the  usual  theatrical  performances.1  He  was  a  clever 
little  fellow,  afraid  of  nothing  and  nobody ;  and  when  he 
saw  one  of  the  clay  images  in  the  vestibule  staring  at 
him  with  its  great  glass  2  eyes,  the  temptation  was  irre- 
sistible ;  and,  secretly  gouging  them  out  with  his  finger, 
he  carried  them  off  with  him.  When  they  reached 
home,  his  relative  was  taken  suddenly  ill  and  remained 
for  a  long  time  speechless ;  at  length,  jumping  up  he 
cried  out  several  times  in  a  voice  of  thunder,  "  Why  did 
you  gouge  out  my  eyes?"  His  family  did  not  know 
what  to  make  of  this,  until  little  T'ang  told  them  what 
he  had  done ;  they  then  immediately  began  to  pray  to 
the  possessed  man,  saying,  "  A  mere  child,  unconscious 


1  See  No.  XLVIIL,  note  4. 

2  The  term  here  used  stands  for  a  vitreous  composition  that  has 
long  been  prepared  by  the  Chinese.     Glass,  properly  so  called,  is 
said  to    have  been  introduced  into  China  from    the    west,   by  a 
eunuch,  during  the  Ming  dynasty. 


234  STRANGE   STORIES 

of  the  wickedness  of  his  act,  took  away  in  his  fun  thy 
sacred  eyes.  They  shall  be  reverently  replaced."  There- 
upon the  voice  exclaimed,  "In  that  case,  I  shall  go 
away ; "  and  he  had  hardly  spoken  before  T'ang's  relative 
fell  flat  upon  the  ground  and  lay  there  in  a  state  of  in- 
sensibility for  some  time.  When  he  recovered,  they 
asked  him  concerning  what  he  had  said;  but  he  re- 
membered nothing  of  it.  The  eyes  were  then  forthwith 
restored  to  their  original  sockets. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  235 


CXVII. 

THE   INVISIBLE   PRIEST. 

MR.  HAN  was  a  gentleman  of  good  family,  on  very 
intimate  terms  with  a  skilful  Taoist  priest  and  magician 
named  Tan,  who,  when  sitting  amongst  other  guests, 
would  suddenly  become  invisible.  Mr.  Han  was  ex- 
tremely anxious  to  learn  this  art,  but  Tan  refused  all  his 
entreaties,  "  Not,"  as  he  said,  "  because*!  want  to  keep 
the  secret  for  myself,  but  simply  as  a  matter  of  principle. 
To  teach  the  superior  man1  would  be  well  enough; 
others,  however,  would  avail  themselves  of  such  know- 
ledge to  plunder  their  neighbours.  There  is  no  fear  that 
you  would  do  this,  though  even  you  might  be  tempted 
in  certain  ways."  Mr.  Han,  finding  all  his  efforts  un- 
availing, flew  into  a  great  passion,  and  secretly  arranged 
with  his  servants  that  they  should  give  the  magician  a 
sound  beating;  and,  in  order  to  prevent  his  escape 
through  the  power  of  making  himself  invisible,  he  had 


1  The  perfect  man,  according  to  the  Confucian  standard. 


236  STRANGE   STORIES 

his  threshing-floor  2  covered  with  a  fine  ash-dust,  so  that 
at  any  rate  his  footsteps  would  be  seen  and  the  servants 
could  strike  just  above  them.3     He  then  inveigled  Tan 
to  the  appointed  spot,  which  he  had  no  sooner  reached 
than  Han's  servants  began  to  belabour  him  on  all  sides 
with   leathern   thongs.      Tan   immediately   became    in- 
visible, but  his  footprints  were  clearly  seen  as  he  moved 
about  hither  and  thither  to  avoid  the  blows,  and  the 
servants  went  on  striking  above  them  until   finally  he 
succeeded  in  getting  away.     Mr.  Han  then  went  home, 
and  subsequently  Tan  reappeared  and  told  the  servants 
that  he  could  stay  there  no  longer,  adding  that  before  he 
went  he  intended  to  give  them  all  a  feast  in  return  for 
many  things  they  had  done  for  him.     And  diving  into 
his  sleeve  he  brought  forth  a  quantity  of  delicious  meats 
and  wines  which  he  spread  out  upon  the  table,  begging 
them  to  sit  down  and  enjoy  themselves.     The  servants 
did  so,  and  one  and  all  of  them  got  drunk  and  insensible  • 
upon  which  Tan  picked  each  of  them  up  and  stowed 
them  away  in  his  sleeve.     When  Mr.  Han  heard  of  this, 
he  begged  Tan  to  perform  some  other  trick;  so  Tan 
drew  upon  the  wall  a  city,  and  knocking  at  the  gate  with 
his  hand  it  was  instantly  thrown  open.     He  then  put  in- 

-  A  large,  smooth,  area  of  concrete,  to  be  seen  outside  all  country 
houses  of  any  size,  and  used  for  preparing  the  various  kinds  of 

3  Compare— "The  not  uncommon  practice  of  strewing  ashes  to 
show  the  footprints  of  ghosts  or  demons  takes  for  granted  that  they 
are  substantial  bodies."  -  Tylor's  Primitive  Culture,  Vol  I 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  237 

side  it  his  wallet  and  clothes,  and  stepping  through  the 
gateway  himself,  waved  his  hand  and  bade  Mr.  Han 
farewell.  The  city  gates  were  now  closed,  and  Tan 
vanished  from  their  sight.  It  was  said  that  he  appeared 
again  in  Ch'ing-chou,  where  he  taught  little  boys  to  paint 
a  circle  on  their  hands,  and,  by  dabbing  this  on  to 
another  person's  face  or  clothes,  to  imprint  the  circle  on 
the  place  thus  struck  without  a  trace  of  it  being  left 
behind  upon  the  hand. 


238  STRANGE   STORIES 


CXVIII. 
THE    CENSOR   IN   PURGATORY. 

JUST  beyond  Feng-tu*  there  is  a  fathomless  cave 
which  is  reputed  to  be  the  entrance  to  Purgatory.  All 
the  implements  of  torture  employed  therein  are  of 
human  manufacture;  old,  worn-out  gyves  and  fetters 
being  occasionally  found  at  the  mouth  of  the  cave,  and 
as  regularly  replaced  by  new  ones,  which  disappear  the 
same  night,  and  for  which  the  magistrate  of  the  district 
makes  a  formal  charge  2  in  his  accounts. 

Under  the  Ming  dynasty,  there  was  a  certain  Censor,' 

1  Feng-tu  is  a  district  city  in  the  province  of  Szechuen,  and  near 
it  are  said  to  be  fire-wells  (see  Williams'  Syllabic  Dictionary, 
s.v.)  otherwise  known  as  the  entrance  to  Purgatory,  the  capital 
city  of  which  is  also  called  F^ng-tu. 

2To  the  Imperial  Treasury.  From  what  I  know  of  the  bare- 
facedness  of  similar  official  impostures,  I  should  say  that  this  state- 
ment is  quite  within  the  bounds  of  truth.  For  instance,  at  Amoy 
one  per  cent,  is  collected  by  the  local  mandarins  on  all  imports, 
ostenslblyfor  the  purpose  of  providing  the  Imperial  table  with  a 

Seven!5  ^  °/  ^ '^  Said  tO  be  found  in  the  neighbourhood  ! 
Seven-tenths  of  the  sum  thus  collected  is  pocketed  by  the  various 

atandt5     f  ^  P   ?  ^  Whh  the  Iemainine  thr--tenths  a  certain 
quan   ty  of  the  ordmary  article  of  commerce  is  imported  from  the 
Straits  and  forwarded  to  Peking. 
3  See  No.  XXXII.,  note  4. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  239 

named  Hua,  whose  duties  brought  him  to  this  place ; 
and  hearing  the  story  of  the  cave,  he  said  he  did  not 
believe  it,  but  would  penetrate  into  it  and  see  for  himself. 
People  tried  to  dissuade  him  from  such  an  enterprise ; 
however,  he  paid  no  heed  to  their  remonstrances,  and 
entered  the  cave  with  a  lighted  candle  in  his  hand, 
followed  by  two  attendants.  They  had  proceeded  about 
half  a  mile,  when  suddenly  the  candle  was  violently  ex- 
tinguished, and  Mr.  Hua  saw  before  him  a  broad  flight 
of  steps  leading  up  to  the  Ten  Courts,  or  Judgment-halls, 
in  each  of  which  a  judge  was  sitting  with  his  robes  and 
tablets  all  complete.  On  the  eastern  side  there  was  one 
vacant  place ;  and  when  the  judges  saw  Mr.  Hua,  they 
hastened  down  the  steps  to  meet  him,  and  each  one 
cried  out,  "  So  you  have  come  at  last  have  you  ?  I  hope 
you  have  been  quite  well  since  last  we  met."  Mr.  Hua 
asked  what  the  place  was  ;  to  which  they  replied  that  it 
was  the  Court  of  Purgatory,  and  then  Mr.  Hua  in  a 
great  fright  was  about  to  take  his  leave,  when  the  judges 
stopped  him,  saying,  "  No,  no,  Sir  !  that  is  your  seat 
there  ;  how  can  you  imagine  you  are  to  go  back  again  ?  " 
Thereupon  Mr.  Hua  was  overwhelmed  with  fear,  and 
begged  and  implored  the  judges  to  forgive  him  ;  but  the 
latter  declared  they  could  not  interfere  with  the  decrees 
of  fate,  and  taking  down  the  register  of  Life  and  Death 
they  showed  him  that  it  had  been  ordained  that  on  such 
a  day  of  such  a  month  his  living  body  would  pass  into 
the  realms  of  darkness.  When  Mr.  Hua  read  these 
words  he  shivered  and  shook  as  if  iced  water  was  being 
poured  down  his  back,  and  thinking  of  his  old  mother 


240  STRANGE   STORIES 

and  his  young  children,  his  tears  began  to  flow.  At  that 
juncture  an  angel  in  golden  armour  appeared,  holding  in 
his  hand  a  document  written  on  yellow  silk,4  before 
which  the  judges  all  performed  a  respectful  obeisance. 
They  then  unfolded  and  read  the  document,  which  was 
nothing  more  or  less  than  a  general  pardon  from  the 
Almighty  for  the  suffering  sinners  in  Purgatory,  by  virtue 
of  which  Mr.  Hua's  fate  would  be  set  aside,  and  he 
would  be  enabled  to  return  once  more  to  the  light  of 
day.  Thereupon  the  judges  congratulated  him  upon  his 
release,  and  started  him  on  his  way  home ;  but  he  had 
not  got  more  than  a  few  steps  of  the  way  before  he 
found  himself  plunged  in  total  darkness.  He  was  just 
beginning  to  despair,  when  forth  from  the  gloom  came  a 
God  with  a  red  face  and  a  long  beard,  rays  of  light  shoot- 
ing out  from  his  body  and  illuminating  the  darkness 
around.  Mr.  Hua  made  up  to  him  at  once,  and  begged 
to  know  how  he  could  get  out  of  the  cave ;  to  which  the 
God  curtly  replied,  "Repeat  the  sutras  of  Buddha!" 
and  vanished  instantly  from  his  sight.  Now  Mr.  Hua 
had  forgotten  almost  all  the  s&tras  he  had  ever  known  ; 
however,  he  remembered  a  little  of  the  diamond  sutra, 
and,  clasping  his  hands  in  an  attitude  of  prayer,  he  began 
to  repeat  it  aloud.  No  sooner  had  he  done  this  than  a 
faint  streak  of  light  glimmered  through  the  darkness, 
and  revealed  to  him  the  direction  of  the  path ;  but  the 


4  An  Imperial  mandate  is  always  written  on  yellow  silk,  and  the 
ceremony  of  opening  and  perusing  it  is  accompanied  by  prostrations 
and  other  acts  of  reverential  submission. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  241 

next  moment  he  was  at  a  loss  how  to  go  on  and  the  light 
forthwith  disappeared.  He  then  set  himself  to  think 
hard  what  the  next  verse  was,  and  as  fast  as  he  recol- 
lected and  could  go  on  repeating,  so  fast  did  the  light 
reappear  to  guide  him  on  his  way,  until  at  length  he 
emerged  once  more  from  the  mouth  of  the  cave.  As  to 
the  fate  of  the  two  servants  who  accompanied  him  it  is 
needless  to  inquire. 


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VOL.    II. 


242  STRANGE   STORIES 


CXIX. 

MR.   WILLOW   AND   THE   LOCUSTS. 

DURING  the  Ming  dynasty  a  plague  of  locusts 1  visited 
Ch'ing-yen,  and  was  advancing  rapidly  towards  the  I 
district,  when  the  magistrate  of  that  place,  in  great 
tribulation  at  the  pending  disaster,  retired  one  day  to 
sleep  behind  the  screen  in  his  office.  There  he  dreamt 
that  a  young  graduate,  named  Willow,  wearing  a  tall 
hat  and  a  green  robe,  and  of  very  commanding  stature, 
came  to  see  him,  and  declared  that  he  could  tell  the 
magistrate  how  to  get  rid  of  the  locusts.  "  To-morrow," 
said  he,  "  on  the  south-west  road,  you  will  see  a  woman 
riding2  on  a  large  jennet :  she  is  the  Spirit  of  the 
Locusts ;  ask  her,  and  she  will  help  you."  The  magis- 
trate thought  this  strange  advice ;  however,  he  got 
everything  ready,  and  waited,  as  he  had  been  told,  at 


1  Innumerable  pamphlets  have  been  published  in  China  on  the 
best  methods  of  getting  rid  of  these  destructive  insects,  but  none  to 
my  knowledge  contain  much  sound  or  practical  advice. 

2  See  No.  LIL,  note  i.     The  mules  of  the  north  of  China  are 
marvels  of  beauty  and  strength  j   and  the  price  of  a  fine  animal 
often  goes  as  high  as  ^100. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  243 

the  roadside.  By-and-by,  along  came  a  woman  with 
her  hair  tied  up  in  a  knot,  and  a  serge  cape  over  her 
shoulders,  riding  slowly  northwards  on  an  old  mule  ; 
whereupon  the  magistrate  burned  some  sticks  of  in- 
cense, and,  seizing  the  mule's  bridle,  humbly  presented 
a  goblet  of  wine.  The  woman  asked  him  what  he 
wanted ;  to  which  he  replied,  "  Lady,  I  implore  you 
to  save  my  small  magistracy  from  the  dreadful  ravages 
of  your  locusts."  "Oho!"  said  the  woman,  "that 
scoundrel,  Willow,  has  been  letting  the  cat  out  of  the 
bag,  has  he  ?  He  shall  suffer  for  it :  I  won't  touch  your 
crops."  She  then  drank  three  cups  of  wine,  and 
vanished  out  of  sight.  Subsequently,  when  the  locusts 
did  come,  they  flew  high  in  the  air,  and  did  not  settle 
on  the  crops;  but  they  stripped  the  leaves  off  every 
willow-tree  far  and  wide;  and  then  the  magistrate 
awaked  to  the  fact  that  the  graduate  of  his  dream  was 
the  Spirit  of  the  Willows.  Some  said  that  this  happy 
result  was  owing  to  the  magistrate's  care  for  the  welfare 
of  his  people. 


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244  STRANGE   STORIES 


cxx. 

MR.  TUNG,  OR  VIRTUE  REWARDED. 

AT  Ch 'ing-chow  there  lived  a  Mr.  Tung,  President 
of  one  of  the  Six  Boards,  whose  domestic  regulations 
were  so  strict  that  the  men  and  women  servants  were 
not  allowed  to  speak  to  each  other.1  One  day  he 
caught  a  slave-girl  laughing  and  talking  with  one  of  his 
attendants,  and  gave  them  both  a  sound  rating.  That 
night  he  retired  to  sleep,  accompanied  by  his  valet-de- 
chambre,  in  his  library,  the  door  of  which,  as  it  was  very 
hot  weather,  was  left  wide  open.  When  the  night  was 
far  advanced,  the  valet  was  awaked  by  a  noise  at  his 
master's  bed  :  and,  opening  his  eyes,  he  saw,  by  the 
light  of  the  moon,  the  attendant  above-mentioned  pass 
out  of  the  door  with  something  in  his  hand.  Recog- 
nizing the  man  as  one  of  the  family,  he  thought 
nothing  of  the  occurrence,  but  turned  round  and  went 
to  sleep  again.  Soon  after,  however,  he  was  again 
aroused  by  the  noise  of  footsteps  tramping  heavily 
across  the  room,  and,  looking  up,  he  beheld  a  huge 
being  with  a  red  face  and  a  long  beard,  very  like  the 

1  See  No.  XL.,  note  3,  and  No.  XCIV.,  note  3. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  245 

God  of  War,2  carrying  a  man's  head.  Horribly 
frightened,  he  crawled  under  the  bed,  and  then  he 
heard  sounds  above  him  as  of  clothes  being  shaken  out, 
and  as  if  some  one  was  being  shampooed.3  In  a  few 
moments,  the  boots  tramped  once  more  across  the  room 
and  went  away;  and  then  he  gradually  put  out  his 
head,  and,  seeing  the  dawn  beginning  to  peep  through 
the  window,  he  stretched  out  his  hand  to  reach  his 
clothes.  These  he  found  to  be  soaked  through  and 
through,  and,  on  applying  his  hand  to  his  nose,  he 
smelt  the  smell  of  blood.  He  now  called  out  loudly  to 
his  master,  who  jumped  up  at  once ;  and,  by  the  light 
of  a  candle,  they  saw  that  the  bed  clothes  and  pillows 
were  alike  steeped  in  blood.  Just  then  some  constables 
knocked  at  the  door,  and  when  Mr.  Tung  went  out  to 
see  who  it  was,  the  constables  were  all  astonishment ; 
"for,"  said  they,  "a  few  minutes  ago  a  man  rushed 
wildly  up  to  our  yamen,  and  said  he  had  killed  his 
master;  and,  as  he  himself  was  covered  with  blood,  he 
was  arrested,  and  turned  out  to  be  a  servant  of  yours. 
He  also  declared  that  he  had  buried  your  head  along- 
side the  temple  of  the  God  of  War ;  and  when  we  went 
to  look,  there,  indeed,  was  a  freshly-dug  hole,  but  the 
head  was  gone."  Mr.  Tung  was  amazed  at  all  this 
story,  and,  on  proceeding  to  the  magistrate's  yamen,  he 
discovered  that  the  man  in  charge  was  the  attendant 
whom  he  had  scolded  the  day  before.  Thereupon,  the 


2  See  No.  I.,  note  3. 

s  See  No.  LXIX.,  note  8. 


246  STRANGE    STORIES 

criminal  was  severely  bambooed  and  released ;  and  then 
Mr.  Tung,  who  was  unwilling  to  make  an  enemy  of  a 
man  of  this  stamp,  gave  him  the  girl  to  wife.  However, 
a  few  nights  afterwards  the  people  who  lived  next  door 
to  the  newly-married  couple  heard  a  terrific  crash  in 
their  house,  and,  rushing  in  to  see  what  was  the  matter, 
found  that  husband  and  wife,  and  the  bedstead  as  well, 
had  been  cut  clean  in  two  as  if  by  a  sword.  The  ways 
of  the  God  are  many,  indeed,  but  few  more  extra- 
ordinary than  this.4 


4  It  was  the  God  of  War  who  replaced  Mr.  Tung's  head  after  it 
had  actually  been  cut  off  and  buried. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  247 


CXXI. 

THE   DEAD   PRIEST. 

A  CERTAIN  Taoist  priest,  overtaken  in  his  wanderings 
by  the  shades  of  evening,  sought  refuge  in  a  small 
Buddhist  monastery.  The  monk's  apartment  was,  how- 
ever, locked ;  so  he  threw  his  mat  down  in  the  vestibule 
of  the  shrine,  and  seated  himself  upon  it.  In  the 
middle  of  the  night,  when  all  was  still,  he  heard  a 
sound  of  some  one  opening  the  door  behind  him ;  and 
looking  round,  he  saw  a  Buddhist  priest,  covered  with 
blood  from  head  to  foot,  who  did  not  seem  to  notice 
that  anybody  else  was  present.  Accordingly,  he  himself 
pretended  not  to  be  aware  of  what  was  going  on ;  and 
then  he  saw  the  other  priest  enter  the  shrine,  mount 
the  altar,  and  remain  there  some  time  embracing 
Buddha's  head,  and  laughing  by  turns.  When  morning 
came,  he  found  the  monk's  room  still  locked;  and, 
suspecting  something  was  wrong,  he  walked  to  a  neigh- 
bouring village,  where  he  told  the  people  what  he  had 
seen.  Thereupon  the  villagers  went  back  with  him,  and 
broke  open  the  door,  and  there  before  them  lay  the 
priest  weltering  in  his  blood,  having  evidently  been 


248  STRANGE   STORIES 

killed  by  robbers,  who  had  stripped  the  place  bare. 
Anxious  now  to  find  out  what  had  made  the  disem- 
bodied spirit  of  the  priest  laugh  in  the  way  it  had  been 
seen  to  do,  they  proceeded  to  inspect  the  head  of  the 
Buddha  on  the  altar ;  and,  at  the  back  of  it,  they 
noticed  a  small  mark,  scraping  through  which  they  dis- 
covered a  sum  of  over  thirty  ounces  of  silver.  This 
sum  was  forthwith  used  for  defraying  the  funeral  ex- 
penses of  the  murdered  man. 


FROM   A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  249 


CXXIL 

THE   FLYING   COW. 

A  CERTAIN  man,  who  had  bought  a  fine  cow,  dreamt 
the  same  night  that  wings  grew  out  of  the  animal's 
back,  and  that  it  had  flown  away.  Regarding  this  as 
an  omen  of  some  pending  misfortune,  he  led  the  cow 
off  to  market  again,  and  sold  it  at  a  ruinous  loss. 
Wrapping  up  in  a  cloth  the  silver  he  received,  he 
slung  it  over  his  back,  and  was  half  way  home,  when 
he  saw  a  falcon  eating  part  of  a  hare.1  Approaching 
the  bird,  he  found  it  was  quite  tame,  and  accordingly 
tied  it  by  the  leg  to  one  of  the  corners  of  the  cloth, 
in  which  his  money  was.  The  falcon  fluttered  about 
a  good  deal,  trying  to  escape;  and,  by-and-by,  the 
man's  hold  being  for  a  moment  relaxed,  away  went 
the  bird,  cloth,  money,  and  all.  "  It  was  destiny," 
said  the  man  every  time  he  told  the  story ;  ignorant  as 


1  See  No.  VI.,  note  I. 


250  STRANGE    STORIES 

he  was,  first,  that  no  faith  should  be  put  in  dreams;2 
and,  secondly,  that  people  shouldn't  take  things  they 
see  by  the  wayside.3  Quadrupeds  don't  usually  fly. 


2  The  highly  educated  Confucianist  rises  above  the  superstition 
that  darkens  the  lives  of  his  less  fortunate  fellow  countrymen. 
Had  such  a  dream  as  the  above  received  an  inauspicious  interpre- 
tation at  the  hands  of  some  local  soothsayer,  the  owner  of  the  animal 
would  in  nine  cases  out  of  ten  have  taken  an  early  opportunity  of 
getting  rid  of  it. 

3  The  Chinese  love  to  refer  to  the  "good  old   time"  of  their 
forefathers,  when  a  man  who  dropped  anything  on  the  highway 
would  have  no  cause  to  hurry  back  for  fear  of  its  being  carried  off 
by  a  stranger. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  251 


CXXIIL 
THE  "MIRROR  AND  LISTEN"  TRICK. 

AT  I-tu  there  lived  a  family  of  the  name  of  Cheng. 
The  two  sons  were  both  distinguished  scholars,  but  the 
elder  was  early  known  to  fame,  and,  consequently,  the 
favourite  with  his  parents,  who  also  extended  their 
preference  to  his  wife.  The  younger  brother  was  a 
trifle  wild,  which  displeased  his  father  and  mother  very 
much,  and  made  them  regard  his  wife,  too,  with  any- 
thing but  a  friendly  eye.  The  latter  reproached  her 
husband  for  being  the  cause  of  this,  and  asked  him 
why  he,  being  a  man  like  his  brother,  could  not  vin- 
dicate the  slights  that  were  put  upon  her.  This  piqued 
him;  and,  setting  to  work  in  good  earnest,  he  soon 
gained  a  fair  reputation,  though  still  not  equal  to  his 
brother's.  That  year  the  two  went  up  for  the  highest 
degree;  and,  on  New  Year's  Eve,  the  wife  of  the 
younger,  very  anxious  for  the  success  of  her  husband, 
secretly  tried  the  "mirror  and  listen"  trick.1  She  saw 

1  One  method  is  to  wrap  an  old  mirror  (formerly  a  polished  metal 
disc)  in  a  handkerchief,  and  then,  no  one  being  present,  to  bow 
seven  times  towards  the  Spirit  of  the  Hearth :  after  which  the  first 
words  heard  spoken  by  any  one  will  give  a  clue  to  the  issue  under 


252  STRANGE   STORIES 

two  men  pushing  each  other  in  jest,  and  heard  them  say, 
"You  go  and  get  cool,"  which  remark  she  was  quite 
unable  to  interpret  for  good  or  for  bad,  so  she  thought 
no  more  about  the  matter.  After  the  examination,  the 
two  brothers  returned  home ;  and  one  day,  when  the 
weather  was  extremely  hot,  and  their  two  wives  were 
hard  at  work  in  the  cook-house,  preparing  foo'd  for 
their  field-labourers,  a  messenger  rode  up  in  hot  haste2 
to  announce  that  the  elder  brother  had  passed.  There- 
upon his  mother  went  into  the  cook-house,  and,  calling 
to  her  daughter-in-law,  said,  "Your  husband  has  passed \ 
you  go  and  get  cool."  Rage  and  grief  now  filled  the 
breast  of  the  second  son's  wife,  who,  with  tears  in  her 
eyes,  continued  her  task  of  cooking,  when  suddenly 
another  messenger  rushed  in  to  say,  that  the  second 
son  had  passed,  too.  At  this,  his  wife  flung  down  her 
frying-pan,  and  cried  out,  "Now  I'll  go  and  get  cool;" 
and  as  in  the  heat  of  her  excitement  she  uttered  these 
words,  the  recollection  of  her  trial  of  the  "mirror  and 
listen  "  trick  flashed  upon  her,  and  she  knew  that  the 
words  of  that  evening  had  been  fulfilled. 


investigation.  Another  method  is  to  close  the  eyes  and  take  seven 
paces,  opening  them  at  the  seventh  and  getting  some  hint  from  the 
objects  first  seen  in  a  mirror  held  in  the  hand,  coupled  with  the 
words  first  spoken  within  the  experimenter's  hearing. 

2  In  former  days,  these  messengers  of  good  tidings  to  candidates 
whose  homes  were  in  distant  parts  used  to  earn  handsome  sums  if 
first  to  announce  the  news ;  but  now,  at  any  rate  along  the  coast, 
steamers  and  the  telegraph  have  taken  their  occupation  from  them. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  253 


CXXIV. 
THE  CATTLE  PLAGUE. 

CH'EN  HUA-FENG,  of  Meng-shan,  overpowered  by 
the  great  heat,  went  and  lay  down  under  a  tree,  when 
suddenly  up  came  a  man  with  a  thick  comforter  round 
his  neck,  who  also  sat  down  on  a  stone  in  the  shade, 
and  began  fanning  himself  as  hard  as  he  could,  the 
perspiration  all  the  time  running  off  him  like  a  water- 
fall. Ch'en  rose  and  said  to  him  with  a  smile,  "If 
Sir,  you  were  to  remove  that  comforter,  you  would  be 
cool  enough  without  the  help  of  a  fan."  "  It  would  be 
easy  enough,"  replied  the  stranger,  "  to  take  off  my 
comforter;  but  the  difficulty  would  be  in  getting  it  on 
again."  He  then  went  on  to  converse  generally  upon 
other  matters,  in  a  manner  which  betokened  consider- 
able refinement;  and  by-and-by  he  exclaimed,  "  What  I 
should  like  now  is  just  a  draught  of  iced  wine  to  cool 
the  twelve  joints  of  my  oesophagus."  l  "  Come  along, 


1  Accurate  anatomical  descriptions  must  not  be  looked  for  in 
Chinese  literature.  "  Man  has  three  hundred  and  sixty-five  bones, 
corresponding  to  the  number  of  days  it  takes  the  heavens  to  re- 
volve." From  the  Hsi-yiian-lu,  ex  Institutions  to  Coroners,  Book  I., 
ch.  12.  [See  No.  XIV.,  note  8.] 


254  STRANGE    STORIES 

then,"  cried  Ch'en,  "  my  house  is  close  by,  and  I  shall 
be  happy  to  give  you  what  you  want."  So  off  they 
went  together;  and  Ch'en  set  before  them  some  capital 
wine,  which  he  produced  from  a  cave,  cold  enough  to 
numb  their  teeth.  The  stranger  was  delighted,  and 
remained  there  drinking  until  late  in  the  evening, 
when,  all  at  once,  it  began  to  rain.  Ch'en  lighted  a 
lamp ;  and  he  and  his  guest,  who  now  took  off  the 
comforter,  sat  talking  together  in  dishabille.  Every 
now  and  again  the  former  thought  he  saw  a  light 
coming  from  the  back  of  the  stranger's  head ;  and 
when  at  length  he  had  gone  off  into  a  tipsy  sleep, 
Ch'en  took  the  light  to  examine  more  closely.  He 
found  behind  the  ears  a  large  cavity,  partitioned  by  a 
number  of  membranes,  and  looking  like  a  lattice,  with 
a  thin  skin  hanging  down  in  front  of  each,  the  spaces 
being  apparently  empty.  In  great  astonishment  Ch'en 
took  a  hair-pin,  and  inserted  it  into  one  of  these 
places,  when  pff !  out  flew  something  like  a  tiny  cow, 
which  broke  through  the  window,2  and  was  gone.  This 
frightened  Ch'eng,  and  he  determined  to  play  no  more 
tricks;  just  then,  however,  the  stranger  waked  up. 
"  Alas  ! "  cried  he,  "  you  have  been  at  my  head,  and 
have  let  out  the  Cattle  Plague.  What  is  to  be  done, 
now?"  Ch'en  asked  what  he  meant:  upon  which  the 
stranger  said,  "There  is  no  object  in  further  conceal- 
ment. I  will  tell  you  all.  I  am  the  Angel  of  Pesti- 


See  No.  X.,  note  7. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  255 

lence  for  the  six  kinds  of  domestic  animals.  That  form 
which  you  have  let  out  attacks  oxen,  and  I  fear  that, 
for  miles  round,  few  will  escape  alive."  Now  Ch'eng, 
himself  was  a  cattle-farmer,  and  when  he  heard  this 
was  dreadfully  alarmed,  and  implored  the  stranger  to 
tell  him  what  to  do.  "  What  to  do  !  "  replied  he  "why 
I  shall  not  escape  punishment  myself;  how  can  I  tell 
you  what  to  do.  However,  you  will  find  powdered 
K^u-ts^an^  an  efficacious  remedy,  that  is  if  you  don't 
keep  it  a  secret  for  your  private  use."4  The  stranger 
then  departed,  first  of  all  piling  up  a  quantity  of  earth 
in  a  niche  in  the  wall,  a  handful  of  which,  he  told 
Ch'en,  given  to  each  animal,  might  prove  of  some 
avail.  Before  long  the  plague  did  break  out;  and 
Ch'en,  who  was  desirous  of  making  a  little  money  by 
it,  told  the  remedy  to  no  one,  with  the  exception  of 
his  younger  brother.  The  latter  tried  it  on  his  own 
beasts  with  great  success;  while,  on  the  other  hand, 
those  belonging  to  Ch'en  himself  died  off,  to  the 
number  of  fifty  head,5  leaving  him  only  four  or  five  old 
cows,  which  shewed  every  sign  of  soon  sharing  the 
same  fate.  In  his  distress,  Ch'en  suddenly  bethought 
himself  of  the  earth  in  the  niche;  and,  as  a  last 


3  Radix  robinicz  amara. 

4  As  the  Chinese  invariably  do  whenever  they  get  hold  of  a  useful 
prescription  or  remedy.     Master  workmen  also  invariably   try  to 
withhold  something  of  their  art  from  the  apprentices  they  engage 
to  teach. 

5  The  text  has  "of  two  hundred  hoofs." 


256  STRANGE   STORIES 

resource,  gave  some  to  the  sick  animals.  By  the  next 
morning  they  were  quite  well,  and  then  he  knew  that 
his  secrecy  about  the  remedy  had  caused  it  to  have  no 
effect.  From  that  moment  his  stock  went  on  increasing, 
and  in  a  few  years  he  had  as  many  as  ever. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  257 


cxxv. 

THE      MARRIAGE   OF  THE  VIRGIN 
GODDESS. 

AT  Kuei-c^;hi  there  is  a  shnne  to  the  Plum  Virgin,  who 
was  formerly     a  y°ung  lady  named   Ma,    and  lived   at 
Tung-wan.      l"}ier  betrothed  husband  dying  before  the 
wedding,  she  sv  vore  she  would  never  marry,  and  at  thirty 
years  of  age  she"'  died-      Her  kinsfolk  built  a  shrine  to 
her  memory,  ana^  Save  her  the  title  of  the  Plum  Virgin. 
Some  years  after^vards>  a  Mr-  Chin,  on  his  way  to  the 
examination,    happ^ened  to    Pass   by    the    shrine;    and 
entering  in,  he  walkevvd  UP  and  down  thinking  very  much 
of  the  young  lady  in  \^rhose  honour  it  had  been  erected. 
That  night  he  dreamt    that  a  servant  came  to  summon 
him  into  the  presence  Ox,f  the  Goddess;    and   that,  in 
obedience   to   her   commanA  he   went  and   found  her 
waiting  for  him  just  outside  tiV  shrine.     "  I  am  deeply 
grateful  to  you,  Sir,"  said  the  Goddess,  on  his  approach, 
"  for  giving  me  so  large  a  share  of  >vour  thoughts ;  and 
I  intend  to  repay  you  by  becoming  yoMr  humble  hand- 
maid."     Mr.    Chin   bowed   an   assent;    and   then   the 
Goddess  escorted  him  back,  saying,  "When  your  place 
is  ready,  I  will  come  and  fetch  you."     On  waking  in  the 

VOL.  n.  s 


258  STRANGE   STORIES 

. 

morning,  Mr.  Chin  was  not  over  pleased  with  h^          a 

however  that  very  night  every  one  of  the  villager-new 

cam 

that  the  Goddess  appeared  and  said  she  was     h->vr 

.     .  5-  Qg  to 

marry  Mr.  Chin,  bidding  them  at  once  prepare  ^c 

of  him.      This  the  village  elders,  out  of  respect     ^  ^  . 
Goddess,  positively  refused  to  do  ;  until  at  le        ^   , 
all  began  to  fall  ill,  and  then  they  made  a  cla       ^ 
Mr.    Chin,    and  placed  it  on  the  left  of  th    e  Q    ,  , 
Mr.  Chin  now  told  his  wife  that  the  Plum     y-r  •    ,     , 
come  for  him  ;  and,  putting  on  his  official  ca]      an(^     , 
he   straightway   died.       Thereupon  his   wif  • 
angry ;  and,  going  to  the  shrine,  she   first  *  a^used  tne 
Goddess,    and   then,  getting  on  the  altar"       i         ,  , 
face  well.      The  Goddess  is  now  called"'  coin's  vjr  • 
wife. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  259 


CXXVI. 
THE  WINE   INSECT. 

A  MR.   LIN  of  Ch'ang-shan  was  extremely   fat,  and 
;o  fond  of  vane1  that  he  would  often  finish  a  pitcher 
)y  himself.      However,   he  owned  about  fifty  acres  of 
and,  half  of  \\  hich   was  covered  with  millet,  and  being 
fell  off,   he   did  not  consider  that  his   drinking  would 
ring  him  into  trouble.      One  day  a  foreign  Buddhist 
riest  saw  him,  and  remarked  that  he  appeared  to  be 
iffering  from  some  extraordinary  complaint.       Mr.  Lin 
said  nothing  was  the  matter  with  him  ;  whereupon  the 
priest  asked  him  if  he  often  got  drunk.     Lin  acknow- 
ledged that  he  did ;  and  the  priest  told  him  that  he  was 
afflicted  by  the  wine  insect.      "  Dear  me  !  "  cried  Lin,  in 
great  alarm,  "  do  you  think  you  could  cure  me  ?  "      The 
priest  declared  there  would  be  no  difficulty  in  doing  so  ; 
but  when  Lin   asked   him  what  drugs  he  intended  to 
use,  the  priest  said  he  should  not  use  any  at  all.     He 
then  made  Lin  lie  down  in  the  sun ;  and  tying  his  hands 
and  feet  together,  he  placed  a  stoup  of  good  wine  about 


1  The  ordinary  "wine"  of  China  is  a  spirit  distilled  from  rice. 
See  No.  XCIIL,  note  3. 

2   S 


260  STRANGE   STORIES 

half  a  foot  from  his  head.  By-and-by,  Lin  felt  a  deadly 
thirst  coming  on ;  and  the  flavour  of  the  wine  passing 
through  his  nostrils,  seemed  to  set  his  vitals  on  fire. 
Just  then  he  experienced  a  tickling  sensation  in  his 
throat,  and  something  ran  out  of  his  mouth  and  jumped 
into  the  wine.  On  being  released  from  his  bonds,  he 
saw  that  it  was  an  insect  about  three  inches  in  length, 
which  wriggled  about  in  the  wine  like  a  tadpole,  and 
had  mouth  and  eyes  all  complete.  Lin  was  overjoyed, 
and  offered  money  to  the  priest,  who  refused  to  take 
it,  saying,  all  he  wanted  was  the  insect,  which  he 
explained  to  Lin  was  the  essence  of  wine,  and  which, 
on  being  stirred  up  in  water,  would  turn  it  into  wine. 
Lin  tried  this,  and  found  it  was  so;  and  ever  afterwards 
he  detested  the  sight  of  wine.  He  subsequently  became 
very  thin,  and  so  poor  that  he  had  hardly  enough  to  eat 
and  drink.2 


2  The  commentator  would  have  us  believe  that  Mr.  Lin's  fond- 
ness for  wine  was  to  him  an  element  of  health  and  happiness  rather 
than  a  disease  to  be  cured,  and  that  the  priest  was  wrong  in 
meddling  with  the  natural  bent  of  his  constitution. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  261 


CXXVII. 
THE   FAITHFUL   DOG. 

A  CERTAIN  man  of  Lu-ngan,  whose  father  had  been 
cast  into  prison,  and  was  brought  almost  to  death's 
door,1  scraped  together  one  hundred  ounces  of  silver, 
and  set  out  for  the  city  to  try  and  arrange  for  his  parent's 
release.  Jumping  on  a  mule,  he  saw  that  a  black  dog, 
belonging  to  the  family,  was  following  him.  He  tried 
in  vain  to  make  the  dog  remain  at  home ;  and  when, 
after  travelling  for  some  miles,  he  got  off  his  mule  to 
rest  awhile,  he  picked  up  a  large  stone  and  threw  it  at 
the  dog,  which  then  ran  off.  However,  he  was  no 
sooner  on  the  road  again,  than  up  came  the  dog,  and 
tried  to  stop  the  mule  by  holding  on  to  its  tail.  His 
master  beat  it  off  with  the  whip  ;  whereupon  the  dog 


1  In  an  entry  on  torture  (see  No.  LXXIIL,  note  2),  which 
occurs  in  my  Glossary  of  Reference  I  made  the  following  state- 
ment:— "The  real  tortures  of  a  Chinese  prison  are  the  filthy 
dens  in  which  the  unfortunate  victims  are  confined,  the  stench  in 
which  they  have  to  draw  breath,  the  fetters  and  manacles  by  which 
they  are  secured,  the  absolute  insufficiency  even  of  the  disgusting 
rations  doled  out  to  them,  and  above  all  the  mental  agony  which 
must  ensue  in  a  country  with  no  Habeas  corpus  to  protect  the  lives 
and  fortunes  of  its  citizens." 


262  STRANGE    STORIES 

ran  barking  loudly  in  front  of  the  mule,  and  seemed 
to  be  using  every  means  in  its  power  to  cause  his 
master  to  stop.  The  latter  thought  this  a  very  in- 
auspicious omen,  and  turning  upon  the  animal  in  a 
rage,  drove  it  away  out  of  sight.  He  now  went  on 
to  the  city ;  but  when,  in  the  dusk  of  the  evening, 
he  arrived  there,  he  found  that  about  half  his  money 
was  gone.  In  a  terrible  state  of  mind  he  tossed  about 
all  night ;  then,  all  of  a  sudden,  it  flashed  across  him 
that  the  strange  behaviour  of  the  dog  might  possibly 
have  some  meaning ;  so  getting  up  very  early,  he  left 
the  city  as  soon  as  the  gates  were  open,2  and  though, 
from  the  number  of  passers-by,  he  never  expected  to  find 
his  money  again,  he  went  on  until  he  reached  the  spot 
where  he  had  got  off  his  mule  the  day  before.  There 
he  saw  his  dog  lying  dead  upon  the  ground,  its  hair 
having  apparently  been  wetted  through  with  perspira- 
tion ; 3  and,  lifting  up  the  body  by  one  of  its  ears,  he 
found  his  lost  silver.  Full  of  gratitude,  he  bought 
a  coffin  and  buried  the  dead  animal ;  and  the  people 
now  call  the  place  the  Grave  of  the  Faithful  Dog. 


2  For  a  small  bribe,  the  soldiers  at  the  gates  of  a  Chinese  city  will 
usually  pass  people  in  and  out  by  means  of  a  ladder  placed  against 
the  wall  at  some  convenient  spot. 

3  I  believe  it  is  with  us  only  a  recently  determined  fact  that  dogs 
perspire  through  the  skin. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.          ,  263 


CXXVIII. 

AN   EARTHQUAKE. 

IN  1668  there  was  a  very  severe  earthquake.1  I 
myself  was  staying  at  Chi-hsia,  and  happened  to  be 
that  night  sitting  over  a  kettle  of  wine  with  my  cousin 
Li  Tu.  All  of  a  sudden  we  heard  a  noise  like  thunder, 
travelling  from  the  south-east  in  a  north-westerly 
direction.  We  were  much  astonished  at  this,  and 
quite  unable  to  account  for  the  noise ;  in  another 
moment  the  table  began  to  rock,  and  the  wine-cups 
were  upset;  the  beams  and  supports  of  the  house 

(  snapped  here  and  there  with  a  crash,  and  we  looked 
at  each  other  in  fear  and  trembling.  By-and-by  we 
knew  that  it  was  an  earthquake ;  and,  rushing  out,  we 
saw  houses  and  other  buildings,  as  it  were,  fall  down  and 

1  get  up  again ;  and,  amidst  the  sounds  of  crushing 
walls,  we  heard  the  shrieks  of  women  and  children, 
the  whole  mass  being  like  a  great  seething  cauldron. 
Men  were  giddy  and  could  not  stand,  but  rolled 
about  on  the  ground ;  the  river  overflowed  its  banks ; 


1  The  exact  date  is  given, — the  I7th   of  the  6th  moon,    which 
would  probably  fall  towards  the  end  of  June. 


264  '       STRANGE   STORIES 

cocks  crowed,  and  dogs  barked  from  one  end  of  the 
city  to  the  other.  In  a  little  while  the  quaking  began 
to  subside ;  and  then  might  be  seen  men  and  women 
running  half  naked  about  the  streets,  all  anxious  to 
tell  their  own  experiences,  and  forgetting  that  they 
had  on  little  or  no  clothing.  I  subsequently  heard 
that  a  well  was  closed  up  and  rendered  useless  by  this 
earthquake  ;  that  a  house  was  turned  completely  round, 
so  as  to  face  the  opposite  direction  ;  that  the  Ch'i-hsia 
hill  was  riven  open,  and  that  the  waters  of  the  I  river 
flowed  in  and  made  a  lake  of  an  acre  and  more.  Truly 
such  an  earthquake  as  this  is  of  rare  occurrence. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  265 


CXXIX. 

MAKING  ANIMALS. 

THE  tricks  for  bewitching  people  are  many.  Some- 
times drugs  are  put  in  their  food,  and  when  they  eat 
they  become  dazed,  and  follow  the  person  who  has 
bewitched  them.  This  is  commonly  called  ta  hsil  pa  ; 
in  Kiang-nan  it  is  known  as  cfre  hsu.  Little  children 
are  most  frequently  bewitched  in  this  way.  There  is 
also  what  is  called  "making  animals,"  which  is  better 
known  on  the  south  side  of  the  River.1 

One  day  a  man  arrived  at  an  inn  in  Yang-chow, 
leading  with  him  five  donkeys.  Tying  them  up  near 
the  stable,  he  told  the  landlord  he  would  be  back  in  a 
few  minutes,  and  bade  him  give  his  donkeys  no  water. 
He  had  not  been  gone  long  before  the  donkeys,  which 
were  standing  out  in  the  glare  of  the  sun,  began  to  kick 
about,  and  make  a  noise;  whereupon  the  landlord 
untied  them,  and  was  going  to  put  them  in  the  shade, 
when  suddenly  they  espied  water,  and  made  a  rush  to 
get  at  it.  So  the  landlord  let  them  drink ;  and  no 
sooner  had  the  water  touched  their  lips  than  they  rolled 

1  See  No.  XCVIIL,  note  i. 


266  STRANGE   STORIES 

on  the  ground,  and  changed  into  women.  In  great 
astonishment,  the  landlord  asked  them  whence  they 
came ;  but  their  tongues  were  tied,  and  they  could  not 
answer,  so  he  hid  them  in  his  private  apartments,  and 
at  that  moment  their  owner  returned,  bringing  with  him 
five  sheep.  The  latter  immediately  asked  the  landlord 
where  his  donkeys  were  ;  to  which  the  landlord  replied 
by  offering  him  some  wine,  saying,  the  donkeys  would 
be  brought  to  him  directly.  He  then  went  out  and 
gave  the  sheep  some  water,  on  drinking  which  they  were 
all  changed  into  bays.  Accordingly,  he  communicated 
with  the  authorities,  and  the  stranger  was  arrested  and 
forthwith  beheaded. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  267 


cxxx. 

CRUELTY  AVENGED. 

A  CERTAIN  magistrate  caused  a  petty  oil-vendor,  who 
was  brought  before  him  for  some  trifling  misdemeanour, 
and  whose  statements  were  very  confused,  to  be  bain- 
booed  to  death.  The  former  subsequently  rose  to  high 
rank ;  and  having  amassed  considerable  wealth,  set 
about  building  himself  a  fine  house.  On  the  day  when 
the  great  beam  was  to  be  fixed  in  its  place,1  among  the 
friends  and  relatives  who  arrived  to  offer  their  con- 
gratulations, he  was  horrified  to  see  the  oilman  walk  in. 
At  the  same  instant  one  of  the  servants  came  rushing 
up  to  announce  to  him  the  birth  of  a  son ;  whereupon, 
he  mournfully  remarked,  "The  house  not  yet  finished, 
and  its  destroyer  already  here."  The  bystanders  thought 
he  was  joking,  for  they  had  not  seen  what  he  had  seen.2 
However,  when  that  boy  grew  up,  by  his  frivolity  and 
extravagance  he  quite  ruined  his  father.  He  was  finally 
obliged  himself  to  go  into  service  ;  and  spent  all  his 
earnings  in  oil,  which  he  swallowed  in  large  quantities. 

1  This  corresponds  to  our  ceremony  of  laying  the  foundation 
stone,  except  that  one  commemorates  the  beginning,  the  other  the 
completion,  of  a  new  building. 

~2  That  is,  the  disembodied  spirit  of  the  oilman. 


268  STRANGE   STORIES 


CXXXI. 
THE  WEI-CH'I    DEVIL. 

A  CERTAIN  general,  who  had  resigned  his  command, 
and  had  retired  to  his  own  home,  was  very  fond  of 
roaming  about  and  amusing  himself  with  wine  and 
wei-cti-i}-  One  day — it  was  the  Qth  of  the  Qth  moon, 
when  everybody  goes  up  high2 — as  he  was  playing 
with  some  friends,  a  stranger  walked  up,  and  watched 
the  game  intently  for  some  time  without  going  away. 
He  was  a  miserable-looking  creature,  with  a  very  ragged 


1  A  most  abstruse  and  complicated  game  of  skill,  for  which  the 
Chinese  claim  an  antiquity  of  four  thousand  years,  and  which  I  was 
the  first  to  introduce  to  a  European  public  through  an  article  in 
Temple  Bar  Magazine  for  January,   1877.     Apropos  of  which,  an 
accomplished   American   lady,    Miss   A.    M.   Fielde,    of  Swatow, 
wrote     as    follows: — "The    game    seems    to    me    the    peer    of 

chess It   is  a  game  for  the    slow,   persistent, 

astute,   multitudinous   Chinese;    while    chess,    by  the   picturesque 
appearance  of  the  board,  the  variety  and  prominent  individuality  of 
the   men,   and  the  erratic  combination  of  the  attack, — is  for  the 
Anglo-Saxon." 

2  On  this  day,  annually  dedicated  to  kite-flying,  picnics,  and  good 
cheer,  everybody  tries  to  get  up  to  as  great  an  elevation  as  possible, 
in  the  hope,  as  some  say,  of  thereby  prolonging  life.     It  was  this 
day — 4th  October,   1878 — which  was  fixed  for  the  total  extermi- 
nation of  foreigners  in  Foochow. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  269 

coat,  but  nevertheless  possessed  of  a  refined  and 
courteous  air.  The  general  begged  him  to  be  seated, 
an  offer  which  he  accepted,  being  all  the  time  extremely 
deferential  in  his  manner.  "I  suppose  you  are  pretty 
good  at  this,"  said  the  general,  pointing  to  the  board  ; 
"try  a  bout  with  one  of  my  friends  here."  The  stranger 
made  a  great  many  apologies  in  reply,  but  finally  ac- 
cepted, and  played  a  game  in  which,  apparently  to  his 
1  great  disappointment,  he  was  beaten.  He  played 
another  with  the  same  result ;  and  now,  refusing  all 
offers  of  wine,  he  seemed  to  think  of  nothing  but  how 
to  get  some  one  to  play  with  him.  Thus  he  went  on 
until  the  afternoon  was  well  advanced ;  when  suddenly, 
just  as  he  was  in  the  middle  of  a  most  exciting  game, 
which  depended  on  a  single  place,  he  rushed  forward, 
and  throwing  himself  at  the  feet  of  the  general,  loudly 
implored  his  protection.  The  general  did  not  know 
what  to  make  of  this ;  however,  he  raised  him  up,  and 
said,  "  It's  only  a  game  :  why  get  so  excited  ?  "  To  this 
the  stranger  replied  by  begging  the  general  not  to  let 
his  gardener  seize  him ;  and  when  the  general  asked 
what  gardener  he  meant,  he  said  the  man's  name  was 
Ma-ch'eng.  Now  this  Ma-ch'eng  was  often  employed 
as  a  lictor  by  the  Ruler  of  Purgatory,  and  would  some- 
times remain  away  as  much  as  ten  days,  serving  the 
warrants  of  death  ;  accordingly,  the  general  sent  off  to 
inquire  about  him,  and  found  that  he  had  been  in  a 
trance  for  two  days.3  His  master  cried  out  that  he  had 

3  See  No.  XXVI.,  note  3. 


270  STRANGE   STORIES 

better  not  behave  rudely  to  his  guest,  but  at  that  very 
moment  the  stranger  sunk  down  to  the  ground,  and  was 
gone.  The  general  was  lost  in  astonishment ;  however, 
he  now  knew  that  the  man  was  a  disembodied  spirit,  and 
on  the  next  day,  when  Ma-ch'eng  came  round,  he  asked 
him  for  full  particulars.  "  The  gentleman  was  a  native 
of  Hu-hsiang,"  replied  the  gardener,  "who  was  passion- 
ately addicted  to  wei-cfti,  and  had  lost  a  great  deal 
of  money  by  it.  His  father,  being  much  grieved  at 
his  behaviour,  confined  him  to  the  house  ;  but  he  was 
always  getting  out,  and  indulging  the  fatal  passion,  and 
at  last  his  father  died  of  a  broken  heart.  In  con- 
sequence of  this,  the  Ruler  of  Purgatory  curtailed 
his  term  of  life,  and  condemned  him  to  become  a 
hungry  devil,4  in  which  state  he  has  already  passed 
seven  years.  And  now  that  the  Phoenix  Tower 5  is  com- 
pleted, an  order  has  been  issued  for  the  literati  to  pre- 
sent themselves,  and  compose  an  inscription  to  be  cut 
on  stone,  as  a  memorial  thereof,  by  which  means  they 
would  secure  their  own  salvation  as  a  reward.  Many 
of  the  shades  failing  to  arrive  at  the  appointed  time, 
God  was  very  angry  with  the  Ruler  of  Purgatory,  and 
the  latter  sent  off  me,  and  others  who  are  employed 
in  the  same  way,  to  hunt  up  the  defaulters.  But  as  you, 
Sir,  bade  me  treat  the  gentleman  with  respect,  I  did  not 


4  One  of  the  prfras,    or  the  fourth  of  the  six  paths    (gati)    of 
existence;  the  other  five  being  (i)  angels),  (2)  men,  (3)  demons,  (5) 
brute  beasts,  and    (6)  sinners  in  hell.      The  term  is  often  used 

,  colloquially  for  a  self-invited  guest. 

5  An  imaginary  building  in  the  Infernal  Regions. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  271 

venture  to  bind  him."  The  general  inquired  what  had 
become  of  the  stranger  ;  to  which  the  gardener  replied, 
"  He  is  now  a  mere  menial  in  Purgatory,  and  can  never 
be  born  again."  "Alas  !  "  cried  his  master,  "thus  it  is 
that  men  are  ruined  by  any  inordinate  passion."0 


6  Mencius  reckoned  "  to  play  wd-ch'i  for  money  "  among  the  five 
unfilial  acts. 


2^2  STRANGE   STORIES 


CXXXIL 

THE    FORTUNE-HUNTER  PUNISHED. 

A  CERTAIN  man's  uncle  had  no  children,  and  the 
nephew,  with  an  eye  to  his  uncle's  property,  volunteered 
to  become  his  adopted  son.1  When  the  uncle  died  all 
the  property  passed  accordingly  to  his  nephew,  who 
thereupon  broke  faith  as  to  his  part  of  the  contract.2 
He  did  the  same  with  another  uncle,  and  thus  united 
three  properties  in  his  own  person,  whereby  he  became 
the  richest  man  of  the  neighbourhood.  Suddenly  he 
fell  ill,  and  seemed  to  go  out  of  his  mind ;  for  he  cried 
out,  "  So  you  wish  to  live  in  wealth,  do  you  ? "  and 
immediately  seizing  a  sharp  knife,  he  began  hacking 
away  at  his  own  body  until  he  had  strewed  the  floor  with 
pieces  of  flesh.  He  then  exclaimed,  "  You  cut  off  other 
people's  posterity  and  expect  to  have  posterity  yourself, 
do  you?"  and  forthwith  he  ripped  himself  open  and 
died.  Shortly  afterwards  his  son,  too,  died,  and  the  pro- 
perty fell  into  the  hands  of  strangers.  Is  not  this  a 
retribution  to  be  dreaded  ? 


1  See  No.  LV.,  note  9;  and  No.  XCIV.,  note  6. 

2  That  is,  in  carrying  out  the  obligations  he  had  entered  into,  such 
as  conducting  the  ceremonies  of  ancestral  worship,  repairing  the 
family  tombs,  &c. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  273 


CXXXIII. 

LIFE   PROLONGED. 

A  CERTAIN  cloth  merchant  of  Ch'ang-ch'ing  was 
stopping  at  T'ai-ngan,  when  he  heard  of  a  magician 
who  was  said  to  be  very  skilled  in  casting  nativities.  So 
he  went  off  at  once  to  consult  him ;  but  the  magician 
would  not  undertake  the  task,  saying,  "  Your  destiny  is 
bad  :  you  had  better  hurry  home."  At  this  the  merchant 
was  dreadfully  frightened,  and,  packing  up  his  wares, 
set  off  towards  Ch'ang-ch'ing.  On  the  way  he  fell  in 
with  a  man  in  short  clothes,1  like  a  constable ;  and  the 
two  soon  struck  up  a  friendly  intimacy,  taking  their 
meals  together.  By-and-by  the  merchant  asked  the 
stranger  what  his  business  was  ;  and  the  latter  told  him 
he  was  going  to  Ch'ang-ch'ing  to  serve  summonses,  pro- 
ducing at  the  same  time  a  document  and  showing  it  to 
the  merchant,  who,  on  looking  closely,  saw  a  list  of 


1  The  long  flowing  robe  is  a  sign  of  respectability  which  all  but 
the  very  poorest  classes  love  to  affect  in  public.  At  the  port  of 
Haiphong,  shoes  are  the  criterion  of  social  standing ;  but,  as  a  rule, 
the  well-to-do  native  merchants  prefer  to  go  barefoot  rather  than 
give  the  authorities  a  chance  of  exacting  heavier  squeezes,  on  the 
strength  of  such  a  palpable  acknowledgment  of  wealth. 

VOL.    II.  T 


274  STRANGE   STORIES 

names,  at  the  head  of  which  was  his  own.  In  great 
astonishment  he  inquired  what  he  had  done  that  he 
should  be  arrested  thus ;  to  which  his  companion  re- 
plied, "  I  am  not  a  living  being :  I  am  a  lictor  in  the 
employ  of  the  infernal  authorities,  and  I  presume  your 
term  of  life  has  expired."  The  merchant  burst  into 
tears  and  implored  the  lictor  to  spare  him,  which  the 
latter  declared  was  impossible  ;  "  But,"  added  he,  "  there 
are  a  great  many  names  down,  and  it  will  take  me  some 
time  to  get  through  them  :  you  go  off  home  and  settle  up 
your  affairs,  and,  as  a  slight  return  for  your  friendship, 
I'll  call  for  you  last."  A  few  minutes  afterwards  they 
reached  a  stream  where  the  bridge  was  in  ruins,  and 
people  could  only  cross  with  great  difficulty ;  at  which 
the  lictor  remarked,  "  You  are  now  on  the  road  to  death, 
and  not  a  single  cash  can  you  carry  away  with  you. 
Repair  this  bridge  and  benefit  the  public ;  and  thus  from 
a  great  outlay  you  may  possibly  yourself  derive  some 
small  advantage."  The  merchant  said  he  would  do  so; 
and  when  he  got  home,  he  bade  his  wife  and  children 
prepare  for  his  coming  dissolution,  and  at  the  same  time 
set  men  to  work  and  made  the  bridge  sound  and  strong 
again.  Some  time  elapsed,  but  no  lictor  arrived ;  and 
his  suspicions  began  to  be  aroused,  when  one  day  the 
latter  walked  in  and  said,  "  I  reported  that  affair  of  the 
bridge  to  the  Municipal  God,2  who  communicated  it  to 
the  Ruler  of  Purgatory ;  and  for  that  good  act  your 
span  of  life  has  been  lengthened,  and  your  name  struck 

2  See  No.  I.,  note  I. 


FROM   A   CHINESE    STUDIO.  275 

out  of  the  list.  I  have  now  come  to  announce  this  to 
you."  The  merchant  was  profuse  in  his  thanks ;  and 
the  next  time  he  went  to  T'ai-ngan,  he  burnt  a  quantity 
of  paper  ingots,3  and  made  offerings  and  libations  to  the 
lictor,  out  of  gratitude  for  what  he  had  done.  Suddenly 
the  lictor  himself  appeared,  and  cried  out,  "  Do  you  wish 
to  ruin  me  ?  Happily  my  new  master  has  only  just  taken 
up  his  post,  and  he  has  not  noticed  this,  or  where  should 
I  be?"4  The  lictor  then  escorted  the  merchant  some 
distance ;  and,  at  parting,  bade  him  never  return  by  that 
road,  but,  if  he  had  any  business  at  T'ai-ngan,  to  go 
thither  by  a  roundabout  way. 


3  See  No.  LVL,  note  7;  and  No.  XCVIL,  note  7. 

4  The  lictor  had  no  right  to  divulge  his  errand  when  he  first  met 
the  cloth  merchant,  or  to  remove  the  latter's  name  from  the  top  to 
the  bottom  of  the  list. 

T    2 


276  STRANGE  STORIES 


CXXXIV. 

THE   CLAY  IMAGE. 

ON  the  river  I  there  lived  a  man  named  Ma,  who 
married  a  wife  from  the  Wang  family,  with  whom  he  was 
very  happy  in  his  domestic  life.  Ma,  however,  died 
young ;  and  his  wife's  parents  were  unwilling  that  their 
daughter  should  remain  a  widow,  but  she  resisted  all 
their  importunities,  and  declared  firmly  she  would  never 
marry  again.  "  It  is  a  noble  resolve  of  yours,  I  allow," 
argued  her  mother ;  "  but  you  are  still  a  mere  girl,  and 
you  have  no  children.  Besides,  I  notice  that  people 
who  start  with  such  rigid  determinations  always  end  by 
doing  something  discreditable,  and  therefore  you  had 
better  get  married  as  soon  as  you  can,  which  is  no  more 
than  is  done  every  day."  The  girl  swore  she  would 
rather  die  than  consent,  and  accordingly  her  mother  had 
no  alternative  but  to  let  her  alone.  She  then  ordered  a 
clay  image  to  be  made,  exactly  resembling  her  late  hus- 
band;1 and  whenever  she  took  her  own  meals,  she 


1  The  clay  image  makers  of  Tientsin  are  wonderfully  clever  in 
taking  likenesses  by  these  means.  Some  of  the  most  skilful  will 
even  manipulate  the  clay  behind  their  backs,  and  then,  adding  the 
proper  colours,  will  succeed  in  producing  an  exceedingly  good 
resemblance.  They  find,  however,  more  difficulty  with  foreign 
faces,  to  which  they  are  less  accustomed  in  the  trade. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  277 

would  set  meat  and  wine  before  it,  precisely  as  if  her 
husband  had  been  there.  One  night  she  was  on  the 
point  of  retiring  to  rest,  when  suddenly  she  saw  the  clay 
image  stretch  itself  and  step  down  from  the  table,  in- 
creasing all  the  while  in  height,  until  it  was  as  tall  as  a 
man,  and  neither  more  nor  less  than  her  own  husband. 
In  great  alarm  she  called  out  to  her  mother,  but  the 
image  stopped  her,  saying,  "  Don't  do  that !  I  am  but 
shewing  my  gratitude  for  your  affectionate  care  of  me, 
and  it  is  chill  and  uncomfortable  in  the  realms  below. 
Such  devotion  as  yours  casts  its  light  back  on  gene- 
rations gone  by ;  and  now  I,  who  was  cut  off  in  my 
prime  because  my  father  did  evil,  and  was  condemned 
to  be  without  an  heir,  have  been  permitted,  in  conse- 
quence of  your  virtuous  conduct,  to  visit  you  once  again, 
that  our  ancestral  line  may  yet  remain  unbroken."2 
Every  morning  at  cock-crow  her  husband  resumed  his 
usual  form  and  size  as  the  clay  image  ;  and  after  a  time 
he  told  her  that  their  hour  of  separation  had  come,  upon 
which  husband  and  wife  bade  each  other  an  eternal  fare- 
well. By-and-by  the  widow,  to  the  great  astonishment  of 
her  mother,  bore  a  son,  which  caused  no  small  amusement 
among  the  neighbours  who  heard  the  story ;  and,  as  the 
girl  herself  had  no  proof  of  what  she  stated  to  be  the 
case,  a  certain  beadle3  of  the  place,  who  had  an  old 
grudge  against  her  husband,  went  off  and  informed  the 
magistrate  of  what  had  occurred.  After  some  investi- 


2  See  No.  LXL,  note  3. 

3  See  No.  LXIV.,  note  2. 


278  STRANGE   STORIES 

gation,  the  magistrate  exclaimed,  "  I  have  heard  that  the 
children  of  disembodied  spirits  have  no  shadow ;  and 
that  those  who  have  shadows  are  not  genuine."  There- 
upon they  took  Ma's  child  into  the  sunshine,  and  lo ! 
there  was  but  a  very  faint  shadow,  like  a  thin  vapour. 
The  magistrate  then  drew  blood  from  the  child,  and 
smeared  it  on  the  clay  image;  upon  which  the  blood  at 
once  soaked  in  and  left  no  stain.  Another  clay  image 
being  produced  and  the  same  experiment  tried,  the 
blood  remained  on  the  surface  so  that  it  could  be 
wiped  away.4  The  girl's  story  was  thus  acknowledged  to 
be  true ;  and  when  the  child  grew  up,  and  in  every 
feature  was  the  counterpart  of  Ma,  there  was  no  longer 
any  room  for  suspicion. 


4  Such  is  the  officially  authorised  method  of  determining  a 
doubtful  relationship  between  a  dead  parent  and  a  living  child, 
substituting  a  bone  for  the  clay  image  here  mentioned. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  279 


cxxxv. 

DISHONESTY   PUNISHED. 

AT  Chiao-chou  there  lived  a  man  named  Liu  Hsi- 
ch'uan,  who  was  steward  to  His  excellency  Mr.  Fa. 
When  already  over  forty  a  son  was  born  to  him,  whom 
he  loved  very  dearly,  and  quite  spoilt  by  always  letting 
him  have  his  own  way.  When  the  boy  grew  up  he  led 
a  dissolute,  extravagant  life,  and  ran  through  all  his 
father's  property.  By-and-by  he  fell  sick,  and  then  he 
declared  that  nothing  would  cure  him  but  a  slice  off  a 
fat  old  favourite  mule  they  had ;  upon  which  his  father 
had  another  and  more  worthless  animal  killed ;  but  his 
son  found  out  he  was  being  tricked,  and,  after  abusing 
his  father  soundly,  his  symptoms  became  more  and  more 
alarming.  Tie  mule  was  accordingly  killed,  and  some 
of  it  was  served  up  to  the  sick  man ;  however,  he  only 
just  tasted  it  and  sent  the  rest  away.  From  that  time  he 
got  gradually  worse  and  worse,  and  finally  died,  to  the 
great  grief  of  his  father,  who  would  gladly  have  died 
too.  Three  or  four  years  afterwards,  as  some  of  the 
villagers  were  worshipping  on  Mount  Tai,  they  saw  a 
man  riding  on  a  mule,  the  very  image  of  Mr.  Liu's  dead 
son ;  and,  on  approaching  more  closely,  they  saw  that  it 


280  STRANGE   STORIES 


was  actually  he.*     Jumping  from  his  mule,'  he  made! 
them  a  salutation,  and  then  they  began  to  chat  with  him! 
on  various  subjects,  always  carefully  avoiding  that  one  of 
his  own   death.     They  asked  him  what  he  was  doing! 
there;  to  which  he  replied  that  he  was   only  roaming 
about,  and  inquired  of  them  in  his  turn  at  what  inn  they 
were  staying;  "For,"  added  he,  "I  have  an  engagement 
just  now,  but  I  will  visit  you  to-morrow."     So  they  told 
him  the  name  of  the  inn,  and  took  their  leave,  not  ex- 
pecting to  see  him  again.     However,  the  next  day  he 
came,  and,  tying  his  mule  to  a  post  outside,  went  in  to 
see  them.     «  Your  father,"  observed  one  of  the  villagers,  ! 
"  is  always  thinking  about  you.     Why  do  you  not  go  and  ! 
pay  him  a  visit?"     The  young  man  asked  to  whom  he  j 
was  alluding;  and,  at  the  mention  of  his  father's  name, 
he  changed  colour  and  said,  "If  he  is  anxious  to  see 
me,  kindly  tell  him  that  on  the  7th  of  the  4th  moon  I 
will   await   him   here."     He   then  went   away,  and  the 
villagers  returned  and  told  Mr.  Liu  all  that  had  taken 
place.     At  the  appointed  time  the  latter  was  very  de- 
sirous of  going  to  see  his  son  ;  but  his  master  dissuaded 
him,  saying  that  he  thought  from  what  he  knew  of  his 
son  that  the  interview  might  possibly  not  turn  out  as  he 
would  desire;  "Although,"  added  he,  "if  you  are  bent 

"In  various  savage  superstitions  the  minute  resemblance  of  soul 
Fiske    7   "forClbly  Stated-"-^'  ond  Myth-makers,  by  John 


etiquette'     Jt  is  not  considered 
standing  ^  ™  *    "       P°Siti°n  tO  addreSS  an  ec*ual  who  is 


FROM    A   CHINESE    STUDIO.  281 

upon  going,  I  should  be  sorry  to  stand  in  your  way. 
Let  me,  however,  counsel  you  to  conceal  yourself  in  a 
cupboard,  and  thus,  by  observing  what  takes  place,  you 
will  know  better  how  to  act,  and  avoid  running  into  any 
danger."  This  he  accordingly  did,  and,  when  his  son 
came,  Mr.  Fa  received  him  at  the  inn  as  before. 
"Where's  Mr.  Liu?"  cried  the  son.  "Oh,  he  hasn't 
come,"  replied  Mr.  Fa.  "  The  old  beast !  What  does 
he  mean  by  that  ?  "  exclaimed  his  son  ;  whereupon  Mr. 
Fa  asked  him  what  he  meant  by  cursing  his  own  father. 
"  My  father ! "  shrieked  the  son ;  "  why  he's  nothing 
more  to  me  than  a  former  rascally  partner  in  trade,  who 
cheated  me  out  of  all  my  money,  and  for  which  I  have 
since  avenged  myself  on  him.3  What  sort  of  a  father  is 
that,  I  should  like  to  know  ?  "  He  then  went  out  of  the 
door;  and  his  father  crept  out  of  the  cupboard  from 
which,  with  the  perspiration  streaming  down  him  and 
hardly  daring  to  breathe,  he  had  heard  all  that  had 
passed,  and  sorrowfully  wended  his  way  home  again. 


3  By  becoming    his    son    and    behaving    badly    to    him.      See 
No.  CX.,  note  I,  and  the  text  to  which  it  refers. 


282  STRANGE   STORIES 


CXXXVI. 
THE   MAD   PRIEST. 

A  CERTAIN  mad  priest,  whose  name  I  do  not  know, 
lived  in  a  temple  on  the  hills.  He  would  sing  and  cry 
by  turns,  without  any  apparent  reason ;  and  once  some- 
body saw  him  boiling  a  stone  for  his  dinner.  At  the 
autumn  festival  of  the  9th  day  of  the  Qth  moon,1  an 
official  of  the  district  went  up  in  that  direction  for  the 
usual  picnic,  taking  with  him  his  chair  and  his  red  um- 
brellas. After  luncheon  he  was  passing  by  the  temple, 
and  had  hardly  reached  the  door,  when  out  rushed  the 
priest,  barefooted  and  ragged,  and  himself  opening  a 
yellow  umbrella,  cried  out  as  the  attendants  of  a  man- 
darin do  when  ordering  the  people  to  stand  back.  He 
then  approached  the  official,  and  made  as  though  he 
were  jesting  at  him ;  at  which  the  latter  was  extremely 
indignant,  and  bade  his  servants  drive  the  priest  away. 
The  priest  moved  off  with  the  servants  after  him,  and  in 
another  moment  had  thrown  down  his  yellow  umbrella, 
which  split  into  a  number  of  pieces,  each  piece  changing 
immediately  into  a  falcon,  and  flying  about  in  all  di- 
rections. The  umbrella  handle  became  a  huge  serpent, 

1  See  No.  CXXXL,  note  2. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  283 

with  red  scales  and  glaring  eyes ;  and  then  the  party 
would  have  turned  and  fled,  but  that  one  of  them  de- 
clared it  was  only  an  optical  delusion,  and  that  the 
creature  couldn't  do  any  hurt.  The  speaker  accordingly 
seized  a  knife  and  rushed  at  the  serpent,  which  forthwith 
opened  its  mouth  and  swallowed  its  assailant  whole.  In 
a  terrible  fright  the  servants  crowded  round  their  master 
and  hurried  him  away,  not  stopping  to  draw  breath  until 
they  were  fully  a  mile  off.  By-and-by  several  of  them 
stealthily  returned  to  see  what  was  going  on ;  and,  on 
entering  the  temple,  they  found  that  both  priest  and 
serpent  had  disappeared.  But  from  an  old  ash-tree  hard 
by  they  heard  a  sound  proceeding, — a  sound,  as  it  were, 
of  a  donkey  panting  ;  and  at  first  they  were  afraid  to  go 
near,  though  after  a  while  they  ventured  to  peep  through 
a  hole  in  the  tree,  which  was  an  old  hollow  trunk ;  and 
there,  jammed  hard  and  fast  with  his  head  downwards, 
was  the  rash  assailant  of  the  serpent.  It  being  quite 
impossible  to  drag  him  out,  they  began  at  once  to  cut 
the  tree  away ;  but  by  the  time  they  had  set  him  free  he 
was  already  perfectly  unconscious.  However,  he  ulti- 
mately came  round  and  was  carried  home ;  but  from 
this  day  the  priest  was  never  seen  again.2 


2  The  story  is  intended  as  a  satire  on  those  puffed-up  dignitaries 
who  cannot  even  go  to  a  picnic  without  all  the  retinue  belonging  to 
their  particular  rank.  See  No.  LVL,  note  5. 


284  STRANGE   STORIES 


CXXXVIT. 

FEASTING   THE   RULER   OF 
PURGATORY. 

AT  Ching-hai  there  lived  a  young  man,  named  Shao,  ; 
whose  family  was  very  poor.     On  the  occasion  of  his  i 
mother  completing  her  cycle,1  he  arranged  a  quantity  of  i 
meat-offerings  and  wine  on  a  table  in  the  court-yard,  and  j 
proceeded  to  invoke  the  Gods  in  the  usual  manner ;  but 
when  he  rose  from  his  knees,  lo  and  behold !    all  the  1 
meat  and  wine  had  disappeared.     His  mother  thought  | 
this  was  a  bad  omen,  and  that  she  was  not  destined  to  ! 
enjoy  a  long  life;   however,  she   said    nothing  on  the 
subject  to  her  son,  who  was  himself  quite  at  a  loss  to  ! 
account  for  what  had  happened.     A  short  time  after- 
wards   the   Literary  Chancellor2    arrived;   and  young 
Chao,  scraping  together  what  funds  he  could,  went  off 
to  present  himself  as  a  candidate.     On  the  road  he  met 
with  a  man  who  gave  him  such  a  cordial  invitation  to 
his  house  that  he  willingly  accepted ;  and  the  stranger 
led  him  to  a  stately  mansion,  with  towers  and  terraces 

1  See  No.  XXIII.,  note  8. 

2  The  examiner  for  the  bachelor's,  or  lowest,  degree. 


FROM    A   CHINESE    STUDIO.  285 

rising  one  above  the  other  as  far  as  the  eye  could  reach. 
In  one  of  the  apartments  was  a  king,  sitting  upon  a 
throne,  who  received  Shao  in  a  very  friendly  manner; 
and,  after  regaling  him  with  an  excellent  banquet,  said, 
"  I  have  to  thank  you  for  the  food  and  drink  you  gave 
my  servants  that  day  we  passed  your  house."  Shao  was 
greatly  astonished  at  this  remark,  when  the  King  pro- 
ceeded, "I  am  the  Ruler  of  Purgatory.  Don't  you 
recollect  sacrificing  on  your  mother's  birthday  ?  "  The 
King  then  bestowed  on  Shao  a  packet  of  silver,  saying, 
"  Pray  accept  this  in  return  for  your  kindness."  Shao 
thanked  him  and  retired ;  and  in  another  moment  the 
palace  and  its  occupants  had  one  and  all  vanished  from 
his  sight,  leaving  him  alone  in  the  midst  of  some  tall 
trees.  On  opening  his  packet  he  found  it  to  contain  five 
ounces  of  pure  gold ;  and,  after  defraying  the  expenses 
of  his  examination,  half  was  still  left,  which  he  carried 
home  and  gave  to  his  mother. 


286  STRANGE   STORIES 


CXXXVIII. 
THE   PICTURE   HORSE. 

A  CERTAIN  Mr.  Ts'ui,  of  Lin-ch'ing,  was  too  poor  to 
keep  his  garden  walls  in  repair,  and  used  often  to  find 
a  strange  horse  lying  down  on  the  grass  inside.  It  was 
a  black  horse  marked  with  white,  and  having  a  scrubby 
tail,  which  looked  as  if  the  end  had  been  burnt  off;1 
and,  though  always  driven  away,  would  still  return  to  the 
same  spot.  Now  Mr.  Ts'ui  had  a  friend,  who  was 
holding  an  appointment  in  Shansi ;  and  though  he  had 
frequently  felt  desirous  of  paying  him  a  visit,  he  had  no 
means  of  travelling  so  far.  Accordingly,  he  one  day 
caught  the  strange  horse  and,  putting  a  saddle  on  its 
back,  rode  away,  telling  his  servants  that  if  the  owner 
of  the  horse  should  appear,  he  was  to  inform  him  where 
the  animal  was  to  be  found.  The  horse  started  off  at  a 
very  rapid  pace,  and,  in  a  short  time,  they  were  thirty 
or  forty  miles  from  home  ;  but  at  night  it  did  not  seem 
to  care  for  its  food,  so  the  next  day  Mr.  Ts'ui,  who 
thought  perhaps  illness  might  be  the  cause,  held  the 

1  The  Chinese  never  cut  the  tails  of  their  horses  or  mules. 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  287 

horse  in,  and  would  not  let  it  gallop  so  fast.  How- 
ever, the  animal  did  not  seem  to  approve  of  this,  and 
kicked  and  foamed  until  at  length  Mr.  Ts'ui  let  it  go  at 
the  same  old  pace  ;  and  by  mid-day  he  had  reached  his 
destination.  As  he  rode  into  the  town,  the  people 
were  astonished  to  hear  of  the  marvellous  journey  just 
accomplished,  and  the  Prince2  sent  to  say  he  should 
like  to  buy  the  horse.  Mr.  Ts'ui,  fearing  that  the  real 
owner  might  come  forward,  was  compelled  to  refuse  this 
offer ;  but  when,  after  six  months  had  elapsed,  no  in- 
quiries had  been  made,  he  agreed  to  accept  eight 
hundred  ounces  of  silver,  and  handed  over  the  horse  to 
the  Prince.  He  then  bought  himself  a  good  mule,  and 
returned  home.  Subsequently,  the  Prince  had  occasion 
to  use  the  horse  for  some  important  business  at  Lin- 
ch'ing ;  and  when  there  it  took  the  opportunity  to  run 
away.  The  officer  in  charge  pursued  it  right  up  to  the 
house  of  a  Mr.  Tseng,  who  lived  next  door  to  a  Mr. 
Ts'ui,  and  saw  it  run  in  and  disappear.  Thereupon  he 
called  upon  Mr.  Tseng  to  restore  it  to  him  ;  and,  on 
the  latter  declaring  he  had  never  even  seen  the  animal, 
the  officer  walked  into  his  private  apartments,  where  he 
found,  hanging  on  the  wall,  a  picture  of  a  horse,  by 
Tzu-ang,3  exactly  like  the  one  he  was  in  search  of,  and 
with  part  of  the  tail  burnt  away  by  a  joss-stick.  It 
was  now  clear  that  the  Prince's  horse  was  a  super- 
natural creature ;  but  the  officer,  being  afraid  to  go  back 


2  One  of  the  feudal  Governors  of  by-gone  days. 

3  A  Chinese  Landseer. 


288  STRANGE   STORIES 

without  it,  would  have  prosecuted  Mr.  Tseng,  had  not 
Ts'ui,  whose  eight  hundred  ounces  of  silver  had  since 
increased  to  something  like  ten  thousand,  stepped  in 
and  paid  back  the  original  purchase-money.  Mr.  Tseng 
was  exceedingly  grateful  to  him  for  this  act  of  kindness, 
ignorant,  as  he  was,  of  the  previous  sale  of  the  horse 
by  Ts'ui  to  the  Prince. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  289 


CXXXIX. 
THE   BUTTERFLY'S    REVENGE. 

MR.  WANG,  of  Ch'ang-shan,  was  in  the  habit,  when  a 
District  Magistrate,  of  commuting  the  fines  and  penalties 
of  the  Penal  Code,  inflicted  on  the  various  prisoners,  for 
a  corresponding  number  of  butterflies.  These  he  would 
let  go  all  at  once  in  the  court,  rejoicing  to  see  them 
fluttering  hither  and  thither,  like  so  many  tinsel  snip- 
pings  borne  about  by  the  breeze.  One  night  he  dreamt 
that  a  young  lady,  dressed  in  gay-coloured  clothes, 
appeared  to  him  and  said,  "Your  cruel  practice  has 
brought  many  of  my  sisters  to  an  untimely  end,  and 
now  you  shall  pay  the  penalty  of  thus  gratifying  your 
tastes."  The  young  lady  then  changed  into  a  butterfly 
and  flew  away.  Next  day,  the  magistrate  was  sitting 
alone,  over  a  cup  of  wine,  when  it  was  announced  to 
him  that  the  censor  was  at  the  door;  and  out  he  ran 
at  once  to  receive  His  Excellency,  with  a  white  flower, 
that  some  of  his  women  had  put  in  his  official  hat,  still 
sticking  there.  His  Excellency  was  very  angry  at  what 
he  deemed  a  piece  of  disrespect  to  himself;  and,  after 
severely  censuring  Mr.  Wang,  turned  round  and  went 
away.  Thenceforward  no  more  penalties  were  com- 
muted for  butterflies. 

VOL.  n.  u 


290  STRANGE  STORIES 


CXL. 

THE  DOCTOR. 

A  CERTAIN  poor  man,  named  Chang,  who  lived  at  I, 
fell  in  one  day  with  a  Taoist  priest.  The  latter  was 
highly  skilled  in  the  science  of  physiognomy;1  and, 
after  looking  at  Chang's  features,  said  to  him,  "You 
would  make  your  fortune  as  a  doctor."  "Alas!" 
replied  Chang,  "  I  can  barely  read  and  write ;  how 
then  could  I  follow  such  a  calling  as  that."  "And 
where,  you  simple  fellow,"  asked  the  priest,  "is  the 
necessity  for  a  doctor  to  be  a  scholar?  You  just  try, 
that's  all."  Thereupon  Chang  returned  home ;  and, 
being  very  poor,  he  simply  collected  a  few  of  the  com- 
monest prescriptions,  and  set  up  a  small  stall  with  a 
handful  of  fishes'  teeth  and  some  dry  honeycomb  from 
a  wasp's  nest,2  hoping  thus  to  earn,  by  his  tongue, 
enough  to  keep  body  and  soul  together,  to  which,  how- 


1  Advertisements  of  these  professors  of  physiognomy  are  to  be 
seen  in  every  Chinese  city. 

2  In  order  to  make  some  show  for  the  public  eye. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  291 

ever,  no  one  paid  any  particular  attention.  Now  it 
chanced  that  just  then  the  Governor  of  Ch'ing-chou 
was  suffering  from  a  bad  cough,  and  had  given  orders 
to  his  subordinates  to  send  to  him  the  most  skilful 
doctors  in  their  respective  districts ;  and  the  magistrate 
of  I,  which  was  an  out-of-the-way  mountainous  district, 
being  unable  to  lay  his  hands  on  any  one  whom  he  could 
send  in,  gave  orders  to  the  beadle3  to  do  the  best  he 
could  under  the  circumstances.  Accordingly,  Chang 
was  nominated  by  the  people,  and  the  magistrate  put 
his  name  down  to  go  in  to  the  Governor.  When  Chang 
heard  of  his  appointment,  he  happened  to  be  suffering 
himself  from  a  bad  attack  of  bronchitis,  which  he  was 
quite  unable  to  cure,  and  he  begged,  therefore,  to  be 
excused ;  but  the  magistrate  would  not  hear  of  this,  and 
forwarded  him  at  once  in  charge  of  some  constables. 
While  crossing  the  hills,  he  became  very  thirsty,  and 
went  into  a  village  to  ask  for  a  drink  of  water;  but 
water  there  was  worth  its  weight  in  jade,  and  no  one 
would  give  him  any.  By-and-by  he  saw  an  old  woman 
washing  a  quantity  of  vegetables  in  a  scanty  supply  of 
water  which  was,  consequently,  very  thick  and  muddy ; 
and,  being  unable  to  bear  his  thirst  any  longer,  he 
obtained  this  and  drank  it  up.  Shortly  afterwards  he 
found  that  his  cough  was  quite  cured,  and  then  it 
occurred  to  him  that  he  had  hit  upon  a  capital  remedy. 
When  he  reached  the  city,  he  learned  that  a  great  many 
doctors  had  already  tried  their  hand  upon  the  patient, 

3  See  No.  LXIV.,  note  2. 

U    2 


292  STRANGE   STORIES 

but  without  success ;  so  asking  for  a  private  room  in 
which  to  prepare  his  medicines,  he  obtained  from  the 
town  some  bunches  of  bishop-wort,  and  proceeded  to 
wash  them  as  the  old  woman  had  done.  He  then  took 
the  dirty  water,  and  gave  a  dose  of  it  to  the  Governor, 
who  was  immediately  and  permanently  relieved.  The 
patient  was  overjoyed;  and,  besides  making  Chang  a 
handsome  present,  gave  him  a  certificate  written  in 
golden  characters,  in  consequence  of  which  his  fame 
spread  far  and  wide ; 4  and  of  the  numerous  cases  he 
subsequently  undertook,  in  not  a  single  instance  did  he 
fail  to  effect  a  cure.  One  day,  however,  a  patient  came 
to  him,  complaining  of  a  violent  chill ;  and  Chang,  who 
happened  to  be  tipsy  at  the  time,  treated  him  by  mis- 
take for  remittent  fever.  When  he  got  sober,  he  became 
aware  of  what  he  had  done ;  but  he  said  nothing  to 
anybody  about  it,  and  three  days  afterwards  the  same 
patient  waited  upon  him  with  all  kinds  of  presents  to 
thank  him  for  a  rapid  recovery.  Such  cases  as  this  were 
by  no  means  rare  with  him ;  and  soon  he  got  so  rich 


4  A  doctor  of  any  repute  generally  has  large  numbers  of  such 
certificates,  generally  engraved  on  wood,  hanging  before  and  about 
his  front  door.  When  I  was  stationed  at  Swatow,  the  writer  at 
Her  Majesty's  Consulate  presented  one  to  Dr.  E.  J.  Scott,  the 
resident  medical  practitioner,  who  had  cured  him  of  opium 
smoking.  It  bore  two  principal  characters,  "  Miraculous  Indeed !" 
accompanied  by  a  few  remarks,  in  a  smaller  sized  character, 
laudatory  of  Dr.  Scott's  professional  skill.  Banners,  with  graceful 
inscriptions  written  upon  them,  are  frequently  presented  by  Chinese 
passengers  to  the  captains  of  coasting  steamers  who  may  have 
brought  them  safely  through  bad  weather. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  293 

that  he  would  not  attend  when  summoned  to  visit  a  sick 
person,  unless  the  summons  was  accompanied  by  a 
heavy  fee  and  a  comfortable  chair  to  ride  in.5 


5  The  story  is  intended  as  a  satire  upon  Chinese  doctors 
generally,  whose  ranks  are  recruited  from  the  swarms  of  half- 
educated  candidates  who  have  been  rejected  at  the  great  com- 
petitive examinations,  medical  diplomas  being  quite  unknown  in 
China.  Doctors'  fees  are,  by  a  pleasant  fiction,  called  "horse- 
money  ; "  and  all  prescriptions  are  made  up  by  the  local  apothecary, 
never  by  the  physician  himself. 


294  STRANGE  STORIES 


CXLI. 
SNOW   IN   SUMMER. 

ON  the  6th  day  of  the  7th  moon1  of  the  year  Ting- 
Hai  (1647)  there  was  a  heavy  fall  of  snow  at  Soochow. 
The  people  were  in  a  great  state  of  consternation  at 
this,  and  went  off  to  the  temple  of  the  Great  Prince2  to 
pray.  Then  the  spirit  moved  one  of  them  to  say,  "  You 
now  address  me  as  Your  Honour.  Make  it  Your 
Excellency,  and,  though  I  am  but  a  lesser  deity,  it  may 
be  well  worth  your  while  to  do  so."  Thereupon  the 
people  began  to  use  the  latter  term,  and  the  snow 
stopped  at  once ;  from  which  I  infer  that  flattery  is  just 
as  pleasant  to  divine  as  to  mortal  ears.3 


1  This  would  be  exactly  at  the  hottest  season. 

2  The  Jupiter  Pluvius  of  the  neighbourhood. 

3  A  sneer  at  the  superstitious  custom  of  praying  for  good  or  bad 
weather,  which  obtains  in  China  from  the  Son  of  Heaven  himself 
down  to   the  lowest   agriculturist    whose    interests   are    involved. 
Droughts,  floods,  famines,  and  pestilences,  are  alike  set  down  to  the 
anger  of  Heaven,  to  be  appeased  only  by  prayer  and  repentance. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  295 


CXLII. 
PLANCHETTE.1 

AT   Ch'ang-shan   there   lived   a   man,   named   Wang 
Jui-t'ing,  who  understood  the  art  of  planchette.      He 


1  Planchette  was  in  full  swing  in  China  at  the  date  of  the  compo- 
sition of  these  stories,  more  than  200  years  ago,  and  remains  so  at 
the  present  day.  The  character  chi,  used  here  and  elsewhere  for  Plan- 
chette, is  defined  in  the  Shuo  Wen,  a  Chinese  dictionary,  published 
A.D.  100,  "to  inquire  by  divination  on  doubtful  topics,"  no 
mention  being  made  of  the  particular  manner  in  which  responses 
are  obtained.  For  the  purpose  of  writing  from  personal  experience, 
I  recently  attended  a  seance  at  a  temple  in  Amoy,  and  witnessed 
the  whole  performance.  After  much  delay,  I  was  requested  to 
write  on  a  slip  of  paper  "  any  question  I  might  have  to  put  to  the 
God;"  and,  accordingly,  I  took  a  pencil  and  wrote  down,  "A 
humble  suppliant  ventures  to  inquire  if  he  will  win  the  Manila 
lottery."  This  question  was  then  placed  upon  the  altar,  at  the 
feet  of  the  God ;  and  shortly  afterwards  two  respectable-looking 
Chinamen,  not  priests,  approached  a  small  table  covered  with  sand, 
and  each  seized  one  arm  of  a  forked  piece  of  wood,  at  the  fork  of 
which  was  a  stumpy  end,  at  right  angles  to  the  plane  of  the  arms. 
Immediately  the  attendants  began  burning  quantities  of  joss-paper, 
while  the  two  performers  whirled  the  instrument  round  and  round  at 
a  rapid  rate,  its  vertical  point  being  all  the  time  pressed  down  upon 
the  table  of  sand.  All  of  a  sudden  the  whirling  movement  stopped, 
and  the  point  of  the  instrument  rapidly  traced  a  character  in  the 
sand,  which  was  at  once  identified  by  several  of  the  bystanders,  and 


296  STRANGE  STORIES 

called  himself  a  disciple  of  Lii  Tung-pin,2  and  some  one 
said  he  was  probably  that  worthy's  crane.  At  his  seances 
the  subjects  were  always  literary — essays,  poetry,  and  so 
on.  The  well-known  scholar,  Li  Chih,  thought  very 
highly  of  him,  and  availed  himself  of  his  aid  on  more 
than  one  occasion  ;  so  that  by  degrees  the  literati  gene- 
rally also  patronized  him.  His  responses  to  questions  of 
doubt  or  difficulty  were  remarkable  for  their  reasonable- 
ness ;  matters  of  mere  good  or  bad  fortune  he  did  not 
care  to  enter  into.  In  1631,  just  after  the  examination 
at  Chi-nan,  a  number  of  the  candidates  requested  Mr. 
Wang  to  tell  them  how  they  would  stand  on  the  list ; 
and,  after  having  examined  their  essays,  he  proceeded  to 


forthwith  copied  down  by  a  clerk  in  attendance.  The  whirling 
movement  was  then  continued  until  a  similar  pause  was  made  and 
another  character  appeared  ;  and  so  on,  until  I  had  four  lines  of 
correctly-rhymed  Chinese  verse,  each  line  consisting  of  seven 
characters.  The  following  is  an  almost  word-for-word  trans- 
lation : — 

"The  pulse  of  human  nature  throbs  from  England  to  Cathay, 
And  gambling  mortals  ever  love  to  swell  their  gains  by  play ; 
For  gold  in  this  vile  world  of  ours  is  everywhere  a  prize — 
A  thousand  taels  shall  meet  the  prayer  that  on  this  altar  lies." 

As  the  question  is  not  concealed  from  view,  all  that  is  necessary 
for  such  a  hollow  deception  is  a  quick-witted  versifier  who  can  put 
together  a  poetical  response  stans  pede  in  uno.  But  in  such  matters 
the  unlettered  masses  of  China  are  easily  outwitted,  and  are  a 
profitable  source  of  income  to  the  more  astute  of  their  fellow- 
countrymen. 

2  An  official  who  flourished  in  the  eighth  century  of  our  era,  and 
who,  for  his  devotion  to  the  Taoist  religion,  was  subsequently 
canonized  as  one  of  the  Eight  Immortals.  He  is  generally  repre- 
sented as  riding  on  a  crane. 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  297 

pass  his  opinion  on  their  merits.3  Among  the  rest  there 
happened  to  be  one  who  was  very  intimate  with  another 
candidate,  not  present,  whose  name  was  Li  Pien ;  and 
who,  being  an  enthusiastic  student  and  a  deep  thinker, 
was  confidently  expected  to  appear  among  the  successful 
few.  Accordingly,  the  friend  submitted  Mr.  Li's  essay 
for  inspection ;  and  in  a  few  minutes  two  characters 
appeared  on  the  sand — namely,  "  Number  one."  After 
a  short  interval  this  sentence  followed  : — "The  decision 
given  just  now  had  reference  to  Mr.  Li's  essay  simply  as 
an  essay.  Mr.  Li's  destiny  is  darkly  obscured,  and  he 
will  suffer  accordingly.  It  is  strange,  indeed,  that  a  man's 
literary  powers  and  his  destiny  should  thus  be  out  of 
harmony.4  Surely  the  Examiner  will  judge  of  him  by  his 
essay; — but  stay :  I  will  go  and  see  how  matters  stand." 
Another  pause  ensued,  and  then  these  words  were  written 
down : — "  I  have  been  over  to  the  Examiner's  yamen, 
and  have  found  a  pretty  state  of  things  going  on ;  in- 
stead of  reading  the  candidates'  papers  himself,  he  has 
handed  them  over  to  his  clerks,  some  half-dozen  illite- 
rate fellows  who  purchased  their  own  degrees,  and  who, 
in  their  previous  existence,  had  no  status  whatever, — 
'hungry  devils'5  begging  their  bread  in  all  directions; 
and  who,  after  eight  hundred  years  passed  in  the  murky 
gloom  of  the  infernal  regions,  have  lost  all  discrimi- 


3  That  is,  by  means  of  the  planchette-table. 

4  Our  author  was  here  evidently  thinking  of  his  own  unlucky 
fate. 

5  See  No.  CXXXI.,  note  4. 


298  STRANGE   STORIES 

nation,  like  men  long  buried  in  a  cave  and  suddenly 
transferred  to  the  light  of  day.  Among  them  may  be 
one  or  two  who  have  risen  above  their  former  selves,  but 
the  odds  are  against  an  essay  falling  into  the  hands  of 
one  of  these."  The  young  men  then  begged  to  know  if 
there  was  any  method  by  which  such  an  evil  might  be 
counteracted  ;  to  which  the  planchette  replied  that  there 
was,  but,  as  it  was  universally  understood,  there  was  no 
occasion  for  asking  the  question.  Thereupon  they  went 
off  and  told  Mr.  Li,  who  was  so  much  distressed  at  the 
prediction  that  he  submitted  his  essay  to  His  Excellency 
Sun  Tzu-mei,  one  of  the  finest  scholars  of  the  day.  This 
gentleman  examined  it,  and  was  so  pleased  with  its  lite- 
rary merit  that  he  told  Li  he  was  quite  sure  to  pass,  and 
the  latter  thought  no  more  about  the  planchette  pro- 
phecy. However,  when  the  list  came  out,  there  he  was 
down  in  the  fourth  class  ;  and  this  so  much  disconcerted 
His  Excellency  Mr.  Sun,  that  he  went  carefully  through 
the  essay  again  for  fear  lest  any  blemishes  might  have 
escaped  his  attention.  Then  he  cried  out,  "Well,  I 
have  always  thought  this  Examiner  to  be  a  scholar ;  he 
can  never  have  made  such  a  mistake  as  this  ;  it  must  be 
the  fault  of  some  of  his  drunken  assistants,  who  don't 
know  the  mere  rudiments  of  composition."  This  fulfil- 
ment of  the  prophecy  raised  Mr.  Wang  very  high  in  the 
estimation  of  the  candidates,  who  forthwith  went  and 
burned  incense  and  invoked  the  spirit  of  the  planchette, 
which  at  once  replied  in  the  following  terms : — "  Let 
not  Mr.  Li  be  disheartened  by  temporary  failure.  Let 
him  rather  strive  to  improve  himself  still  further,  and 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  299 

next  year  he  may  be  among  the  first  on  the  list."  Li 
carried  out  these  injunctions  ;  and  after  a  time  the  story 
reached  the  ears  of  the  Examiner,  who  gratified  Li  by 
making  a  public  acknowledgment  that  there  had  been 
some  miscarriage  of  justice  at  the  examination ;  and  the 
following  year  he  was  passed  high  up  on  the  list.6 


c  See  No.  LXXV.,  note  2. 


300  STRANGE  STORIES 


CXLIII. 

FRIENDSHIP   WITH   FOXES. 

A  CERTAIN  man  had  an  enormous  stack  of  straw,  as 
big  as  a  hill,  in  which  his  servants,  taking  what  was  daily 
required  for  use,  had  made  quite  a  hole.  In  this  hole  a 
fox  fixed  his  abode,  and  would  often  shew  himself  to  the 
master  of  the  house  under  the  form  of  an  old  man. 
One  day  the  latter  invited  the  master  to  walk  into  the 
cave,  which  he  at  first  declined,  but  accepted  on  being 
pressed  by  the  fox  ;  and  when  he  got  inside,  lo  !  he  saw 
a  long  suite  of  handsome  apartments.  They  then  sat 
down,  and  exquisitely  perfumed  tea  and  wine  were 
brought ;  but  the  place  was  so  gloomy  that  there  was 
no  difference  between  night  and  day.  By-and-by,  the 
entertainment  being  over,  the  guest  took  his  leave ;  and 
on  looking  back  the  beautiful  rooms  and  their  contents 
had  all  disappeared.  The  old  man  himself  was  in  the 
habit  of  going  away  in  the  evening  and  returning  with 
the  first  streaks  of  morning ;  and  as  no  one  was  able  to 
follow  him,  the  master  of  the  house  asked  him  one  day 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  301 

whither  he  went.  To  this  he  replied  that  a  friend  in- 
vited him  to  take  wine ;  and  then  the  master  begged  to 
be  allowed  to  accompany  him,  a  proposal  to  which  the 
old  man  very  reluctantly  consented.  However,  he 
seized  the  master  by  the  arm,  and  away  they  went  as 
though  riding  on  the  wings  of  the  wind ;  and,  in  about 
the  time  it  takes  to  cook  a  pot  of  millet,  they  reached  a 
city,  and  walked  into  a  restaurant,  where  there  were  a 

i  number  of  people  drinking  together  and  making  a  great 
noise.  The  old  man  led  his  companion  to  a  gallery 
above,  from  which  they  could  look  down  on  the  feasters 
below ;  and  he  himself  went  down  and  brought  away 
from  the  tables  all  kinds  of  nice  food  and  wine,  without 
appearing  to  be  seen  or  noticed  by  any  of  the  company. 
After  awhile  a  man  dressed  in  red  garments  came  forward 
and  laid  upon  the  table  some  dishes  of  cumquats;1  and 
the  master  at  once  requested  the  old  man  to  go  down 
and  get  him  some  of  these.  "Ah,"  replied  the  latter, 
"that  is  an  upright  man:  I  cannot  approach  him." 

1  Thereupon  the  master  said  to  himself,  "  By  thus  seek- 
ing the  companionship  of  a  fox,  I  then  am  deflected 
from  the  true  course.  Henceforth  I,  too,  will  be  an 

.  upright  man."  No  sooner  had  he  formed  this  resolution, 
than  he  suddenly  lost  all  control  over  his  body,  and  fell 
from  the  gallery  down  among  the  revellers  below.  These 
gentlemen  were  much  astonished  by  his  unexpected 
descent ;  and  he  himself,  looking  up,  saw  there  was  no 


1  Literally,  " golden  oranges."    These  are  skilfully  preserved  by 
the  Cantonese,  and  form  a  delicious  sweetmeat  for  dessert. 


302  STRANGE   STORIES 

gallery  to  the  house,  but  only  a  large  beam  upon  which 
he  had  been  sitting.  He  now  detailed  the  whole  of  the 
circumstances,  and  those  present  made  up  a  purse  for 
him  to  pay  his  travelling  expenses ;  for  he  was  at  Yii-t'ai 
— one  thousand  //  from  home. 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  303 


CXLIV. 

THE   GREAT   RAT. 

DURING  the  reign  of  the  Emperor  Wan  Li,1  the  palace 
was  troubled  by  the  presence  of  a  huge  rat,  quite  as  big 
as  a  cat,  which  ate  up  all  the  cats  that  were  set  to  catch 
it.  Just  then  it  chanced  that  among  the  tribute  offer- 
ings sent  by  some  foreign  State  was  a  lion-cat,  as  white 
as  snow.  This  cat  was  accordingly  put  into  the  room 
where  the  rat  usually  appeared;  and,  the  door  being 
closely  shut,  a  secret  watch  was  kept.  By-and-by  the  rat 
came  out  of  its  hole  and  rushed  at  the  cat,  which  turned 
and  fled,  finally  jumping  up  on  the  table.  The  rat  fol- 
lowed, upon  which  the  cat  jumped  down  ;  and  thus  they 
went  on  up  and  down  for  some  time.  Those  who  were 
watching  said  the  cat  was  afraid  and  of  no  use ;  how- 
ever, in  a  little  while  the  rat  began  to  jump  less  briskly, 
and  soon  after  squatted  down  out  of  breath.  Then  the 
cat  rushed  at  it,  and,  seizing  the  rat  by  the  back  of  the 
neck,  shook  and  shook  while  its  victim  squeaked  and 

1  A.D.    1573-1620,   the   epoch  of  the  most  celebrated    "blue 
china." 


304  STRANGE   STORIES 


J 


squeaked,  until  life  was  extinct.  Thus  they  knew 
the  cat  was  not  afraid,  but  merely  waited  for  its  adver- 
sary to  be  fatigued,  fleeing  when  pursued  and  itself 
pursuing  the  fleeing  rat.  Truly,  many  a  bad  swordsman 
may  be  compared  with  that  rat ! 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  305 


CXLV. 
WOLVES. 

I. — A  CERTAIN  village  butcher,  who  had  bought  some 
meat  at  market  and  was  returning  home  in  the  evening, 
suddenly  came  across  a  wolf,  which  followed  him  closely, 
its  mouth  watering  at  the  sight  of  what  he  was  carrying. 
The  butcher  drew  his  knife  and  drove  the  animal  off ; 
and  then  reflecting  that  his  meat  was  the  attraction,  he 
determined  to  hang  it  up  in  a  tree  and  fetch  it  the  next 
morning.  This  he  accordingly  did,  and  the  wolf 
followed  him  no  further ;  but  when  he  went  at  daylight 
to  recover  his  property,  he  saw  something  hanging  up  in 
the  tree  resembling  a  human  corpse.  It  turned  out  to 
be  the  wolf,  which,  in  its  efforts  to  get  at  the  meat,  had 
been  caught  on  the  meat-hook  like  a  fish ;  and  as  the 
skin  of  a  wolf  was  just  then  worth  ten  ounces  of  silver, 
the  butcher  found  himself  possessed  of  quite  a  little 
capital.  Here  we  have  a  laughable  instance  of  the 
result  of  "climbing  trees  to  catch  fish." l 

II. — A  butcher,  while  travelling  along  at  night,  was 
sore  pressed  by  a  wolf,  and  took  refuge  in  an  old  mat 


1  A   satirical  remark   of  Mencius  (Book  I.),  used  by  the  sage 
when  combating  the  visionary  projects  of  a  monarch  of  antiquity, 
VOL.    II.  X 


306  STRANGE   STORIES 

shed  which  had  been  put  up  for  the  watchman  of  the 
crops.  There  he  lay,  while  the  wolf  sniffed  at  him  from 
outside,  and  at  length  thrust  in  one  of  its  paws  from 
underneath.  This  the  butcher  seized  hold  of  at  once, 
and  held  it  firmly,  so  that  the  wolf  couldn't  stir;  and 
then,  having  no  other  weapon  at  hand,  he  took  a  small 
knife  he  had  with  him  and  slit  the  skin  underneath  the 
wolf's  paw.  He  now  proceeded  to  blow  into  it,  as 
butchers  blow  into  pork ;  2  and  after  vigorously  blowing 
for  some  time,  he  found  that  the  wolf  had  ceased  to 
struggle ;  upon  which  he  went  outside  and  saw  the 
animal  lying  on  the  ground,  swelled  up  to  the  size  of  a 
cow,  and  unable  to  bend  its  legs  or  close  its  open 
mouth.  Thereupon  he  threw  it  across  his  shoulders  and 
carried  it  off  home.  However,  such  a  feat  as  this  could 
only  be  accomplished  by  a  butcher. 


2  This  disgusting  process  is  too  frequently  performed  by  native 
butchers  at  the  present  day,  in  order  to  give  their  meat  a  more 
tempting  appearance.  Water  is  also  blown  in  through  a  tube, 
to  make  it  heavier ;  and  inexperienced  housekeepers  are  often 
astonished  to  find  how  light  ducks  and  geese  become  after  being 
cooked,  not  knowing  that  the  fraudulent  poulterer  had  previously 
stuffed  their  throats  as  full  as  possible  of  sand. 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  307 


CXLVI. 

SINGULAR   VERDICT. 

A  SERVANT  in  the  employ  of  a  Mr.  Sun  was  sleeping 
alone  one  night,  when  all  on  a  sudden  he  was  arrested 
and  carried  before  the  tribunal  of  the  Ruler  of  Pur- 
gatory. "  This  is  not  the  right  man,"  cried  his  Majesty, 
and  immediately  sent  him  back.  However,  after  this 
the  servant  was  afraid  to  sleep  on  that  bed  again,  and 
took  up  his  quarters  elsewhere.  But  another  servant, 
named  Kuo  Ngan,  seeing  the  vacant  place,  went  and 
occupied  it.  A  third  servant,  named  Li  Lu,  who  had  an 
old  standing  grudge  against  the  first,  stole  up  to  the  bed 
that  same  night  with  a  knife  in  his  hand,  and  killed  Kuo 
Ngan1  in  mistake  for  his  enemy.  Kuo's  father  at  once 
brought  the  case  before  the  magistrate  of  the  place, 
pleading  that  the  murdered  man  was  his  only  son  on 
whom  he  depended  for  his  living;  and  the  magistrate 
decided  that  Kuo  was  to  take  Li  Lu  in  the  place  of  his 
dead  son,  much  to  the  discomfiture  of  the  old  man. 
Truly  the  descent  of  the  first  servant  into  Purgatory  was 
not  so  marvellous  as  the  magistrate's  decision ! 

1  This  was  the  man  whose  destiny  it  was  really  to  die  just  then, 
and  appear  before  the  Ruler  of  Purgatory. 

X    2 


308  STRANGE   STORIES 


CXLVII. 
THE   GRATEFUL  DOG. 

A  CERTAIN  trader  who  had  been  doing  business  at 
Wu-hu  and  was  returning  home  with  the  large  profits  he 
had  made,  saw  on  the  river  bank  a  butcher  tying  up  a 
dog.1  He  bought  the  animal  for  much  more  than  its 
value,  and  carried  it  along  with  him  in  his  boat.  Now 
the  boatman  had  formerly  been  a  bandit ;  and,  tempted 
by  his  passenger's  wealth,  ran  the  boat  among  the  rushes, 
and,  drawing  a  knife,  prepared  to  slay  him.  The  trader 
begged  the  man  to  leave  him  a  whole  skin ; 2  so  the 
boatman  wrapped  him  up  in  a  carpet  and  threw  him  into 
the  river.  The  dog,  on  seeing  what  was  done,  whined 
piteously,  and  jumping  into  the  river,  seized  the  bundle 
with  his  teeth  and  did  its  best  to  keep  the  trader  above 
water  until  at  length  a  shallow  spot  was  reached.  The 
animal  then  succeeded  by  continuous  barking  in  at- 
tracting the  attention  of  some  people  on  the  bank,  and 


1  The  city  of  Canton  boasts  several  "cat  and  dog"  restaurants ; 
but  the  consumption  of  this  kind  of  food  is  much  less  universal 
than  is  generally  supposed. 

2  Not  in  our  sense  of  the  term.     It  was  not  death,  but  decapi- 
tation, or  even  mutilation,  from  which  the  trader  begged  to  be 
spared.     See  No.  LXXII.,  note  5. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  309 

they  hauled  the  bundle  out  of  the  river,  and  released  the 
trader  who  was  still  alive.  The  latter  asked  to  be  taken 
back  to  Wu-hu  where  he  might  look  out  for  the  robber 
boatman  ;  but  just  as  he  was  about  to  start,  lo  !  the  dog 
was  missing.  The  trader  was  much  distressed  at  this ; 
and  after  spending  some  days  at  Wu-hu  without  being 
able  to  find,  among  the  forest  of  masts  collected  there, 
the  particular  boat  he  wanted,  he  was  on  the  point  of 
returning  home  with  a  friend,  when  suddenly  the  dog  re- 
appeared and  seemed  by  its  barking  to  invite  its  master 
to  follow  in  a  certain  direction.  This  the  trader  did, 
until  at  length  the  dog  jumped  on  a  boat  and  seized  one 
of  the  boatmen  by  the  leg.  No  beating  could  make  the 
animal  let  go;  and  on  looking  closely  at  the  man,  the 
trader  saw  he  was  the  identical  boatman  who  had  robbed 
and  tried  to  murder  him.  He  had  changed  his  clothes 
and  also  his  boat,  so  that  at  first  he  was  not  recog- 
nisable ;  he  was  now,  however,  arrested,  and  the  whole 
of  the  money  was  found  in  his  boat.  To  think  that  a 
dog  could  show  gratitude  like  that !  Truly  there  are  not 
a  few  persons  who  would  be  put  to  shame  by  that 
faithful  animal.3 


3  The  Chinese  dog  is  usually  an  ill-fed,  barking  cur,  without  one 
redeeming  trait  in  its  character.  Valued  as  a  guardian  of  house 
and  property,  this  animal  does  not  hold  the  same  social  position  as 
with  us ;  its  very  name  is  a  by-word  of  reproach  ;  and  the  people 
of  Tonquin  explain  their  filthy  custom  of  blackening  the  teeth  on 
the  ground  that  a  dog's  teeth  are  white. 


310  STRANGE   STORIES 


CXLVIII. 
THE   GREAT   TEST. 

BEFORE  Mr.  Yang  Ta-hung l  was  known  to  fame,  he 
had  already  acquired  some  reputation  as  a  scholar  in  his 
own  part  of  the  country,  and  felt  convinced  himself  that 
his  was  to  be  no  mean  destiny.  When  the  list  of 
successful  candidates  at  the  examination  was  brought  to 
where  he  lived,  he  was  in  the  middle  of  dinner,  and 
rushed  out  with  his  mouth  full  to  ask  if  his  name  was 
there  or  not ;  and  on  hearing  that  it  was  not,  he  ex- 
perienced such  a  revulsion  of  feeling  that  what  he  then 
swallowed  stuck  fast  like  a  lump  in  his  chest  and  made 
him  very  ill.  His  friends  tried  to  appease  him  by  ad- 
vising him  to  try  at  the  further  examination  of  the 
rejected,  and  when  he  urged  that  he  had  no  money, 


1  A  celebrated  scholar  and  statesman,  who  flourished  towards  the 
close  of  the  Ming  dynasty,  and  distinguished  himself  by  his  im- 
peachment of  the  powerful  eunuch,  Wei  Chung-hsien, — a  dangerous 
step  to  take  in  those  eunuch-ridden  times. 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  311 

they  subscribed  ten  ounces  of  silver  and  started  him  on 
his  way. 

That  night  he  dreamt  that  a  man  appeared  to  him 
and  said,  "  Ahead  of  you  there  is  one  who  can  cure  your 
complaint:  beseech  him  to  aid  you."  The  man  then 
added — 

"  A  tune  on  the  flute  'neath  the  riverside  willow: 
Oh,  show  no  regret  when  'tis  cast  to  the  billow !  " 

Next  day,  Mr.  Yang  actually  met  a  Taoist  priest  sitting 
beneath  a  willow  tree ;  and,  making  him  a  bow,  asked 
him  to  prescribe  for  his  malady.  "  You  have  come  to  the 
wrong  person,"  replied  the  priest,  smiling ;  "  I  cannot  cure 
diseases  ;  but  had  you  asked  me  for  a  tune  on  the  flute, 
I  could  have  possibly  helped  you."  Then  Mr.  Yang 
knew  that  his  dream  was  being  fulfilled  ;  and  going  down 
on  his  knees  offered  the  priest  all  the  money  he  had. 
The  priest  took  it,  but  immediately  threw  it  into  the 
river,  at  which  Mr.  Yang,  thinking  how  hardly  he  had 
come  by  this  money,  was  moved  to  express  his  regret. 
"  Aha  ! "  cried  the  priest  at  this ;  "  so  you  are  not 
indifferent,  eh?  You'll  find  your  money  all  safe  on 
the  bank."  There  indeed  Mr.  Yang  found  it,  at  which 
he  was  so  much  astonished  that  he  addressed  the  priest 
as  though  he  had  been  an  angel.  "  I  am  no  angel," 
said  the  priest,  "  but  here  comes  one  ; "  whereupon  Mr. 
Yang  looked  behind  him,  and  the  priest  seized  the  op- 
portunity to  give  him  a  slap  on  the  back,  crying  out  at 
the  same  time,  "  You  worldly-minded  fellow ! "  This 


312  STRANGE    STORIES 

blow  brought  up  the  lump  of  food  that  had  stuck  in  his 
chest,  and  he  felt  better  at  once  ;  but  when  he  looked 
round  the  priest  had  disappeared.2 


2  Mr.  Yang  was  a  man  of  tried  virtue,  and  had  he  been  able  to 
tolerate  oculo  irretorto,  the  loss  of  his  money,  the  priest  would  have 
given  him,  not  merely  a  cure  for  the  bodily  ailment  under  which  he 
was  suffering,  but  a  knowledge  of  those  means  by  which  he  might 
have  obtained  the  salvation  of  his  soul,  and  have  enrolled  himself 
among  the  ranks  of  the  Taoist  Immortals.  "  To  those,  however," 
remarks  the  commentator,  "who  lament  that  Mr.  Yang  was  too 
worldly-minded  to  secure  this  great  prize,  I  reply,  *  Better  one 
more  good  man  on  earth,  than  an  extra  angel  in  heaven.'  " 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  313 


CXLIX. 
THE  ALCHEMIST.1 

AT  Ch'ang-ngan  there  lived  a  scholar  named  Chia 
Tzu-lung,  who  one  day  noticed  a  very  refined-looking 
stranger ;  and,  on  making  inquiries  about  him,  learnt  that 
he  was  a  Mr.  Chen,  who  had  taken  lodgings  hard  by. 
Accordingly,  next  day  Chia  called  and  sent  in  his  card, 
but  did  not  see  Chen,  who  happened  to  be  out  at  the 
time.  The  same  thing  occurred  thrice  ;  and  at  length 
Chia  engaged  some  one  to  watch  and  let  him  know  when 
Mr.  Chen  was  at  home.  However,  even  then  the  latter 
would  not  come  forth  to  receive  his  guest,  and  Chia  had 
to  go  in  and  rout  him  out.  The  two  now  entered  into 
conversation,  and  soon  became  mutually  charmed  with 
each  other;  and  by-and-by  Chia  sent  off  a  servant  to 
bring  wine  from  a  neighbouring  wine-shop.  Mr.  Chen 
proved  himself  a  pleasant  boon  companion,  and  when 
the  wine  was  nearly  finished,  he  went  to  a  box,  and  took 
from  it  some  wine-cups  and  a  large  and  beautiful  jade 


1  Alchemy  was  widely  cultivated  in  China  during  the  Han 
dynasty  by  priests  of  the  Taoist  religion,  but  all  traces  of  it  have 
now  long  since  disappeared. 


314  STRANGE   STORIES 

tankard,  into  the  latter  of  which  he  poured  a  single  cup 
of  wine,  and  lo !  it  was  filled  to  the  brim.  They  then 
proceeded  to  help  themselves  from  the  tankard  ;  but 
however  much  they  took  out,  the  contents  never  seemed 
to  diminish.  Chia  was  astonished  at  this,  and  begged 
Mr.  Chen  to  tell  him  how  it  was  done.  "  Ah,"  replied 
Mr.  Chen,  "  I  tried  to  avoid  making  your  acquaintance 
solely  because  of  your  one  bad  quality — avarice.  The 
art  I  practise  is  a  secret  known  to  the  Immortals  only : 
how  can  I  divulge  it  to  you  ? "  "  You  do  me  wrong," 
rejoined  Chia,  "  in  thus  attributing  avarice  to  me.  The 
avaricious,  indeed,  are  always  poor."  Mr.  Chen  laughed, 
and  they  separated  for  that  day ;  but  from  that  time  they 
were  constantly  together,  and  all  ceremony  was  laid 
aside  between  them.  Whenever  Chia  wanted  money, 
Mr.  Chen  would  bring  out  a  black  stone,  and,  muttering 
a  charm,  would  rub  it  on  a  tile  or  a  brick,  which  was 
forthwith  changed  into  a  lump  of  silver.  This  silver  he 
would  give  to  Chia,  and  it  was  always  just  as  much  as  he 
actually  required,  neither  more  nor  less ;  and  if  ever  the 
latter  asked  for  more,  Mr.  Chen  would  rally  him  on  the 
subject  of  avarice.  Finally,  Chia  determined  to  try  and 
get  possession  of  this  stone;  and  one  day,  when  Mr. 
Chen  was  sleeping  off  the  fumes  of  a  drinking-bout,  he 
tried  to  extract  it  from  his  clothes.  However,  Chen 
detected  him  at  once,  and  declared  that  they  could  be 
friends  no  more,  and  next  day  he  left  the  place  alto- 
gether. About  a  year  afterwards  Chia  was  one  day 
wandering  by  the  river-bank,  when  he  saw  a  handsome- 
looking  stone,  marvellously  like  that  in  the  possession  of 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  315 

Mr.  Chen ;  and  he  picked  it  up  at  once  and  carried  it 
home  with  him.  A  few  days  passed  away,  and  suddenly 
Mr.  Chen  presented  himself  at  Chia's  house,  and  ex- 
plained that  the  stone  in  question  possessed  the  property 
of  changing  anything  into  gold,  and  had  been  bestowed 
upon  him  long  before  by  a  certain  Taoist  priest,  whom 
he  had  followed  as  a  disciple.  "  Alas  ! "  added  he,  "I 
got  tipsy  and  lost  it ;  but  divination  told  me  where  it  was, 
and  if  you  will  now  restore  it  to  me,  I  shall  take  care  to 
repay  your  kindness."  "You  have  divined  rightly,"  replied 
Chia ;  "  the  stone  is  with  me ;  but  recollect,  if  you  please, 
that  the  indigent  Kuan  Chung2  shared  the  wealth  of  his 
friend  Pao  Shu."  At  this  hint  Mr.  Chen  said  he  would 
give  Chia  one  hundred  ounces  of  silver ;  to  which  the 
latter  replied  that  one  hundred  ounces  was  a  fair  offer, 
but  that  he  would  far  sooner  have  Mr.  Chen  teach  him 
the  formula  to  utter  when  rubbing  the  stone  on  anything, 
so  as  just  to  try  the  thing  once  himself.  Mr.  Chen  was 
afraid  to  do  this ;  whereupon  Chia  cried  out,  "  You  are 
an  Immortal  yourself;  you  must  know  well  enough  that 
I  would  never  deceive  a  friend."  So  Mr.  Chen  was 
prevailed  upon  to  teach  him  the  formula,  and  then  Chia 
would  have  tried  the  art  upon  the  immense  stone 
washing-block3  which  was  lying  near  at  hand,  had  not 
Mr.  Chen  seized  his  arm  and  begged  him  not  to  do  any 
thing  so  outrageous.  Chia  then  picked  up  half  a 

2  See  No.  XXII.,  note  I. 

3  These  are  used,  together  with  a  heavy  wooden  b&ton,  by  the 
Chinese  washerman,  the  effect  being  most  disastrous  to  a  European 
wardrobe. 


31 6  STRANGE   STORIES 

brick  and  laid  it  on  the  washing-block,  saying  to  Mr. 
Chen,  "This  little  piece  is  not  too  much,  surely?" 
Accordingly,  Mr.  Chen  relaxed  his  hold  and  let  Chia 
proceed;  which  he  did  by  promptly  ignoring  the  halfl 
brick  and  quickly  rubbing  the  stone  on  the  washing- 
block.  Mr.  Chen  turned  pale  when  he  saw  him  do  this,  i 
and  made  a  dash  forward  to  get  hold  of  the  stone ;  but 
it  was  too  late,  the  washing-block  was  already  a  solid 
mass  of  silver,  and  Chia  quietly  handed  him  back  the  stone. 
"  Alas !  alas ! "  cried  Mr.  Chen,  in  despair,  "  what  is  to 
be  done  now?  For  having  thus  irregularly  conferred 
wealth  upon  a  mortal,4  Heaven  will  surely  punish  me. 
Oh,  if  you  would  save  me,  give  away  one  hundred 
coffins5  and  one  hundred  suits  of  wadded  clothes." 
"  My  friend,"  replied  Chia,  "my  object  in  getting  money 
was  not  to  hoard  it  up  like  a  miser."  Mr.  Chen  was 
delighted  at  this ;  and  during  the  next  three  years  Chia 
engaged  in  trade,  taking  care  to  be  all  the  time  fulfilling 
his  promise  to  Mr.  Chen.  At  the  expiration  of  that 
time  Mr.  Chen  himself  reappeared,  and,  grasping  Chia's 
hand,  said  to  him,  "  Trustworthy  and  noble  friend,  when 
we  last  parted  the  Spirit  of  Happiness  impeached  me 
before  God,6  and  my  name  was  erased  from  the  list  of 

4  For  thus  interfering  with  the  appointments  of  Destiny. 

5  To  provide  coffins  for  poor  people  has  ever  been  regarded  as  an 
act  of  transcendent  merit.     The  tornado  at  Canton,  in  April,  1878, 
in  which   several  thousand  lives  were  lost,  afforded  an  admirable 
opportunity  for  the  exercise  of  this  form  of  charity — an  opportunity 
which  was  very  largely  availed  of  by  the  benevolent. 

6  For  usurping  its  prerogative  by  allowing  Chia  to  obtain  un- 
authorized wealth. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  317 

angels.  But  now  that  you  have  carried  out  my  request, 
that  sentence  has  accordingly  been  rescinded.  Go  on  as 
you  have  begun,  without  ceasing."  Chia  asked  Mr. 
Chen  what  office  he  filled  in  heaven ;  to  which  the 
latter  replied  that  he  was  only  a  fox,  who,  by  a  sinless 
life,  had  finally  attained  to  that  clear  perception  of  the 
Truth  which  leads  to  immortality.  Wine  was  then 
brought,  and  the  two  friends  enjoyed  themselves  to- 
gether as  of  old ;  and  even  when  Chia  had  passed  the 
age  of  ninety  years,  that  fox  still  used  to  visit  him  from 
time  to  time. 


318  STRANGE   STORIES 


CL. 


RAISING  THE  DEAD. 

MR.  T'ANG  P'ING,  who  took  the  highest  degree  in  the 
year  1661,  was  suffering  from  a  protracted  illness,  when 
suddenly  he  felt,  as  it  were,  a  warm  glow  rising  from  his 
extremities  upwards.  By  the  time  it  had  reached  his 
knees,  his  feet  were  perfectly  numb  and  without  sen- 
sation ;  and  before  long  his  knees  and  the  lower  part  of 
his  body  were  similarly  affected.  Gradually  this  glow 
worked  its  way  up  until  it  attacked  the  heart,1  and 
then  some  painful  moments  ensued.  Every  single  inci- 
dent of  Mr.  T'ang's  life  from  his  boyhood  upwards,  no 
matter  how  trivial,  seemed  to  surge  through  his  mind, 
borne  along  on  the  tide  of  his  heart's  blood.  At  the 
revival  of  any  virtuous  act  of  his,  he  experienced  a 
delicious  feeling  of  peace  and  calm;  but  when  any 
wicked  deed  passed  before  his  mind,  a  painful  disturb- 
ance took  place  within  him,  like  oil  boiling  and  fretting 
in  a  cauldron.  He  was  quite  unable  to  describe  the 
pangs  he  suffered ;  however,  he  mentioned  that  he  could 
recollect  having  stolen,  when  only  seven  or  eight  years 

1  See  No.  XIV.,  note  5. 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  319 

old,  some  young  birds  from  their  nest,  and  having  killed 
them ;  and  for  this  alone,  he  said,  boiling  blood  rushed 
through  his  heart  during  the  space  of  an  ordinary  meal- 
time. Then  when  all  the  acts  of  his  life  had  passed  one 
after  another  in  panorama  before  him,  the  warm  glow 
proceeded  up  his  throat,  and,  entering  the  brain,  issued 
out  at  the  top  of  his  head  like  smoke  from  a  chimney. 
By-and-by  Mr.  T'ang's  soul  escaped  from  his  body  by 
the  same  aperture,  and  wandered  far  away,  forgetting  all 
about  the  tenement  it  had  left  behind.  Just  at  that 
moment  a  huge  giant  came  along,  and,  seizing  the  soul, 
thrust  it  into  his  sleeve,  where  it  remained  cramped  and 
confined,  huddled  up  with  a  crowd  of  others,  until 
existence  was  almost  unbearable.  Suddenly  Mr.  T'ang 
reflected  that  Buddha  alone  could  save  him  from  this 
horrible  state,  and  forthwith  he  began  to  call  upon  his 
holy  name.2  At  the  third  or  fourth  invocation  he  fell 
out  of  the  giant's  sleeve,  whereupon  the  latter  picked 
him  up  and  put  him  back ;  but  this  happened  several 
times,  and  at  length  the  giant,  wearied  of  picking  him 
up,  let  him  lie  where  he  was.  The  soul  lay  there  for 
some  time,  not  knowing  in  which  direction  to  proceed  ; 
however,  it  soon  recollected  that  the  land  of  Buddha 
was  in  the  west,  and  westwards  accordingly  it  began  to 
shape  its  course.  In  a  little  while  the  soul  came  upon  a 
Buddhist  priest  sitting  by  the  roadside,  and,  hastening 
forwards,  respectfully  inquired  of  him  which  was  the 
right  way.  "  The  record  of  life  and  death  for  scholars," 

2  See  No.  LIV.,  note  2. 


320 


STRANGE   STORIES 


replied  the  priest,  "  is  in  the  hands  of  Wen-ch'ang3  and 
Confucius ;  any  application  must  receive  the  consent  of 
both."     The  priest  then  directed  Mr.  T'ang  on  his  way, 
and   the   latter  journeyed    along    until    he    reached   a 
Confucian  temple,  in  which  the  Sage  was  sitting  with 
his  face  to  the  south.4     On  hearing  his  business,  Con- 
fucius referred  him  on  to  Wen-ch'ang ;  and,  proceeding 
onwards  in  the  direction  indicated,  Mr.  T'ang  by-and-by 
arrived  at  what  seemed  to  be   the   palace   of  a  king, 
within  which  sat  Wen-ch'ang,  precisely  as  we  depict  him  i 
on  earth.     "  You  are  an  upright  man,"  replied  the  God,  i 
in   reply  to   Mr.    T'ang's   prayer,    "and    are    certainly; 
entitled   to   a  longer   span  of  life;    but    by  this    time 
your  mortal  body  has  become  decomposed,  and  unless  I 
you  can  secure  the  assistance  of  P'u-sa,5  I  can  give  you  | 
no  aid."     So  Mr.  T'ang  set  off  once  more,  and  hurried 
along  until  he  came  to  a  magnificent  shrine  standing  in  a 
thick  grove  of  tall  bamboos ;  and,  entering  in,  he  stood  i 
in  the  presence  of  the  God,  on  whose  head  was  the| 
ushnisha?  whose  golden  face  was  round   like  the  fullj 
moon,  and   at  whose   side  was   a  green  willow-branch 
bending  gracefully  over  the  lip  of  a  vase.     Humbly  Mr. 
T'ang  prostrated  himself  on  the  ground,  and  repeated ! 
what  Wen-ch'ang  had  said  to  him ;  but  P'u-sa  seemed  to 
think  it  would  be  impossible  to  grant  his  request,  until ! 

3 'The  God  of  Literature. 
4  See  No.  LXXVIL,  note  i. 
6  See  No.  XXVI.,  note  5. 

6  A  fleshy  protuberance  on  the  head,  which  is  the  distinguishing  i 
mark  of  a  Buddha. 


FROM    A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  321 

one  of  the  Lohans7  who  stood  by  cried  out,  "O  God, 
Thou  canst  perform  this  miracle :  take  earth  and  make 
his  flesh;  take  a  sprig  of  willow  and  make  his  bones." 
Thereupon  P'u-sa  broke  off  a  piece  from  the  willow- 
branch  in  the  vase  beside  him ;  and,  pouring  a  little  of 
the  water  upon  the  ground,  he  made  clay,  and,  casting 
the  whole  over  Mr.  T'ang's  soul,  bade  an  attendant  lead 
the  body  back  to  the  place  where  his  coffin  was.  At  that 
instant  Mr.  T'ang's  family  heard  a  groan  proceeding  from 
within  his  coffin,  and,  on  rushing  to  it  and  helping  out 
the  lately-deceased  man,  they  found  he  had  quite  re- 
covered. He  had  then  been  dead  seven  days. 


7  The  eighteen  personal  disciples  of  Shakyamuni  Buddha.  Six- 
teen of  these  are  Hindoos,  which  number  was  subsequently  increased 
by  the  addition  of  two  Chinese  Buddhists, 

VOL.    II.  Y 


322  STRANGE   STORIES 


CLI. 
FENG-SHUL1 

AT  I-chow  there  lived  a  high  official  named  Sung, 
whose  family  were  all  ardent  supporters  of  Feng-Shui ; 
so  much  so,  that  even  the  women-folk  read  books2  on  the 
subject,  and  understood  the  principles  of  the  science. 
When  Mr.  Sung  died,  his  two  sons  set  up  separate 
establishments,3  and  each  invited  to  his  own  house 
geomancers  from  far  and  near,  who  had  any  reputation 


1  Literally,  "wind  and  water,"  or  that  which  cannot  be  seen 
and  that  which  cannot  be  grasped.  I  have  explained  the  term  in 
my  Chinese  Sketches,  p.  143,  as  "a  system  of  geomancy,  by 
the  science  of  which  it  is  possible  to  determine  the  desirability  of 
sites, — whether  of  tombs,  houses,  or  cities,  from  the  configuration 
of  such  natural  objects  as  rivers,  trees,  and  hills,  and  to  foretell 
with  certainty  the  fortunes  of  any  family,  community,  or  indi- 
vidual, according  to  the  spot  selected ;  by  the  art  of  which  it  is  in 
the  power  of  the  geomancer  to  counteract  evil  influences  by  good 
ones,  to  transform  straight  and  noxious  outlines  into  undulating 
and  propitious  curves,  and  rescue  whole  districts  from  the  devas- 
tations of  flood  or  pestilence." 

i       2  As  a  rule,  only  the  daughters  of  wealthy  families  receive  any 

(  education  to  speak  of. 

3  A  reprehensible  proceeding  in  the  eyes  of  all  respectable 
Chinese,  both  from  a  moral  and  a  practical  point  of  view;  "for 
when  brothers  fall  out,"  says  the  proverb,  "strangers  get  an  ad- 
vantage over  them." 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  323 

in  their  art,  to  select  a  spot  for  the  dead  man's  grave. 
By  degrees,  they  had  collected  together  as  many  as  a 
hundred  a-piece,  and  every  day  they  would  scour  the 
country  round,  each  at  the  head  of  his  own  particular 
regiment.  After  about  a  month  of  this  work,  both  sides 
had  fixed  upon  a  suitable  position  for  the  grave;  and 
the  geomancers  engaged  by  one  brother,  declared  that 
if  their  spot  was  selected  he  would  certainly  some  day 
be  made  a  marquis,  while  the  other  brother  was  similarly 
informed,  by  his  geomancers,  that  by  adopting  their 
choice  he  would  infallibly  rise  to  the  rank  of  Secretary 
of  State.  Thus,  neither  brother  would  give  way  to  the 
other,  but  each  set  about  making  the  grave  in  his  own 
particular  place, — pitching  marquees,  and  arranging 
banners,  and  making  all  necessary  preparations  for  the 
funeral.  Then  when  the  coffin  arrived  at  the  point  where 
roads  branched  off  to  the  two  graves,  the  two  brothers, 
each  leading  on  his  own  little  army  of  geomancers,  bore 
down  upon  it  with  a  view  to  gaining  possession  of  the 
corpse.  From  morn  till  dewy  eve  the  battle  raged  ;  and 
as  neither  gained  any  advantage  over  the  other,  the 
mourners  and  friends,  who  had  come  to  witness  the 
ceremony  of  burial,  stole  away  one  by  one;  and  the 
coolies,  who  were  carrying  the  coffin,  after  changing  the 
poles  from  one  shoulder  to  another  until  they  were 
quite  worn  out,  put  the  body  down  by  the  roadside,  and 
went  off  home.  It  then  became  necessary  to  make 
some  protection  for  the  coffin  against  the  wind  and  rain  ; 
whereupon  the  elder  brother  immediately  set  about 
building  a  hut  close  by,  in  which  he  purposed  leaving 
Y  2 


324  STRANGE   STORIES 

some  of  his  attendants  to  keep  guard  ;  but  he  had  no 
sooner  begun  than  the  younger  brother  followed  his 
example ;  and  when  the  elder  built  a  second  and  third, 
the  younger  also  built  a  second  and  third ;  and  as  this 
went  on  for  the  space  of  three  whole  years,  by  the  end  of 
that  time  the  place  had  become  quite  a  little  village. 
By-and-by,  both  brothers  died,  one  directly  after  the 
other;  and  then  their  two  wives  determined  to  cast 
to  the  winds  the  decision  of  each  party  of  geomancers. 
Accordingly,  they  went  together  to  the  two  spots  in 
question ;  and  after  inspecting  them  carefully,  declared 
that  neither  was  suitable.  The  next  step  was  to  jointly 
engage  another  set  of  geomancers,  who  submitted  for 
their  approval  several  different  spots,  and  ten  days  had 
hardly  passed  away  before  the  two  women  had  agreed 
upon  the  position  for  their  father-in-law's  grave,  which, 
as  the  wife  of  the  younger  brother  prophesied,  would 
surely  give  to  the  family  a  high  military  degree.  So  the 
body  was  buried,  and  within  three  years  Mr.  Sung's 
eldest  grandson,  who  had  entered  as  a  military  cadet, 
actually  took  the  corresponding  degree  to  a  literary 
master  of  arts. 


[" Feng- Shui,"  adds  the  great  commentator  I  Shih-shih,  "may 
or  may  not  be  based  upon  sound  principles ;  at  any  rate,  to  indulge 
a  morbid  belief  in  it  is  utter  folly;  and  thus  to  join  issue  and  fight 
while  a  coffin  is  relegated  to  the  roadside,  is  hardly  in  accordance 
with  the  doctrines  of  filial  piety  or  fraternal  love.  Can  people 
believe  that  mere  position  will  improve  the  fortunes  of  their  family  ? 
At  any  rate,  that  two  women  should  have  thus  quietly  settled  the 
matter  is  certainly  worthy  of  record."] 


FROM    PL   CHINESE   STUDIO.  325 


CLII. 
THE   LINGERING   DEATH. 

THERE  was  a  man  in  our  village  who  led  an  exceed- 
ingly disreputable  life.  One  morning  when  he  got  up 
rather  early,  two  men  appeared,  and  led  him  away  to 
the  market-place,  where  he  saw  a  butcher  hanging  up 
half  a  pig.  As  they  approached,  the  two  men  shoved 
him  with  all  their  might  against  the  dead  animal,  and 
lo !  his  own  flesh  began  to  blend  with  the  pork  before 
him,  while  his  conductors  hurried  off  in  an  opposite 
direction.  By-and-by  the  butcher  wanted  to  sell  a  piece 
of  his  meat ;  and  seizing  a  knife,  began  to  cut  off  the 
quantity  required.  At  every  touch  of  the  blade  our 
disreputable  friend  experienced  a  severe  pang,  which 
penetrated  into  his  very  marrow;  and  when,  at  length, 
an  old  man  came  and  haggled  over  the  weight  given 
him,  crying  out  for  a  little  bit  more  fat,  or  an  extra 
portion  of  lean,1  then,  as  the  butcher  sliced  away  the 

1  Chinese  tradesmen  invariably  begin  by  giving  short  weight  in 
such  transactions  as  these,  partly  in  order  to  be  in  a  position  to 
gratify  the  customer  by  throwing  in  a  trifle  more  and  thus  acquire 
a  reputation  for  fair  dealing. 


326  STRANGE   STORIES 

pork  ounce  by  ounce,  the  pain  was  unendurable  in  the 
extreme.  By  about  nine  o'clock  the  pork  was  all  sold, 
and  our  hero  went  home,  whereupon  his  family  asked 
him  what  he  meant  by  staying  in  bed  so  late.2  He  then 
narrated  all  that  had  taken  place,  and  on  making  in- 
quiries, they  found  that  the  pork-butcher  had  only  just 
come  home ;  besides  which  our  friend  was  able  to  tell 
him  every  pound  of  meat  he  had  sold,  and  every  slice 
he  had  cut  off.  Fancy  a  man  being  put  to  the  lingering 
death 3  like  this  before  breakfast ! 


2  It  was  only  his  soul  that  had  left  the  house. 

3  See  No.  LVL,  note  12. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  327 


CLIII. 
DREAMING   HONOURS. 

WANG  TZU-NGAN  was  a  Tung-ch'ang  man,  and  a 
scholar  of  some  repute,  but  unfortunate  at  the  public 
examinations.  On  one  occasion,  after  having  been  up 
for  his  master's  degree,  his  anxiety  was  very  great ;  and 
when  the  time  for  the  publication  of  the  list  drew  near, 
he  drank  himself  gloriously  tipsy,  and  went  and  lay 
down  on  the  bed.  In  a  few  moments  a  man  rushed  in, 
and  cried  out,  "Sir!  you  have  passed!"  whereupon 
Wang  jumped  up,  and  said,  "  Give  him  ten  strings  of 
cash."  l  Wang's  wife,  seeing  he  was  drunk,  and  wishing 
to  keep  him  quiet,  replied,  "  You  go  on  sleeping :  I've 
given  him  the  money."  So  Wang  lay  down  again,  but 
before  long  in  came  another  man  who  informed  Wang 
that  his  name  was  among  the  successful  candidates  for 
the  highest  degree.  "Why,  I  haven't  been  up  for  it 
yet ; "  said  Wang,  "  how  can  I  have  passed  ?"  "  What ! 
you  don't  mean  to  say  you  have  forgotten  the  exami- 
nation ?  "  answered  the  man  ;  and  then  Wang  got  up  once 
more,  and  gave  orders  to  present  the  informant  with  ten 

1  See  No.  CXXIII.  note  2 


328  STRANGE   STORIES 


strings  of  cash.  "  All  right,"  replied  his  wife  ;  "  you  go 
on  sleeping  :  I've  given  him  the  money."  Another  short 
interval,  and  in  burst  a  third  messenger  to  say  that  Wang 
had  been  elected  a  member  of  the  National  Academy, 
and  that  two  official  servants  had  come  to  escort  him 
thither.  Sure  enough  there  were  the  two  servants  bow- 
ing at  the  bedside,  and  accordingly  Wang  directed  that 
they  should  be  served  with  wine  and  meat,  which  his 
wife,  smiling  at  his  drunken  nonsense,  declared  had  been 
already  done.  Wang  now  bethought  him  that  he  should 
go  out  and  receive  the  congratulations  of  the  neighbours, 
and  roared  out  several  times  to  his  official  servants  ;  but 
without  receiving  any  answer.  "  Go  to  sleep,"  said  his 
wife,  "  and  wait  till  I  have  fetched  them ; "  and  after 
awhile  the  servants  actually  came  in ;  whereupon  Wang 
stamped  and  swore  at  them  for  being  such  idiots  as  to 
go  away.  "  What !  you  wretched  scoundrel,"  cried  the 
servants,  '•  are  you  cursing  us  in  earnest,  when  we  are 
only  joking  with  you  !  "  At  this  Wang's  rage  knew  no 
bounds,  and  he  set  upon  the  men,  and  gave  them  a 
sound  beating,  knocking  the  hat  of  one  off  on  to  the 
ground.  In  the  melee,  he  himself  tumbled  over,  and  his 
wife  ran  in  to  pick  him  up,  saying,  "Shame  upon  you, 
for  getting  so  drunk  as  this  ! "  "I  was  only  punishing 
the  servants  as  they  deserved,"  replied  Wang ;  "  why 
do  you  call  me  drunk?"  "Do  you  mean  the  old 
woman  who  cooks  our  rice  and  boils  the  water  for 
your  foot-bath,"  asked  his  wife,  smiling,  "that  you  talk 
of  servants  to  wait  upon  your  poverty-stricken  carcase  ?  " 
At  this  sally  all  the  women  burst  out  in  a  roar  of 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  329 

laughter;  and  Wang,  who  was  just  beginning  to  get 
sober,  waked  up  as  if  from  a  dream,  and  knew  that 
there  was  no  reality  in  all  that  had  taken  place.  How- 
ever, he  recollected  the  spot  where  the  servant's  hat  had 
fallen  off,  and  on  going  thither  to  look  for  it,  lo  !  he 
beheld  a  tiny  official  hat,  no  larger  than  a  wine-cup, 
lying  there  behind  the  door.  They  were  all  much 
astonished  at  this,  and  Wang  himself  cried  out,  "  For- 
merly people  were  thus  tricked  by  devils ;  and  now 
foxes  are  playing  the  fool  with  me ! " 2 


"  A  common  saying  is  "Foxes  in  the  north;  devils  in  the  south," 
as  illustrative  of  the  folk-lore  of  these  two  great  divisions  of  China. 


33° 


STRANGE   STORIES 


CLIV. 
THE  SHE-WOLF  AND  THE  HERD-BOYS. 

Two  herd-boys  went  up  among  the  hills  and  found  a 
wolfs  lair  with  two  little  wolves  in  it.  Seizing  each  of 
them  one,  they  forthwith  climbed  two  trees  which  stood 
there,  at  a  distance  of  forty  or  fifty  paces  apart.  Before 
long  the  old  wolf  came  back,  and,  finding  her  cubs  gone, 
was  in  a  great  state  of  distress.  Just  then,  one  of  the  | 
herd-boys  pinched  his  cub  and  made  it  squeak  ;  where- 
upon the  mother  ran  angrily  towards  the  tree  whence  the 
sound  proceeded,  and  tried  to  climb  up  it.  At  this 
juncture,  the  boy  in  the  other  tree  pinched  the  other 
cub,  and  thereby  diverted  the  wolfs  attention  in  that 
direction.  But  no  sooner  had  she  reached  the  foot  of 
the  second  tree,  than  the  boy  who  had  first  pinched 
his  cub  did  so  again,  and  away  ran  the  old  wolf  back 
to  the  tree  in  which  her  other  young  one  was.  Thus 
they  went  on  time  after  time,  until  the  mother  was  dead 
tired,  and  lay  down  exhausted  on  the  ground.  Then, 
when  after  some  time  she  shewed  no  signs  of  moving, 
the  herd-boys  crept  stealthily  down,  and  found  that  the 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  331 

wolf  was  already  stiff  and  cold.  And  truly,  it  is  better 
to  meet  a  blustering  foe  with  his  hand  upon  his  sword- 
hilt,  by  retiring  within  doors,  and  leaving  him  to 
fret  his  violence  away  unopposed ;  for  such  is  but  the 
'behaviour  of  brute  beasts,  of  which  men  thus  take 
advantage. 


332  STRANGE   STORIES 


CLV. 

ADULTERATION1  PUNISHED. 

AT  Chin-ling  there  lived  a  seller  of  spirits,  who  was 
in  the  habit  of  adulterating  his  liquor  with  water  and 
a  certain  drug,  the  effect  of  which  was  that  even  a  few 
cups  would  make  the  strongest-headed  man  as  drunk 
as  a  jelly-fish.2  Thus  his  shop  acquired  a  reputation  for 
having  a  good  article  on  sale,  and  by  degrees  he  became 
a  rich  man.  One  morning,  on  getting  up,  he  found  a 
fox  lying  drunk  alongside  of  the  spirit  vat ;  and  tying 
its  legs  together,  he  was  about  to  fetch  a  knife,  when 
suddenly  the  fox  waked  up,  and  began  pleading  for 
its  life,  promising  in  return  to  do  anything  the  spirit- 
merchant  might  require.  The  latter  then  released  the 
animal,  which  instantly  changed  into  the  form  of  a 
human  being.  Now,  at  that  very  time,  the  wife  of  a 


1  In  no  country  in  the  world   is   adulteration  more  extensively 
practised  than  in  China,  the  only  formal   check   upon  it  being  a 
religious  one — the  dread  of  punishment  in  the  world  below. 

2  The  text  has  here  a  word  (literally,  "mud")  explained  to  be 
the  name  of  a  boneless  aquatic  creature,  which  on  being  removed 
from  the  water  lies  motionless  like  a  lump  of  mud.     The  common 
term  for  a  jelly-fish  is  shui-mu,  "water-mother." 


FROM   A    CHINESE    STUDIO.  333 

-neighbour  was  suffering  under  fox  influence,  and  this 
recently-transformed  animal  confessed  to  the  spirit- 
merchant  that  it  was  he  who  had  been  troubling  her. 
Thereupon  the  spirit-merchant,  who  knew  the  lady 
in  question  to  be  a  celebrated  beauty,  begged  his  fox 
friend  to  secretly  introduce  him  to  her.  After  raising 
some  objections,  the  fox  at  length  consented,  and  con- 
ducted the  spirit-merchant  to  a  cave,  where  he  gave  him 
a  suit  of  serge  clothes,  which  he  said  had  belonged  to 
his  late  brother,  and  in  which  he  told  him  he  could 
easily  go.  The  merchant  put  them  on,  and  returned 
home,  when  to  his  great  delight  he  observed  that  no 
one  could  see  him,  but  that  if  he  changed  into  his 
ordinary  clothes  everybody  could  see  him  as  before. 
Accordingly  he  set  off  with  the  fox  for  his  neighbour's 
house ;  and,  when  they  arrived,  the  first  thing  they  beheld 
was  a  charm  on  the  wall,  like  a  great  wriggling  dragon. 
At  this  the  fox  was  greatly  alarmed,  and  said,  "That 
scoundrel  of  a  priest !  I  can't  go  any  farther."  He  then 
ran  off  home,  leaving  the  spirit-merchant  to  proceed  by 
himself.  The  latter  walked  quietly  in  to  find  that  the 
dragon  on  the  wall  was  a  real  one,  and  preparing  to  fly 
at  him,  so  he  too  turned,  and  ran  away  as  fast  as  his 
legs  could  carry  him.  The  fact  was  that  the  family  had 
engaged  a  priest  to  drive  away  the  fox  influence;  and 
he,  not  being  able  to  go  at  the  moment  himself,  gave 
them  this  charm  to  stick  up  on  the  wall.  The  following 
day  the  priest  himself  came,  and,  arranging  an  altar, 
proceeded  to  exorcise  the  fox.  All  the  villagers  crowded 
round  to  see,  and  among  others  was  the  spirit-merchant, 


334  STRANGE   STORIES 

who,  in  the  middle  of  the  ceremony,  suddenly  changed 
colour,  and  hurried  out  of  the  front  door,  where  he  fell 
on  the  ground  in  the  shape  of  a  fox,  having  his  clothes 
still  hanging  about  his  arms  and  legs.  The  bystanders 
would  have  killed  him  on  the  spot,  but  his  wife  begged 
them  to  spare  him ;  and  the  priest  let  her  take  the  fox 
home,  where  in  a  few  days  it  died. 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  335 


CLVI. 
A  CHINESE   SOLOMON. 

IN  our  district  there  lived  two  men,  named  Hu 
Ch'eng  and  Feng  Ngan,  between  whom  there  existed  an 
old  feud.  The  former,  however,  was  the  stronger  of  the 
two ;  and  accordingly  Feng  disguised  his  feelings  under 
a  specious  appearance  of  friendship,  though  Hu  never 
placed  much  faith  in  his  professions.  One  day  they 
were  drinking  together,  and  being  both  of  them  rather 
the  worse  for  liquor,  they  began  to  brag  of  the  various 
exploits  they  had  achieved.  "  What  care  I  for  poverty," 
cried  Hu,  "  when  I  can  lay  a  hundred  ounces  of  silver 
on  the  table  at  a  moment's  notice  ?  "  Now  Feng  was 
well  aware  of  the  state  of  Hu's  affairs,  and  did  not 
hesitate  to  scout  such  pretensions,  until  Hu  further  in- 
formed him  in  perfect  seriousness  that  the  day  before  he 
had  met  a  merchant  travelling  with  a  large  sum  of 
money  and  had  tumbled  him  down  a  dry  well  by  the 
wayside ;  in  confirmation  of  which  he  produced  several 
hundred  ounces  of  silver,  which  really  belonged  to  a 
brother-in-law  on  whose  behalf  he  was  managing  some 
negotiation  for  the  purchase  of  land.  When  they 
separated,  Feng  went  off  and  gave  information  to  the 


336  STRANGE   STORIES 

magistrate  of  the  place,  who  summoned  Hu  to  answer  to 
the  charge.  Hu  then  told  the  actual  facts  of  the  case, 
and  his  brother-in-law  and  the  owner  of  the  land  in 
question  corroborated  his  statement.  However,  on 
examining  the  dry  well  by  letting  a  man  down  with  a 
rope  round  him,  lo  !  there  was  a  headless  corpse  lying  at 
the  bottom.  Hu  was  horrified  at  this,  and  called 
Heaven  to  witness  that  he  was  innocent ;  whereupon 
the  magistrate  ordered  him  twenty  or  thirty  blows  on  the 
mouth  for  lying  in  the  presence  of  such  irrefragable 
proof,  and  cast  him  into  the  condemned  cell,  where  he 
lay  loaded  with  chains.  Orders  were  issued  that  the 
corpse  was  not  to  be  removed,  and  a  notification  was 
made  to  the  people,  calling  upon  the  relatives  of  the 
deceased  to  come  forward  and  claim  the  body.  Next  day 
a  woman  appeared,  and  said  deceased  was  her  husband ; 
that  his  name  was  Ho,  and  that  he  was  proceeding  on 
business  with  a  large  sum  of  money  about  him  when  he 
was  killed  by  Hu.  The  magistrate  observed  that  pos- 
sibly the  body  in  the  well  might  not  be  that  of  her 
husband,  to  which  the  woman  replied  that  she  felt  sure 
it  was ;  and  accordingly  the  corpse  was  brought  up  and 
examined,  when  the  woman's  story  was  found  to  be 
correct.  She  herself  did  not  go  near  the  body,  but 
stood  at  a  little  distance  making  the  most  doleful 
lamentations ;  until  at  length  the  magistrate  said,  "  We 
have  got  the  murderer,  but  the  body  is  not  complete ; 
you  go  home  and  wait  until  the  head  has  been  dis- 
covered, when  life  shall  be  given  for  life.  He  then  sum- 
moned Hu  before  him,  and  told  him  to  produce  the  head 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  337 

by   the  next  day  under  penalty  of  severe  torture ;  but 
Hu  only  wandered  about  with  the  guard  sent  in  charge 
of   him,    crying  and   lamenting  his    fate,  but    finding 
nothing.      The  instruments  of  torture   were   then  pro- 
duced, and  preparations  were  made  as  if  for  torturing 
Hu;    however,  they  were  not  applied,1  and  finally  the 
magistrate  sent  him  back  to  prison,  saying,  "  I  suppose 
that  in  your  hurry  you  didn't  notice  where  you  dropped 
the  head."     The  woman  was  then  brought  before  him 
again ;  and  on  learning  that  her  relatives  consisted  only 
of  one    uncle,    the    magistrate   remarked,    "A    young 
woman  like  you,  left  alone  in  the  world,  will  hardly  be 
able  to  earn  a  livelihood.     [Here  she  burst  into  tears 
and  implored  the  magistrate's  pity.]     The  punishment  of 
the  guilty  man  has  been  already  decided  upon,  but  until 
we  get  the  head,  the  case  cannot  be  closed.     As  soon  as 
it  is  closed,  the  best  thing  you  can  do  is  to  marry  again. 
A  young  woman  like  yourself  should  not  be  in  and  out 
of  a  police-court."     The  woman  thanked  the  magistrate 
and  retired ;  and  the  latter  issued  a  notice  to  the  people, 
calling  upon  them  to  make  a  search  for  the  head.     On 
the  following  day,  a  man  named  Wang,  a  fellow  villager 
of  the  deceased,  reported  that  he  had  found  the  missing 
head;  and  his  report  proving  to  be  true,  he  was  re- 
warded with    1,000   cash.      The   magistrate    now  sum- 
moned the  woman's  uncle  above-mentioned,  and  told 
him  that  the  case  was  complete,  but  that  as  it  involved 
such  an  important  matter  as  the  life  of  a  human  being, 

1  See  No.  LXXIII.,  note  2. 
VOL.    II.  Z 


338  STRANGE   STORIES 

there  would  necessarily  be  some  delay  in  closing  it  for 
good  and  all.2  "Meanwhile,"  added  the  magistrate, 
"your  niece  is  a  young  woman  and  has  no  children ; 
persuade  her  to  marry  again  and  so  keep  herself  out  of 
these  troubles,  and  never  mind  what -people  may  say."3 
The  uncle  at  first  refused  to  do  this ;  upon  which  the 
magistrate  was  obliged  to  threaten  him  until  he  was 
ultimately  forced  to  consent.  At  this,  the  woman  ap- 
peared before  the  magistrate  to  thank  him  for  what  he 
had  done ;  whereupon  the  latter  gave  out  that  any 
person  who  was  willing  to  take  the  woman  to  wife  was  to 
present  himself  at  his  yamen.  Immediately  afterwards 

an  application  was  made by  the  very  man  who  had 

found  the  head.      The   magistrate    then    sent   for  the 
woman  and  asked  her  if  she  could  say  who  was  the  real 
murderer;   to  which  she  replied  that   Hu   Cheng  had 
done  the  deed.     "  No  ! "  cried  the  magistrate  ;  "  it  was  j 
not  he.     It  was  you  and  this  man  here.     [Here  both  | 
began  loudly  to  protest  their  innocence.]     I  have  long 
known  this ;  but,  fearing  to  leave  the  smallest  loophole  ; 


2  There  is  a  widespread  belief  that  human  life  in  China  is  held 
at  a  cheap  rate.      This   may  be   accounted   for   by  the  fact  that 
death  is  the  legal  punishment    for   many    crimes   not   considered! 
capital  in  the  West ;  and  by  the  severe  measures  that  are  always ! 
taken  in  cases  of  rebellion,  when  the  innocent  and  guilty  are  often ; 
indiscriminately  massacred.     In  times  of  tranquillity,  however,  this 
is  not  the  case;  and  the  execution  of  a  criminal  is  surrounded  by  a 
number  of  formalities  which  go  far  to  prevent  the  shedding  of  in- 
nocent blood.     The  Hsi-yiian-lu  (see  No.  XIV.,  note  8)  opens  with 
the  words,  "  There  is  nothing  more  important  than  human  life." 

3  See  No.  LXVIL,  note  I. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  339 

for  escape,  I  have  tarried  thus  long  in  elucidating  the 
circumstances.  How  [to  the  woman],  before  the  corpse 
was  removed  from  the  well,  were  you  so  certain  that  it 
was  your  husband's  body  ?  Because  you  already  knew  he 
was  dead.  And  does  a  trader  who  has  several  hundred 
ounces  of  silver  about  him  dress  as  shabbily  as  your 
husband  was  dressed  ?  And  you,  [to  the  man],  how  did 
you  manage  to  find  the  head  so  readily  ?  Because  you 
were  in  a  hurry  to  marry  the  woman"  The  two  culprits 
stood  there  as  pale  as  death,  unable  to  utter  a  word  in 
their  defence ;  and  on  the  application  of  torture  both 
confessed  the  crime.  For  this  man,  the  woman's 
paramour,  had  killed  her  husband,  curiously  enough, 
about  the  time  of  Hu  Cheng's  braggart  joke.  Hu  was 
accordingly  released,  but  Feng  suffered  the  penalty  of  a 
false  accuser ;  he  was  severely  bambooed,  and  banished 
for  three  years.  The  case  was  thus  brought  to  a  close 
without  the  wrongful  punishment  of  a  single  person. 


Z    2 


340  STRANGE   STORIES 


CLVII. 

THE   ROC. 

Two  herons  built  their  nests  under  one  of  the  orna- 
ments on  the  roof  of  a  temple  at  Tientsin.  The 
accumulated  dust  of  years  in  the  shrine  below  concealed 
a  huge  serpent,  having  the  diameter  of  a  washing-basin ; 
and  whenever  the  heron's  young  were  ready  to  fly,  the 
reptile  proceeded  to  the  nest  and  swallowed  every  one  of 
them,  to  the  great  distress  of  the  bereaved  parents.  This 
took  place  three  years  consecutively,  and  people  thought 
the  birds  would  build  there  no  more.  However,  the 
following  year  they  came  again  ;  and  when  the  time  was 
drawing  nigh  for  their  young  ones  to  take  wing,  away 
they  flew,  and  remained  absent  for  nearly  three  days. 
On  their  return,  they  went  straight  to  the  nest,  and  began 
amidst  much  noisy  chattering  to  feed  their  young  ones 
as  usual.  Just  then  the  serpent  crawled  up  to  reach  his 
prey ;  and  as  he  was  nearing  the  nest  the  parent-birds 
flew  out  and  screamed  loudly  in  mid-air.  Immediately, 
there  was  heard  a  mighty  flapping  of  wings,  and  darkness 
came  over  the  face  of  the  earth,  which  the  astonished 
spectators  now  perceived  to  be  caused  by  a  huge  bird 
obscuring  the  light  of  the  sun.  Down  it  swooped  with 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  341 

the  speed  of  wind  or  falling  rain,  and,  striking  the 
serpent  with  its  talons,  tore  its  head  off  at  a  blow, 
bringing  down  at  the  same  time  several  feet  of  the 
masonry  of  the  temple.  Then  it  flew  away,  the  herons 
accompanying  it  as  though  escorting  a  guest.  The  nest 
too  had  come  down,  and  of  the  two  young  birds  one 
was  killed  by  the  fall ;  the  other  was  taken  by  the  priests 
and  put  in  the  bell  tower,  whither  the  old  birds  returned 
to  feed  it  until  thoroughly  fledged,  when  it  spread  its 
wings  and  was  gone.1 


1  This  story  is  inserted  chiefly  in  illustration  of  the  fact  that  all 
countries  have  a  record  of  some  enormous  bird  such  as  the  roc  of 
the  "Arabian  Nights." 


342  STRANGE   STORIES 


CLVIII 
THE   FAITHFUL  GANDER.* 

A  SPORTSMAN  of  Tientsin,  having  snared  a  wild  goose, 
was  followed  to  his  home  by  the  gander,  which  flew 
round  and  round  him  in  great  distress,  and  only  went 
away  at  nightfall.  Next  day,  when  the  sportsman  went 
out,  there  was  the  bird  again ;  and  at  length  it  alighted 
quite  close  to  his  feet.  He  was  on  the  point  of  seizing 
it  when  suddenly  it  stretched  out  its  neck  and  disgorged 
a  piece  of  pure  gold ;  whereupon,  the  sportsman,  under- 
standing what  the  bird  meant,  cried  out,  "  I  see !  this 
is  to  ransom  your  mate,  eh  ?  "  Accordingly,  he  at  once 
released  the  goose,  and  the  two  birds  flew  away  with 
many  expressions  of  their  mutual  joy,  leaving  to  the 
sportsman  nearly  three  ounces  of  pure  gold.  Can,  then, 
mere  birds  have  such  feelings  as  these  ?  Of  all  sorrows 
there  is  no  sorrow  like  separation  from  those  we  love ; 
and  it  seems  that  the  same  holds  good  even  of  dumb 
animals. 


1  See  No.  XXXV.,  note  3. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  343 


CLIX. 
THE   ELEPHANTS   AND   THE   LION. 

A  HUNTSMAN  of  Kuang-si,  who  was  out  on  the  hills 
with  his  bow  and  arrows,  lay  down  to  rest  awhile,  and 
unwittingly  fell  fast  asleep.  As  he  was  slumbering,  an 
elephant  came  up,  and,  coiling  his  trunk  around  the 
man,  carried  him  off.  The  latter  gave  himself  up  for 
dead ;  but  before  long  the  elephant  had  deposited  him 
at  the  foot  of  a  tall  tree,  and  had  summoned  a  whole 
herd  of  comrades,  who  crowded  about  the  huntsman  as 
though  asking  his  assistance.  The  elephant  who  had 
brought  him  went  and  lay  down  under  the  tree,  and  first 
looked  up  into  its  branches  and  then  looked  down  at  the 
man,  apparently  requesting  him  to  get  up  into  the  tree. 
So  the  latter  jumped  on  the  elephant's  back  and  then 
clambered  up  to  the  topmost  branch,  not  knowing  what 
he  was  expected  to  do  next.  By-and-by  a  lion1  arrived, 


1  The  term  here  used  refers  to  a  creature  which  partakes  rather 
of  the  fabulous  than  of  the  real.  The  Kuang-yiin  says  it  is  "a 
kind  of  lion ; "  but  other  authorities  describe  it  as  a  horse.  Its 
favourite  food  is  tiger-flesh.  Incense-burners  are  often  made  after 
the  "lion"  pattern  and  called  by  this  name,  the  smoke  of  the 
incense  issuing  from  the  mouth  of  the  animal,  like  our  own  gar- 
goyles. 


344  STRANGE   STORIES 

and  from  among  the  frightened  herd  chose  out  a  fat 
elephant,  which  he  seemed  as  though  about  to  devour. 
The  others  remained  there  trembling,  not  daring  to 
run  away,  but  looking  wistfully  up  into  the  tree.  There- 
upon the  huntsman  drew  an  arrow  from  his  quiver  and 
shot  the  lion  dead,  at  which  all  the  elephants  below 
made  him  a  grateful  obeisance.  He  then  descended, 
when  the  elephant  lay  down  again  and  invited  him  to 
mount  by  pulling  at  his  clothes  with  its  trunk.  This  he 
did,  and  was  carried  to  a  place  where  the  animal 
scratched  the  ground  with  its  foot,  and  revealed  to  him 
a  vast  number  of  old  tusks.  He  jumped  down  and 
collected  them  in  a  bundle,  after  which  the  elephant 
conveyed  him  to  a  spot  whence  he  easily  found  his  way 

home. 

• 


FROM  A   CHINESE  STUDIO.  345 


CLX. 
THE   HIDDEN  TREASURE. 

Li  YUEH-SHENG  was  the  second  son  of  a  rich  old 
man  who  used  to  bury  his  money,  and  who  was  known 
to  his  fellow-townsmen  as  "Old  Crocks."  One  day  the 
father  fell  sick,  and  summoned  his  sons  to  divide  the 
property  between  them.1  He  gave  four-fifths  to  the 
elder  and  only  one-fifth  to  the  younger,  saying  to  the 
latter,  "  It  is  not  that  I  love  your  brother  more  than  I 
love  you :  I  have  other  money  stored  away,  and  when 
you  are  alone  I  will  hand  that  over  to  you."  A  few  days 
afterwards  the  old  man  grew  worse,  and  Yiieh-sheng, 
afraid  that  his  father  might  die  at  any  moment,  seized  an 
opportunity  of  seeing  him  alone  to  ask  about  the  money 
that  he  himself  was  to  receive.  "  Ah,"  replied  the  dying 


1  The  Law  of  Inheritance,  as  it  obtains  in  China,  has  been  ably 
illustrated  by  Mr.  Chal.  Alabaster  in  Vols.  v.  and  vi.  of  the 
China  Revieiv.  This  writer  states  that  "  there  seems  to  be  no 
absolutely  fixed  law  in  regard  either  of  inheritance  or  testamentary 
dispositions  of  property,  but  certain  general  principles  are  recog- 
nised which  the  court  will  not  allow  to  be  disregarded  without 
sufficient  cause."  As  a  rule  the  sons,  whether  by  wife  or  concu- 
bine, share  equally,  and  in  preference  to  daughters,  even  though 
there  should  be  a  written  will  in  favour  of  the  latter. 


346  STRANGE   STORIES 

man,  "  the  sum  of  our  joys  and  of  our  sorrows  is  deter- 
mined by  fate.  You  are  now  happy  in  the  possession  of 
a  virtuous  wife,  and  have  no  right  to  an  increase  of 
wealth."  For,  as  a  matter  of  fact,  this  second  son  was 
married  to  a  lady  from  the  Ch'e  family  whose  virtue 
equalled  that  of  any  of  the  heroines  of  history :  hence 
his  father's  remark.  Yiieh-sheng,  however,  was  not  satis- 
fied, and  implored  to  be  allowed  to  have  the  money; 
and  at  length  the  old  man  got  angry  and  said,  "  You  are 
only  just  turned  twenty ;  you  have  known  none  of  the 
trials  of  life,  and  were  I  to  give  a  thousand  ounces  of 
gold,  it  would  soon  be  all  spent.  Go  !  and,  until  you 
have  drunk  the  cup  of  bitterness  to  its  dregs,  expect  no 
money  from  me."  Now  Yiieh-sheng  was  a  filial  son,  and 
when  his  father  spoke  thus  he  did  not  venture  to  say  any 
more,  and  hoped  for  his  speedy  recovery  that  he  might 
have  a  chance  of  coaxing  him  to  comply  with  his  re- 
quest. But  the  old  man  got  worse  and  worse,  and  at 
length  died;  whereupon  the  elder  brother  took  no 
trouble  about  the  funeral  ceremonies,  leaving  it  all  to 
the  younger,  who,  being  an  open-handed  fellow,  made  no 
difficulties  about  the  expense.  The  latter  was  also  fond 
of  seeing  a  great  deal  of  company  at  his  house,  and  his 
wife  often  had  to  get  three  or  four  meals  a-day  ready  for 
guests;  and,  as  her  husband  did  very  little  towards 
looking  after  his  affairs,  -and  was  further  sponged  upon 
by  all  the  needy  ones  of  the  neighbourhood,  they  were 
soon  reduced  to  a  state  of  poverty.  The  elder  brother 
helped  them  to  keep  body  and  soul  together,  but  he  died 
shortly  afterwards,  and  this  resource  was.  cut  off  from 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  347 

them.  Then,  by  dint  of  borrowing  in  the  spring  and 
repaying  in  the  autumn,2  they  still  managed  to  exist, 
until  at  last  it  came  to  parting  with  their  land,  and  they 
were  left  actually  destitute.  At  that  juncture  their  eldest 
son  died,  followed  soon  after  by  his  mother ;  and  Yiieh- 
sheng  was  left  almost  by  himself  in  the  world  He  now 
married  the  widow  of  a  sheep-dealer,  who  had  a  little 
capital ;  and  she  was  very  strict  with  him,  and  wouldn't 
let  him  waste  time  and  money  with  his  friends.  One 
night  his  father  appeared  to  him  and  said,  "  My  son,  you 
have  drained  your  cup  of  bitterness  to  the  dregs.  You 
shall  now  have  the  money.  I  will  bring  it  to  you." 
When  Yiieh-sheng  woke  up,  he  thought  it  was  merely  a 
poor  man's  dream ;  but  the  next  day,  while  laying  the 
foundations  of  a  wall,  he  did  come  upon  a  quantity  of 
gold.  And  then  he  knew  what  his  father  had  meant  by 
"  when  you  are  alone ; "  for  of  those  about  him  at  that 
time,  more  than  half  were  gone. 


2  This  has  reference  to  the  "  seed-time  and  harvest.' 


348  STRANGE  STORIES 


CLXI. 

THE  BOATMEN   OF  LAO-LUNG. 

WHEN  His  Excellency  Chu  was  Viceroy  of  Kuang- 
tung,  there  were  constant  complaints  from  the  traders  of 
mysterious  disappearances ;  sometimes  as  many  as  three 
or  four  of  them  disappearing  at  once  and  never  being 
seen  or  heard  of  again.  At  length  the  number  of  such 
cases,  filed  of  course  against  some  person  or  persons 
unknown,  multiplied  to  such  an  extent  that  they  were 
simply  put  on  record,  and  but  little  notice  was  further 
taken  of  them  by  the  local  officials.  Thus,  when  His 
Excellency  entered  upon  his  duties,  he  found  more  than 
a  hundred  plaints  of  the  kind,  besides  innumerable 
cases  in  which  the  missing  man's  relatives  lived  at 
a  distance  and  had  not  instituted  proceedings.  The 
mystery  so  preyed  upon  the  new  Viceroy's  mind  that  he 
lost  all  appetite  for  food;  and  when,  finally,  all  the 
inquiries  he  had  set  on  foot  resulted  in  no  clue  to  an 
elucidation  of  these  strange  disappearances,  then  His 
Excellency  proceeded  to  wash  and  purify  himself,  and, 
having  notified  the  Municipal  God,1  he  took  to  fasting 

1  See  No.  I.,  note  I. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  349 

and  sleeping  in  his  study  alone.  While  he  was  in 
ecstasy,  lo !  an  official  entered,  holding  a  tablet  in  his 
hand,  and  said  that  he  had  come  from  the  Municipal 
temple  with  the  following  instructions  to  the  Viceroy : — 

"  Snow  on  the  whiskers  descending  : 
Live  clouds  falling  from  heaven  : 
Wood  in  water  buoyed  up  : 
In  the  wall  an  opening  effected." 

The  official  then  retired,  and  the  Viceroy  waked  up ; 
but  it  was  only  after  a  night  of  tossing  and  turning  that 
he  hit  upon  what  seemed  to  him  the  solution  of  the 
enigma.  "The  first  line,"  argued  he,  "must  signify  old 
(lao  in  Chinese) ;  the  second  refers  to  the  dragon**-  (lung 
in  Chinese) ;  the  third  is  clearly  a  boat;  and  the  fourth 
a  door  here  taken  in  its  secondary  sense — man)"  Now, 
to  the  east  of  the  province,  not  far  from  the  pass  by 
which  traders  from  the  north  connect  their  line  of  trade 
with  the  southern  seas,  there  was  actually  a  ferry  known 
as  the  Old  Dragon  (Lao-lung) ;  and  thither  the  Viceroy 
immediately  despatched  a  force  to  arrest  those  employed 
in  carrying  people  backwards  and  forwards.  More  than 
fifty  men  were  caught,  and  they  all  confessed  at  once 
without  the  application  of  torture.  In  fact,  they  were 
bandits  under  the  guise  of  boatmen  ;3  and  after  beguil- 
ing passengers  on  board,  they  would  either  drug  them  or 


2  Clouds  being  naturally  connected   in   every  Chinaman's  mind 
with  these  fabulous  creatures,  the  origin  of  which  has  been  traced 
by  some  to  waterspouts.     See  No.  LXXXL,  note  2. 

3  "  Boat-men  "  is  the  solution  of  the  last  two  lines  of  the  enigma. 


350 


STRANGE   STORIES 


burn  stupefying  incense  until  they  were  senseless,  finally 
cutting  them  open  and  putting  a  large  stone  inside  to 
make  the  body  sink.  Such  was  the  horrible  story,  the 
discovery  of  which  brought  throngs  to  the  Viceroy's  door 
to  serenade  him  in  terms  of  gratitude  and  praise.4 


4  The  commentator  actually  supplies  a  list  of  the  persons  who 
signed  a  congratulatory  petition  to  the  Viceroy  on  the  arrest  and 
punishment  of  the  criminals. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  351 


CLXII. 
THE   PIOUS   SURGEON. 

A  CERTAIN  veterinary  surgeon,  named  Hou,  was 
carrying  food  to  his  field  labourers,  when  suddenly  a 
whirlwind  arose  in  his  path.  Hou  seized  a  spoon  and 
poured  out  a  libation  of  gruel,  whereupon  the  wind  im- 
mediately dropped.  On  another  occasion,  he  was 
wandering  about  the  municipal  temple  when  he  noticed 
an  image  of  Liu-ch'iian  presenting  the  melon,1  in  whose 
eye  was  a  great  splotch  of  dirt.  "  Dear  me,  Sir  Liu  1 " 
cried  Hou,  "who  has  been  ill-using  you  like  this?" 
He  then  scraped  away  the  dirt  with  his  finger-nail,  and 
passed  on.  Some  years  afterwards,  as  he  was  lying  down 
very  ill,  two  lictors  walked  in  and  carried  him  off  to  a 

1  When  the  soul  of  the  Emperor  T'ai  Tsung  of  the  T'ang  dynasty 
was  in  the  infernal  regions,  it  promised -to  send  Yen-lo  (the  Chinese 
Yama  or  Pluto)  a  melon  ;  and  when  His  Majesty  recovered  from 
the  trance  into  which  he  had  been  plunged,  he  gave  orders  that 
his  promise  was  to  be  fulfilled.  Just  then  a  man,  named  Liu 
Ch'iian,  observed  a  priest  with  a  hairpin  belonging  to  his  wife,  and 
misconstruing  the  manner  in  which  possession  of  it  had  been 
obtained,  abused  his  wife  so  severely  that  she  committed  suicide. 
Liu  Ch'uan  himself  then  determined  to  follow  her  example,  and 
convey  the  melon  to  Yen-lo ;  for  which  act  he  was  subsequently 
deified.  See  the  Hsi-yu-chi,  Section  xi. 


352  STRANGE   STORIES 

yamen,  where  they  insisted  on  his  bribing  them  heavily. 
Hou  was  at  his  wits'  end  what  to  do ;  but  just  at  that 
moment  a  personage  dressed  in  green  robes  came  forth, 
who  was  greatly  astonished  at  seeing  him  there,  and 
asked  what  it  all  meant.  Our  hero  at  once  explained  ; 
whereupon  the  man  in  green  turned  upon  the  lictors  and 
abused  them  for  not  shewing  proper  respect  to  Mr.  Hou. 
Meanwhile  a  drum  sounded  like  the  roll  of  thunder,  and 
the  man  in  green  told  Hou  that  it  was  for  the  morning 
session,  and  that  he  would  have  to  attend.  Leading 
Hou  within  he  put  him  in  his  proper  place,  and,  pro- 
mising to  inquire  into  the  charge  against  him,  went  for- 
ward and  whispered  a  few  words  to  one  of  the  clerks. 
"  Oh,"  said  the  latter,  advancing  and  making  a  bow  to 
the  veterinary  surgeon,  "  yours  is  a  trifling  matter.  We 
shall  merely  have  to  confront  you  with  a  horse,  and  then 
you  can  go  home  again."  Shortly  afterwards,  Hou's 
case  was  called ;  upon  which  he  went  forward  and  knelt 
down,  as  did  also  a  horse  which  was  prosecuting  him. 
The  judge  now  informed  Hou  that  he  was  accused  by 
the  horse  of  having  caused  its  death  by  medicines,  and 
asked  him  if  he  pleaded  guilty  or  not  guilty.  "  My 
lord,"  replied  Hou,  "  the  prosecutor  was  attacked  by  the 
cattle-plague,  for  which  I  treated  him  accordingly ;  and 
he  actually  recovered  from  the  disease,  though  he  died 
on  the  following  day.  Am  I  to  be  held  responsible  for 
that  ?  "  The  horse  now  proceeded  to  tell  his  story ;  andi 
after  the  usual  cross-examination  and  cries  for  justice, 
the  judge  gave  orders  to  look  up  the  horse's  term  of  life 
in  the  Book  of  Fate.  Therein  it  appeared  that  the 


FROM    A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  353 

animal's  destiny  had  doomed  it  to  death  on  the  very  day 
on  which  it  had  died;  whereupon  the  judge  cried  out, 
"  Your  term  of  years  had  already  expired ;  why  bring 
this  false  charge  ?  Away  with  you ! "  and  turning  to 
Hou,  the  judge  added,  "You  are  a  worthy  man,  and 
may  be  permitted  to  live."  The  lictors  were  accordingly 
instructed  to  escort  him  back,  and  with  them  went  out 
both  the  clerk  and  the  man  in  green  clothes,  who  bade 
the  lictors  take  every  possible  care  of  Hou  by  the  way. 
"You  gentlemen  are  very  kind,"  said  Hou,  "but  I 
haven't  the  honour  of  your  acquaintance,  and  should  be 
glad  to  know  to  whom  I  am  so  much  indebted." 
"  Three  years  ago,"  replied  the  man  in  green,  "  I  was 
travelling  in  your  neighbourhood,  and  was  suffering  very 
much  from  thirst,  which  you  relieved  for  me  by  a  few 
spoonfuls  of  gruel.  I  have  not  forgotten  that  act." 
"And  my  name,"  observed  the  other,  "is  Liu-ch'iian. 
You  once  took  a  splotch  of  dirt  out  of  my  eye  that  was 
troubling  me  very  much.  I  am  only  sorry  that  the  wine 
and  food  we  have  down  here  is  unsuitable  to  offer  you. 
Farewell."  Hou  now  understood  all  that  had  happened, 
and  went  off  home  with  the  two  lictors  where  he  would 
have  regaled  them  with  some  refreshment,  but  they 
refused  to  take  even  a  cup  of  tea.  He  then  waked  up 
and  found  that  he  had  been  dead  for  two  days.  From 
this  time  forth  he  led  a  more  virtuous  life  than  ever, 
always  pouring  out  libations  to  Liu-ch'iian  at  all  the 
•  festivals  of  the  year.  Thus  he  reached  the  age  of  eighty, 
la  hale  and  hearty  man,  still  able  to  sit  in  the  saddle  ; 
until  one  day  he  met  Liu-chiian  riding  on  horseback,  as 

VOL.    II.  A   A 


354  STRANGE   STORIES 

if  about  to  make  a  long  journey.  After  a  little  friendly 
conversation,  the  latter  said  to  him,  "  Your  time  is  up, 
and  the  warrant  for  your  arrest  is  already  issued ;  but  I 
have  ordered  the  constables  to  delay  awhile,  and  you  can 
now  spend  three  days  in  preparing  for  death,  at  the  ex- 
piration of  which  I  will  come  and  fetch  you.  I  have 
purchased  a  small  appointment  for  you  in  the  realms 
below,2  by  which  you  will  be  more  comfortable."  So 
Hou  went  home  and  told  his  wife  and  children;  and 
after  collecting  his  friends  and  relatives,  and  making  all 
necessary  preparations,  on  the  evening  of  the  fourth  day 
he  cried  out,  "  Liu-Ch'iian  has  come  !  "  and,  getting  into 
his  coffin,3  lay  down  and  died. 


2  As  the  Chinese  believe  that  their  disembodied  spirits  proceed 
to  a  world  organised  on  much   the  same  model  as  the  one  they 
know,   so  do  they  think  that  there  will   be   social  distinctions  of 
rank  and  emolument  proportioned  to  the  merits  of  each. 

3  A  dying  man  is  almost   always  moved  into  his  coffin  to  die ; 
and  aged  persons  frequently  take  to  sleeping  regularly  in  the  coffins 
provided  against  the  inevitable  hour  by  the  pious  thoughtfulness  of 
a  loving  son.     Even  in  middle  life  Chinese  like  to  see  their  coffins 
ready  for  them,  and  store  them  sometimes  on  their  own  premises, 
sometimes  in  the  outhouses  of  a  neighbouring  temple. 


FROM    A    CHINESE   STUDIO.  355 


CLXIII. 

ANOTHER   SOLOMON. 

AT  T'ai-yiian  there  lived  a  middle-aged  woman  with 
her  widowed  daughter-in-law.  The  former  was  on  terms 
of  too  great  intimacy  with  a  notably  bad  character  of  the 
neighbourhood ;  and  the  latter,  who  objected  very 
strongly  to  this,  did  her  best  to  keep  the  man  from 
the  house.  The  elder  woman  accordingly  tried  to  send 
the  other  back  to  her  family,  but  she  would  not  go  ;  and 
at  length  things  came  to  such  a  pass  that  the  mother-in- 
law  actually  went  to  the  mandarin  of  the  place  and 
charged  her  daughter-in-law  with  the  offence  she  herself 
was  committing.  When  the  mandarin  inquired  the 
name  of  the  man  concerned,  she  said  she  had  only  seen 
him  in  the  dark  and  didn't  know  who  he  was,  referring 
him  for  information  to  the  accused.  The  latter,  on 
being  summoned,  gave  the  man's  name,  but  retorted  the 
charge  on  her  mother-in-law ;  and  when  the  man  was 
confronted  with  them,  he  promptly  declared  both  their 
;  stories  to  be  false.  The  mandarin,  however,  said  there 
f  was  a  prima  fade  case  against  him,  and  ordered  him  to 
A  A  2 


356  STRANGE   STORIES 

be  severely  beaten,  whereupon  he  confessed  that  it  was 
the  daughter-in-law  whom  he  went  to  visit.  This  the 
woman  herself  flatly  denied,  even  under  torture ;  and  on 
being  released,  appealed  to  a  higher  court,  with  a  very 
similar  result.  Thus  the  case  dragged  on,  until  a  Mr. 
Sun,  who  was  well-known  for  his  judicial  acumen,  was 
appointed  district  magistrate  at  that  place.  Calling  the 
parties  before  him,  he  bade  his  lictors  prepare  stones 
and  knives,  at  which  they  were  much  exercised  in 
their  minds,  the  severest  tortures  allowed  by  law  being 
merely  gyves  and  fetters.1  However,  everything  was 
got  ready,  and  the  next  day  Mr.  Sun  proceeded  with  his 
investigation.  After  hearing  all  that  each  one  of  the 
three  had  to  say,  he  delivered  the  following  judgment : — 
"The  case  is  a  simple  one;  for  although  I  cannot  say 
which  of  you  two  women  is  the  guilty  one,  there  is  no 
doubt  about  the  man,  who  has  evidently  been  the  means 
of  bringing  discredit  on  a  virtuous  family.  Take  those 
stones  and  knives  there  and  put  him  to  death.  I  will 
be  responsible  "  Thereupon  the  two  women  began  to 
stone  the  man,  especially  the  younger  one,  who  seized 
the  biggest  stones  she  could  see  and  threw  them  at  him 
with  all  the  might  of  her  pent-up  anger ;  while  the 
mother-in-law  chose  small  stones  and  struck  him  on  non- 
vital  parts.2  So  with  the  knives :  the  daughter-in-law 

1  See  No.  LXXIII.,  note  2. 

2  The  Chinese  distinguish  sixteen  vital  spots  on  the  front  of  the 
body  and  six  on  the  back,  with  thirty-six  and  twenty  non-vital 
spots  in  similar  positions,  respectively.     They  allow,  however,  that 
a  severe  blow  on  a  non-vital  spot  might  cause  death,  and  -vice  versA. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  357 

would  have  killed  him  at  the  first  blow,  had  not  the 
mandarin  stopped  her,  and  said,  "  Hold !  I  now  know 
who  is  the  guilty  woman."  The  mother-in-law  was  then 
tortured  until  she  confessed,  and  the  case  was  thus  ter- 
minated. 


358  STRANGE  STORIES 


CLXIV. 
THE   INCORRUPT   OFFICIAL. 

MR.  Wu,  Sub-prefect  of  Chi-nan,  was  an  upright  man, 
and  would  have  no  share  in  the  bribery  and  corruption 
which  was  extensively  carried  on,  and  at  which  the 
higher  authorities  connived,  and  in  the  proceeds  of  which 
they  actually  shared.  The  Prefect  tried  to  bully  him  into 
adopting  a  similar  plan,  and  went  so  far  as  to  abuse  him 
in  violent  language ;  upon  which  Mr.  Wu  fired  up  and 
exclaimed,  "Though  I  am  but  a  subordinate  official, 
you  should  impeach  me  for  anything  you  have  against 
me  in  the  regular  way ;  you  have  not  the  right  to  abuse 
me  thus.  Die  I  may,  but  I  will  never  consent  to  degrade 
my  office  and  turn  aside  the  course  of  justice  for 
the  sake  of  filthy  lucre."  At  this  outbreak  the  Prefect 
changed  his  tone,  and  tried  to  soothe  him  .... 
[How  dare  people  accuse  the  age  of  being  corrupt, 
when  it  is  themselves  who  will  not  walk  in  the  straight 
path.]  One  day  after  this  a  certain  fox-medium1  came 


1  Certain  classes  of  soothsayers  are  believed  by  the  Chinese  to  be 
possessed  by  foxes,  which  animals  have  the  power  of  looking  into 
the  future,  &c.,  &c. 


FROM   A   CHINESE   STUDIO.  359 

to  the  Prefect's  yamen  just  as  a  feast  was  in  full  swing, 
and  was  thus  addressed  by  a  guest : — "  You  who  pretend 
to  know  everything,  say  how  many  officials  there  are  in 
this  Prefecture."  "  One"  replied  the  medium;  at  which 
the  company  laughed  heartily,  until  the  medium  con- 
tinued, "  There  are  really  seventy-two  holders  of  office, 
but  Mr.  Sub-prefect  Wu  is  the  only  one  who  can  justly 
be  called  an  official." 


APPENDIX   A. 


VISITORS  to  Chinese  temples  of  the  Taoist  persuasion  usually 
make  at  once  for  what  is  popularly  known  amongst  foreigners  as 
the  "  Chamber  of  Horrors."  These  belong  specially  to  Taoism,  or 
the  ethics  of  Right  in  the  abstract,  as  opposed  to  abstract  Wrong, 
and  are  not  found  in  temples  consecrated  to  the  religion  of  Buddha. 
Modern  Taoism,  however,  once  a  purely  metaphysical  system,  is 
now  so  leavened  with  the  superstitions  of  Buddhism,  and  has  bor- 
rowed so  much  material  from  its  younger  rival,  that  an  ordinary 
Chinaman  can  hardly  tell  one  from  the  other,  and  generally  regards 
them  as  to  all  intents  and  purposes  the  same.  These  rightly-named 
Chambers  of  Horrors — for  Madame  Tussaud  has  nothing  more 
ghastly  to  show  in  the  whole  of  her  wonderful  collection — repre- 
sent the  Ten  Courts  of  Purgatory,  through  some  or  all  of  which 
erring  souls  must  pass  before  they  are  suffered  to  be  born  again  into 
the  world  under  another  form,  or  transferred  to  the  eternal  bliss 
reserved  for  the  righteous  alone.  As  a  description  of  these  Ten 
Courts  may  not  be  uninteresting  to  some  of  my  readers,  and  as  the 
subject  has  a  direct  bearing  upon  many  of  the  stories  in  the  previous 
collection,  I  hereto  append  my  translation  of  a  well-known  Taoist 
work1  which  is  circulated  gratuitously  all  over  the  Chinese  Empire 
by  people  who  are  anxious  to  lay  up  a  store  of  good  works  against 
the  day  of  reckoning  to  come.  Those  who  are  acquainted  with 
Dante's  Divine  Comedy  will  recollect  that  the  poet's  idea  of  a 
Christian  Purgatory  was  a  series  of  nine  lessening  circles  arranged 
one  above  the  other,  so  as  to  form  a  cone.  The  Taoist  believes 
that  his  Purgatory  consists  of  Ten  Courts  of  Justice  situated  in 
different  positions  at  the  bottom  of  a  great  ocean  which  lies  down  in 

1  The  Yil  Li  or  Divine  Panorama. 


362  APPENDIX. 

the  depths  of  the  earth.  These  are  sub-divided  into  special  wards, 
different  forms  of  torture  being  inflicted  in  each.  A  perusal  of  this 
work  will  shew  what  punishments  the  wicked  Chinaman  has  to 
expect  in  the  unseen  world,  and  by  what  means  he  may  hope  to 
obtain  a  partial  or  complete  remission  of  his  sins. 

The  "Divine  Panorama"  published  by  the  Mercy  of  Yu  7V,2  that 
Men  and  Women  may  repent  them  of  their  Faults  and  make  Atone- 
ment for  their  Crimes. 

On  the  birthday  of  the  Saviour  P'u-sa,3  as  the  spirits  of  Purgatory 
were  thronging  round  to  offer  their  congratulations,  the  ruler  of  the 
Infernal  Regions  spake  as  follows: — "My  wish  is  to  release  all 
souls,  and  every  moon  as  this  day  comes  round  I  would  wholly  or 
partially  remit  the  punishment  of  erring  shades,  and  give  them  life 
once  more  in  one  of  the  Six  Paths.4  But  alas  !  the  wicked  are 
many  and  the  virtuous  few.  Nevertheless,  the  punishments  in  the 
dark  region  are  too  severe,  and  require  some  modification.  Any 
wicked  soul  that  repents  and  induces  one  or  two  others  to  do  like- 
wise shall  be  allowed  to  set  this  off  against  the  punishments  which 
should  be  inflicted."  The  Judges  of  the  Ten  Courts  of  Purgatory 
then  agreed  that  all  who  led  virtuous  lives  from  their  youth  upwards 
shall  be  escorted  at  their  death  to  the  land  of  the  Immortals  ;  that 
all  whose  balance  of  good  and  evil  is  exact  shall  escape  the  bitter- 
ness of  the  Three  States,5  and  be  born  again  among  men ;  that  those 
who  have  repaid  their  debts  of  gratitude  and  friendship,  and  fulfilled 
their  destiny,  yet  have  a  balance  of  evil  against  them,  shall  pass 
through  the  various  Courts  of  Purgatory  and  then  be  born  again 
amongst  men,  rich,  poor,  old,  young,  diseased  or  crippled,  to  be 
put  a  second  time  upon  trial.  Then,  if  they  behave  well  they  may 
enter  into  some  happy  state  ;  but  if  badly,  they  will  be  dragged  by 
horrid  devils  through  all  the  Courts,  suffering  bitterly  as  they  go, 
and  will  again  be  born,  to  endure  in  life  the  uttermost  of  poverty 
and  wretchedness,  in  death  the  everlasting  tortures  of  hell.  Those 
who  are  disloyal,  unfilial,  who  commit  suicide,  take  life,  or  disbelieve 
the  doctrine  of  Cause  and  Effect, 6  saying  to  themselves  that  when  a 


2  The  Divine  Ruler,  immediately  below  God  himself. 

3  See  No.  XXVI.,  note  5. 

4  See  Authors  Own  Record (in  Introduction),  note  26. 
The  three  worst  of  the  Six  Paths. 

6  That  the  state  of  one  life  is  the  result  of  behaviour  in  a  previous  existence. 


APPENDIX.  363 

man  dies  there  is  an  end  of  him,  that  when  he  has  lost  his  skin7  he 
has  already  suffered  the  worst  that  can  befall  him,  that  living  men 
can  be  tortured,  but  no  one  ever  saw  a  man's  ghost  in  the  pillory, 
that  after  death  all  is  unknown,  etc.,  etc., — truly  these  men  do  not 
know  that  the  body  alone  perishes  but  the  soul  lives  for  ever  and 
ever ;  and  that  whatsoever  evil  they  do  in  this  life,  the  same  will  be 
done  unto  them  in  the  life  to  come.  All  who  commit  such  crimes 
are  handed  over  to  the  everlasting  tortures  of  hell ;  for  alas  !  in 
spite  of  the  teachings  of  the  Three  Systems8  some  will  persist  in 
regarding  these  warnings  as  vain  and  empty  talk.  Lightly  they 
speak  of  Divine  mercy,  and  knowingly  commit  many  crimes,  not 
more  than  one  in  a  hundred  ever  coming  to  repentance.  Therefore 
the  punishments  of  Purgatory  were  strictly  carried  out  and  the 
tortures  dreadfully  severe.  But  now  it  has  been  mercifully  ordained 
that  any  man  or  woman,  young,  old,  weak  or  strong,  who  may  have 
sinned  in  any  way,  shall  be  permitted  to  obtain  remission  of  the 
same  by  keeping  his  or  her  thoughts  constantly  fixed  on  P'u-sa  and 
on  the  birthdays  of  the  Judges  of  the  Ten  Courts,  by  fasting  and 
prayer,  and  by  vows  never  to  sin  again.  Or  for  every  good  work 
done  in  life  they  shall  be  allowed  to  escape  one  ward  in  the  Courts 
below.  From  this  rule  to  be  excepted  disloyal  ministers,  unfilial 
sons,  suicides,  those  who  plot  in  secret  against  good  people,  those 
who  are  struck  by  lightning  (lit.  thunder),  those  who  perish  by  flood 
or  fire,  by  wild  animals  or  poisonous  reptiles9 — these  to  pass 
through  all  the  Courts  and  be  punished  according  to  their  deserts. 
All  other  sinners  to  be  allowed  to  claim  their  good  works  as  a  set-off 
against  evil,  thus  partly  escaping  the  agonies  of  hell  and  receiving 
some  reward  for  their  virtuous  deeds. 

This  account  of  man's  wickedness  on  the  earth  and  the  punish- 
ments in  store  for  him  was  written  in  language  intelligible  to  every 
man  and  woman,  and  was  submitted  for  the  approval  of  P'u-sa,  the 
intention  being  to  wait  the  return10  of  some  virtuous  soul  among  the 
sons  of  men,  and  by  these  means  publish  it  all  over  the  earth.  When 
P'u-sa  saw  what  had  been  done,  he  said  it  was  good  ;  and  on  the 


7  Lit. — the  skin  purse  (of  his  bones). 

8  Buddhism,  Taoism,  and  Confucianism. 

9  Violent  deaths  are  regarded  with  horror  by  the  Chinese.     They  hold  that  a 
truly  virtuous  man  always  dies  either  of  illness  or  old  age. 

10  Good  people  go   to  Purgatory  in  the  flesh,  and  are  at  once  passed  up  to 
Heaven  without  suffering  any  torture,  or  are  sent  back  to  earth  again. 


364  APPENDIX. 

3rd  of  8th  moon  proceeded  with  the  ten  Judges  of  Purgatory  to  lay 
this  book  before  God.11 

Then  God  said  "Good  indeed  !  Good  indeed  !  henceforth  let  all 
spirits  take  note  of  any  mortal  who  vows  to  lead  a  virtuous  life  and, 
repenting,  promises  to  sin  no  more.  Two  punishments  shall  be 
remitted  him.  And  if,  in  addition  to  this,  he  succeeds  in  doing  five 
virtuous  acts,  then  he  shall  escape  all  punishment  and  be  born 
again  in  some  happy  state — if  a  woman  she  shall  be  born  as  a  man. 
But  more  than  five  virtuous  acts  shall  enable  such  a  soul  to  obtain 
the  salvation  of  others,  and  redeem  wife  and  family  from  the 
tortures  of  hell.  Let  these  regulations  be  published  in  the  Divine 
Panorama  and  circulated  on  earth  by  the  spirits  of  the  City 
Guardian.12  In  fear  and  trembling  obey  this  decree  and  carry  it 
reverently  into  effect." 


THE  FIRST  COURT. 

His  Infernal  Majesty  Ch'in  Kuang  is  specially  in  charge  of  the 
register  of  life  and  death  both  for  old  and  young,  and  presides  at 
the  judgment-seat  in  the  lower  regions.  His  court  is  situated  in  the 
great  Ocean,  away  beyond  the  Wu-chiao  rock,13  far  to  the  west 
near  the  murky  road  which  leads  to  the  Yellow  Springs.14  Every 
man  and  woman  dying  in  old  age  whose  fate  it  is  to  be  born  again 
into  the  world,  if  their  tale  of  good  and  evil  works  is  equally 
balanced,  are  sent  to  the  First  Court,  and  thence  transferred  back 
to  Life,  male  becoming  female,  female  male,  rich  poor,  and  poor 
rich,  according  to  their  several  deserts.  But  those  whose  good  deeds 
are  outnumbered  by  their  bad  are  sent  to  a  terrace  on  the  right  of 
the  Court,  called  the  Terrace  of  the  Mirror  of  Sin,  ten  feet  in 
height.  The  mirror  is  about  fifty  feet 15  in  circumference  and 
hangs  towards  the  east.  Above  are  seven  characters  written  hori- 
zontally : — "  Sin  Mirror  Terrace  upon  no  good  men."  There  the 
wicked  souls  are  able  to  see  the  -naughtiness  of  their  own  hearts 


The  Supreme  Ruler. 

See  No.  I.,  note  i. 

Supposed  to  be  the  gate  of  the  Infernal  Regions. 

Hades. 

Literally,  "  ten  armfuls." 


APPENDIX.  365 

while  they  were  among  the  living,  and  the  danger  of  death  and  hell. 
Then  do  they  realize  the  proverb, — 

"  Ten  thousand  taels  of  yellow  gold  cannot  be  brought  away : 
But  every  crime  will  tell  its  tale  upon  the  judgment  day." 

When  the  souls  have  been  to  the  Terrace  and  seen  their  wicked- 
nesses, they  are  forwarded  into  the  Second  Court,  where  they  are 
tortured  and  dismissed  to  the  proper  hell. 

Should  there  be  any  one  enjoying  life  without  reflecting  that 
Heaven  and  Earth  produce  mortals,  that  father  and  mother  bring 
the  child  to  maturity — truly  no  easy  matter ;  and,  ignoring  the  four 
obligations,16  before  receiving  the  summons,  lightly  sever  the  thread 
of  their  own  existence  by  cutting  their  throats,  hanging,  poisoning, 
or  drowning  themselves  : — then  such  suicides,  if  the  deed  was  not 
done  out  of  loyalty,  filial  piety,  chastity,  or  friendship,  for  which 
they  would  go  to  Heaven,  but  in  a  trivial  burst  of  rage,  or  fearing 
the  consequences  of  a  crime  which  would  not  amount  to  death,  or 
in  the  hope  of  falsely  injuring  a  fellow-creature — then  such  suicides, 
when  the  last  breath  has  left  their  bodies,  shall  be  escorted  to  this 
Court  by  the  Spirits  of  the  Threshold  and  of  the  Hearth.  They 
shall  be  placed  in  the  Hunger  and  Thirst  Section,  and  every  day 
from  7  till  1 1  o'clock  they  will  resume  their  mortal  coil,  and  suffer 
again  the  pain  and  bitterness  of  death.  After  seventy  days,  or  one 
or  two  years  as  the  case  may  be,  they  will  be  conducted  back  to 
the  scene  of  their  suicide,  but  will  not  be  permitted  to  taste  the 
funeral  meats,  or  avail  themselves  of  the  usual  offerings  to  the  dead. 
Bitterly  will  they  repent,  unable  as  they  will  be  to  render  them- 
selves visible  and  frighten  people, 17  vainly  striving  to  procure  a 
substitute.18  For  when  the  substitute  shall  have  been  harmlessly 
entrapped,  the  Spirits  of  the  Threshold  and  Hearth  will  reconduct 
the  erring  soul  back  to  this  Court,  whence  it  will  be  sent  on  to  the 
Second  Court,  where  its  balance  of  good  and  evil  will  be  struck, 


16  To  Heaven,  Earth,  sovereign,  and  relatives. 

17  Held  to  be  a  great  relief  to  the  spirits  of  the  dead. 

18  It  is  commonly  believed  that  if  the  spirit  of  a  murdered  man  can  secure  the 
violent  death  of  some  other  person  he  returns  to  earth  again  as  if  nothing  had 
happened,  the  spirit  of  his  victim  passing  into  the  world  below  and  suffering  all 
the  misery  of  a  disembodied  soul  in  his  stead.     See  No.  XLV.,  note  8. 


366  APPENDIX. 

and  dreadful  tortures  applied,  being  finally  passed  on  through  the 
various  Courts  to  the  utter  misery  of  hell.  Should  any  one  have  such 
intention  of  suicide  and  thus  threaten  a  fellow  creature,  even  though 
he  does  not  commit  the  act  but  continues  to  live  not  without  virtue, 
yet  shall  it  not  be  permitted  in  any  way  to  remit  his  punishment. 
Any  soul  which  after  suicide  shall  not  remain  invisible,  but  shall 
frighten  people  to  death,  will  be  seized  by  black-faced  long-tusked 
devils  and  tortured  in  the  various  hells,  to  be  finally  thrust  into  the 
great  Gehenna,  for  ever  to  remain  hung  up  in  chains,  and  not  per- 
mitted to  be  born  again. 

Every  Buddhist  or  Taoist  priest  who  receives  money  for  prayers 
and  liturgies,  but  skips  over  words  and  misses  out  sentences,  on 
arriving  at  this,  the  First  Court,  will  be  sent  to  the  section  for  the 
Completion  of  Prayer,  and  there  in  a  small  dark  room  he  shall  pick 
out  such  passages  as  he  has  omitted,  and  make  good  the  deficiency 
as  best  he  can,  by  the  uncertain  light  of  an  infinitesimal  wick  burn- 
ing in  a  gallon  of  oil.  Even  good  and  virtuous  priests  must  also 
repair  any  omissions  they  may  have  (accidentally)  made,  and  so 
must  every  man  or  woman  who  in  private  devotion  may  have 
omitted  or  wrongly  repeated  any  part  of  the  sacred  writings  from 
over-earnestness,  their  attention  not  being  properly  fixed  on  the 
actual  words  they  repeat.  The  same  applies  to  female  priests.  A 
dispensation  from  Buddha  to  remit  such  punishment  is  put  in  force 
on  the  first  day  of  each  month  when  the  names  are  entered  in  the 
register  of  the  virtuous. 

O  ye  dwellers  upon  earth,  on  the  1st  day  of  the  2nd  moon,  fasting 
turn  to  the  north  and  make  oath  to  abstain  from  evil  and  fix  your 
thoughts  on  good,  that  ye  may  escape  hell  !  The  precepts  of 
Buddha  are  circulated  over  the  whole  world  to  warn  mankind  to 
believe  and  repent,  that  when  the  last  hour  comes  their  spirits 
may  be  escorted  by  dark-robed  boys  to  realms  of  bliss  and  happi- 
ness in  the  west. 

THE    SECOND    COURT. 

His  Infernal  Majesty,  Ch'u  Ching,  reigns  at  the  bottom  of  the 
great  Ocean.  Away  to  the  south,  below  the  Wu-chiao  rocks,  he 
has  a  vast  hell,  many  leagues  in  extent,  and  subdivided  into 
sixteen  wards,  as  follows  : — 

In  the  first,  nothing  but  black  clouds  and  constant  sand-storms. 
In  the  second,  mud  and  filth.  In  the  third,  chevaux  de  frise.  In 


APPENDIX.  367 

the  fourth,  gnawing  hunger.  In  the  fifth,  burning  thirst.  In  the 
sixth,  blood  and  pus.  In  the  seventh,  the  shades  are  plunged  into 
a  brazen  cauldron  (of  boiling  water).  In  the  eighth,  the  same 
punishment  is  repeated  many  times.  In  the  ninth,  they  are  put 
into  iron  clothes.  In  the  tenth,  they  are  stretched  on  a  rack  to 
regulation  length.  In  the  eleventh,  they  are  pecked  by  fowls.  In 
the  twelfth,  they  have  only  rivers  of  lime  to  drink.  In  the 
thirteenth,  they  are  hacked  to  pieces.  In  the  fourteenth,  the 
leaves  of  the  trees  are  as  sharp  as  sword-points.  In  the  fifteenth 
they  are  pursued  by  foxes  and  wolves.  In  the  sixteenth,  all  is  ice 
and  snow. 

Those  who  lead  astray  young  boys  and  girls,  and  then  escape 
punishment  by  cutting  off  their  hair  and  entering  the  priesthood ; 19 
those  who  filch  letters,  pictures,  books,  etc.  entrusted  to  their  care, 
and  then  pretend  to  have  lost  them ;  those  who  injure  a  fellow- 
creature's  ear,  eye,  hand,  foot,  fingers,  or  toes ;  those  who  practise  as 
doctors  without  any  knowledge  of  the  medical  art ;  those  who  will 
not  ransom  grown-up  slave-girls;20  those  who,  contracting  marriage 
for  the  sake  of  gain,  falsely  state  their  ages  ;  or  those  who  in  cases 
of  betrothal,  before  actual  marriage,  find  out  that  one  of  the  con- 
tracting parties  is  a  bad  character,  and  yet  do  not  come  forward  to 
say  so,  but  inflict  an  irreparable  wrong  on  the  innocent  one  ; — 
such  offenders,  when  their  quota  of  crime  has  been  cast  up,  their 
youth  or  age  and  the  consequences  of  their  acts  taken  into  con- 
sideration, will  be  seized  by  horrid  red-faced  devils  and  thrust  into 
the  great  Hell,  and  thence  despatched  to  the  particular  ward  in 
which  they  are  to  be  tormented.  When  their  time  of  suffering 
there  has  expired,  they  will  be  moved  into  the  Third  Hall,  there  to 
be  tortured  and  passed  on  to  Gehenna. 


19  A  very  common  trick  in  China.    The  drunken  bully  Lu  Ta  in  the  celebrated 
novel  Shui-Hu  saved  himself  by   these   means,   and   I   have  heard   that   the 
Mandarin  who  in  the  war  of  1842  spent  a  large  sum  in  constructing  a  paddle- 
wheel  steamer  to  be  worked  by  men,  hoping  thereby  to  match  the  wheel-ships  of 
the  Outer   Barbarians,  is  now  expiating  his  failure  at  a  monastery  in  Fukien. 
Apropos  of  which,  it  may  not  be  generally  known  that  at  this  moment  there  are 
small   paddle-wheel   boats  for   Chinese   passengers,    plying  up   and   down   the 
Canton  river,  the  wheels  of  which  are  turned  by  gangs  of  coolies  who  perform  a 
movement  precisely  similar  to  that  required  on  the  treadmill. 

20  In  order  that  their  marriage  destiny  may  not  be  interfered  with.      It  is  con- 
sidered disgraceful  not  to  accept  the  ransom  of  a  slave  girl  of  15  or  16  years  of 
age.     See  No.  XXVI.,  note  8. 


368  APPENDIX. 

O  ye  men  and  women  of  the  world,  take  this  book  and  warn  all 
sinners,  or  copy  it  out  and  circulate  it  for  general  information  !  If 
you  see  people  sick  and  ill,  give  medicine  to  heal  them.  If  you 
see  people  poor  and  hungry,  feed  them.  If  you  see  people  in 
difficulties,  give  money  to  save  them.  Repent  your  past  errors, 
and  you  will  be  allowed  to  cancel  that  evil  by  future  good,  so  that 
when  the  hour  arrives  you  will  pass  at  once  into  the  Tenth  Hal], 
and  thence  return  again  to  existence  on  earth. 

Let  such  as  love  all  creatures  endowed  with  life,  and  do  not 
recklessly  cut  and  slay,  but  teach  their  children  not  to  harm 
small  animals  and  insects — let  these,  on  the  ist  of  the  3rd  moon, 
register  an  oath  not  to  take  life,  but  to  aid  in  preserving  it.  Thus 
they  will  avoid  passing  through  Purgatory,  and  will  also  enter  at 
once  the  Tenth  Hall,  to  be  born  again  in  some  happy  state. 


THE    THIRD    COURT. 

His  Infernal  Majesty  Sung  Ti  reigns  at  the  bottom  of  the  great 
Ocean,  away  to  the  south-east,  below  the  Wu-chiao  rock,  in  the 
Gehenna  of  Black  Ropes.  This  Hall  is  many  leagues  wide,  and  is 
subdivided  into  sixteen  wards,  as  follows  : — 

In  the  first  everything  is  Salt ;  above,  below,  and  all  round,  the 
eye  rests  upon  Salt  alone.  The  shades  feed  upon  it,  and  suffer 
horrid  torments  in  consequence.  When  the  fit  has  passed  away 
they  return  to  it  once  again,  and  suffer  agonies  more  unutterable 
than  before.  In  the  second,  the  erring  shades  are  bound  with 
cords  and  carry  heavily-weighted  cangues.  In  the  third,  they  are 
perpetually  pierced  through  the  ribs.  In  the  fourth,  their  faces 
are  scraped  with  iron  and  copper  knives.  In  the  fifth,  their  fat 
is  scraped  away  from  their  bodies.  In  the  sixth,  their  hearts  and 
livers  are  squeezed  with  pincers.  In  the  seventh,  their  eyes  are 
gouged.  In  the  eighth,  they  are  flayed.  In  the  ninth,  their  feet 
are  cut  off.  In  the  tenth,  their  finger-nails  and  toe-nails  are 
pulled  out.  In  the  eleventh  their  blood  is  sucked.  In  the  twelfth, 
they  are  hung  up  head  downwards.  In  the  thirteenth,  their 
shoulder-bones  are  split.  In  the  fourteenth,  they  are  tormented 
by  insects  and  reptiles.  In  the  fifteenth,  they  are  beaten  on  the 
thighs.  In  the  sixteenth,  their  hearts  are  scratched. 

Those   who   enjoy  the  light   of  day  without  reflecting  on  the 


APPENDIX    A.  369 

Imperial  bounty;21  officers  of  State  who  revel  in  large  emoluments 
without  reciprocating  their  sovereign's  goodness ;  private  individuals 
who  do  not  repay  the  debt  of  water  and  earth;22  wives  and  concu- 
bines who  slight  their  marital  lords ;  those  who  fail  in  their  duties 
as  acting  sons,23  or  such  as  reap  what  advantages  there  are  and 
then  go  off  to  their  own  homes;  slaves  who  disregard  their 
masters ;  official  underlings  who  are  ungrateful  to  their  superiors ; 
working  partners  who  behave  badly  to  the  moneyed  partner ; 
culprits  who  escape  from  prison  or  abscond  from  their  place  of 
banishment ;  those  who  break  their  bail  and  get  others  into  trouble ; 
and  those  infatuated  ones  who  have  long  omitted  to  pray  and  repent 
— all  these,  even  though  they  have  a  set-off  of  good  deeds, 
must  pass  through  the  misery  of  every  ward.  Those  who  interfere 
with  another  man's  Feng-Shui ;  those  who  obstruct  funeral  obsequies 
or  the  completion  of  graves ;  those  who  in  digging  come  on  a  coffin 
and  do  not  immediately  cover  it  up,  but  injure  the  bones;  those 
who  steal  or  avoid  paying  up  their  quota  of  grain ; 24  those  who  lose 
all  record  of  the  site  of  their  family  burying-place ;  those  who 
incite  others  to  commit  crimes ;  those  who  promote  litigation ;  those 
who  write  anonymous  placards ;  those  who  repudiate  a  betrothal ; 
those  who  forge  deeds  and  other  documents;  those  who  receive 
payment  of  a  debt  without  signing  a  receipt  or  giving  up  the  I  O  U ; 
those  who  counterfeit  signatures  and  seals ;  those  who  alter  bills ; 
those  who  injure  posterity  in  any  way — all  these,  and  similar 
offenders,  shall  be  punished  according  to  the  gravity  of  each  offence. 
Devils  with  big  knives  will  seize  the  erring  ones  and  thrust  them 
into  the  great  Gehenna ;  besides  which  they  shall  expiate  their  sins 
in  the  proper  number  of  wards,  and  shall  then  be  forwarded  to  the 
Fourth  Court  where  they  shall  be  tortured  and  dismissed  to  the 
general  Gehenna. 
O  ye  sons  of  men,  on  the  8th  day  of  the  2nd  moon,  register  an 


21  The  soil  of  China  belongs,  every  inch  of  it,  to  the  Emperor.    Consequently, 
the  people  owe  him  a  debt  of  gratitude  for  permitting  them  to  live  upon  it. 

22  Do  their  duty  as  men  and  women. 

23  A  Chinaman  may  have  three  kinds  of  fathers ;  (i)  his  real  father,  (2)  an 
adopted  father,  such  as  an  uncle  without  children  to  whom  he  has  been  given  as 
heir,  and  (3)  the  man  his  widowed  mother  may  marry.     The  first  two  are  to  all 
intents  and  purposes  equal ;  the  third  is  entitled  only  to  one  year's  mourning 
instead  of  the  usual  three. 

24  As  taxes. 

VOL.    II.  B   B 


370  APPENDIX   A. 

oath  that  ye  will  do  no  evil.    Thus  you  may  escape  the  bitterness  of 
these  hells. 

THE  FOURTH  COURT. 

The  Lord  of  the  Five  Senses  reigns  at  the  bottom  of  the  great 
Ocean,  away  to  the  east  below  the  Wu-chiao  rock.  His  Court  is 
many  leagues  wide,  and  is  subdivided  into  sixteen  wards,  as 
follows  : — 

In  the  first,  the  wicked  shades  are  hung  up  and  water  is  con- 
tinually poured  over  them.  In  the  second,  they  are  made  to  kneel 
on  chains  and  pieces  of  split  bamboo.  In  the  third,  their  hands  are 
scalded  with  boiling  water.  In  the  fourth,  their  hands  swell  and 
stream  with  perspiration.  In  the  fifth,  their  muscles  are  cut  and 
their  bones  pulled  out.  In  the  sixth,  their  shoulders  are  pricked 
with  a  trident  and  the  skin  rubbed  with  a  hard  brush.  In  the 
seventh,  holes  are  bored  into  their  flesh.  In  the  eighth,  they  are 
made  to  sit  on  spikes.  In  the  ninth,  they  wear  iron  clothes.  In 
the  tenth,  they  are  placed  under  heavy  pieces  of  wood,  stone,  earth, 
or  tiles.  In  the  eleventh,  their  eyes  are  put  out.  In  the  twelfth, 
their  mouths  are  choked  with  dust.  In  the  thirteenth,  they  are 
perpetually  dosed  with  nasty  medicines.  In  the  fourteenth,  it  is  so 
slippery  they  are  always  falling  down.  In  the  fifteenth,  their 
mouths  are  painfully  pricked.  In  the  sixteenth,  their  bodies  are 
buried  under  broken  stones,  &c.,  the  head  alone  being  left  out. 

Those  who  cheat  the  customs  and  evade  taxes ;  those  who  re- 
pudiate their  rent,  use  weighted  scales,  sell  sham  medicines,  water 
their  rice,25  utter  base  coin,  get  deeply  in  debt,  sell  doctored20 
silks  and  satins,  scrape27  or  add  size  to  linen  cloth  ;  those  who  do 
not  make  way  for  the  cripples,  old  and  young  ;  those  who  encroach 
upon  petty  trade  rights28  of  old  or  young ;  those  who  delay  in 


ss  Visitors  to  Peking  may  often  see  the  junkmen  at  T'ung-chow  pouring  water 
by  the  bucketful  on  to  newly-arrived  cargoes  of  Imperial  rice  in  order  to  make 
up  the  right  weight  and  conceal  the  amount  they  have  filched  on  the  way. 

86  That  is,  with  a  false  gloss  on  them. 

27  In  order  to  raise  to  nap  and  give  an  appearance  of  strength  and  goodness. 

88  Costermongers  and  others  acquire  certain  rights  to  doorsteps  or  snug 
corners  in  Chinese  cities  which  are  not  usually  infringed  by  competitors  in  the 
same  line  of  business.  Chair-coolies,  carrying-coolies,  ferrymen,  &c.,  also  claim 


APPENDIX   A.  371 

delivering  letters  entrusted  to  them;  steal  bricks  from  walls  as  they 
pass  by,  or  oil  and  candles  from  lamps ; 29  poor  people  who  do  not 
behave  properly  and  rich  people  who  are  not  compassionate  to  the 
poor ;  those  who  promise  a  loan  and  go  back  on  their  word  :  those 
who  see  people  suffering  from  illness,  yet  cannot  bring  themselves  to 
part  with  certain  useful  drugs  they  may  have  in  their  possession ; 
those  who  know  good  prescriptions  but  keep  them  secret ;  those 
who  throw  vessels  which  have  contained  medicine  or  broken  cups 
and  bottles  into  the  street ;  those  who  allow  their  mules  and  ponies 
to  be  a  nuisance  to  other  people ;  those  who  destroy  their  neigh- 
bour's crops  or  his  walls  and  fences;  those  who  try  to  bewitch 
their  enemies,30  and  those  who  try  to  frighten  people  in  any  way, — 
all  these  shall  be  punished  according  to  the  gravity  of  their  offences, 
and  shall  be  thrust  by  the  devils  into  the  great  Gehenna  until  their 
time  arrives  for  passing  into  the  Fifth  Court. 

O  ye  children  of  this  world,  if  on  the  i8th  day  of  the  2nd  moon 
you  register  an  oath  to  sin  no  more,  then  you  may  escape  the 
various  wards  of  this  Hall ;  and  if  to  this  book  you  add  examples 
of  rewards  and  punishments  following  upon  virtues  and  crimes,  and 
hand  them  down  to  posterity  for  the  good  of  the  human  race,  so 
that  all  who  read  may  repent  them  of  their  wickednesses — then 
they  will  be  without  sin,  and  you  not  without  merit ! 


THE  FIFTH  COURT. 

His  Infernal  Majesty,  Yen  Lo,31  said, — "Our  proper  place  is  in 
the  First  Court;  but,  pitying  those  who  die  by  foul  means,  and 
should  be  sent  back  to  earth  to  have  their  wrongs  redressed,  we 


whole  districts  as  their  particular  field  of  operations  and  are  very  jealous  of  any 
interference.  I  know  of  a  case  in  which  the  right  of  "  scavengering "  a  town 
had  been  in  the  same  family  for  generations,  and  no  one  dreamt  of  trying  to 
take  it  out  of  their  hands. 

29  Chiefly  alluding  to  small  temples  where  some  pious  spirit  may  have  lighted 
a  lamp  or  candle  to  the  glory  of  his  favourite  P'u-sa. 

30  This  is  done  either  by  making  a  figure  of  the  person  to  be  injured  and  burn- 
ing it  in  a  slow  fire,  like  the  old  practice  of  the  wax  figure  in  English  history ;  or 
by  obtaining  his  nativity  characters,  writing  them   out  on  a  piece  of  paper  and 
burning  them  in  a  candle,  muttering  all  the  time  whatsoever  mischief  it  is  hoped 
will  befall  him. 

31  Popularly  known  as  the  Chinese  Pluto.     The  Indian  Yama. 

B    B    2 


372  APPENDIX   A. 

have  moved  our  judgment-seat  to  the  great  hell  at  the  bottom  of 
the  Ocean,  away  to  the  north-east  below  the  Wu-chiao  rock,  and 
have  subdivided  this  hell  into  sixteen  wards  for  the  torment  of 
souls.  All  those  shades  who  come  before  us  have  already  suffered 
long  tortures  in  the  previous  four  Courts,  whence,  if  they  are 
hardened  sinners,  they  are  passed  on  after  seven  days  to  this  Court, 
where  if  again  found  to  be  utterly  hardened,  corruption  will  over- 
take them  by  the  fifth  or  seventh  day.  All  shades  cry  out  either 
that  they  have  left  some  vow  unfulfilled,  or  that  they  wish  to  build' 
a  temple  or  a  bridge,  make  a  road,  clean  out  a  river  or  well, 
publish  some  book  teaching  people  to  be  virtuous,  that  they  have 
not  released  their  due  number  of  lives,  that  they  have  filial  duties 
or  funeral  obsequies  to  perform,  some  act  of  kindness  to  repay,  &c., 
&c.  For  these  reasons  they  pray  to  be  allowed  to  return  once  more 
to  the  light  of  day,  and  are  always  ready  to  make  oath  that  hence- 
forth they  will  lead  most  exemplary  lives.  We,  hearing  this,  reply, 
— In  days  gone  by  ye  openly  worked  evil,  but  now  that  your  boat 
has  reached  the  midstream,  ye  bethink  yourselves  of  caulking  the 
leak.  For  although  P'u-sa  in  his  great  mercy  decreed  that  there 
should  be  a  modification  of  torture,  and  that  good  works  might  be 
set  off  against  evil,  the  same  being  submitted  to  God  and  ratified  by 
Divine  Decree,  to  be  further  published  in  the  realms  below  and  in 
the  Infernal  City — yet  we  Judges  of  the  Ten  Courts  have  not  yet 
received  one  single  virtuous  man  amongst  us,  who,  coming  in  the 
flesh,  might  carry  this  Divine  Panorama  back  with  him  to  the  light 
of  day.  Truly  those  who  suffer  in  hell  and  on  earth  cannot  com- 
plain, and  virtuous  men  are  rare  !  But  now  ye  have  come  to  my 
Court,  having  beheld  your  own  wickedness  in  the  mirror  of  sin. 
No  more — bull-headed,  horse-faced  devils,  away  with  them  to  the 
Terrace 32  that  they  may  once  more  gaze  upon  their  lost  homes  ! '" 
This  Terrace  is  curved  in  front  like  a  bow ;  it  looks  east,  west, 
and  south.  It  is  eighty-one  li  from  one  extreme  to  the  other.  The 
back  part  is  like  the  string  of  the  bow ;  it  is  enclosed  by  a  wall  of 
sharp  swords.  It  is  490  feet  high ;  its  sides  are  knife-blades ;  and 
the  whole  is  in  sixty-three  storeys.  No  good  shade  comes  to  this 
Terrace ;  neither  do  those  whose  balance  of  good  and  evil  is  exact. 
Wicked  souls  alone  behold  their  homes  close  by  and  can  see  and 
hear  what  is  going  on.  They  hear  old  and  young  talking  together ; 


32  The  celebrated  "  See-one's-home  Terrace.' 


APPENDIX    A.  373 

they  see  their  last  wishes  disregarded  and  their  instructions  dis- 
obeyed. Everything  seems  to  have  undergone  a  change.  The 
property  they  scraped  together  with  so  much  trouble  is  dissipated 
and  gone.  The  husband  thinks  of  taking  another  wife;  the 
widow  meditates  second  nuptials.33  Strangers  are  in  possession  of 
the  old  estate;  there  is  nothing  to  divide  amongst  the  children. 
Debts  long  since  paid  are  brought  again  for  settlement,  and  the 
survivors  are  called  upon  to  acknowledge  claims  upon  the  departed. 
Debts  owed  are  lost  for  want  of  evidence,  with  endless  recrimi- 
nations, abuse,  and  general  confusion,  all  of  which  falls  upon  the 
three  families 34  of  the  deceased.  They  in  their  anger  speak  ill  of 
him  that  is  gone.  He  sees  his  children  become  corrupt,  and  his 
friends  fall  away.  Some,  perhaps,  for  the  sake  of  bygone  times, 
may  stroke  the  coffin  and  let  fall  a  tear,  departing  quickly  with  a 
cold  smile.  Worse  than  that,  the  wife  sees  her  husband  tortured 
in  the  yamen ;  the  husband  sees  his  wife  victim  to  some  horrible 
disease,  lands  gone,  houses  destroyed  by  flood  or  fire,  and  every- 
thing in  unutterable  confusion — the  reward  of  former  sins.35  All 
souls,  after  the  misery  of  the  Terrace,  will  be  thrust  into  the  great 
Gehenna,  and,  when  the  amount  of  wickedness  of  each  has  been 
ascertained,  they  will  be  passed  through  the  sixteen  wards  for  the 
punishment  of  evil  hearts.  In  the  Gehenna  they  will  be  buried 
under  wooden  pillars,  bound  with  copper  snakes,  crushed  by  iron 
dogs,  tied  tightly  hand  and  foot,  be  ripped  open  and  have  their 
hearts  torn  out,  minced  up  and  given  to  snakes,  their  entrails  being 
thrown  to  dogs.  Then,  when  their  time  is  up,  the  pain  will  cease 
and  their  bodies  become  whole  once  more,  preparatory  to  being 
passed  through  the  sixteen  wards. 

In  the  first  are  non- worshippers  and  sceptics.  In  the  second, 
those  who  have  destroyed  or  hurt  living  creatures.  In  the  third, 
those  who  do  not  fulfil  their  vows.  In  the  fourth,  believers  in  false 
doctrines,  magicians,  and  sorcerers.  In  the  fifth,  those  who 


33  Regarded  by  the  Chinese  with  intense  disgust. 

34  Father's,  mother's,  and  wife's  families. 

35  I  know  of  few  more  pathetic  passages  throughout  all  the  exquisite  imagery 
of  the  Divine  Comedy  than  this  in  which  the  guilty  soul  is  supposed  to  look  back 
to  the  home  he  has  but  lately  left  and  gaze  in  bitter  anguish  on  his  desolate  hearth 
and  broken  household  gods.     For  once  the  gross  tortures  of  Chinese  Purgatory 
give  place  to  as  refined  and  as  dreadful  a  punishment  as  human  ingenuity  could 
well  devise. 


374 


APPENDIX   A. 


tyrannize  over  the  weak  but  cringe  to  the  strong ;  also  those  who 
openly  wish  for  another's  death.  In  the  sixth,  those  who  try  to  put 
their  misfortunes  on  to  other  people's  shoulders.  In  the  seventh, 
those  who  lead  immoral  lives.  In  the  eighth,  those  who  injure 
others  to  benefit  themselves.  In  the  ninth,  those  who  are  parsi- 
monious and  will  not  help  people  in  trouble.  In  the  tenth,  those 
who  steal  and  involve  the  innocent.  In  the  eleventh,  those  who 
forget  kindness  or  seek  revenge.  In  the  twelfth,  those  who  by  per- 
nicious drugs  stir  up  others  to  quarrel,  keeping  themselves  out  of 
harm's  way.  In  the  thirteenth,  those  who  deceive  or  spread  false 
reports.  In  the  fourteenth,  those  who  love  brawling  and  implicate 
others.  In  the  fifteenth,  those  who  envy  the  virtuous  and  wise. 
In  the  sixteenth,  those  who  are  lost  in  vice,  evil-speakers, 
slanderers,  and  such  like. 

All  who  disbelieve  the  doctrine  of  Cause  and  Effect,  who  obstruct 
good  works,  make  a  pretence  of  piety,  talk  of  other  people's  sins, 
burn  or  injure  religious  books,  omit  to  fast  when  praying  for  the 
sick,  interfere  with  the  adoration  of  Buddha,  slander  the  priest- 
hood, or,  if  scholars,  abstain  from  instructing  women  and  children  ; 
those  who  dig  up  graves  and  obliterate  all  traces  thereof,  set  light  to 
woods  and  forests,  allow  their  servants  to  be  careless  in  handling 
fire  and  thus  endanger  their  neighbours'  property ;  those  who 
wantonly  discharge  arrows  and  bolts,  who  try  their  strength  against 
the  sick  or  weak,  throw  potsherds  over  a  wall,  poison  fish,  let  off 
guns,  catch  birds  either  with  net,  sticky  pole,36  or  trap  ;  those  who 
throw  down  salt  to  kill  plants,  who  do  not  bury  dead  cats  and 
venomous  snakes  deep  in  the  ground,  who  dig  out  corpses,  who 
break  the  soil  or  alter  their  walls  and  stoves  at  wrong  seasons,37 
who  encroach  on  the  public  road  or  take  possession  of  other 
people's  land,  who  fill  up  wells  and  drains,  &c.,  &c., — all  these, 
when  they  return  from  the  Terrace,  shall  first  be  tortured  in  the 
great  Gehenna,  and  then  such  as  are  to  have  their  hearts  minced 
shall  be  passed  into  the  sixteen  wards,  thence  to  be  sent  on  to  the 
Sixth  Court  for  the  punishment  of  other  crimes.  Those  who  in  life 
have  not  been  guilty  of  the  above  sins,  or,  having  sinned,  did  on 


36  A  long  pole  tipped  with  a  kind  of  birdlime  is  cautiously  inserted  between 
the   branches  of  a  tree,  and  then  suddenly  dabbed  on   to  some  unsuspecting 
sparrow. 

37  If  this  is  done  in  Winter  or  Spring  the  Spirits  of  the  Hearth  and  Threshold 
are  liable  to  catch  cold. 


APPENDIX    A.  275 

the  8th  day  of  the  1st  moon,  fasting,  register  a  vow  to  sin  no  more, 
shall  not  only  escape  the  punishments  of  this  Court,  but  shall  also 
gain  some  further  remission  of  torture  in  the  Sixth  Court.  Those, 
however,  who  are  guilty  of  taking  life,  of  gross  immorality,  of 
stealing  and  implicating  the  innocent,  of  ingratitude  and  revenge, 
of  infatuated  vice  which  no  warnings  can  turn  from  its  course,— 
these  shall  not  escape  one  jot  of  their  punishments. 


THE  SIXTH  COURT. 

This  Court  is  situated  at  the  bottom  of  the  great  Ocean,  due 
north  of  the  Wu-chiao  rock.  It  is  a  vast,  noisy  Gehenna,  many 
leagues  in  extent,  and  around  it  are  sixteen  wards. 

In  the  first,  the  souls  are  made  to  kneel  for  long  periods  on  iron 
shot.  In  the  second,  they  are  placed  up  to  their  necks  in  filth.  In 
the  third,  they  are  pounded  till  the  blood  runs  out.  In  the  fourth, 
their  mouths  are  opened  with  iron  pincers  and  filled  full  of  needles. 
In  the  fifth,  they  are  bitten  by  rats.  In  the  sixth,  they  are 
enclosed  in  a  net  of  thorns  and  nipped  by  locusts.  In  the  seventh, 
they  are  crushed  to  a  jelly.  In  the  eighth,  their  skin  is  lacerated 
and  they  are  beaten  on  the  raw.  In  the  ninth,  their  mouths  are 
filled  with  fire.  In  the  tenth,  they  are  licked  by  flames.  In  the 
eleventh,  they  are  subjected  to  noisome  smells.  In  the  twelfth, 
they  are  butted  by  oxen  and  trampled  on  by  horses.  In  the 
thirteenth,  their  hearts  are  scratched.  In  the  fourteenth,  their 
heads  are  rubbed  till  their  skulls  come  off.  In  the  fifteenth,  they 
are  chopped  in  two  at  the  waist.  In  the  sixteenth,  their  skin  is 
taken  off  and  rolled  up  into  spills. 

Those  discontented  ones  who  rail  against  Heaven  and  revile 
Earth,  who  are  always  finding  fault  either  with  the  wind,  thunder, 
heat,  cold,  fine  weather  or  rain ;  those  who  let  their  tears  fall 
towards  the  north  ;38  who  steal  the  gold  from  the  inside39  or  scrape 
the  gilding  from  the  outside  of  images  ;  those  who  take  holy  names 
in  vain,  who  shew  no  respect  for  written  paper,  who  throw  down 
dirt  and  rubbish  near  pagodas  or  temples,  who  use  dirty  cook- 


38  I  presume  because  God  sits  with  his  face  to  the  south. 

39  Pious  and  wealthy  people  often  give  orders  for  an  image  of  a  certain  P'u-sa 
to  be  made  with  an  ounce  or  so  of  gold  inside. 


376  APPENDIX   A. 

houses  and  stoves  for  preparing  the  sacrificial  meats,  who  do  not 
abstain  from  eating  beef  and  dog-flesh ; 40  those  who  have  in  their 
possession  blasphemous  or  obscene  books  and  do  not  destroy  them, 
who  obliterate  or  tear  books  which  teach  man  to  be  good,  who 
carve  on  common  articles  of  household  use  the  symbol  of  the  origin 
of  all  things,41  the  Sun  and  Moon  and  Seven  Stars,  the  Royal 
Mother  and  the  God  of  Longevity  on  the  same  article,42  or  repre- 
sentations of  any  of  the  Immortals ;  those  who  embroider  the 
Svastika43  on  fancy  work,  or  mark  characters  on  silk,  satin,  or 
cloth,  on  banners,  beds,  chairs,  tables,  or  any  kind  of  utensil ;  those 
who  secretly  wear  clothes  adorned  with  the  dragon  and  the 
phoenix 44  only  to  be  trampled  under  foot,  who  buy  up  grain  and 
hold  until  the  price  is  exorbitantly  high — all  these  shall  be  thrust 
into  the  great  and  noisy  Gehenna,  there  to  be  examined  as  to  their 
misdeeds  and  passed  accordingly  into  one  of  the  sixteen  wards, 
whence,  at  the  expiration  of  their  time,  they  will  be  sent  for  further 
questioning  on  to  the  Seventh  Court. 

All  dwellers  upon  earth  who  on  the  8th  day  of  the  3rd  moon, 
fasting,  register  a  vow  from  that  date  to  sin  no  more,  and,  on  the 
1 4th  and  1 5th  of  the  5th  moon,  the  3rd  of  the  8th  moon,  and  the 
loth  of  the  loth  moon,  to  practise  abstinence,  vowing  moreover  to 
exert  themselves  to  convert  others, — these  shall  escape  the  bitter- 
ness of  all  the  above-mentioned  wards. 


THE  SEVENTH  COURT. 

His  Infernal  Majesty,  T'ai  Shan,  reigns  at  the  bottom  of  the 
great  Ocean,  away  to  the  north-west,  below  the  Wu-Chiao  rock. 


40  Primarily,  because  no  living  thing  should  be  killed  for  food.    The  ox  and 
the  dog  are  specified  because  of  their  kindly  services  to  man  in  tilling  the  earth 
and  guarding  his  home. 

41  The  symbol  of  the  Yin  and  the  Yang,  so  ably  and  so  poetically  explained  by 
Mr.  Alabaster  in  his  pamphlet  on  the  Doctrine  of  the  Ch'i. 

42  One  being  male  and  the  other  being  female.    This  calls  to  mind  the  extreme 
modesty  of  a  celebrated  French  lady,  who  would  not  put  books  by  male  and 
female  authors  on  the  same  shelf. 

13  The  symbol  on  Buddha's  heart ;  more  commonly  known  to  the  western 
world  as  Thor's  Hammer. 

44  Emblems  of  Imperial  dignity. 


APPENDIX   A.  377 

His  is  a  vast,  noisy  Court,  measuring  many  leagues  in  circum- 
ference and  subdivided  into  sixteen  wards,  as  follows  : — 

In  the  first,  the  wicked  souls  are  made  to  swallow  their  own 
blood.  In  the  second,  their  legs  are  pierced  and  thrust  into  a  fiery 
pit.  In  the  third,  their  chests  are  cut  open.  In  the  fourth,  their 
hair  is  torn  out  with  iron  combs.  In  the  fifth,  they  are  gnawed  by 
dogs.  In  the  sixth,  great  stones  are  placed  on  their  heads.  In  the 
seventh,  their  skulls  are  pierced.  In  the  eighth,  they  wear  fiery 
clothes.  In  the  ninth,  their  skin  is  torn  and  pulled  by  pigs.  In 
the  tenth,  they  are  pecked  by  huge  birds.  In  the  eleventh,  they 
are  hung  up  and  beaten  on  the  feet.  In  the  twelfth,  their  tongues 
are  pulled  out  and  their  jaws  bored.  In  the  thirteenth,  they  are 
disembowelled.  In  the  fourteenth,  they  are  trampled  on  by  mules 
and  bitten  by  badgers.  In  the  fifteenth,  their  fingers  are  ironed 
with  hot  irons.  In  the  sixteenth,  they  are  boiled  in  oil. 

All  mortals  who  practise  eating  red  lead45  and  certain  other 
nauseous  articles,46  who  spend  more  than  they  should  upon  wine, 
who  kidnap  human  beings  for  sale,  who  steal  clothes  and  ornaments 
from  coffins,  who  break  up  dead  men's  bones  for  medicine,  who 
separate  people  from  their  relatives,  who  sell  the  girl  brought  up  in 
the  house  to  be  their  son's  wife,  who  allow  their  wives 47  to  drown 
female  children,  who  stifle  their  illegitimate  offspring,  who  unite  to 
cheat  another  in  gambling,  who  act  as  tutors  without  being  properly 
strict,  and  thus  wrong  their  pupils,  who  beat  and  injure  their  slaves 
without  estimating  the  punishment  by  the  fault,  who  regard 
districts  entrusted  to  their  charge  in  the  light  of  so  much  spoil,  who 
disobey  their  elders,  who  talk  at  random  and  go  back  on  their 
word,  who  stir  up  others  to  quarrel  and  fight — all  these  shall,  upon 
verification  of  their  sins,  be  taken  from  the  great  Gehenna  and 
passed  through  the  proper  wards,  to  be  forwarded  when  their  time 
has  expired  to  the  Eighth  Court,  again  to  be  tortured  according  to 
their  deserts. 

All  things  may  not  be  used  as  drugs.  It  is  bad  enough  to  slay 
birds,  beasts,  reptiles,  and  fishes,  in  order  to  prepare  medicine 
for  the  sick ;  but  to  use  red  lead  and  many  of  the  filthy  messes  in 


43  Supposed  to  confer  immortality. 

46  Unfit  for  translation. 

47  This  is  ingeniously  expressed,  as  if  mothers  were  the  prime  movers  in  such 
unnatural  acts. 


378  APPENDIX   A. 

vogue  is  beyond  all  bounds  of  decency,  and  those  who  foul  their 
mouths  with  these  nasty  mixtures,  no  matter  how  virtuous  they  may 
otherwise  be,  will  not  only  derive  no  benefit  from  saying  their 
prayers,  but  will  be  punished  for  so  doing  without  mercy. 

Ye  who  hear  these  words  make  haste  to  repent !  From  to-day 
forbear  to  take  life,  buy  many  birds  and  animals  in  order  to  set 
them  free,48  and  every  morning  when  you  wash  your  teeth  mutter  a 
prayer  to  Buddha.  Thus,  when  your  last  hour  comes,  a  good  angel 
will  stand  by  your  side  and  purify  you  of  your  former  sins. 

Some  steal  the  bones  of  people  who  have  been  burnt  to  death  or 
the  bodies  of  illegitimate  children,  for  the  purpose  of  compounding 
medicines ;  others  steal  skulls  and  bones  (from  graves)  with  the 
same  object.  Worst  of  all  are  those  who  carry  off  bones  by  the 
basketful,  using  the  hard  ones  for  making  various  articles  and 
grinding  down  the  soft  ones  for  the  manufacture  of  pottery.49 
These,  no  matter  what  may  have  been  their  good  works  on  earth, 
will  not  obtain  thereby  any  remission  of  punishment ;  but  when 
they  are  brought  down  below,  the  Ruler  of  the  Infernal  Regions 
will  first  pass  them  from  the  great  Gehenna  into  the  proper  wards, 
and  will  send  instructions  to  the  Tenth  Court  that  when  they  are 
born  again  on  earth  it  shall  be  either  without  ears,  or  eyes,  hand, 
foot,  mouth,  lips,  or  nose,  or  maimed  in  some  way  or  other.  Yet 
such  as  have  thus  sinned  may  still  avoid  this  punishment,  if  only 
they  are  willing  to  pray  and  repent,  vowing  never  to  sin  again.  Or 
if  they  buy  coffins  for  the  poor  and  persuade  others  to  do  likewise, 
by  these  means  giving  a  decent  burial  to  many  corpses — then,  when 
the  death-summons  comes,  the  Spirits  of  the  Home  and  Hearth 
will  make  a  black  mark  upon  the  warrant,  and  punishment  will  be 
remitted. 

Sometimes,  when  there  is  a  famine,  people  have  nothing  to  eat 
and  die  of  hunger,  and  wicked  men,  almost  before  the  breath  is 
out  of  their  bodies,  cut  them  up  and  sell  their  flesh  to  others  for 
food — a  horrid  crime  indeed.  Those  who  are  guilty  of  such  prac- 
tices will,  on  arrival  in  the  lower  regions,  be  tortured  in  the 


48  On  fSte  days  at  temples  it  is  not  uncommon  to  see  cages  full  of  birds  hawked 
about  among  the  holiday-makers,  that  those  who  feel  twinges  of  conscience  may 
purchase  a  sparrow  or  two  and  relieve  themselves  from  anxiety  by  the  simple 
means  of  setting  them  at  liberty. 

*9  Bones  are  used  in  glazing  porcelain,  to  give  a  higher  finish. 


APPENDIX    A.  379 

various  Courts  for  the  space  of  forty-nine50  days,  and  then  the 
judge  of  the  Tenth  Court  will  be  instructed  to  notify  the  judge 
of  the  First  Court  to  put  them  down  in  his  register  for  a 
new  birth, — if  among  men,  as  hungry  famished  outcasts,  and  if 
among  animals  as  loathing  the  food  that  falls  to  their  lot,  and 
by-and-by  perishing  of  hunger.  Such  is  their  reward.  Besides  the 
above,  those  who  have  eaten  what  is  unfit  for  food  and  willingly 
continue  to  do  so,  will  be  punished  either  among  men  or  animals 
according  to  their  deserts.  Their  throats  will  swell,  and  though 
devoured  by  hunger  they  will  be  unable  to  swallow,  and  thus  die. 
Those  who  do  not  err  a  second  time  may  be  forgiven  as  they  de- 
serve ;  but  those  who  in  times  of  distress  subscribe  money  for  the 
sufferers,  prepare  gruel,  give  away  rice  to  the  needy,  or  distribute 
ginger  tea51  and  soup  in  the  open  street,  and  thus  sustain  life  a 
little  longer  and  do  real  good  to  their  fellow  creatures — -all  these 
shall  not  only  obtain  remission  of  their  sins,  but  carry  on  a  balance 
of  good  to  their  account  which  shall  ensure  them  a  happy  old  age  in 
the  life  to  come.52 

Of  the  above  three  clauses,  two  were  proposed  by  the  officials 
attached  to  this  Seventh  Court,  the  third  by  the  Chief  Justice  of  the 
great  Gehenna,  and  the  whole  submitted  together  for  the  approval 
of  God,  the  following  Rescript  being  obtained: — "Let  it  be  as 
proposed ;  let  the  three  clauses  be  copied  into  the  Divine 
Panorama,  and  let  the  officials  concerned  be  promoted  or  re- 
warded. Also,  in  case  of  crimes  other  than  those  already  pro- 
vided for,  let  such  be  punished  according  to  the  statutes  of  the 
Rulers  of  the  Four  Continents  on  earth,  and  let  any  evasion  of 
punishment  and  implication  of  innocent  people  be  at  once  reported 
by  the  proper  officials  for  our  consideration.  This  from  the  Throne  ! 
Obey  ! " 

O  ye  sons  and  daughters  of  men,  if  on  the  27th  of  the  3rd  moon, 
fasting  and  turned  towards  the  north,  ye  register  a  vow  to  pray  and 
repent,  and  to  publish  the  whole  of  the  Divine  Panorama  for  the 
enlightenment  of  mankind,  then  ye  may  escape  the  bitterness  of 
this  Seventh  Court. 


50  The   seven   periods  of  seven  days  each  which  occur  immediately  after  a 
death  and  at  which  the  departed  shade  is  appeased  with  food  and  offerings  of 
various  kinds. 

51  To  warm  them. 

52  When  they  are  born  again  on  earth. 


380  APPENDIX   A. 


THE  EIGHTH  COURT. 

His  Infernal  Majesty,  Tu  Shih,  reigns  at  the  bottom  of  the 
great  Ocean,  due  east  below  the  Wu-chiao  rock,  in  a  vast  noisy 
Court  many  leagues  in  extent,  subdivided  into  sixteen  wards  as 
follows : — 

In  the  first,  the  wicked  souls  are  rolled  down  mountains  in  carts. 
In  the  second,  they  are  shut  up  in  huge  saucepans.  In  the  third, 
they  are  minced.  In  the  fourth,  their  noses,  eyes,  mouths,  &c.  are 
stopped  up.  In  the  fifth,  their  uvulas  are  cut  off.  In  the  sixth, 
they  are  exposed  to  all  kinds  of  filth.  In  the  seventh,  their  ex- 
tremities are  cut  off.  In  the  eighth,  their  viscera  M  are  fried.  In 
the  ninth,  their  marrow  is  cauterized.  In  the  tenth,  their  bowels 
are  scratched.  In  the  eleventh,  they  are  inwardly  burned  with  fire. 
In  the  twelfth,  they  are  disembowelled.  In  the  thirteenth,  their 
chests  are  torn  open.  In  the  fourteenth,  their  skulls  are  split  and 
their  teeth  dragged  out.  In  the  fifteenth,  they  are  hacked  and 
gashed.  In  the  sixteenth,  they  are  pricked  with  steel  prongs. 

Those  who  are  unfilial,  who  do  not  nourish  their  relatives  while 
alive  or  bury  them  when  dead,  who  subject  their  parents  to  fright, 
sorrow,  or  anxiety — if  they  do  not  quickly  repent  them  of  their 
former  sins,  the  spirit  of  the  Hearth  will  report  their  misdoings  and 
gradually  deprive  them  of  what  prosperity  they  may  be  enjoying. 
Those  who  indulge  in  magic  and  sorcery  will,  after  death,  when 
they  have  been  tortured  in  the  other  Courts,  be  brought  here  to 
this  Court,  and  dragged  backwards  by  bull-headed  horse-faced 
devils  to  be  thrust  into  the  great  Gehenna.  Then  when  they  have 
been  tortured  in  the  various  wards  they  will  be  passed  on  to  the 
Tenth  Court,  whence  at  the  expiration  of  a  kalpa  54  they  will  be  sent 
back  to  earth  with  changed  heads  and  faces  for  ever  to  find  their 
place  amongst  the  brute  creation.  But  those  who  believe  in  the 
Divine  Panorama,  and  on  the  1st  of  the  4th  moon  make  a  vow  of 
repentance,  repeating  the  same  every  night  and  morning  to  the 
Spirit  of  the  Hearth,  shall,  by  virtue  of  one  of  three  characters, 
obedient,  acquiescent,  or  repentant,  to  be  traced  on  their  foreheads  at 


53  Heart,  lungs,  spleen,  liver,  and  kidneys. 

54  Many  millions  of  years. 


APPENDIX    A.  381 

death  by  the  Spirit  of  the  Hearth,  escape  half  the  punishments 
from  the  first  to  the  Seventh  Court  inclusive,  and  escape  this  Eighth 
Court  altogether,  being  passed  on  to  the  Ninth  Court,  where  cases 
of  arson  and  poisoning  are  investigated,  and  finally  born  again  from 
the  Tenth  Court  among  mankind  as  before. 

To  this  God  added,  "Whosoever  may  circulate  the  Divine 
Panorama  for  the  information  of  the  world  at  large  shall  escape 
all  punishment  from  the  First  to  the  Eighth  Court  inclusive.  Pass- 
ing through  the  Ninth  and  Tenth  Courts,  they  shall  be  born  again 
amongst  men  in  some  happy  state. 


THE  NINTH  COURT. 

His  Infernal  Majesty,  P'ing  Teng,  reigns  at  the  bottom  of  the 
great  Ocean,  away  to  the  south-west,  below  the  Wu-chiao  rock. 
His  is  the  vast,  circular  hell  of  A-pi,  many  leagues  in  breadth, 
jealously  enclosed  by  an  iron  net,  and  subdivided  into  sixteen  wards, 
as  follows : — 

In  the  first,  the  wicked  souls  have  their  bones  beaten  and  their 
bodies  scorched.  In  the  second,  their  muscles  are  drawn  out  and 
their  bones  rapped.  In  the  third,  ducks  eat  their  heart  and  liver. 
In  the  fourth,  dogs  eat  their  intestines  and  lungs.  In  the  fifth,  they 
are  splashed  with  hot  oil.  In  the  sixth,  their  heads  are  crushed  in 
a  frame,  and  their  tongues  and  teeth  are  drawn  out.  In  the 
seventh,  their  brains  are  taken  out  and  their  skulls  filled  with 
hedge-hogs.  In  the  eighth,  their  heads  are  steamed  and  their  brains 
scraped.  In  the  ninth,  they  are  dragged  about  by  sheep  till  they 
drop  to  pieces.  In  the  tenth,  they  are  squeezed  in  a  wooden  press 
and  pricked  on  the  head.  In  the  eleventh,  their  hearts  are  ground 
in  a  mill.  In  the  twelfth,  boiling  water  drips  on  to  their  bodies. 
In  the  thirteenth,  they  are  stung  by  wasps.  In  the  fourteenth,  they 
are  tortured  by  ants  and  maggots ;  they  are  then  stewed,  and  finally 
wrung  out  (like  clothes).  In  the  fifteenth,  they  are  stung  by 
scorpions.  In  the  sixteenth,  they  are  tortured  by  venomous  snakes, 
crimson  and  scarlet. 

All  who  on  earth  have  committed  one  of  the  ten  great  crimes, 
and  have  deserved  either  the  lingering  death,  decapitation,  strangu- 
lation, or  other  punishment,  shall,  after  passing  through  the 
tortures  of  the  previous  Courts,  be  brought  to  this  Court,  together 


382  APPENDIX   A. 

with  those  guilty  of  arson,  of  making  ku  poison,55  bad  books, 
stupefying  drugs,  and  many  other  disgraceful  acts.  Then,  if  it  be 
found  that,  hearkening  to  the  words  of  the  Divine  Panorama,  they 
subsequently  destroyed  the  blocks  of  these  books,  burnt  their 
prescriptions,  and  ceased  practising  the  magical  art,  they  shall 
escape  the  punishments  of  this  Court  and  be  passed  on  to  the  Tenth 
Court,  thence  to  be  born  again  amongst  the  sons  of  men.  But  if, 
having  heard  the  warnings  of  the  Divine  Panorama,  they  still 
continue  to  sin,  from  the  Second  to  the  Eighth  Court  their  tortures 
shall  be  increased.  They  shall  be  bound  on  to  a  hollow  copper 
pillar,  clasping  it  round  with  their  hands  and  feet.  Then  the  pillar 
shall  be  filled  with  fierce  fire,  so  as  to  burn  into  their  heart  and 
liver;  and  afterwards  their  feet  shall  be  plunged  into  the  great 
Gehenna  of  A-pi,  knives  shall  be  thrust  into  their  lungs,  they  shall 
bite  their  own  hearts,  and  gradually  sink  to  the  uttermost  depths  of 
hell,  there  to  endure  excruciating  torments  until  the  victims  of  their 
wickedness  have  either  recovered  the  property  out  of  which  they 
were  cheated,  or  the  life  that  was  taken  away  from  them,  and  until 
every  trace  of  book,  prescription,  picture,  £c.  formerly  used  by 
these  wicked  souls  has  disappeared  from  the  face  of  the  earth.  t 
Then,  and  only  then,  may  they  pass  into  the  Tenth  Court  to  be  born 
again  in  one  of  the  Six  States  of  existence. 

O  ye  who  have  committed  such  crimes  as  these,  on  the  8th  of  the 
4th  moon,  or  the  1st  or  I5th  (of  any  moon),  fasting  swear  that  you 
will  buy  up  all  bad  books  and  magical  pamphlets  and  utterly  destroy 
them  with  fire;  or  that  you  will  circulate  copies  of  the  Divine 
Panorama  to  be  a  warning  to  others !  Then,  when  your  last 
moment  is  at  hand,  the  Spirit  of  the  Hearth  will  write  on  your 
forehead  the  two  words  He  obeyed,  and  from  the  Second  up  to  the 
Ninth  Court  your  good  deeds  will  be  rewarded  by  a  diminution  of 
such  punishments  as  you  have  incurred.  People  in  the  higher  ranks 
of  life  who  secure  incendiaries  or  murderers,  who  destroy  the 
blocks  of  bad  books,  or  publish  notices  warning  others,  and  offer 
rewards  for  the  production  of  such  books,  will  be  rewarded  by  the 
success  of  their  sons  and  grandsons  at  the  public  examinations. 


55  The  following  recipe  for  this  deadly  poison  is  given  in  the  well-known 
Chinese  work  Instructions  to  Coroners: — "Take  a  quantity  of  insects  of  all 
kinds  and  throw  them  into  a  vessel  of  any  kind  ;  cover  them  up,  and  let  a  year 
pass  away  before  you  look  at  them  again.  The  insects  will  have  killed  and  eaten 
each  other,  until  there  is  only  one  survivor,  and  this  one  is  Ku" 


APPENDIX   A.  383 

Poor  people  who,  by  a  great  effort,  manage  to  have  the  Divine 
Panorama  circulated  for  the  benefit  of  mankind,  will  be  forwarded 
at  once  to  the  Tenth  Court,  and  thence  be  born  again  in  some  happy 
state  on  earth. 


THE  TENTH   COURT. 

His  Infernal  Majesty,  Chuan  Lun,56  reigns  in  the  Dark  Land, 
due  east,  away  below  the  Wu-chiao  rock,  just  opposite  the  Wu-cho 
of  this  world.  There  he  has  six  bridges,  of  gold,  silver,  jade, 
stone,  wood,  and  planks,  over  which  all  souls  must  pass.  He 
examines  the  shades  that  are  sent  from  the  other  courts,  and, 
according  to  their  deserts,  sends  them  back  to  earth  as  men, 
women,  old,  young,  high,  low,  rich,  or  poor,  forwarding  monthly  a 
list  of  their  names  to  the  judge  of  the  First  Court  for  transmission 
to  Feng-tu.5r 

The  regulations  provide  that  all  beasts,  birds,  fishes,  and  insects, 
whether  biped,  quadruped,  or  otherwise,  shall  after  death  become 
chien,^  to  be  born  again  for  long  and  short  lives  alternately.  But 
such  as  may  possibly  have  taken  life,  and  such  as  must  necessarily 
have  taken  life,  will  pass  through  a  revolution  of  the  Wheel,  and 
then,  when  their  sins  have  been  examined,  they  will  be  sent  up  on 
earth  to  receive  the  proper  retribution.  At  the  end  of  every  year  a 
report  will  be  forwarded  to  Feng-tu. 

Those  scholars  who  study  the  Book  of  Changes,  or  priests  who 
chant  their  liturgies,  cannot  be  tortured  in  the  Ten  Courts  for  the 
sins  they  have  committed.  When  they  come  to  this  Court  their 
names  and  features  are  taken  down  in  a  book  kept  for  the  purpose, 
and  they  are  forwarded  to  Mother  Meng,  who  drives  them  on  to  the 
Terrace  of  Oblivion  and  doses  them  with  the  draught  of  forgetful- 
ness.  Then  they  are  born  again  in  the  world  for  a  day,  a  week,  or 
it  may  be  a  year,  when  they  die  once  more ;  and  now,  having  for- 
gotten the  holy  words  of  the  Three  Religions,59  they  are  carried  off 


36  He  who  "turns  the  wheel ;"  a  chakravartti  raja. 

57  The  capital  city  of  the  Infernal  Regions. 

58  The  ghosts  of  dead  people  are  believed  to  be  liable  to  death.    The  ghost  of 
a  ghost  is  called  chien. 

59  On  the  "Three  Systems."    See  Note  8.   Appendix. 


384  APPENDIX   A. 

by  devils  to  the  various  Courts,  and  are  properly  punished  for  their 
former  crimes. 

All  souls  whose  balance  of  good  and  evil  is  exact,  whose  period, 
or  whose  crimes  are  many  and  good  deeds  few,  as  soon  as  their 
future  state  has  been  decided, — man,  woman,  beautiful,  ugly,  com- 
fort, toil,  wealth,  or  poverty,  as  the  case  may  be, — must  pass 
through  the  Terrace  of  Oblivion. 

Amongst  those  shades,  on  their  way  to  be  born  again  in  the  world 
of  human  beings,  there  are  often  to  be  found  women  who  cry  out 
that  they  have  some  old  and  bitter  wrong  to  avenge,60  and  that 
rather  than  be  born  again  amongst  men  they  would  prefer  to  enter 
the  ranks  of  hungry  devils.61  On  examining  them  more  closely  it 
generally  comes  out  that  they  are  the  virtuous  victims  of  some 
wicked  student,  who  may  perhaps  have  an  eye  to  their  money,  and 
accordingly  dresses  himself  out  to  entrap  them,  or  promises  marriage 
when  sometimes  he  has  a  wife  already,  or  offers  to  take  care  of  an 
aged  mother  or  a  late  husband's  children.  Thus  the  foolish  women 
are  beguiled,  and  put  their  property  in  the  wicked  man's  hands. 
By-and-by  he  turns  round  upon  and  reviles  them,  and,  losing  face 
in  the  eyes  of  their  relatives  and  friends,  with  no  one  to  redress 
their  wrong,  they  are  driven  to  commit  suicide.  Then,  hearing62 
that  their  seducer  is  likely  to  succeed  at  the  examination,  they  beg 
and  implore  to  be  allowed  to  go  back  and  compass  his  death. 
Now,  although  what  they  urge  is  true  enough,  yet  that  man's 
destiny  may  not  be  worked  out,  or  the  transmitted  effects  of  his 
ancestors'  virtue  may  not  have  passed  away;63  therefore,  as  a 
compromise,  these  injured  shades  are  allowed  to  send  a  spirit  to  the 
Examination  Hall  to  hinder  and  confuse  him  in  the  preparation  of 
his  paper,  or  to  change  the  names  on  the  published  list  of  successful 
candidates ;  and  finally,  when  his  hour  arrives,  to  proceed  with  the 
spirit  who  carries  the  death-summons,  seize  him,  and  bring  him  to 
the  First  Court  of  judgment. 

Ye  who  on  the  iyth  of  the  4th  moon  swear  to  carry  out  the  precepts 
of  the  Divine  Panorama,  and  frequently  make  these  words  the 


60  Women  are  considered  in  China  to  be  far  more  revengeful  than  men. 

61  See  Authors  Own  Record (in  Introduction),  note  26. 
68  While  in  Purgatory. 

63  It  was  mentioned  above  that  the  rewards  for  virtue  would  be  continued  to  a 
man's  sons  and  grandsons. 


APPENDIX    A.  385 

subject  of  your  conversation,  may  in  the  life  to  come  be  born  again 
amongst  men  and  escape  official  punishments,  fire,  flood,  and  all 
accidents  to  the  body. 

The  place  where  the  Wheel  of  Fate  goes  round  is  many  leagues 
in  extent,  enclosed  on  all  sides  by  an  iron  palisade.  Within  are 
eighty-one  subdivisions,  each  of  which  has  its  proper  officers  and 
magisterial  appointments.  Beyond  the  palisade  there  is  a  labyrinth 
of  108,000  paths  leading  by  direct  and  circuitous  routes  back  to 
earth.  Inside  it  is  as  dark  as  pitch,  and  through  it  pass  the  spirits 
of  priest  and  layman  alike.  But  to  one  who  looks  from  the  outside 
everything  is  seen  as  clear  as  crystal,  and  the  attendants  who  guard 
the  place  all  have  the  faces  and  features  they  had  at  their  birth. 
These  attendants  are  chosen  from  virtuous  people  who  in  life  were 
noted  for  filial  piety,  friendship,  or  respect  for  life,  and  are  sent  here 
to  look  after  the  working  of  the  Wheel  and  such  duties.  If  for  a 
space  of  five  years  they  make  no  mistakes  they  are  promoted  to  a 
higher  office ;  but  if  found  to  be  lazy  or  careless  they  are  reported 
to  the  Throne  for  punishment. 

Those  who  in  life  have  been  unfilial  or  have  destroyed  much  life, 
when  they  have  been  tortured  in  the  various  Courts  are  brought 
here  and  beaten  to  death  with  peach  twigs.  They  then  become 
chien,  and  with  changed  heads  and  altered  faces  are  turned  out 
into  the  labyrinth  to  proceed  by  the  path  which  ends  in  the  brute 
creation. 

Birds,  beasts,  fishes  and  insects,  may  after  many  myriads  of 
kalpas  again  resume  their  original  shapes ;  and  if  there  are  any 
that  during  three  existences  do  not  destroy  life,  they  may  be  born 
amongst  human  beings  as  a  reward,  a  record  being  made  and  their 
names  forwarded  to  the  First  Court  for  approval.  But  all  shades 
of  men  and  women  must  proceed  to  the  Terrace  of  Oblivion. 

Mother  Meng  was  born  in  the  Earlier  Han  Dynasty.  In  her 
childhood  she  studied  books  of  the  Confucian  school  ;  when  she 
grew  up  she  chanted  the  liturgies  of  Buddha.  Of  the  past  and 
the  future  she  had  no  care,  but  occupied  herself  in  exhorting 
mankind  to  desist  from  taking  life  and  become  vegetarians.  At 
eighty-one  years  of  age  her  hair  was  white  and  her  complexion  like 
a  child's.  She  lived  and  died  a  virgin,  calling  herself  simply 
Meng ;  but  men  called  her  Mother  Meng.  She  retired  to  the 
hills  and  lived  as  a  religicuse  until  the  Later  Han.  Then,  becaufe 
certain  evil-doers,  relying  on  their  knowledge  of  the  past,  used  to 

VOL.    II.  C   C 


386  APPENDIX   A. 

beguile  women  by  pretending  to  have  been  their  husbands  in  a 
former  life,  God  commissioned  Mother  Meng  to  build  the  Terrace  of 
Oblivion,  and  appointed  her  as  guardian,  with  devils  to  wait  upon 
her  and  execute  her  commands.  It  was  arranged  that  all  shades 
who  had  been  sentenced  in  the  Ten  Courts  to  return  in  various 
conditions  to  earth  should  first  be  dosed  by  her  with  a  decoction  of 
herbs,  sweet,  bitter,  acrid,  sour  or  salt.  Thus  they  forgot  every- 
thing that  has  previously  happened  to  them,  and  carry  away  with 
them  to  earth  some  slight  weaknesses  such  as  the  mouth  watering  at 
the  thought  (of  something  nice),  laughter  inducing  perspiration,  fear 
inducing  tears,  anger  inducing  sobs,  or  spitting  from  nervousness. 
Good  spirits  who  go  back  into  the  world  will  have  their  senses  of 
sight,  hearing,  smell,  and  taste  very  much  increased  in  power,  and 
their  physical  strength  and  constitution  generally  will  be  much 
bettered.  But  evil  spirits  will  experience  the  exact  contrary  of  this, 
as  a  reward  for  previous  sins  and  as  a  warning  to  others  to  pray  and 
repent. 

The  Terrace  is  situated  in  front  of  the  Ten  Courts,  outside  the 
six  bridges.  It  is  square,  measuring  ten  (Chinese)  feet  every  way, 
and  surrounded  by  1 08  small  rooms.  To  the  east  there  is  a  raised 
path,  one  foot  four  inches  in  breadth,  and  in  the  rooms  above- 
mentioned  are  prepared  cups  of  forgetfulness  ready  for  the  arrival  of 
the  shades.  Whether  they  swallow  much  or  little  it  matters  not ;  but 
sometimes  there  are  perverse  devils  who  altogether  refuse  to  drink. 
Then  beneath  their  feet  sharp  blades  start  up,  and  a  copper  tube 
is  forced  down  their  throats,  by  which  means  they  are  compelled 
to  swallow  some.  When  they  have  drunk,  they  are  raised  by  the 
attendants  and  escorted  back  by  the  same  path.  They  are  next 
pushed  on  to  the  Bitter  Bamboo  floating  bridge,  with  torrents  of 
rushing  red  water  on  either  side.  Half  way  across  they  perceive 
written  in  large  characters  on  a  red  cliff  on  the  opposite  side  the 
following  lines : — 

"  To  be  a  man  is  easy,  but  to  act  up  to  one's  responsibilities  as  such  is  hard. 
Yet  to  be  a  man  once  again  is  harder  still. 

For  those  who  would  be  born  again  in  some  happy  state  there  is  no  great 

difficulty ; 
It  is  only  necessary  to  keep  mouth  and  heart  in  harmony." 

When  the  shades  have  read  these  words  they  try  to  jump  on  shore, 
but  are  beaten  back  into  the  water  by  two  huge  devils.  One  has 
on  a  black  official  hat  and  embroidered  clothes ;  in  his  hand  he 


APPENDIX   A.  387 

holds  a  paper  pencil,  and  over  his  shoulder  he  carries  a  sharp 
sword.  Instruments  of  torture  hang  at  his  waist,  fiercely  he  glares 
out  of  his  large  round  eyes  and  laughs  a  horrid  laugh.  His  name  is 
Short  Life.  The  other  has  a  dirty  face  smeared  with  blood  ;  he  has 
on  a  white  coat,  an  abacus  in  his  hand  and  a  rice  sack  over  his 
shoulder.  Round  his  neck  hangs  a  string  of  paper  money ;  his 
brow  contracts  hideously,  and  he  utters  long  sighs.  His  name  is 
They  have  their  reward,  and  his  duty  is  to  push  the  shades  into 
the  red  water.  The  wicked  and  foolish  rejoice  at  the  prospect  of 
being  born  once  more  as  human  beings  ;  but  the  better  shades  weep 
and  mourn  that  in  life  they  did  not  lay  up  a  store  of  virtuous  acts, 
and  thus  pass  away  from  the  state  of  mortals  for  ever.64  Yet  they 
all  rush  on  to  birth  like  an  infatuated  or  drunken  crowd ;  and 
again,  in  their  early  childhood,  hanker  after  the  forbidden  flavours.65 
Then,  regardless  of  consequences,  they  begin  to  destroy  life,  and 
thus  forfeit  all  claims  to  the  mercy  and  compassion  of  God. 
They  take  no  thought  as  to  the  end  that  must  overtake  them  ; 
and  finally,  they  bring  themselves  once  more  to  the  same  horrid 
plight. 


64  That  is,  go  to  heaven. 
63  Of  meat,  wine,  &c. 

C   C    2 


APPENDIX    B. 


ANCESTRAL  WORSHIP. 

"The  rudimentary  form  of  all  religion  is  the  propitiation  of  dead 
ancestors,  who  are  supposed  to  be  still  existing,  and  to  be  capable 
of  working  good  or  evil  to  their  descendants." — SPENCER'S  ESSAYS. 
Vol.  iii.,  p.  102. — The  Origin  of  Animal  Worship. 

BILOCATION. 

"As  a  general  rule,  people  are  apt  to  consider  it  impossible  for  a 
man  to  be  in  two  places  at  once,  and  indeed  a  saying  to  that  effect 
has  become  a  popular  saw.  But  the  rule  is  so  far  from  being 
universally  accepted,  that  the  word  'bilocation '  has  been  invented 
to  express  the  miraculous  faculty  possessed  by  certain  saints  of  the 
Roman  Church,  of  being  in  two  places  at  once  ;  like  St.  Alfonso  di 
Liguori,  who  had  the  useful  power  of  preaching  his  sermon  in 
church  while  he  was  confessing  penitents  at  home." — TYLOR'S 
Primitive  Cttltttre.  Vol.  i.,  p.  447. 

BURIAL  RITES. 

"Hence  the  various  burial  rites — the  placing  of  weapons  and 
valuables  along  with  the  body,  the  daily  bringing  of  food  to  it,  £c. 
I  hope  hereafter,  to  show  that  with  such  knowledge  of  facts  as  he 
has,  this  interpretation  is  the  most  reasonable  the  savage  can 
arrive  at." — SPENCER'S  ESSAYS.  Vol.  iii.,  p.  104. — The  Origin  of 
Animal  Worship. 

DREAMS. 

"  The  distinction  so  easily  made  by  us  between  our  life  in  dreams 
and  our  real  life,  is  one  which  the  savage  recognises  in  but  a  vague 


390  APPENDIX    B. 

way ;  and  he  cannot  express  even  that  distinction  which  he  per- 
ceives. When  he  awakes,  and  to  those  who  have  seen  him  lying 
quietly  asleep,  describes  where  he  has  been,  and  what  he  has  done, 
his  rude  language  fails  to  state  the  difference  between  seeing  and 
dreaming  that  he  saw,  doing  and  dreaming  that  he  did.  From  this 
inadequacy  of  his  language  it  not  only  results  that  he  cannot  truly 
represent  this  difference  to  others,  but  also  that  he  cannot  truly  re- 
present it  to  himself." — SPENCER'S  ESSAYS.  Vol.  iii.,  pp.  103,104. 


SHADE  OR  SHADOW. 

"The  ghost  or  phantasm  seen  by  the  dreamer  or  the  visionary  is 
an  unsubstantial  form,  like  a  shadow,  and  thus  the  familiar  term  of 
the  shade  comes  in  to  express  the  soul.  Thus  the  Tasmanian  word 
for  the  shadow  is  also  that  for  the  spirit ;  the  Algonquin  Indians 
describe  a  man's  soul  as  otahchuk,  '  his  shadow ; '  the  Quiche 
language  uses  natub  for  'shadow,  soul ; '  the  Arawac  ueja  means 
'  shadow,  soul,  image ; "  the  Abipones  made  the  one  word  lodkal 
serve  for  'shadow,  soul,  echo,  image." — TYLOR'S  Primitive  Culttire. 
Vol.  i.,  p.  430. 


SHADOW. 

"Thus  the  dead  in  Purgatory  knew  that  Dante  was  alive  when 
they  saw  that,  unlike  theirs,  his  figure  cast  a  shadow  on  the 
ground." — TYLOR'S  Primitive  Culture.  Vol.  i.,  p.  431. 

THE  SOUL. 

"  The  savage,  conceiving  a  corpse  to  be  deserted  by  the  active 
personality  who  dwelt  in  it,  conceives  this  active  personality  to  be 
still  existing,  and  his  feelings  and  ideas  concerning  it  form  the  basis 
of  his  superstitions. — SPENCER'S  ESSAYS.  VoL  iii.,  p.  103. — The 
Origin  of  Animal  Worship. 

TRANSMIGRATION. 

"Whether  the  Buddhists  receive  the  full  Hindu  doctrine  of  the 
migration  of  the  individual  soul  from  birth  to  birth,  or  whether  they 
refine  away  into  metaphysical  subtleties  the  notion  of  continued 
personality,  they  do  consistently  and  systematically  hold  that  a 


APPENDIX    B.  391 

man's  life  in  former  existences  is  the  cause  of  his  now  being  what  he 
is,  while  at  this  moment  he  is  accumulating  merit  or  demerit  whose 
result  will  determine  his  fate  in  future  lives." — TYLOR'S  Primitive 
Culture.  Vol.  ii.,  p.  12. 

TRANSMIGRATION. 

"Memory,  it  is  true,  fails  generally  to  recall  these  past  births, 
but  memory,  as  we  know,  stops  short  of  the  beginning  even  of  this 
present  life." — TYLOR'S  Primitive  Culture.  Vol.  ii.,  p.  12. 

TRANSMIGRATION. 

"As  for  believers,  savage  or  civilised,  in  the  great  doctrine  of 
metempsychosis,  these  not  only  consider  that  an  animal  may  have  a 
soul,  but  that  this  soul  may  have  inhabited  a  human  being,  and  thus 
the  creature  may  be  in  fact  their  own  ancestor  or  once  familiar 
friend." — TYLOR'S  Primitive  Culture.  Vol.  i.,  p.  469. 

TREE-SOULS. 

"Orthodox  Buddhism  decided  against  the  tree-souls,  and  con- 
sequently against  the  scruple  to  harm  them,  declaring  trees  to  have 
no  mind  nor  sentient  principle,  though  admitting  that  certain  dewas 
or  spirits  do  reside  in  the  body  of  trees,  and  speak  from  within 
them." — TYLOR'S  Primitive  Culture.  Vol.  i.,  p.  475. 


THOS.    UE  LA   RUE  AND  CO.,    PRINTERS.    BUNHILL   ROW,    LONDON. 


INDEX  TO  THE  NOTES. 


VOL. 

PAGE 

NOTE 

Abstinence  from  Wine  and  Meat  

i. 

23 

2 

Actors           ...         ...         ...         

i. 

218 

I 

Adoption       ...         ...         ...         

i. 

386 

9 

,,            ...         ...         ...         

...     11. 

156 

6 

...     11. 

272 

2 

Adulteration             ...         ...         

332 

I 

Age  of  graduates 

i. 

345 

I 

Age  to  marry 

i. 

H3 

6 

Alchemy 

i. 

65 

ii 

...     11. 

3i3 

i 

Alms'-bowl   ...         

i. 

246 

i 

,,             ...         ...         ...         

i. 

395 

10 

Amusements,  Literary         

i. 

215 

i 

Anatomy,  Chinese  ...         ...         

...     11. 

253 

i 

"Angels"  of  Taoism          ...         

i. 

17 

i 

Arbiter  of  Life  and  Death             

i. 

226 

i 

Archery         ...          ...          

i. 

9i 

3 

Aristocracy,  The      ...         

i. 

1  86 

i 

Auspicious  Sites       ...         

i. 

336 

i 

Bad  Sons       ...         

i. 

147 

2 

...     11. 

212 

I 

...     11. 

28l 

3 

Bambooing    ...         

i. 

55 

4 

Banquets,  Theatrical  Entertainments  during 

...     ii. 

54 

II 

Beadles 

i. 

17 

2 

Beauty,  Chinese 

...     ii. 

123 

4 

Beggars         

i. 

246 

2 

Betrothals     

i. 

1  08 

2 

...      i. 

193 

10 

...      i. 

227 

2 

Bikshu           

i. 

395 

10 

394  INDEX. 

VOL.  PAGE  NOTE 

Blowing  into  meat  ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  306  2 

Blue  China  Epoch ii.  303  i 

Bodhisatva i.  208  5 

Bridal  procession     ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  i.  338  2 

Bridegroom  living  in  bride's  family          ...         ...  i.  193  8 

Brotherly  deference             i.  314  i 

„    dependence    ...    ...    ...    ...  i.  318  4 

Brothers  having  separate  establishments  ...         ...  ii.  322  3 

Brown  deer  of  Formosa     ...         ...         ...         ...  i.  399  6 

Buddha,  Repeating  the  name  of    ...         ...         ...  i.  367  2 

"  Bull's  hide "  trick,  The ii.  180  2 

Burials           i.  197  2 

Burying  stray  bones,  £c.    ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  147  II 

Caligraphy    ...         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  174  14 

Capping  verses         i.  332  3 

ii.  57  I 

Cash i.  6  2 

„ : ii.  171  5 

Cat  and  dog  Restaurant      ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  308  I 

Catalepsy      ...         ...         ...         ...         i.  4  5 

...         ii.  73  2 

Celibacy        i.  23  2 

Censorate,  The        i.  229  4 

Chai-mui       ...         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  i.  333  6 

Chamber  of  Horrors           ...         ...         ...         ...  i.  93  2 

Change  of  residence           ...         ...         ...         ...  i.  321  5 

Charitable  gifts         i.  137  4 

Chess,  Chinese         i.  46  6 

Chou,  General         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  221  4 

Chowry         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  71  5 

Clay-image  makers  ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  276  i 

Clepsydra      ...         ...         i.  49  4 

"  Climbing  trees  to  catch  fish "     ...         ...         ...  ii.  305  i 

Coffins          i.  102  12 

i.  197  3 

,,      deposited  in  Temples         i.  237  2 

,,      for  poor  people       ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  316  5 

Sleeping  in             ii.  354  3 

Concubines i.  395  n 

Confucius,  Descendants  of            i.  33  i 


INDEX.  395 

VOL.        PAGE      NOTE 


Conservatism 

i. 

427 

5 

Contemplation,  Priestly 

...     11. 

71 

4 

Coroners       

11. 

196 

2 

Counting  cattle,  Method  of 

ii. 

255 

5 

Cow-herd  and  the  Lady 

i. 

27 

2 

Cricket-fighting 

i. 

75 

2 

Crows,  Feeding  the 

i. 

279 

2 

Cumquats 

...     11. 

301 

I 

Cycle,  The  Chinese 

i. 

1  80 

8 

Cynthia,  The  Chinese 

i. 

171 

3 

Damon  and  Pythias 

i. 

166 

i 

Death            

i. 

150 

5 

,,       Fear  of 

i. 

101 

ii 

Death-summons,  The 

i. 

150 

5 

Decapitation 

...     11. 

78 

5 

j  Degrees,  The  three 

i. 

i 

2 

Devils,  Good  and  bad 

...     n. 

201 

3 

Dice  

...     ii. 

145 

6 

Divorce         

i. 

360 

i 

Doctors 

...     n. 

293 

5 

Dogs,  Chinese 

...     ii. 

309 

3 

Dolphin,  Fresh-water 

...     11. 

43 

i 

Double-entendres 

...     ii. 

176 

2 

Dragon-boat  festival 

...     ii. 

168 

2 

Dragons 

...     ii. 

112 

2 

...     n. 

349 

2 

Dreams 

ii. 

250 

2 

Dwarfs 

i. 

224 

I 

Drunkenness... 

i. 

30 

6 

i. 

365 

i 

...     n. 

30 

2 

Eating 

ii. 

in 

I 

i  Education     ...         • 

...      i. 

297 

2 

n. 

322 

2 

Elixir  of  Immortality 

i. 

19 

2 

»>               »> 

...     ii. 

168 

3 

Examinations,  Competitive 

i. 

195 

13 

...     n. 

64 

i 

5>                                               » 

ii. 

9i 

2 

Eye,  Pupils  of  the  ... 

i. 

8 

3 

396  INDEX. 


VOL.        PAGE      NOTE 


Fa  Hsien's  journey            ...         ...     ii. 

232 

3 

Fabulous  Lion          ii. 

343 

i 

Facing  the  South     ii. 

103 

i 

Falconry        ...         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...      i. 

22 

i 

Fan,  An  Autumn     ...         ...         ...         ...         ...      i. 

361 

2 

Fantan          ...         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...      i. 

421 

2 

Fatalism        ...         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...      i. 

340 

3 

Feet  of  betrothed  tied  together     i. 

431 

6 

Feng-Shui     ii. 

322 

i 

Feudal  Governor     ...         ...         ...         ...         ...     ii. 

287 

2 

"  Fiance,"  Death  of  a         i. 

99 

9 

Figure-head...         ...         ...         ...     ii. 

54 

10 

Fire-wells      ii. 

238 

I 

Flageolets     i. 

28 

5 

Folk-lore  in  the  North  and  South  ii. 

329 

2 

Fondness  for  children         ...         ...         ...         ...      i. 

401 

9 

Foot-binding            ...         ...         ...          ...         ...      i. 

192 

6 

Fortune-tellers         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...      i. 

47 

2 

Foundries,  Iron       ...         ...         ...     ii. 

216 

3 

Four  Books,  The     i. 

297 

2 

Four  Seas,  The       ii. 

1x6 

2 

Fox  influence            ...         ...  •       ...         ...         ...      i. 

32 

7 

Foxes,  Soothsayers  possessed  by  ii. 

358 

I 

Gambling      ...         ...         ...         i. 

421 

2 

Ganges,  The            ...         ...         ,..     ii. 

28 

I 

Gates  of  a  city  shut  at  night         ...     ii. 

262 

2 

Geese            i. 

255 

3 

"Gentleman,"  The  Chinese          i. 

1  68 

i 

Geomancy     ...         ...         ...         ...      i. 

227 

2 

Gioros            ...         ...         ...         i. 

66 

I 

Girdles,  The  pearl  ...         i. 

283 

3 

Glass  i. 

249 

4 

,,    ...         ...         ...     11. 

233 

2 

Go-betweens            ...         ...         i. 

187 

2 

»                     "• 

154 

4 

God  of  War,  The    ...      i. 

2 

4 

"Golden  lilies"          i. 

188 

4 

"Golden  Orchid"  Societies          i. 

196 

I 

Gongs            ...         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...     ii. 

105 

3 

Good  fortune,  Absorbing  only  a  certain  quantity  of     i. 

342 

4 

INDEX.  397 


VOL. 

PAGE 

NOTE 

Graduates  by  purchase       ,..         

i. 

2O2 

8 

Graduates,  Senior    ...         

i. 

199 

6 

Grave,  The  ...         

i. 

240 

6 

Great  beam,  Fixing  the      

ii. 

267 

i 

Greed            

...     11. 

74 

3 

Han  dynasty            ...         

i. 

258 

i 

Han-lin,  The  Chinese  National  Academy 

...      i. 

195 

H 

Heart,  The...           

i. 

96 

5,6 

Homicide      ...         ...         

i. 

353 

2 

Honesty  in  olden  times 

...     11. 

250 

3 

"  Hsi-yiian-lu,"  The 

i. 

98 

8 

"Hu,"  The  name   

i. 

89 

i 

Hue  

i. 

397 

2 

Human  life,  Value  of         

...     11. 

338 

2 

Hungry  devils          

...     11. 

270 

4 

Immortality 

i. 

157 

5 

Immortals,  Record  of  the... 

...     11. 

88 

4 

Imperial  mandates  ... 

...     ii. 

240 

4 

Impressment 

i. 

220 

2 

Infernal  Regions 

...     ii. 

95 

I 

...     11. 

354 

2 

Inheritance,  Law  of            ...         

...     11. 

345 

I 

Initiation  of  a  Priest           

...     11. 

69 

3 

Inner  apartments     ... 

i. 

53 

2 

i. 

252 

I 

46 

3 

Jelly-fish        

332 

2 

Judas  tree     ...         ...         

ii. 

I51 

2 

Judges          

ii. 

96 

3 

Jugglers        

ii. 

189 

5 

Khakkharam,  The  

...      i. 

395 

10 

Kangs           ...         

...     ii. 

133 

6 

Keeping  secret  professional  knowledge    ... 

...     11. 

255 

4 

Kidnapping  ...         

i. 

183 

10 

Kite-flying  Festival  

...     11. 

268 

2 

Knife  Hill,  The       

...     ii. 

205 

3 

Kot'ow,  The           

i. 

388 

4 

K'u-ts'an       

...     ii. 

255 

3 

Kuan-yin       ...         

i. 

241 

7 

Lanterns,  Feast  of  

...      i. 

99 

10 

398  INDEX. 


VOL.        PAGE      NOTE 


Li  T'ai-poh  

...     ii. 

144 

2 

Lictors 

...     11. 

205 

I 

Lighting  the  Eyes    ... 

...     n. 

224 

5 

Lingering  death,  The 

i. 

396 

12 

Literary  chancellor 

...     11. 

284 

2 

Literati,  The            

...     n. 

36 

I 

Literature,  God  of  ... 

...     n. 

320 

3 

Liu-ch'tian  and  the  melon... 

...     ii. 

351 

i 

Living  Lictors  of  Purgatory,  The 

i. 

207 

3 

Loans 

...     ii. 

171 

3 

Locusts          ...         

...     ii. 

242 

i 

Lohans 

ii. 

321 

7 

Long  Robes  

n. 

273 

i 

Lots,  Drawing 

...     n. 

73 

i 

Love-matches           

i. 

US 

7 

Lucifer  Matches       ...         

...     ii. 

120 

2 

Lunatics 

...     ii. 

30 

2 

Lii  Tung-pin 

...     ii. 

296 

2 

Magic  Sword            ...         ...         

i. 

62 

8 

Mandarin  Dialect    ...         ...         

i. 

398 

4 

Manslaughter           ...         ...         

i. 

222 

4 

Marriage  Ceremonies          ...         

i. 

10 

2 

,,                ,,                   ...         ...         ... 

i. 

181 

9 

55                                55                                        ...                   ...                   ... 

i. 

227 

2 

i. 

228 

3 

Marriages 

i. 

108 

3 

55                         ...                   ...                   ...                   ...                   ... 

i. 

193 

10 

Marrying  a  second  time      ...         

i. 

112 

4 

Mars,  The  Chinese  ... 

i. 

2 

4 

Medical  testimonials 

...     ii. 

292 

4 

Memorial  tablet,  Inking     ... 

...     ii. 

224 

5 

Mercy,  The  Goddess  of     

i. 

241 

7 

Messengers  of  good  tidings 

...     ii. 

252 

2 

Milky  way,  The       

i. 

152 

I 

Miracles 

i. 

396 

13 

'  '  Mirror  and  Listen  "  trick            

...     ii. 

251 

I 

Misappropriation  of  funds  

...     ii. 

224 

6 

Moon,  The  Goddess  of  the            

i. 

19 

2 

„       The  Lady  of  the     

i. 

19 

2 

Mothers-in-law         

i. 

315 

2 

INDEX.  399 

VOL.  PAGE  NOTE 

Mourning  for  a  father         ...         ...         ...         ...  i.  199  5 

Mules  ...  ...  ...  ...  ...  ...  ii.  242  2 

Murders ...  ...  ...  ...  i.  230  5 

Names,  Family  ...  ...  ...  i.  92  i 

,,  Personal  ii.  132  3 

Night,  Divisions  of  the  i.  215  2 

Nine  grades  of  official  life...         ...         ...         ...  i.  388  3 

Nunneries     ...         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  i.  262  i 

Oath  of  confederation        ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  146  8 

Oblivion,  Potion  of...         ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  207  2 

Official  corruption   ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  79  7 

,,  responsibility  ...  ...  ...  ...  i.  232  6 

Officials  i.  237  i 

Old  age  ii.  31  3 

Olive,  the  sign  of  peace  ...  ...  ...  ...  i.  324  10 

Paper  men  ...  ...  ...  ...  i.  49  5 

,,  money  i.  391  7 

"•  172  7 

Pao  Shu  i.  166  i 

Patra,  The i.  395  10 

,,  ,,  i.  246  I 

Pawn-shops ...  i.  198  4 

Persia  ...  ...  ...  ii.  25  i 

Phoenix  Tower  ...  ...  ...  ii.  270  5 

Physiognomy,  Professors  of  ...  ...  ...  ii.  290  I 

Planchette ii.  295  I 

Playing  iuei-chli for  money             ...         ...         ...  ii.  271  6 

Poetical  proficiency ...          ...          ...          ...          ...  i.  33  2 

Police  system  ...  ...  ...  ...  ...  i.  221  3 

Politeness  ii.  203  5 

Poor  scholars  ...  '  ...  ...  ...  ...  i.  160  I 

Pope  of  the  Taoists  i.  118  8 

Porterage  ii.  181  I 

Posthumous  Honours          ...         ...         ...         ...  i.  305  6 

Praying  for  good  or  bad  weather  ...         ...         ...  ii.  294  3 

Praying-mat...  ...  ...  ...  ...  ...  ii.  183  2 

Precedence  at  table  i.  332  2 

Predestination  i.  48  3 

i.  156  4 

Primogeniture  i.  203  2 


400  INDEX. 

VOL.  PAGE  NOTE 

Prisoners  in  China i.  372  8 

».  96  2 

,,              ,,        ii.  261  i 

P'u-hsien,  God  of  Action ii.  232  5 

Pulse,  The i.  39  4 

Punishments             ...         ...         ..,         i.  381  5 

Pupils  taken  by  priests        ...         ...  ii.  119  I 

Purgatory,  Capital  of           ii.  238  I 

Quail- fighting           ...         ...         i.  75  2 

Quail's  Tail,  A        i.  209  6 

Rebel,  The  first       ii.  52  7 

Red-garment  figure,  The    ...         i.  19  3 

Red-haired  barbarians        ...  ii.  179  I 

Relationship,  Test  of         ii.  278  4 

Religion  and  the  drama      ...         ...         ...         ...      i.  345  4 

Resemblance  between  soul  and  body       ii.  280  I 

Retinues  of  mandarins i.  389  5 

„                  „                ».  174  I2 

".  175  15 

Returning  invitations          ,.  ii.  227  i 

Revenge 1.310,3112,3 

,,        for  adultery           i.  62  9 

Reward  of  filial  piety         ...  i.  351  2 

Rising  when  spoken  to       ii.  280  2 

Roc,  The      ii.  341  i 

Rosary,  The  Buddhist        i.  369  4 

Royal  Mother,  The             ii.  187  3 

Rulers  of  animal  and  vegetable  kingdoms          ...      i.  292  4 

Running  water         ...         ...         ...         ...         ...  ii.  no  2 

Sacred  edict,  The i.  203  2 

Sale  of  children i.  183  10 

,,       degrees        ...         ...         ..          ...         ...  ii.  17°  * 

Salt  monopoly         ...         ...         ...  ii.  215  i 

"  Same-year  men"  ...         ...         ...         i.  136  3 

Saving  life    ii.  200  2 

,,        „      ii.  214  i 

Scribbling  and  carving  names       ii.  123  6 

Sea-serpent,  The     ii.  113  i 

Secret  societies         i.  196  I 

Sections  of  Purgatory,  The  nine ii.  205  2 


INDEX. 


401 


VOL. 

PAGE 

NOTE 

Senses,  The  five      

i. 

259 

2 

Separation  of  sexes 

...     ii. 

167 

I 

Shaking  hands 

i. 

287 

3 

,,           ,, 

...     11. 

J5i 

3 

Sham  entertainment 

i. 

323 

8 

Shampooing  

...     ii. 

S3 

8 

'  '  Shang-yang  "  brings  rain 

...     ii. 

131 

i 

"  Shoes"  of  silver  ... 

i. 

148 

4 

Short  weights 

...     ii. 

325 

I 

Shun,  The  Emperor 

i. 

37 

3 

Shun  Chih,  The  Emperor  ... 

ii. 

184 

i 

Sickness 

i. 

107 

i 

Six  Boards,  The 

i. 

26 

i 

Slave-girls'  feet 

i. 

430 

S 

Slavery 

i. 

211 

8 

Small  feet 

i. 

76 

i 

IQ2 

6 

,,      waists... 

...     ii. 

47 

5 

Sons  ... 

i. 

64 

10 

Spirit  calling 

i. 

189 

5 

,,     entering  another's  body 

...     ii. 

24 

4 

Spirits,  Disembodied 

i. 

79 

2 

»«                 »t                     

i. 

119 

9 

j  >                 j  , 

i. 

123 

13 

5)                                      J  > 

i. 

i,S7 

S 

Spiritualistic  seances 

...     ii. 

133 

4 

Sponge,  A     

i. 

248 

3 

Spring  festival 

...     ii. 

1  86 

2 

Squeezes 

i. 

219 

I 

Staff  of  Buddhist  priests,  The      

i. 

395 

10 

Stealing,  Pardonable           

...     ii. 

217 

5 

Strongrooms            ...          ...          

...     ii. 

172 

6 

Styx,  The     

...     ii. 

216 

2 

Subscriptions 

...     ii. 

220 

3 

Substantiality  of  ghosts 

i. 

239 

4 

...     ii. 

236 

3 

Substitution  theory  ... 

i. 

334 

8 

Suicide 

i. 

3ii 

3 

,,        Meritorious 

...     ii. 

142 

i 

Superior  man,  The  ... 

i. 

1  68 

i 

VOL.    II.                                     D   D 

402  INDEX. 

VOL.        PAGE     NOTE 


Supernatural  government   

i. 

292 

4 

Supreme  Ruler,  The 

i. 

242 

8 

Surnames,  Common 

i. 

210 

7 

Sutra,  The  Diamond           

i. 

238 

3 

Tails  of  horses  not  cut 

...     n. 

286 

i 

Taking  life  

i. 

79 

3 

Talking  when  born  ... 

i. 

243 

9 

Tao    

i. 

14 

i 

Taot'ai 

n. 

229 

2 

Tartar  general          

...     ii. 

128 

2 

Temples,  Repairs  to            

...     n. 

127 

I 

Theatricals    

i. 

218 

I 

Threshing-floors 

...     ii. 

236 

2 

Thunder,  God  of    

i. 

43 

5 

,,             ,, 

...     n. 

112 

3 

Ting  P'u-lang          

...     ii. 

109 

i 

Titles  of  Nobility    

i. 

305 

6 

Torture         

...     n. 

81 

2 

,,        Supply  of  instruments  of 

...     ii. 

238 

2 

Tree  worship 

n. 

72 

6 

Trousseau,  Bride's  ...         

i. 

256 

4 

Tung-t'ing  Lake 

i. 

271 

I 

Types  of  friendship 

i. 

1  66 

i 

Tzii-ang,  a  Chinese  Landseer 

1!. 

287 

3 

Ulysses,  A  Chinese... 

1. 

91 

2 

Ushnisha,  The         

...       11. 

320 

6 

Valuables  in  coffins  ... 

1. 

311 

4 

Verdict          

i. 

56 

6 

Visiting  the  tutor     ... 

...     n. 

.126 

3 

Vital  spots  on  the  body 

...     n. 

356 

2 

Wang  Wei,  The  poet          

...     ii. 

149 

I 

Washing-blocks 

...     r. 

3T5 

3 

Watchmen    ... 

i. 

51 

6 

Wedding-presents    ... 

...      i. 

28 

4 

Wei-ch'i        

...     n. 

268 

i 

Wen-shu,  the  God  of  Wisdom 

...     ii. 

232 

5 

White  Lily  sect        

...     ii. 

189 

4 

Widowers 

ii. 

183 

i 

Widows 

ii. 

39 

i 

Windows 

i. 

61 

7 

INDEX.  403 

VOL.        1'AGE      NOTE 


Wine... 

...     11. 

259,260 

I,  2 

Wine-cup  upside  down,  Turning  the 

i. 

264 

4 

Wine  taken  hot 

...     n. 

144 

3 

Witnesses  in  a  court  of  justice       

...     ii. 

156 

5 

Women  ride  astride 

i. 

354 

i 

Wooden  fish,  The    

...     ii. 

195 

i 

Works  of  supererogation    ... 

i. 

426 

3 

Worldly-mindedness 

...     n. 

312 

2 

WuWang     

i. 

278 

I 

Yamen 

i. 

2 

3 

Yang  Ta-hung 

...     ii. 

310 

i 

Yang-tsze,  The 

ii. 

176 

i 

Years,  Names  of 

i. 

H3 

5 

Yellow  girdles 

i. 

66 

i 

Yin  and  faeyang,  The 

i. 

176 

6 

Yojana,  A     ... 

i. 

394 

9 

Yii-chiao-li,  The 

...     ii. 

164 

3 

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